₦airaland Forum

athenswonders:
coming to the end of my experience now..... I shall post at 15 mins intervals

15 mins never nack so

Baba mi, here in Bogotá, we don't click link.

CandyOps:
Get Layd is simply a phenomenal album. All the tracks on it was straight fire � I'm surprised it didn't win album of the year too.

Made In Lagos by Wizkid had tracks in it that I could skip but not Get Layd. I no fit skip any song for that album. Dude is wayyyyy too smooth abeg

No wonder Dem hold am to ransom for Uganda

E be like that 2006 drama/thriller movie 'Parfum' starring Ben Whishaw, one of 18th-century France's finest perfumers. Who uses the skin of virgin girls to make alluring perfumes.

Remember the last scene when the masses couldn't get enough of the fragrance and had to consume Ben literally when he poured the whole bottle on himself? That's exactly how Omah Lay was to the Ugandians. They just couldn't get enof they had to hold him down

That film madt gan.

checkmatez:
you are beyond redemption I know you can't be a paid 30k agent, you must be among the president media aide cos even 30k zombie can't support political parties to their grave because they are after their feeding due to the suffering they found themselves....
with time we will know who you are

you don't recognise sarcasm

SilverNorGold:
Nice... Nigerians should take advantage of this golden opportunity and register with the APC... Cos it won't be funny to die without the APC membership card... That card is proof that you meant well for Nigeria. So if you die without it, and you are a Nigerian, Angels will assume you are among the unpatriotic elements that sabotaged Nigeria; and you know what that means... Hell Fire!

But it's not too late to register...

May God help us all....

yahsin! you spoke the truth

OAU don dey live in the past... Lol

If you can't read thru the content, the heading is there for you. Which one is 'more on trains' bayii...??[quote author= post=98209748]More on TRAINS.....

Kudos to our darling Daddy for all the good works he and his Vice president have been doing all over our darling nation.

Slow and steady, Nigeria will be great in our lifetime.

I HATE TRAINS.
I HATE BRIDGES.
I HATE RICE.
I HATE TALLEST BUILDING EAST OF THE NIGER


Let me give the background to this piece. I was reading some comments on Twitter early in the week, when I ran into this one by one Dr Ben Gbenro: “Why are some people allergic to good news about Nigeria? You are angry about the test-run of Lagos-Ibadan rail, you are angry about the development in Onne Port, but will eagerly amplify any negative news even if it’s not true. Something is wrong with you and I am here to tell you.”

Of course, that comment generated responses, both positive and negative. But the one that caught my fancy specially was by Ayekooto, who declared: “We have got to a stage when GMB achievements can no longer be denied but hated. I hate trains. I hate bridges. I hate rice.”

Very profound. A lot of people can no longer deny the many achievements of President Muhammadu Buhari, particularly in the area of infrastructure, building a new Nigeria, and so, they have decided to hate it. Sad. Very sad.

Nobody can deny that there are very serious challenges in the country, particularly in the areas of security, the economy, and standard of living generally. But that is not all there is to Nigeria of today, and those challenges are being addressed very robustly. That hymn says “behind a frowning providence, He hides a smiling face. His purposes will ripen fast, unfolding every hour.” We will surely see an end to the challenges, if we all work together, and eschew hate speeches.

Why then do some people choose to see and amplify only negative things? Why do they choose to remain willfully blind and deaf to positive things? And surrounded and confronted by salutary developments, they keep repeating; what has the Buhari administration achieved? Show us.

You tell them that just last weekend, there was a test run of the Lagos-Ibadan rail project, with brand new coaches that will begin commercial operation before the end of the year.That is happening in a country where we were told we couldn’t afford new coaches when our oil was selling at over 100 dollars per barrel. Now, at about 40 dollars per barrel, we are launching new coaches. Instead of giving credit to a prudent government, they just say; I hate trains.

Okay, if you hate trains, what of brand new airports in Abuja, Port Harcourt, Kano, Enugu, and others in the works? There was a time we were said to parade the worst airports in the world. But not any longer. Buhari reversed it in his four years. What do they say about that? They look up, look down, scratch their heads, and say; I hate airports. I’ve never even boarded a plane in my life, and I don’t want to board. Will I ever enter a plane if I’d been killed by bandits?

Okay. You hate airports and planes. What of bridges being built over rivers in different parts of the country, most especially the Second River Niger Bridge, which the People’s Democratic Party (PDP) built with mouth for 16 years. You tell them that the bridge is almost 50% done, and should be completed in the first quarter of 2022. There’s also the Loko-Oweto Bridge, linking Benue and Nasarawa States. It was started by a previous administration, but almost completed now. Like a cornered rat, their eyes dart furtively from corner to corner, seeking a hole to enter. Finding none, they tell you deadpan: I hate bridges.

Okay. All those are physical structures. So they want stomach infrastructure. You then tell them of the rice revolution, which has freed us from being a net importer of the product in the world. You point out that if Buhari hadn’t put his money where his mouth was, and encouraged us to go back to the land, causing rice farmers to rise from six to 12 million, we would have been in serious trouble when COVID-19 struck. How would we have imported rice, with all international borders closed, and no foreign exchange to even place orders? They pat their tummies gingerly, belch after a hearty meal, and then declare: I hate rice.

