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Awon eyan biden.... Are we bidding for the aircraft, abi logo, or the airspace gan gan?

Donass

RIP in advance... One simple guy about to go down!

LilMissFavvy:
Fake lies.....things that never happened!

who's this again bayii

Ghen ghen! Next episode edakun

Oyinmiebiagric:
I went to see Ifeoma later that day, Ifeoma was not feeling well,she had malaria, her temperature was very hot,she was afraid of taking drugs like me,she hid the drugs under her pillow.You won't get well if you refuse to take your medication, if its me now,you for dey force me as if I am a child, I pleaded with her and she managed to take them. I stayed with her for a long time, had to be with her because if it is her,she will do more. She has slept in my house on two occasion, just because I was sick.

I went home late that day, my mom was already back, she was angry that I didn't close the door, I had to tell her Ifeoma was sick,that is why I stayed longer. 'If it was your father that met this door like this hell would have been let loose in this house, if you want to go out,lock the doors',she said. Is it serious or just headache, has she dine test to know what is wrong, they should not take it with kid gloves.

Next morning my mom gave me two hundred before she left for work,I had told her I needed money. I bought a get well soon card and a flower for Ifeoma, took it to her house that morning, she was very happy to see it.

Ifeoma: You are becoming romantic and caring these days,what is happening?

Me: Very soon, I will come ask for your hand in marriage, so I won't bother coming here,we will just be together. I will wake up with you by my side and sleep with you by my side.

Ifeoma: You are not through with secondary school yet,you are talking about marriage, Oyin focus on your future, you have a bright one,don't get distracted because of me. I am also thinking same thing, but let's get a certificate first before we talk of marriage.

Me: You are my motivation not my distraction, thoughts of you makes me want to strive harder and achieve great things in life. The words I was telling her made her happy and she began to laugh loud. 'truly a good laugh soothes the soul like medicine'. Ifeoma mom walked into the room.

Ifeoma mom: Its only when you see Oyin that you talk,when he goes back home, you will not talk to anyone again, it seems you will follow him home until you get better, Oyin come and give her her drugs. I gave her the drugs, she swallowed them,it seem there are sleeping pills among them,because less than twenty minutes she has slept off,I went home to bathe so I can go see Ese.

I entered the supermarket again and bought card and flowers for her,I want to surprise her,I dressed as if I was going for a party. I knocked on the door,I was surprised it was the mom that opened the door for me. I was thinking Ese will be at home alone that was why she asked me to come.

Me: Mummy good morning.

Ese mother: My son welcome, Ese told me you will come today, how are your parents, hope they are fine?

Me: yes,they are,how are you and everyone at home? She called Ese and left the parlour. Ese, I thought you said no one is going to be at home?

Ese: I did not tell you like that,I told you to come to the house if you really love me. Welcome, what do you care for? Eat something before we start.

Me: Anything you offer me I will take, I handed over the things I bought to her she was excited to receive them,and she hugged me very tight,and went inside.

Ese: My mom is making starch, take this coke dey step down first.

Me: Why did you ask me to come today? For my mind I dey think say na better bleep dey wait for me.

Ese: If you truly love me as you have always said,let's take an oath,and she brought out a razor, let's do it if you love me.

Sho ma femi?

Danyyyyyyyyyyy:
Relationship never reach 1 month oh , no calls , no text , the only time I can talk with the guy is when I see him which can be anytime , I call he won't pick , ask him why he didn't return my calls he'll tell you it was network that he tried but couldn't get to you , meanwhile we're in the same place using the same network and other pls calls are coming in , sometimes he'll even say he didn't see any missed calls when I gave him like 3 or more on all his numbers ,


I wanted to leave since but my friends keep trying to understand his side " maybe he's sick , go check on him " , maybe he's going through something and he doesn't want to say but is it not too early to be feeling this less important in a new relationship , we did not even go through the honeymoon phase , that first 1 or 2 weeks period where both of you have to be up at 6am for school or work but you're still on the phone at 4:59 and you're not yet sleepy ,

we just went boooom into old people relationship where we're both tired of each other and its not even a month , I'm someone that loves attention , disturb me oh but still give me small space, sha disturb me first , I love attention and I love men that like to gist me about everything they're upto , even if I don't understand what you're saying sometimes, just keep talking , talk till I fall asleep ,
at least if you're having a bad day you should feel better just seeing me , that is a big turn on for me , I'm already regretting accepting him right now coz if I break up like this its going to look like I'm very indecisive , I told him everything I wanted before I accepted him and he promised to be MY MAN , but he's not even trying to try and pretend
at night he's always tired , will be online and not chat me up , if I chat him up he'll just go off and then the next day you'll hear sorry I slept off , even voice call that I scheduled for tonight I even informed him in advance so that he can make out time to not be tired and that too didnt happen , I was very happy when I was single because ion understand what's going im ion geerit at all

