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Romance / Dear Future Husband by JoeyDdamsel(f): 6:53pm On Mar 04, 2018
Dear Future Husband,

Am not trying to be selective but please when you do come kindly check all these boxes ...

If you want to be that Special One for me and I will be the best Wife ever.




1. He must be Fair

2. ‎He must be God Fearing

3. ‎He must be Romantic

4. ‎He must have 6- Packs

5. ‎He must Love me Unconditionally

6. ‎He must also Love my Flaws

7. ‎He must be Rich

8. ‎He must have a Big Hammer ���

9. ‎He must buy my family members a Car

10. ‎He must be a Great Cook

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Fashion / Hollywood Photographer Creates Digital Black Model by JoeyDdamsel(f): 1:42pm On Mar 03, 2018
A London photographer Cameron-James Wilson is the creator of Shudu, a black digital model.



Shudu was modelled after black models like Duckie Thot, and has amassed a huge following on Instagram, with a repost from Fenty Beauty.



Speaking to Harper’s Bazaar, Wilson said Shudu is inspired by the recent “movement with dark skin models.”



He also revealed that Shudu was created using a 3D modelling program. He said:



Basically Shudu is my creation, she’s my art piece that I am working on at moment.

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Romance / Crotchet Curls By Goldevolgue by JoeyDdamsel(f): 10:23pm On Feb 27, 2018
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But have you bought yours?



They come in various beautiful colours.



And guess what!



They are really affordable.







A friend asked why she should buy this hair when she can always get it in the market and I said


"Yes you can get the same Crotchet but you will never see this Amazing mixture of colours"


Am sure you can guess what happened next!


She ordered 3 packs the very next day


So what are you waiting for?

Order! Order!! Order!!!


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Do not forget to also follow the Instagram page to get updates on the latest designs

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Romance / Re: A Heart Of Gold by JoeyDdamsel(f): 10:20pm On Feb 27, 2018
It will definitely cause problems for you but my advice is to be professional don't date her and also give her a job she can handle.
Maybe she cares about you but for now don't mix Business with Pleasure
Romance / A Heart Of Gold by JoeyDdamsel(f): 5:52pm On Feb 27, 2018
The days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10 year old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him.



“How much is an ice cream sundae?”



“50 cents,” replied the waitress.




The little boy pulled his hand out of his pocket and studied a number of coins in it.



“How much is a dish of plain ice cream?” he inquired. Some people were now waiting for a table and the waitress was a bit impatient.

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Romance / Perils Of Bad Parenting by JoeyDdamsel(f): 11:09pm On Feb 26, 2018
"Don't condescend me boy, what you see standing. I see it clearer while seated."

It is even written in the Bible:

Children obey your parents and father's don't provoke your Kids.



Not trying to get all spiritual but just trying to make a Valid Point!



Most kids change or act the way they do for various reasons and it all starts at the root....THE HOME.



1. They had really strict parents who didn't believe that one should waste his or her time going out with friends to parties or just having a friend. They believe your life should revolve around a book.

The Book Worms



2. We also have parents who belive that

"Time is Money is Knowledge is Power" so as long as you are doing something productive with your self and always trying to improve your self they are fine but as long as an external factor comes in to distort that order, it is frown upon.

The Uptight Teens

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Family / Perils Of Bad Parenting by JoeyDdamsel(f): 7:06am On Feb 26, 2018
"Don't condescend me boy, what you see standing. I see it clearer while seated."

It is even written in the Bible:

Children obey your parents and father's don't provoke your Kids.



Not trying to get all spiritual but just trying to make a Valid Point!



Most kids change or act the way they do for various reasons and it all starts at the root....THE HOME.



1. They had really strict parents who didn't believe that one should waste his or her time going out with friends to parties or just having a friend. They believe your life should revolve around a book.

The Book Worms



2. We also have parents who belive that

"Time is Money is Knowledge is Power" so as long as you are doing something productive with your self and always trying to improve your self they are fine but as long as an external factor comes in to distort that order, it is frown upon.

The Uptight Teens

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Romance / Warning!!! Friends Zone Ahead by JoeyDdamsel(f): 7:00pm On Feb 25, 2018
I'll admit I once sat in the friend zone for more years than I can recount, and I was always waiting for my call up to the big leagues.



