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Politics / Re: 20 Benue Youths Slaughtered In Ukum (Disturbing Photos) by Johans2023: 12:07pm On Jul 09, 2023
Espelbengz:
You are just a wailer, what would the wailing loser obi have done? Did Buhari and Tinubu send those criminal elements to go kill the deceased? Some little kids don't know when to separate bigotry and reality!
If u like d play with human lives, e go reach your Doormat one day..

what is the basic function of the president?
Are you a fool? If the president cannot safeguard his people then what is he doing in that office.
Imagine this thing happened in the US will Joe Biden travel for one useless meeting while over 50 Americans are killed?
Tinubu has brought surfering to Nigerians yet nobody is talking, now he has graduated to allowing terrorist to killed the people he swore to defend and animals like you are clapping for him.
It will reach you one day.
Politics / Re: 20 Benue Youths Slaughtered In Ukum (Disturbing Photos) by Johans2023: 11:52am On Jul 09, 2023
Segzy19:
News is incomplete.
Killed by who?

Killed by external Fulani marauders or by internal ethnic feuding rivals...
We need to know!
how do you expect them to know who kill their people. This is the work of the military
Politics / Re: 20 Benue Youths Slaughtered In Ukum (Disturbing Photos) by Johans2023: 11:47am On Jul 09, 2023
While the old drug lord is jumping from one flight to another.
Politics / Re: Names Of Ex-Governors Receiving Pensions In 10th Senate by Johans2023: 11:43am On Jul 09, 2023
I wish I have money I would have sued tinubu and other governors for this fraud.
Politics / Re: Names Of Ex-Governors Receiving Pensions In 10th Senate by Johans2023: 11:41am On Jul 09, 2023
Guererro01:


That's my problem exactly, this is where the youths are supposed to channel our grievances to,but some people would rather support criminality forgetting that these politicians whether Ellup,APshit and PDidiots don't care about nor our survival..
don't be surprised if you see some youths protesting in support of the double salary tomorrow.
Tinubu is still collecting money from Lagos state but because of religion and tribalism some fools will be supporting him on that.
Politics / Re: Names Of Ex-Governors Receiving Pensions In 10th Senate by Johans2023: 11:38am On Jul 09, 2023
pikechukwu6:
The best in this country is to scrap anything call pension and gratuity. once you finish serving go home with the money you saved...
you are not intelligent. Before opening your mouth you should ask around if there is any country that practice that.
You mean someone that serves his country in the military should not be given pension after his retirement? Do you know the amount of crime and corruption you will incurred? Use your brain pls.
Politics / Re: Names Of Ex-Governors Receiving Pensions In 10th Senate by Johans2023: 11:32am On Jul 09, 2023
mywells:
*IDIOMS FROM AROUND AFRICA:*

*_⭕1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)_*
*_⭕2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)_*
*_⭕3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)_*
*_⭕4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana)_*
*_⭕5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them because u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)_*
*_⭕6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)_*
*_⭕7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow.(Togo)_*
*_⭕8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)_*
*_⭕9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)_*
*_⭕10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence. (Senegal)_* all

Which is your favorite
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Politics / Re: Names Of Ex-Governors Receiving Pensions In 10th Senate by Johans2023: 11:31am On Jul 09, 2023
mywells:
*IDIOMS FROM AROUND AFRICA:*

*_⭕1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)_*
*_⭕2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)_*
*_⭕3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)_*
*_⭕4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana)_*
*_⭕5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them because u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)_*
*_⭕6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)_*
*_⭕7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow.(Togo)_*
*_⭕8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)_*
*_⭕9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)_*
*_⭕10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence. (Senegal)_* all

Which is your favorite
Politics / Re: Names Of Ex-Governors Receiving Pensions In 10th Senate by Johans2023: 11:26am On Jul 09, 2023
MisterBanny:


You're beginning to get boring with this Nonsense
this is just the beginning. Una never see anything.
Politics / Re: PEPT: Can Tribunal Send Mr Tinubu Straight To Prison From Aso Rock? by Johans2023: 8:16pm On Jul 08, 2023
That can only happen in place where the rule of law is working, not Nigeria where the law is for the poor.
Politics / Re: Keyamo Reacts As Mmesoma Admits Forging UTME Result by Johans2023: 8:14pm On Jul 08, 2023
Just the way tinubu was given admission into Chicago university without secondary school results abi.

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Politics / Re: "Who The Hell You Think You're"?, Col Hassan Stan Shades Asari Dokubo Over Aso R by Johans2023: 8:09pm On Jul 08, 2023
That is what you get when a criminal rules
Politics / Re: Who Is Mmesoma Ejikeme's Role Model Obi. Atiku Or Tinubu by Johans2023: 8:05pm On Jul 08, 2023
The person without secondary school but got admitted in Chicago university.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu To Attend ECOWAS Summit In Guinea-Bissau by Johans2023: 7:55pm On Jul 08, 2023
Abeg mek him just remain there. The man is here to surfer the poor while the rich keep getting Richer.
Education / Re: I'm The First Male Virgin Graduate In The History Of Taraba State University by Johans2023: 8:47pm On Jul 07, 2023
You have exposed yourself to the devil. Now you will see temptation upon temptation.
Sports / Re: Edwin Van DER Sar: Manchester United's Legendary Goalkeeper In ICU by Johans2023: 7:52pm On Jul 07, 2023
What? My hero.
I can't forget what he did to John Terry and Anelka.
Wish you quick recovery

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Politics / Re: Lucky Aiyedatiwa, Ondo Deputy Governor Moves Against Akeredolu by Johans2023: 9:56pm On Jul 06, 2023
If I am the acting governor I look for this aid and fire the idiot.
Politics / Re: Lucky Aiyedatiwa, Ondo Deputy Governor Moves Against Akeredolu by Johans2023: 9:51pm On Jul 06, 2023
spy24:
What is the house of assembly doing in this case...