RaymondLegacy:
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Complete am

and you still get time to read to this page? Oga ooo....

I will quote you

chatinent:
It will shock him.

Yasin

Aarenasbaba:
Na die.... One church is near my house ( Ori oke gbogunmi) their noise is secund to none. If you sleep before there service, you're safe. If there service starts before you sleep. You're in soup... I didn't hear their noise of recent and decided to find out. They said the communities have taken steps against him. The funniest part was that, the number of worshipers in the church is not more than 8

Ede?

I must talk my own.....


My father's house is built close to one MFM HQ for my state here. There was a year like that, during crossover, this church just mount 4 PAS for electric pole, and one of the PAS was directly facing our house. You know that kind wahala sha. Any PUSH sound from that PAS, na vibration for the whole structure. None of us slept that day. BTW we're not the only one living in that area, so, the wahala peculiar to everyone. The following morning when dem start their program again, everyone for street just carry stone throw for the PAS, and that was how they turn of the PAS.


The story still remain ooo but I'm stopping here

elated177:
Let us know what you think.

There is story behind this thread. Just want your reactions first.

the pastor just enjoyed himself with A. B getting married late is already predestined.


But I sure say this post na just lamba

Great insight....

Baba ìkókó.... Congrats in advance

And soneone will read these epistles to Roman?

ThatFairGuy1:
I was patriotic enough to leave Twitter as instructed by the FG despite having access to different VPN.

I've waited long for this news, now relieved.

This is height of patriotism,
God bless The Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Who was with me?

Pele oo... Eyan patricia

Waiting for FFK trial then

Kikiki

Nukilia:
Give away kee dem there....

the OP is the thief cos he's getting #500 per referral. Kids is not doing any giveaway

You will pay for her final year project. I dey day shoe presently baba mi... But I no send the girl sha cos I no say the relationship no dey go anywhere

OnlineBusinessC:
Hi guys

Is it advisable to date a final year girl?

I know how crazy its to date an undergraduate BUT I still believe that not all of them are BAD.

Even if its 1% that are good.

The second question now is : Have you had any good luck with an undergraduate (especially a final year girl)?

How can this kind of relationship be successful?

December deadliest my foot... Maybe next year sha

Awon weyrey

Na real juju

Will be a year by 1st October. The peace I enjoyed for the whole year, I swear no be here.

Bigfish121:
As an fresh graduate from the department of civil engineering, what I under is that the main reason for the blockage of holes in hollow blocks in construction is to actually prevent the wastage of materials.

stop calling yourself a graduate, but a disgrace to the field if you practice at all.

Crossroad1:
I have a verifiable source of income..
Am into many legal business as I have worked with so many nairalanders both offline and online.
I have a very popular and known moniker, just decide to open this for purposes like this..
Any other thing you wanna know?
BTW, I am an engineer

Oga Crossroad, I fit work for you sir. Can I send a DM?

We're waiting already

Harrykn:
5% of this money in my account monthly would save my sorry ass

you meant 0.5%…

Okay ooo... Borno indigene thanks our darling daddy.

Ugandatales:
Is it a movie or a season film?

Na soapy for AM Family

Me I dey inside watching FORBIDDEN

When I saw this post, I just remember that girl sha...

I met many amazing girls on 2go but I was fortunate to have met this amazing girl in particular. We got talking and since she lives close to me, we fixed a date at my place. As my JT don for work, na so d girl call say she don dey my area. Quick info asked about location and wears, I just saw the girl limping pass my house. Na au revoir straight up. I just didn't pick her call. I regret not having that girl ooo cos na one record I never break till today.

The other one is one woman who is 20 years older than me. I was just 22 years then... Lol