The friend zone is a cold, lonely place, and it's where no guy wants to end up.




"The most stupid thing in the world is acting like a FRIEND to someone you LOVE"




It all started way back in middle school. (It was during the most awkward of years of my life, so I can't really blame those girls — not even the one I used to chase after in the halls. If you're reading this, I'm sorry.)



Time after time, I would pine after girls who I thought would be my girlfriend, but I didn't understand quite yet what it actually meant to have one.

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Literature / Warning!!! Friends Zone Ahead by JoeyDdamsel(f): 10:52pm On Feb 24, 2018
I'll admit I once sat in the friend zone for more years than I can recount, and I was always waiting for my call up to the big leagues.



The friend zone is a cold, lonely place, and it's where no guy wants to end up.




"The most stupid thing in the world is acting like a FRIEND to someone you LOVE"




It all started way back in middle school. (It was during the most awkward of years of my life, so I can't really blame those girls — not even the one I used to chase after in the halls. If you're reading this, I'm sorry.)



Time after time, I would pine after girls who I thought would be my girlfriend, but I didn't understand quite yet what it actually meant to have one.

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Literature / Friendships Has Its Benefits by JoeyDdamsel(f): 12:13am On Feb 23, 2018
Kicking off a friends with benefits relationship can be a lot of liberating fun. After all, it's a hookup with no strings attached between two people who genuinely like and trust each other- without all of the responsibility or emotional drama that can come with a more serious relationship- sound ideal really, doesn't it? While it's obvious that one of the benefits is well, dun, more sex, there are some other potential ups and downs you might want to consider.





Hooking up with your hot friend might seem like a no-brainer. They're single, you're single, what's the big deal? But actually pulling off a healthy, happy friends-with-benefits arrangement might be trickier than you think. Before you get naked with a friend, take a look at these pro's and con's.



Benefits

1. No game playing

Once you have established that you are in the FWB mode, you don't need to worry about coming across as too keen or worrying about whether you ought to call them or wait for them to call you. It is a straight forward deal- You are friends who have sex, nothing more.



2. None of the other responsibilities

You don't need to meet their family and you don't even need to call them. There are times in your life when a relationship isn't what you want- perhaps you want to focus on your career, or you want to move to another city. At these times, being able to enjoy sex with someone you know and are comfortable with without string can seem like an ideal solution.



3. You can keep your eye out for someone better

There is nothing stopping you looking for a long- term lover while you are enjoying Sex with your FWB and its this aspect that makes it seem an attractive option to men in- between relationships. If it's crystal clear that this is what you're doing, is that there really are no strings. That means you are both free to see other people and there are no obligations to even tell each other. You are left to keep looking for other partners, FWBs or whatever, while you continue to get yours.

Poems For Review / Friendships Has Its Benefits by JoeyDdamsel(f): 4:42pm On Feb 22, 2018
Kicking off a friends with benefits relationship can be a lot of liberating fun. After all, it's a hookup with no strings attached between two people who genuinely like and trust each other- without all of the responsibility or emotional drama that can come with a more serious relationship- sound ideal really, doesn't it? While it's obvious that one of the benefits is well, dun, more sex, there are some other potential ups and downs you might want to consider.





Hooking up with your hot friend might seem like a no-brainer. They're single, you're single, what's the big deal? But actually pulling off a healthy, happy friends-with-benefits arrangement might be trickier than you think. Before you get naked with a friend, take a look at these pro's and con's.



Benefits

1. No game playing

Once you have established that you are in the FWB mode, you don't need to worry about coming across as too keen or worrying about whether you ought to call them or wait for them to call you. It is a straight forward deal- You are friends who have sex, nothing more.



2. None of the other responsibilities

You don't need to meet their family and you don't even need to call them. There are times in your life when a relationship isn't what you want- perhaps you want to focus on your career, or you want to move to another city. At these times, being able to enjoy sex with someone you know and are comfortable with without string can seem like an ideal solution.



3. You can keep your eye out for someone better

There is nothing stopping you looking for a long- term lover while you are enjoying Sex with your FWB and its this aspect that makes it seem an attractive option to men in- between relationships. If it's crystal clear that this is what you're doing, is that there really are no strings. That means you are both free to see other people and there are no obligations to even tell each other. You are left to keep looking for other partners, FWBs or whatever, while you continue to get yours.

