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But wait o! The cake is too much now! Haba!!
Just one would have been enough.

Is that the first daughter? The one to the right in white suit?
If she is then she's cute! So, shocking how much they have grown, even the boy.. I can remember the last pic of them I saw, they were so small..

Watin be this man own na?? Make him free obama jor! This guy is just pissed of because he's making them pay more taxes. And points out the fact that he's got a superiority complex thing going for him.

fizeul: Na that time be that o.. Mumu has turned to player now, and anybody that thinks that is bad can jump off a bridge.

I feel you!

Jinadu-Josefu:
well, cant argue the malo thing with u bt in d area i served in niger state,the local uneducated ones were referred to as malo,u see them dressin gorgeously at night in their native dress,adorned with nose rings and earings,most often walkin in groups...going nowhere in particular,those were d ones we called malo chics that year......and concernin d playin thing,that one no concern me,in as much i chopped my punanies satisfactorily,whats my business if she played me or not.....and it also helped me coz that gave me enough reason not to think abt them again immediately after nysc....bt mind u,i met one of the fiance one on one,he had been takin care of the younger brother of Rukayat for more than 2years prior to that time

Kk bro..

fizeul: Na only one exam you do, you dey hala.. I sat 6 exams because of a girl.. Gather the money, give her.. Wetin i dey talk sef, na after each exam she dey wait for my hostel to collect am. She wan buy bb that time..

O boi! Bois don mumu finish!! Lol! Chai!!

Jinadu-Josefu:
u cant really blame them,most of their husbands are bestowed on them....pple they dont av chemistry with.....they wud want to explore b4 spendin d rest of their life in "boundage"**but mind u,my own chics are not malo girls,they are d confirmed yariyan mai kio**

Dude a hausa girl is a malo girl, doesn't matter if she's a classy or a hawlker. That's the point of the whole "bondage" to keep them away from badt guys like you. Unfortunately, its not working, I don't believe the girls, they are too old for that stuff, if they actually have been given out they would have been married before they are taken to higher institution, they only used that story so that you don't feel guilty, and make u feel like your liberating them.. Omo, they played you!

Jinadu-Josefu:
niger state....i leave u to guess d area

Kk.. Na wa for u o! All this risk for that forbidden fruit. That's why malo girls dey vex me sometimes, pretence.

Jinadu-Josefu:
Way back during my service year,we were warned neva to av any affair with indigenes coz most of them wud av been engaged at an early age....that was d practice in d north then...bt me with my strong head i dey "kolombi" 2 separate local chics that were about to marry....**no b my fault,those chics too like me**
and we were also warned to always return to our lodge latest by 10pm coz of d volatile security situation then and mosy esp. We werent speakin d language,we wont be able to defend ourselves if we were caught at night by d sucurity pple......
u wont believe i'd go 2ru a bushpath where dangerous animals had been killed previously to see these chics at their papa house around 12midnight and 1am...smoochin and makin out under d tree...then...wud return to my lodge 2ru d same bushpath around 2am,all alone
just thinkin about d risks when service year ended.....What if i'd been caught by their parents or friends to their fiance
What if I was robbed when goin to see them or when comin back to my lodge
What if I was apprehended by d vigilante or police and declared an armed robber
What if I was attacked by a dangerous animal esp. Snakes that were very common along that bushpath
There wud be one single answer to all of these....U have been warned....then i'd look like a FOOL
Miss u Rukayat and Alheri

Guy which state and area abeg.

Its obvious now!
The barbing saloon is better, but the only problem is the fact that you say your going to get someone to manage it for you! When ever someone wants to start a business, its best to manage it them selves, then later on they can transfer to a TRUSTED associate. I wouldn't advice anybody to start a business, knowing there not going to manage it them self.

Omo! How did he bored a plane with bomb! Wow! I can't imagine the kind of post-dramatic stress the passangers would go through..
I am the first.

This ones I cried

Titanic
Man under the iron mask
Cast away
Saving private ryan
Armageddon

This ones I was so immotional

Sisters keeper
Time travelers wife
Curious case of benjamin button

The list is very long, I'll update it.

Zodiac61: I have the right to mock your beliefs.
I have the right not to respect your beliefs.
You do not have the right not to be offended.
The only reason people do not do more of it is the fear of your religion's mindless violence.

With an attitude like this, why would you blame when some muslims turn violent.

Even though there was a time I wasn't happy with the kind of topics you made make front page.. Never the less.
Happy birthday!!!!!
How old now?