A Cancer Centre has been built and commissioned by President Buhari at the Lagos University Teaching Hospital (LUTH). An ultra-modern diagnostic center also built and commissioned in Kano. And just this week, another diagnostic centre built at a cost of $5.5 million, was commissioned at the Federal Medical Centre, Umuahia, in Abia State. What do they say of all these? “I hate hospitals. May I never need to use any diagnostic centre. It is not my portion.”

You join them to say amen, since you don’t have a hateful heart. And you remind them that the largest ever vessel in the country, Maerskline Stadelhorn, with a length of 300 meters and width of 48 meters, berthed few days ago at Onne Port, in Rivers State. That is the biggest ever container vessel to berth in any part of Nigeria. Onne people were delirious with joy, and praised the government to high heavens, because no vessel had come to their port for 12 years, till August last year, under Buhari. You tell the naysayers the positive economic implications, but they refuse to listen. They dive under water, shouting as they go: We hate container vessels.

You then take them to Yenagoa, in Bayelsa State. Just last week, the skyline of South-south and South-East was transformed, as President Buhari commissioned the tallest Federal Government structure in the region, the 17-story Nigerian Content Tower, Headquarters of Nigerian Content Development and Monitoring Board (NCDMB).

The architectural masterpiece occupies an area equivalent to four football fields, and has a 1,000 seater conference centre plus a 10 MW power plant. Started in late 2015, now completed, all under Buhari. Engineer Simbi Wabote, Executive Secretary of the agency paid tribute to the resolve, determination and encouragement of the President, that saw the structure to completion in record time. And Wabote, third E.S of NCDMB in its 10 years history, has written his name in gold. Just because he has a supportive President.

Minister of State for Petroleum, Chief Timipre Sylvia, under whose tenure as Bayelsa State Governor the land was allocated for the project, declared: “The commissioning of this building is symbolic in many ways. It shows that Mr President is keen to see infrastructural development in every part of the country...It shows that skyscrapers and other laudable infrastructure can be built in the Niger Delta.”

But they say Buhari hasn’t achieved anything. You show them the 17-story building, and as they gaze skyward, their caps and headgear fall off. You pick the cap and headgear, dust and hand them back. And you ask, brothers and sisters, how now? Rather than admit defeat, they pull the caps and headgear over their eyes, and grumbled: We hate skyscrapers. They make us dizzy.

At that point, you pity them.
You realize that they need prayers.
They hate everything good.
They hate anything uplifting.
They hate development.
They hate their country.
They even hate themselves.


To the enemies of the country,
Children of hate, Frustrations and perdition,
Lovers of bad news,
The anointing wey all of us @[color=#006600][/color] carry,
No be una Papa mate!
No Cap!

MAY BUHARI SUCCEED.


Amen and God bless you real good.
Happy New Year.


God bless you and God bless your parents for giving us a wise man like you.
You are one of the few sane people we have here.
Keep it up and Happy New Year! [/quote]

bayo2018:
Good day House
Please what’s the minimum amount one can budget on a 3 bedroom bungalow with a nice finishing

ion know much about building as this is my first time and my budget is around 12m for building. ion wanna spend much on building that’s why I’m tryna stay low.

3 bedroom
Laundry
Study room
With nice interior inclusive.
if there’s any other thing that’ll be added kindly lmk also.

It depends on the topography of the area, and your taste. but if you want a good job done on your project, please contact a civil engineer.

Godpikin4real:
Yez ooo, well said. I'm here waiting for my own #2m for Xmas. Make una no talk too much ooo, just ask for my account details and I'd gladly send it across.

we sha go see person wey we wan send 2k. Oya, inbox your phone number

The time for cash out is near for our government.

Sammy07:
Osunians, you're in for a long tax (I hope you guys see the year to year IGR that was pushed to front page yesterday or so)

This guy below tired but embarked on many projects(at a time).

you mean the thief below... lol

go to nysc website nau

safe journey Davidi

kufreabasi86191:
Good one from oyetola. Despite this some people will still hate him. I think he's the first governor to implement this minimum wages of 30k. I pray he will not owe civil servant.

first governor? that's a sarcasm,right?

Ooreofejah:
GL 1-6 will be implemented according to the new minimum wage while GL 7 and above is 5% of basic salary. we are indeed grateful ��

you better ignore the nincompoop

Abi the looting coffers are running dry....

That means our media outlets are scamming us with videoshop..... This one dey gargantuan

donstan18:
Why will a lady that earns less than 50k be even thinking of marriage?

Is she stupiid?

Which man will like to suffer with her, a lady earning less than 50k shouldn't think of marriage but how to improve herself financially, you can't be online 24/7 shouting feminism with that kind of earning, build and fix yourself financially and stop looking for a man that will suffer with you.