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Jobs/Vacancies / The Nitty Gritty Of The Corporate World... Thing To Know Before Starting A Job by JoeyDdamsel(f): 7:12pm On Feb 21, 2018
I would like to believe that we all know about Office Etiquette, must dress officially-look presentable to clients, always have a smile on and greet guests but no one ever warns you about the usual office gossip or as I call it Office Politics, or my all time favourite Office Romance.




Office fucking Politics, the same way you have the leading parties in Nigeria, All Progressive Congress APC and People Democratic Party PDP, same goes in a Company.



You don't believe me, well I dare you to voice your opinion in a meeting and see what happens.



Feel free to tell me the after effect!



Most things you should be aware of when starting a new job:

1. Never be too close to the opposite sex- your colleagues will either say you guys are dating and we all know how that goes.



2. ‎Never get too chummy with your Boss- most bosses are perverts, they just want your body 'Sex' or your colleagues will say you are sleeping your way to the top.









3. Never pick sides in a discussion or an argument- be passive never reveal your hand. You could be diplomatic or act as the mediator.



4. Always listen- humans are very tricky beings you can't trust them so always be one step ahead. See the office like a Chess game, you wouldn't want to endanger your Queen.



5. Never do eye service- you only put in your best when you are been watched. Wrong! Always put in your best and you will always be rewarded with a promotion.



6. Never stop at just your job- no matter the situation always get more certificates and qualifications, what makes you better than the next person is what you can offer.



"Your Mind is like a bank, whatever you Deposit is what you can Withdraw"



7. ‎Never tell anyone your Secrets- as I said earlier humans are shifty like a cameleon, my advice would be to know one secret of your colleague cos you might need it someday.



8. Never be too Nice- remember it is a place of work. So you work and after 30 days you get paid. It's not a place to make friends.



9. Never indulge in Office Gossip- if those around you are talking pretend to not listen cos anything that you contribute will be rephrased and told to others in various versions.



10. Never stop Saving- you always notice that when your income increases, so does your expenditure. I urge you to save at most 50% of your monthly income. Don't call friends over and waste money on booze, don't spend money on clothes, use what you already have and spend only when necessary.

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Literature / The Nitty Gritty Of The Corporate World by JoeyDdamsel(f): 5:22pm On Feb 21, 2018
I would like to believe that we all know about Office Etiquette, must dress officially-look presentable to clients, always have a smile on and greet guests but no one ever warns you about the usual office gossip or as I call it Office Politics, or my all time favourite Office Romance.




Office fucking Politics, the same way you have the leading parties in Nigeria, All Progressive Congress APC and People Democratic Party PDP, same goes in a Company.



You don't believe me, well I dare you to voice your opinion in a meeting and see what happens.



Feel free to tell me the after effect!



Most things you should be aware of when starting a new job:

1. Never be too close to the opposite sex- your colleagues will either say you guys are dating and we all know how that goes.



2. ‎Never get too chummy with your Boss- most bosses are perverts, they just want your body 'Sex' or your colleagues will say you are sleeping your way to the top.
.......

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Literature / The Nitty Gritty Of The Corporate World by JoeyDdamsel(f): 6:06am On Feb 20, 2018
I would like to believe that we all know about Office Etiquette, must dress officially-look presentable to clients, always have a smile on and greet guests but no one ever warns you about the usual office gossip or as I call it Office Politics, or my all time favourite Office Romance.




Office fucking Politics, the same way you have the leading parties in Nigeria, All Progressive Congress APC and People Democratic Party PDP, same goes in a Company.



You don't believe me, well I dare you to voice your opinion in a meeting and see what happens.



Feel free to tell me the after effect!



Most things you should be aware of when starting a new job:

1. Never be too close to the opposite sex- your colleagues will either say you guys are dating and we all know how that goes.



2. ‎Never get too chummy with your Boss- most bosses are perverts, they just want your body 'Sex' or your colleagues will say you are sleeping your way to the top.
.......

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Romance / Companionship! Which Category Are You? by JoeyDdamsel(f): 11:08am On Feb 17, 2018
We all want COMPANIONSHIP, we all want to be loved, to be cared for, to be told we look BEAUTIFUL and HANDSOME, we all want to be needed.



