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OBALOLA55:
OMO NAIRALAND GIRLS DON OLD FINISH O



THIS GUY JUST GO MARKET FINISH, NA LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY HE SEE BUY


WELL I WISH YOU HAPPY MARRIED LIFE WITH YOUR IYA ARUGBO

Oyinmiebiagric:
I got home and was expecting Ifeoma to start bleeping me, I was mistaken, I should have known her better than that, she likes me but not enough to allow me bleep her again. I don't know if she feels the last one was a mistake. I tried to initiate sex,she hit my hand away and said 'you think I came to Enugu because of sex'. If this girl do anyhow me I go rape her before she leave Enugu.

With the disappointment,I told her we should go to base,I know she won't follow me.

Ifeoma: I can't go to that ghetto, I don't like that place,what do you even like about that place?

Me: That is where most of my friends stay,so when I'm bored I go there.

Ifeoma: So you are now bored because I told you we can't make love,are you hearing yourself? No wonder your friends say its only sex you know

Me: When me and you talk say because you refused me having sex that is why I'm going to base. Abeg leave me I dey come. She said I should rent movies when coming back.

I went to see Esther, she was not around only that small girl Angela. I no talk to her,I did as if I'm angry with her. we were watching the movie together with no one saying anything, my dick head begin kick,I left the room before she noticed anything and I go embarrass myself for where this girl dey.

Went to Justin room,place was locked, had no option but to enter the room back,this time I don tie my dick with my belt for waist, i no want hear say this girl notice say my dick dey rise because of her.

Me: Where did Esther go to,is this how she keeps late now?

Angela: I don't know,she did not tell me where she was going to.

Me: For how long has she been away?

Angela: I don't know, when I came back from school, I didn't meet her. That was the time I began to see that Angela had a wonderful ass and laps,if I tell her say I want bleep she no go reason am o,so many things were running in my head.

Me: Angela do you know you are beautiful? I like you from the first day I saw you and will always like you,but you dey Bleep up.

Angela: What did I do,shifting close to where I was seated.

Me: As a girl you are supposed to understand what I'm saying

Angela: I don't understand, tell me. Angela knows I want to bleep her. We go talk about this later, I dey come. I want to move out. Let's talk about it now or you want to tell me when Esther is around. Chai! My dick don stand the luck I get I tie am for my waist. Don't worry we will talk about it another day,na so i no sabi wetin push me out of the room. Straight I moved to base,make I go see my chief ihaza,make I know how our waka tomorrow morning go be. As I was on the bike going I was angry why I did not bleep Angela there.

Chief: I get lecture by 2,so make we move by early, 5:30 I don dey park, at least before 6 we don move

Me: He for make sense if we carry guard enter park that kind early. Me I go pam enter park, but I no go carry am travel, so make the guard keep am,if we come back I collect am.

Chief You dey always dey on guard, no worry one of my haza go follow me,him go keep am for you if we move. I drank one bottle, moved to Esther place,she's not yet back. Angela please help me rent some nice movies like five or six,I use that one discharge her make I pam my 400,I collect am from where its kept, i moved to the film store to meet Angela,so I collected what Ifeoma likes. I gave her 5h and moved to my room,see Ifeoma dey watch film, them use film do that girl. We just watch the film small, sleep catch me.

I woke up early, bathed and went to meet pastor, na office him be, he gave me one thousand, I gave it to Ifeoma and moved ahead, chief has already bought ticket and kept my seat. I gave the 400 to the guy and we moved.

Science man: No be set up,these people don spoil the muyen wey dey lead to that ground, so as una dey light for there,hunters report to police na him make them burst in there.

Me: Na all the muyen we plant na him dem scatter abi Na only that one?

Science man: Those men dey plan war una,them don spoil everything una plant,if you get money here make we do another one,before Friday he go dey ready.

Me: We no hold enough money here and no be we dey run the thing, but the person go come this weekend.

Science man: Make una come quick, if not he go dey fatal o.

Me: Like when them go strike?

Science man: Anytime from 20,them go begin fall out. I did my own personal consultation.

Me: Why police arrest me, how them take see me?

Science man: You no wear your necklace, if not you for get the signals. Why you no dey wear am again.

Me: Na then I realized say I leave am for my sister house. I dey go there direct as I leave there. My chief you no want consult anything.

Science man: Oy leave us alone. Mumu boy want ask which office them go give am for next regime. See wetin person dey ask when him dey hear say HIT dey come. Science man later tell me,but him want make the guy freestyle fit ask,na him make am tell me to excuse them,because if I dey him for no ask. Him next office na B. We paid the science man 3k,I promised me and my cp will come next week to collect the other ones we will plant in town.