No man wants a liability. You can't be a non-virgin and still be broke at the same time.

hope you're married sha

You shouldn't assume she knows you know. You should have ordered her gig and screenshot the order page. Since you've got no evidence, go and dey ur day.


BTW, gimme her insta username

nonyofor2:
Sorry for Barca.

very sorry for them

I was there when C. Ronaldo to Juve's president he's going if Sarri no take his ball to another club

It seems the second guy lives comfortably and has money. You don't also trust the first guy, or you have mixed feelings that he might leave you for someone else.

My advice for you is to wait for the elders for more comments... My Pentium 0.5 still dey booth

Hurtful and hateful words from your so called fiancée? it is well with you, my guy!

sending money to unknown ladies/girls is like playing 100 odds bet. Don't lend or give someone a money you can't lose.
I've once sent 20k to a lady in markurdi, to come to Osun state. She earlier told me she won't be able to come, but I wasn't moved. Till she got to Ondo state, I didn't even believe her cos I tot I've lost the money. Na 300 odds I played that day and I won. But you played 2 odds...lol

TruthHurts100:
I hardly respond to stupid talks but I must address this one.

Are you this stupid or you're just practicing stupidity for the first time? Or maybe you're in a stupidity contest and you're trying so hard to win.

How can a human with a working brain call Cristiano Ronaldo a failure? Are you alright? Abi your brain batteries don die ni?

How much does your stupid asss earn in a decade?

I can't waste my data on you.

your data is already wasted on the mumu

Constantjohn:
I knew it.. Ronaldo wunt be among the top scorer.. He has always been a failure thru out his career.....

Imagine Ronaldo no even dey list at all.. All Ronaldo fans need to contribute money for Ronaldo so that he can be taken to the nearest river and watch his bad luck head..

Have u ever wondered how Ronaldo fan end. They end disappointed just like arsenal fans..

Bow to the king Messi

Ronaldo is just a failure like his fans worldwide.....

If u r not okay with my verdict, take this...

you're certainly living in Mars

sapientia:
20 (wrong)
Edited
6 sandals = 30 Verdict; One sandal is 5
If 2 men + 2 sandals = 20 Verdict; 2 sandals is 10 remaining 10 20 minus 10 (2 sandals) = 10 2 men = 10 1 (one) man = 5
4 ice creams + 1 man = 13 verdict; 1 (one) man = 5 4 ice creams = 13 - 5 4 ice creams = 8 1 (one) icecream is = 2
Question is one sandal + one man x one ice cream 5 + 5 x 2 = applying bodmas
5 x 2 = 10 5 + 10 = 15
15

3 sandals..... one man wore sandals. Thank me later. answer should be 35

Simplyleo:
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When I saw that you booked space, I followed suit. Reason being that you will type your usual unappreciative gibberish and I need to make it known that not everyone has the same reasoning like you.

Many senators have come and gone even in the era of oil boom, none cared to fix that dungeon called church. They simply left their "constituency allocations" in their bank accounts and no one gave them a "resounding knock". If this man did not do it, you won't even know, not to talk of giving him a "resounding knock".

Besides, what exactly do you think constituency allocation is meant for? There are developmental projects that are rather awkward for the govt to embark on because they border on traditions not really captured by the constitution. Only sons of the soil will be concerned about them. Religion is one of those traditions.

Lastly, note environment plays a significant role in our activities and these activities include worshipping. With this new look of the church, residents of that community will now view going to church as a form of worship rather than punishment. Accordingly, they will stay a bit more longer in the church to worship properly.

On this note, I say thank you to Senator Victor Umeh.

perfect response to that zombie

LexngtonSteele:


Saw it on YouTube a while back.... eye popping visuals.

A work of art, impossibly expensive

All your emails should be sent directly to Heaven or Hell.

i swear. Just mail heaven or hell, your request is granted gbam!

propsvilla3:
Yes
But I will rather use that money to buy a plot of Land in Ibeju-Lekki and be worth hundreds of millions of naira in the next 10 years, by next ten years this same Laptop will go for 50,000 naira. But you know if you have enough bucks 1.4 million will sound like 140,000 some self it sounds like 14,000.

May God bless you all to have enough money to buy Land in Ibeju-Lekki, Awka, Owerri, Enugu, Ota or Onitsha through me

it sounds like 14 naira to some, baba. some people are rich faa

tonididdy:
Yes there are about 5 slabs (beams) running through the area where the tanks are and another central beam. All internal....

My engineer actually drew and supervised this structure along with myself

Then the case might be caused by substandard materials, mix ratio, or the design might be wrong.

What I'm trying to say is a cantilever slab if perfectly designed to carry a specific load, with the designed mix will not fail. The defect is one of the above.

Kindly note that in the engineering field, design is different from drawing. Drawings are for architects. Thanks

akokaite:
Here is likely problem you re facing.

"two brand new water tanks are sitting untop"


Did you waterproof the floor with adequate waterproofing material?

Is the floor well supervised during applications of waterproof material?

If NO, your slab has failed!

For more info email: forecastpartner@gmail.com


Thnks

is there a provision for concentrated load in the structural design? I think that should be the question. Those bricklayers though