With the increasing rate of Divorce in the country and Christian marriages also as high, I see alot of single parents in the future. People who would rather focus on their career and when stable enough get either a surrogate (men) or a sperm doner (women) and have a family.




As I have said time and time again, we need to learn to bring VALUE to a relationship and if you can't do that then be single. There are too many failed relationships and marriages. Since DIVORCE became an option, it changed everything.



Divorce simply put is when two married people break up because either they hate each other, can't seem to agree and work on their relationship or they just love someone else, then they split up their children, house and money, they fight over everything and whoever has the best lawyer wins.



Comprende!

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Literature / Companionship! Which Category Are You? by JoeyDdamsel(f): 10:52am On Feb 17, 2018
​We all want COMPANIONSHIP, we all want to be loved, to be cared for, to be told we look BEAUTIFUL and HANDSOME, we all want to be needed.



With the increasing rate of Divorce in the country and Christian marriages also as high, I see alot of single parents in the future. People who would rather focus on their career and when stable enough get either a surrogate (men) or a sperm doner (women) and have a family.




As I have said time and time again, we need to learn to bring VALUE to a relationship and if you can't do that then be single. There are too many failed relationships and marriages. Since DIVORCE became an option, it changed everything.



Divorce simply put is when two married people break up because either they hate each other, can't seem to agree and work on their relationship or they just love someone else, then they split up their children, house and money, they fight over everything and whoever has the best lawyer wins.



Comprende!

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Literature / Get Rid Of Toxic People by JoeyDdamsel(f): 12:11pm On Feb 16, 2018
"Don’t let toxic people rent space in your head.

Raise the rent and get them out of there."



Surviving the ups, downs, and lightning storms of other people’s moodiness can be quite a challenge. It’s important, though, to remember that some moody, negative people may be going through a difficult stage in their lives. They may be ill, chronically worried, or lacking what they need in terms of love and emotional support. Such people need to be listened to, supported, and cared for (although whatever the cause of their moodiness and negativity, you may still need to protect yourself from their behavior at times).





But there’s another type of moody, negative behavior: that of the toxic bully, who will use his or her mood swings to intimidate and manipulate. It’s this aspect of moodiness that inflicts enduring abuse and misery. If you observe these people closely, you will notice that their attitude is overly self-referential. Their relationships are prioritized according to how each one can be used to meet their selfish needs. This is the kind of toxic behavior I want to look at in this post.



I’m a firm believer that toxic mood swings (like chain letter emails) should not be inflicted on one person by another, under any circumstances. So how can you best manage the fallout from other people’s relentless toxicity?



1. Move on without them.

If you know someone who insists on destructively dictating the emotional atmosphere, then be clear: they are toxic. If you are suffering because of their attitude, and your compassion, patience, advice, and general attentiveness doesn’t seem to help them, and they don’t seem to care one bit, then ask yourself, “Do I need this person in my life?”



When you delete toxic people from your environment it becomes a lot easier to breathe. If the circumstances warrant it, leave these people behind and move on when you must. Seriously, be strong and know when enough is enough! Letting go of toxic people doesn’t mean you hate them, or that you wish them harm; it simply means you care about your own well-being.

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Romance / Re: He Proposed During Their Photo Shoot And Her Reaction Is So Cute (pictures) by JoeyDdamsel(f): 12:09pm On Feb 16, 2018
Adorable
Romance / Get Rid Of Toxic People by JoeyDdamsel(f): 12:04pm On Feb 16, 2018
"Don’t let toxic people rent space in your head.

Raise the rent and get them out of there."



Surviving the ups, downs, and lightning storms of other people’s moodiness can be quite a challenge. It’s important, though, to remember that some moody, negative people may be going through a difficult stage in their lives. They may be ill, chronically worried, or lacking what they need in terms of love and emotional support. Such people need to be listened to, supported, and cared for (although whatever the cause of their moodiness and negativity, you may still need to protect yourself from their behavior at times).





But there’s another type of moody, negative behavior: that of the toxic bully, who will use his or her mood swings to intimidate and manipulate. It’s this aspect of moodiness that inflicts enduring abuse and misery. If you observe these people closely, you will notice that their attitude is overly self-referential. Their relationships are prioritized according to how each one can be used to meet their selfish needs. This is the kind of toxic behavior I want to look at in this post.