We got to Enugu by twelve and I moved straight to my sister's place to collect my necklace. I no want hear say bags come take me unawares.

i don forget,my wife just remind me say today na my birthday. Happy birthday to me. My last son go celebrate him own on the 25,but na Saturday the party go happen. Today me and my wife wan go flex tonight. We go continue tomorrow.

Zowee10:
Comrade you and who no get job eh.

Abi you wan collect

Zowee10:
Comrade you and who no get job eh.

Abi you wan collect

johnwegs:
Abeg muu una help me in anyway I want a job any kind abeg, not minding the place, please brothers and sisters.

Candidlady:
Please don't be a spoiler

MrCuteking:
When you nickname a gentle and simple guy such as
Crusher, Scorpion, Snake, Python, Fireburn, Spider, Fireman etc
He will do whatever it takes to maintain that name as a cultist.

The devil is way too smart when it comes to dealing with humans.
That is why an ordinary man can't challenge that spirit.

aimmoney9:
I brought chairs for two......

NwaAmaikpe:





I think you should marry her.

Why would you let her being a cheat get in the way of what you share?

I can not pay 20k monthly subscription on kpekus since March 2021 till date and let it go down the drain just because I know the woman is no good to my future.

It doesn't matter if she cheats on you, talks back at you, demands equality or isn't homely, what matters is love.
As long as you love her, the least you can do for a lady who stood by you when you had nothing is to stand by her and be supportive of all her dreams.

As she's gone to church, surprise her.
Watch some YouTube videos on how to cook the perfect Sunday stew or read up some of Pocohantas 's cooking topics so you can serve her the best possible meal with an apology letter for being irresponsible enough not to warm the chicken this morning.

That's how to pamper a woman.

If she wants to go hang out with other men, just beg her not to sleep over with them. If she insists she wants to sleep over with them, beg her not to have sex with them. If she insists she wants to have sex with them, then beg her to tell them not to cum inside her.

But if they do and she brings back a bastard baby home, allow the Christian in you love her and the baby just like Christ has loved the church.

If you really love a woman, you shouldn't be scared of anything. Just be reassured that no matter how many preeks she fvcks outside, she'd be back to you.
All you need is love.

My Bible tells me in 1st John 4:18 that "There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear,"

Work on yourself, throw away your insecurities, spend more time in the kitchen, learn to treat that woman like a queen and don't stop loving her for the peril she is.

You have 5months to prepare a mind-blowing public proposal and 8months to happily walk into your unhappy future, now is the time to hire the best event planners so you create a lasting impression.

The good part is that if you marry her, you won't need to be paying that 20k monthly subscription. You can then channel it to buying Valium 5 for the sleepless nights she's going to torment you with.

Over to Lalasticl.ala and the other elders.

cowardafonja:
Who told you that your mom is innocent? And innocent of what sef?
You said she is a widow. Sorry for ur loss. Did anybody accuse her after the death of your father?
In the absence of all these, why are you emphasizing on her innocence?

KokobySandra:
Sad but I do

Datboredberry:
Honestly... He's busy with this, he's busy with that...

I'm tired...

I need constant attention...

alphaNomega:
Just know that writing or saying "cousin sister" / "cousin brother" is wrong. Instead use "cousin" and as you go on, your readers/listeners will know the gender when you start using pronouns.

Thanks for taking your time to read this.

Penguin2:
Mr grammarian…

First of, your English is poorly constructed for someone who wants to lend his voice to how Nigerians should speak English properly.

Second, the word ‘cousin’ is neither masculine nor feminine and there are no articles that make them so.

So, Nigerians who add ‘sis’ and ‘bro’ after cousin are actually helping you understand better with absolute clarity.

Another of your problem is that you seem to be a structuralist and not a diconstructionist who would think beyond what he was thought and make his own additions to subjects and concepts and theories.

The English language is not a dead language; it keeps evolving.

Same with every discipline of scholarship.

The syntaxes and semantics of the English lexicon are not cast in stone. They keep dropping and picking up new stuff.

Who says ‘cousin sister’ and ‘cousin brother’ will not one day be added as proper English expression?

If everyone reasoned like you, Scientists would still believe Atom is the smallest indissoluble and indestructible particle.

We would still hold on to the theory that the world is flat.

Or that the sun rotates round the sun.

These are previously held concepts and theories that have been proven false through the instrumentality of those who dared to think different.

Dare to think different!

Ajiswaggs:
Go back to ur ex boyfriend, he has realized his mistakes and ready to change for good. Don't loose a good man because of little attitudes u can talk to him to change. Believe me no man is perfect out there, you will surely face another issue worser than the previous. Erase the new bf and develop the love for ur current guy.

Rubyjade:
never new it's still exist