₦airaland Forum

adekolaelect:
To say this show your level of insanity bcs Omisore was not the only one that wore different colour of cloth there.you need urgent Medical attention.if care is not taking you may enter markets.

I can't just bring myself down to your level. But my observation is entering market is peculiar to your family. Kindly seek seek for solution before you enter one of those markets near to you....



BTW Check those picture where omisore was captured before you enter market pls. Peace out ode!

Omisore the Judas.... Na only him wear a different color

Here we go indeed.... If he's given a freehand to make selections

Happy kee! I'm not ooo

Going thru responses on the 1st page, only one person is happy with his job. It is well. Make God provide is a better job with better pay. This easter is not happy at all

SilentQueen:
Geez what did I just read

Everyone is just moving mad

I am outta here

as in very mad!

UncommonLogic:
All the noise, tribal and religious hatred aside, Tinubu is one of few Nigerians that I have seen with the mental capacity and ability to lead with imaginative and creative ideas.
The rest just want to be president for sake of beign president.
Tinubu has demonstrated the ability to come.up with fresh ideas to bring development even when there are obstacles in his way.

give us examples of some of those fresh ideas pls

He can even go to hell

hisexcellency34:
What if Babayemi goes to court?

I want to laf, but NO!

Fuckaniza:

Holy Gram

Real MATTERZ upon REAL MATTERZ.

Connect with Boogeyman557, make una two JAZZ h'enter ashawo house.

LITE up my KPOLI in Pizz

WTF MAN

Werey dey disguise

Networth you say.. You wan bet with your vulva..... Malo waa ooo

MadamVanessa:




Men with childish attitude. How much do you people have to give to a lady ? why can't you people allow make my ear hear something in this forum. I can bet with my vulva that the networth of most of these male nairalanders that won't let me hear something if put together won't amount to 500k.

These same lots parades around with boxers of N500 , I see them alot. But won't let you hear something.

And what will I gain marrying her...

And why are you barking like a dog...

SirMichael1:
Carry this nonsense 'talk to her and get the fûck out!'. They were both smooching, you sot! Talk to her about what? Oh, pleeeaaaaasssssseeeeeee!

Whatever it is, talk to her first. What if you met them on top each other, will you kill them or commit suicide? No relationship is perfect, and everyone has his/her cross to carry. That's your cross man! Carry am or forget am.

premierlead:
Thank you, but imagine a bus driver placing hand on a married woman's buttocks here on earth, how do you think it will be in the body of a husband if sighted? With their posture that day even the baby in the womb knew they are in to something

Continue loving them nau. The headline go soon set for you... A NAIRALANDER SET TO WED TWO LADIES..... smh

I'm sorry but you should talk to her about it. This kind of scene is seen in different workplace and open marts. She might not have anything to do with the man but talk to her and put an end to the bullshit.

The guy just dey find person to fvck. Were dey disguise....


WTF MAN

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram


U don FUVK up Guy!


U no de SMOKE and u No de DRINK!


chai... how u come take de ENJOY dis Life!


BANIS of dis GENERATION only want to hangout wit real niggaz wey de make TINZ happen..


u don FUVK up big time!


make u STILL try ur luck Shar..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Gofwane:
I'm at work right now. Will do that when I get home.

mention me when it's posted pls... Lemme die small

GooodHardDick:
Comrade, that is exactly how simps behave.
Werey say he wan file case when the girl in question enjoyed the banging and she's even planning on going again next time.

that's if she hasn't gone severally after that experience

You want to file a case? Are you the victim? Girl don lockup, na you wan lockdown.

Now I know the world is not my home.

SilentFox312:
lol

you sure say na bored dey bore you?

@ OP, when and how did you part ways with Ese? Cos the last time we heard of her in the story, you were still together, and I guess she still believe in the covenant you made with her.

Totilopussylick:
I will be willing to help any individuals living in Nigeria that wishes to come to Europe successfully through this wonderful forum.

If your interested, we can talk here

oya, let's talk. I'm tired of all this

Awon space booker oshi up there....

Welcome ooo Chairman, Association of SIMPle Men

Direct Suicide Application

Werey re ooo..... Lol

OBALOLA55:
OMO NAIRALAND GIRLS DON OLD FINISH O



THIS GUY JUST GO MARKET FINISH, NA LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY HE SEE BUY


WELL I WISH YOU HAPPY MARRIED LIFE WITH YOUR IYA ARUGBO

Pot calling kettle black

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Oyinmiebiagric:
I got home and was expecting Ifeoma to start bleeping me, I was mistaken, I should have known her better than that, she likes me but not enough to allow me bleep her again. I don't know if she feels the last one was a mistake. I tried to initiate sex,she hit my hand away and said 'you think I came to Enugu because of sex'. If this girl do anyhow me I go rape her before she leave Enugu.