They are supposed to put the deputy governor in check

But this is Nigeria where nothing works
the deputy governor is the governor, he deserves all allowance as far as he is the acting governor. You cannot pay someone for the work he didn't do. Akeredolu didn't do The work why giving him the allowance. His salary should be given to him but allowance belong to the office should be given to the acting governor.
Anyways I forget this is a country that was paying a senator his salary and allowances while he was in prison.
Politics / Re: Lucky Aiyedatiwa, Ondo Deputy Governor Moves Against Akeredolu by Johans2023: 9:45pm On Jul 06, 2023
pquaver:


Stop inserting propaganda clandestinely.. Dollar is less that $800. Dollar is $770 to naira. Stop the misinformation
what is the difference between 770 and 800.
Tinubu is a failure.
Politics / Re: Fani Kayode: The EU Are Nothing But Big Losers by Johans2023: 9:06pm On Jul 06, 2023
Tinubu should caution these animals of his. He should not forget that the EU is recharging his battery.
Without the EU I don't think tinubu wouldn't have made it to this time.
This fool is dancing for Tinubu thinking that Tinubu will give him food. I tinubu did not give this monkey minister he will start insulting the drug lord.

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Politics / Re: Ogun Tribunal: PDP Counsels Comply With Procedure Orders, Represent Documents by Johans2023: 8:04pm On Jul 06, 2023
In Ogun state it is PDP agents that sold Atiku votes to APC Tinubu.
Tinubu believe he can buy everything and everybody.
Politics / Re: Ignorance Is Their Problem – Rufai Oseni Reacts As Tinubu, Others Reject EU by Johans2023: 7:53pm On Jul 06, 2023
Tinubuwins2023e:
Rufai Oseni is a well know bastard, a retard, liar, clown and fake news peddler. Only stupid clowns like himself take him serious
that was the position your father couldn't reach before Ashawo send him to heaven.
Family / Re: Is It Ethical To Spy If You Think Your Spouse Is Cheating? by Johans2023: 7:24pm On Jul 06, 2023
ifyalways:
There is nothing legal or ethical about Spying jare.
Its a pity people claim to be married but YET can't trust their partners without some level of insecurity and "spying" cheesy springing up here and there.what happened to communication lines? lost or non- existing If there is fear in marriage,either from one party or both parties,all they need do is talk.Tell s/he your fears,watch his/her body language,watch his reaction,listen to what s/he has to say,open up your heart in a calm enviroment and think through your suspicion and ur partners defence line,look inwards and study your partner well.Before long you'd be faced with the hard truth which are:
You are simply paranoid/have your own insecurities.
Your partner is actually cheating.

I would rather talk about my fears than letting my fears torment me. cool
the moment I read your message I know that it is written by a woman.
Politics / Re: Court Grants Abba Kyari Bail by Johans2023: 7:19pm On Jul 06, 2023
When your president is a drug dealer what do you expect.
Crime / Re: Kwara Fraudster Swapped Old Man’s ATM Card, Withdraws ₦‎1.8 Million by Johans2023: 7:15pm On Jul 06, 2023
IconicR:
It's not hardship but a personal trait in him. If you ain't a thief no condition will ever make you reason that way
you cannot understand. The way Tinubu bring surfering to Nigerians, only Jesus Christ will not fail into temptation.
Travel / Re: Governor Alex Otti Hands Over 9 Road Projects To Contractors by Johans2023: 6:28pm On Jul 06, 2023
Confirmedzombie:
What of the Port Harcourt Road. This is very necessary.

Travelling from PH to Aba is a big headache
Tinubu road
Politics / Re: Rivers PDP Faults EU Report: Election Went Well, Wike Allowed Level Playing Grou by Johans2023: 5:51pm On Jul 06, 2023
Even the idiot that presented this report know that tinubu cannot win Rivers state.
Politics / Re: IPOB: Sit-At-Home Enforcers Flog Teacher & Students In Enugu by Johans2023: 4:32pm On Jul 06, 2023
Brek:

Ye sure you can keep crying your brother wasn't killed by IPOB
Anyways it was debunked that IPOB killied the soldiers
was there anything ipob ever agree to have done.
Politics / Re: APC Chieftain Slams Wike, Abe’s ‘show Of Shame’ Over Ministerial Slot by Johans2023: 8:10am On Jul 06, 2023
Max24:

Peter Obi is also welcome to lobby President Tinubu for a position if Obi feels he is better than Wike and Abe. Maybe you have an inkling that his court case is going nowhere and he needs a consolation ministerial post. Unfortunately, the same case can be used against him from getting any position making him lose out completely. Thank God some of us don't follow a Loser.
even when a fool wear max(mask) I will still see him as a fool.
Politics / Re: Deborah Killers That Were Charged To Court, Got Acquitted- Police Admits by Johans2023: 7:47am On Jul 06, 2023
This is the true meaning of Muslim Muslim administration. One idiot will come here to tell us that Nigeria is not islamized. What is this?

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