I’m a firm believer that toxic mood swings (like chain letter emails) should not be inflicted on one person by another, under any circumstances. So how can you best manage the fallout from other people’s relentless toxicity?



1. Move on without them.

If you know someone who insists on destructively dictating the emotional atmosphere, then be clear: they are toxic. If you are suffering because of their attitude, and your compassion, patience, advice, and general attentiveness doesn’t seem to help them, and they don’t seem to care one bit, then ask yourself, “Do I need this person in my life?”



When you delete toxic people from your environment it becomes a lot easier to breathe. If the circumstances warrant it, leave these people behind and move on when you must. Seriously, be strong and know when enough is enough! Letting go of toxic people doesn’t mean you hate them, or that you wish them harm; it simply means you care about your own well-being.

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Literature / The Ungettable Girl. Beauty And Brains by JoeyDdamsel(f): 8:53am On Feb 16, 2018
The secret to a good relationship is to meet the 'UngettableGirl', this is the kind of lady guys need.

I repeat Need not Want


Lets begin with an illustration of 3 women;


Woman 1 will be walking into the bar first. We will classify her as an average looking woman with a great personality. As she steps foot into our “fake” bar no one notices. No men actively pursue her and she has a fun night out with her friends.


Woman 2 is going to be walking into our bar after Woman 1. I have decided that she is going to be a beautiful woman with a bad personality. When she enters the bar she gets a lot of attention. Men will actively pursue her. Of course, with her personality her prospects of a lasting relationship are not very high.


Last but not least is woman 3. This woman is the whole package. She is has the beauty and the brains. She is going to enter the bar and get a lot of attention just like Woman 2 did. Men will pursue her continually and since her personality is great she has a good chance of establishing a lasting relationship.

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Romance / Beauty Without Brains? by JoeyDdamsel(f): 12:36am On Feb 16, 2018
The secret to a good relationship is to meet the 'UngettableGirl', this is the kind of lady guys need.

I repeat Need not Want



Lets begin with an illustration of 3 women;




Woman 1 will be walking into the bar first. We will classify her as an average looking woman with a great personality. As she steps foot into our “fake” bar no one notices. No men actively pursue her and she has a fun night out with her friends.



Woman 2 is going to be walking into our bar after Woman 1. I have decided that she is going to be a beautiful woman with a bad personality. When she enters the bar she gets a lot of attention. Men will actively pursue her. Of course, with her personality her prospects of a lasting relationship are not very high.



Last but not least is woman 3. This woman is the whole package. She is has the beauty and the brains. She is going to enter the bar and get a lot of attention just like Woman 2 did. Men will pursue her continually and since her personality is great she has a good chance of establishing a lasting relationship.

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Romance / Re: My Vision For Nigeria. What Is Yours? by JoeyDdamsel(f): 11:33pm On Feb 15, 2018
I pray for all these things too.
Romance / My Vision For Nigeria. What Is Yours? by JoeyDdamsel(f): 11:58am On Feb 15, 2018
The problems we face in Nigeria, Electricity being one of them. It is not steady, very very unreliable, the bills at the end of the month is ridiculous considering the bill doesn't account to the few hours of electricity given for that month.




Every newly elected President or Governor that comes into office promises to fix the problem but things just keep getting worse, so the question is

What are they really doing to improve the Electricity in this country?



Take for example, Port- Harcourt, Rivers State has not had any light whatsoever for the past 3 days, most communities longer than 2 weeks, What is Governor Wike doing?

Not all of us can afford to constantly run Generators for hours, and those who do, feel the pinch in their pockets at the end of the month when the alerts roll in.

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Romance / Benefits Of Saving Your Virginity by JoeyDdamsel(f): 9:54am On Feb 15, 2018
Nancy Hanna says those who engage in premarital sex run a high risk of contracting one of the many venereal diseases around today.



According to Nancy Hanna, there are so many benefits that you get if you remain a virgin until after marriage. Apart from the fact that it is part of religious teachings and commandment for an individual to stay off pre-marital sex, there are other sociological and psychological benefits that one can get from staying off premarital sex.





These are the opinions of the writer and you can read below:



With so many sex movies and sexual images all around, girls are under pressure from their boyfriends to have sex. They can no longer wait till marriage. Are you pressed to have sex before you marry? Here are 10 benefits of waiting till you marry to have sex.

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