With the disappointment,I told her we should go to base,I know she won't follow me.

Ifeoma: I can't go to that ghetto, I don't like that place,what do you even like about that place?

Me: That is where most of my friends stay,so when I'm bored I go there.

Ifeoma: So you are now bored because I told you we can't make love,are you hearing yourself? No wonder your friends say its only sex you know

Me: When me and you talk say because you refused me having sex that is why I'm going to base. Abeg leave me I dey come. She said I should rent movies when coming back.

I went to see Esther, she was not around only that small girl Angela. I no talk to her,I did as if I'm angry with her. we were watching the movie together with no one saying anything, my dick head begin kick,I left the room before she noticed anything and I go embarrass myself for where this girl dey.

Went to Justin room,place was locked, had no option but to enter the room back,this time I don tie my dick with my belt for waist, i no want hear say this girl notice say my dick dey rise because of her.

Me: Where did Esther go to,is this how she keeps late now?

Angela: I don't know,she did not tell me where she was going to.

Me: For how long has she been away?

Angela: I don't know, when I came back from school, I didn't meet her. That was the time I began to see that Angela had a wonderful ass and laps,if I tell her say I want bleep she no go reason am o,so many things were running in my head.

Me: Angela do you know you are beautiful? I like you from the first day I saw you and will always like you,but you dey Bleep up.

Angela: What did I do,shifting close to where I was seated.

Me: As a girl you are supposed to understand what I'm saying

Angela: I don't understand, tell me. Angela knows I want to bleep her. We go talk about this later, I dey come. I want to move out. Let's talk about it now or you want to tell me when Esther is around. Chai! My dick don stand the luck I get I tie am for my waist. Don't worry we will talk about it another day,na so i no sabi wetin push me out of the room. Straight I moved to base,make I go see my chief ihaza,make I know how our waka tomorrow morning go be. As I was on the bike going I was angry why I did not bleep Angela there.

Chief: I get lecture by 2,so make we move by early, 5:30 I don dey park, at least before 6 we don move

Me: He for make sense if we carry guard enter park that kind early. Me I go pam enter park, but I no go carry am travel, so make the guard keep am,if we come back I collect am.

Chief You dey always dey on guard, no worry one of my haza go follow me,him go keep am for you if we move. I drank one bottle, moved to Esther place,she's not yet back. Angela please help me rent some nice movies like five or six,I use that one discharge her make I pam my 400,I collect am from where its kept, i moved to the film store to meet Angela,so I collected what Ifeoma likes. I gave her 5h and moved to my room,see Ifeoma dey watch film, them use film do that girl. We just watch the film small, sleep catch me.

I woke up early, bathed and went to meet pastor, na office him be, he gave me one thousand, I gave it to Ifeoma and moved ahead, chief has already bought ticket and kept my seat. I gave the 400 to the guy and we moved.

Science man: No be set up,these people don spoil the muyen wey dey lead to that ground, so as una dey light for there,hunters report to police na him make them burst in there.

Me: Na all the muyen we plant na him dem scatter abi Na only that one?

Science man: Those men dey plan war una,them don spoil everything una plant,if you get money here make we do another one,before Friday he go dey ready.

Me: We no hold enough money here and no be we dey run the thing, but the person go come this weekend.

Science man: Make una come quick, if not he go dey fatal o.

Me: Like when them go strike?

Science man: Anytime from 20,them go begin fall out. I did my own personal consultation.

Me: Why police arrest me, how them take see me?

Science man: You no wear your necklace, if not you for get the signals. Why you no dey wear am again.

Me: Na then I realized say I leave am for my sister house. I dey go there direct as I leave there. My chief you no want consult anything.

Science man: Oy leave us alone. Mumu boy want ask which office them go give am for next regime. See wetin person dey ask when him dey hear say HIT dey come. Science man later tell me,but him want make the guy freestyle fit ask,na him make am tell me to excuse them,because if I dey him for no ask. Him next office na B. We paid the science man 3k,I promised me and my cp will come next week to collect the other ones we will plant in town.

We got to Enugu by twelve and I moved straight to my sister's place to collect my necklace. I no want hear say bags come take me unawares.

i don forget,my wife just remind me say today na my birthday. Happy birthday to me. My last son go celebrate him own on the 25,but na Saturday the party go happen. Today me and my wife wan go flex tonight. We go continue tomorrow.

happy birthday Chief.... God bless your new age sire