ITbomb: A similar topic was created for the Christian God and it made the frontpage . It would be discrimination to the Mohammedans to close this one

Well I guess they are not offended by it, as a muslim on the other hand this is very offensive, hence the reason why it should be closed.
The point you guys fail to get into that skull is,
Just because the christain folk doesn't find mocking of his religion offensive doesn't mean muslims should also fell the same way
And
Either the christain folk is scared or plain out just don't care I don't know what the reason is when ever a topic like the one you refered to is opened, they don't say anything against it..
I saw the topic you are talking about but I did not reply, because I respect other people belief, just as I expect them to respect mine, besides muslims believe in all the prophets christain believe in. So its wrong and would make me a hyprocrite to reply to such a topic.
So please respect is all I ask.

Mods what's with all this topics of recent? Who ever is the mod in this section can you be sensible enough to close this topic.. Please and please!

I noticed there's no thread for mechatronic engineers, so I decided to change the title and make this a meeting point for us all.

toba: Im not a muslim but i must say that its a borrowed culture. i was once a best man for my friend and we had grooms men in church and wedding reception. why should islamic wedding have them? why should u cut cakes in nikkai? why must u call musician to play and pple are spraying money?

Exactly, an islamic wedding is best when it is done as simple as possible, the imam or who ever is suppose to join the couple, performes the the wedding rights, then a simple walimah, just for people to freshen up (guys only) ladies might have theirs seperately and that's it.. He takes his bride home!! Simple!

maclatunji: ^Before I answer your question, tell me if you were disturbing my Muslim sisters- Yes or No? #LOL.

A wedding like the one you attended is called a Walimatul Nikah which is basically, a celebration. The real rites of marriage may have been performed before that day or early in the morning on that day.

As per your question. If nothing prohibited (Haram) is done during the ceremony, then leave the couple with their family and friends to enjoy their day.

Them invite you to wedding, na analysis you go dey do.

I think you need to read your reply again, how can you say if nothin wrong is done when everthing wrong is done.. The mixing of both sex there, the music, the cake, am sure she probably wore a gown, dancing etc. Haba!! (all this things have no origin from islam but borrowed from the western culture)..
If your getting married you should try to keep it as simple, lawful as possible to gain as much blessing from it.

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Its obvious that it is bidia(innovation)! Simple!

candieangel12: LOL no its not. I prefer this method because:

1. I don't have to worry about whether the guy will call me or not
2. If I wasn't interested in the guy then I won't call him and thus he won't have my number to disturb me

I agree with your second point but your first, hmmm.. Only shows your desperate, or confirms that you like him, that my friend is a game changer.

denzel2009: So did you nyansh him?

Why now? After what she just went through with the other guy! Why are people so insensitive?

candieangel12: I don't like giving out my number to strangers, especially guys. If a guy asks me 4 my number, I usually tell them to give me their number instead and then I will call them.

This is even worse than giving your number..

Series22: 1st in history, am d 1st 2 comment.. Thank u jesus

Ayyah! I jst couldn't hold my laughter!
Don't worry, you hear. Try again.

SlyIg: So some of us will rush to be d first to comment instead of fighting with our brain to give d best comment. Next time,if you really want to be d first to comment on a post as this,dont wait to type everything at once,just post a dot ie a fullstop. Then come back to modify it,ok? By do doing,you ll attend to your own joy on Nairaland. But while other wise people's joy is to make a good and reason comment.

Is that really necessary? U should pick a thing or two from your post.. Go through it again.

After what they did to ghaddafi?
After what they did to mubarak?
Smh..

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I don't think that theory works doe, I get the point of the theory but its not a certain.

Did yoy guys noticed they never powered the phone in any of the pics?

akagaba: Hi guys, pls hw do i start a thread. I mean 2create a topic cus i hav gudnews here 2tel. Direct me pls.

Go to the section which you wish to post and look at the top where you find page numbers, youll find it next to the numnbers 'create topic'
Hope this helps.

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Pastor Kun: And why should it be closed There is a similar thread on the bible on going and no one as asked it be closed.

How is that my business? I saw it and did not reply? Why?? Because I respect other peoples belifes and believe that what I don't want to be done to me I wouldn't do to others. It is obvious from the few replys what the topic is going to turn out to be, muslims are very sensitive about their religion and take offence, am sure the poster and every other person that doesn't live under a stone would know that from the recent events that happend all around the world. I just want that to be avoided.
So please respect. Its all I ask.