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Politics / Re: Labour Slashes Proposed New Minimum Wage To N500,000 by johbara: 8:35am On May 23
bluebay:
We all know Nigeria cannot pay 200k sef as minimum.wage . Its not possible ... put the greed behind and face reality

We all know Nigeria as of today can't pay that sum....me thinks the idea behind the #615 is aim for the Moon and fall on a star. Las las na a little over #100k the matter go end
Education / Re: Nigerian Students In Teesside University Ordered To Leave UK by johbara: 2:00pm On May 22
This is so so sad......
Politics / Re: Kano Assembly Agrees To Amend Law Ganduje Used To Dethrone Sanusi by johbara: 6:54pm On May 21
deathtoLeo:
Ganduje is been broken into pieces.
Tinubu will align with Abba Yusuf because gandoller is useless to him.
person that lost kano as a governor have nothing to offer him in kano so he'll toss him away for Abba Yusuf.

Same thing he's going to do to wike grin grin

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Politics / Re: Kano Assembly Agrees To Amend Law Ganduje Used To Dethrone Sanusi by johbara: 6:53pm On May 21
deathtoLeo:
Ganduje is been broken into pieces.
Tinubu will align with Abba Yusuf because gandoller is useless to him.
person that lost kano as a governor have nothing to offer him in kano so he'll toss him away for Abba Yusuf.

Same thing he's going to do to wike in Rivers State grin grin

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Politics / Re: Davido Visits The FCT Minister, Wike In His Abuja Residence by johbara: 9:11am On May 21
Wike and his love for brown doors.
Politics / Re: Obidients Must Stop Engaging Reno Omokri On Social Media by johbara: 3:47pm On May 20
yarimo:
But Obidients claim RENO is helping obi to make him popular so why ignoring someone that you claim is helping you? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Confused lot

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Politics / Re: Wike inspects Projects to celebrate President Tinubu's one year in office by johbara: 10:20am On May 18
Wike my guy grin grin
Seriously plotting nothing less than VP position beyond 2027 hence the battle for the soul of Rivers State as his major bargaining chip post 2027. Hate him or love him, he has good taste and loves to leave a mark on whatever he touches.
Give him a job, he gets it done.
Pets / Re: Man Finds His Dog Hanging Dead (Video) by johbara: 3:47pm On May 17
Una Sha get luck say no be John Wick dog.....🤣🤣
Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Sworn In As Russian President For Fifth Time by johbara: 12:33pm On May 08
Putin is gradually becoming the past, the present and the future of Russia grin grin
Food / Re: One Food You Cannot Understand Why People Enjoy It. by johbara: 7:20pm On May 02
Those days in Enugu as a student 2004-2010
(IMT-CAMPUS 2,3, SHANTALL,) (ESUTH- MSP, AGBANI)

Nothing beats:

* Soya milk & buns
* Zobo & buns
*Okpa & mountain dew ( @ ESBS or Ugwuaji you get the best Okpa) that year angry
* Abacha & palmy from Udi @Njemanze was next to none.

042 anytime any day twice on a Sunday.

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Romance / Re: Couple Walk Over Guests Like Carpets At Wedding (Photos) by johbara: 5:06pm On May 02
Tomorrow now, they will divorce and somebody will be crying 😭😭 of waist pain in vain.
Politics / Re: Landmark: Peter Obi Is inciting S/Easterners Against Tinubu - Umahi (vid, Pix) by johbara: 6:06pm On May 01
To all those shouting we have a lot of delapitated roads in the south, why build a coastal road. Remember there are lots of dilapidated roads in the South-East before they built the second Niger bridge but we didn't hear any crys.

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Family / Re: Woman To Divorce Husband After 1 Week Of Marriage Over Huge Gbola by johbara: 3:02pm On Apr 27
Klass99:


I speak for myself but I think majority of us want men to;

1. Get us to climax regardless of the diick size, don't be so fixated on the size that you become either arrogant or insecure, wrongly assuming you know best what women want. Arrogance is typical of men with big diicks and insecurity typical of ones with small diicks. Most of us don't climax through penetrative sex but you guys often assume a big diick is all that's needed for rocking our world. If we genuinely like you, we like you! And the size of your diick is not going to matter, so long as you are a sweet and loving person, in and out of bed.

2. Speak the love language of your woman and see if she doesn't respond in good measure, loving you back in your own language. Quality time and physical touch are my love languages, e dey bust my head die when a man speaks one or both of my languages, especially when he acts on his own without me telling him what my languages are. The two men who've done so in my life got the best out of me. Don't try to love us in the way men assume women want to be loved, understand the woman you're with and her love language.

3. Listen to us and stop assuming you know everything about us and the female anatomy. For example you assume money and a big diick drives every woman crazy, whereas the man I'm currently crazy about is just a simple, down to earth, practical, quality and lovely man. Quality and loveliness in terms of his soul, character and actions. He doesn't have a bank account larger than the law should allow, doesn't even drive a jeep but a Peugeot 406 but the persona and person he is at the core of his being is what drives me crazy. It doesn't hurt that he is good looking with a fine masculine voice.


You just made a whole lot of sense here.

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Travel / Re: The Reconstruction Of Mile 110-Ring Road In Oyo (Pictures) by johbara: 8:39am On Apr 26
I thought they said Ibadan was purely brown roof republic.......I don't see no brown roofs grin grin
Crime / Re: Nigeria Army Dismisses Two Soldiers Who Stole From Dangote’s Refinery by johbara: 7:54pm On Apr 22
Dapromzy333:


https://platinumtimes.ng/breaking-nigeria-army-dismisses-two-soldiers-who-stole-from-dangotes-refinery/


Imagine the disgrace these two have brought upon their generations yet unborn. Chai.
Travel / Re: Federal Govt Completes Dualisation Of 220km Keffi-Akwanga-Lafia-Makurdi Road by johbara: 7:42pm On Apr 22
Godfullsam:
Does that really mean we don't have indigenous construction 🚧 companies in Nigeria that can handle good road construction projects?

Must the Chinese do everything for us in this 21 century?

It is not as if these Chinese companies do good quality job anyway..
.

It's Chinese monies that funds such projects, hence they handle the construction and still toll as a way of recovering their investment.
Career / Re: Since I Slept With My Staff She No Longer Respects Me Pls Advise Me by johbara: 9:03pm On Apr 15
zed7:
Always avoid women who know your office or house if you don't intend to be serious with her. Every man should know this.

Baba you are a legend.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Vows 'Stronger Response' After Shooting Down Iranian Drones And Missiles by johbara: 3:17pm On Apr 14
Kaycee9242:
Una go end this sweet world one day then all man go rest
.

My brother... you see as people way don day enjoy better life for decades down the line......and we way just decide say make we just enjoy life no matter how we see am.......9aim this yeye people wan just DABARU the Earth 🌎 for us then relocate to MARS. abi??
God day Sha.

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Celebrities / Re: Mohbad's Son, Liam Celebrates 1st Birthday by johbara: 2:51pm On Apr 12
KEVIND:
Did Reno Omokri borrow this shoe 🤣🤣🤣😃😃
. It was made in ABA remember
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Vows To Avenge Assassinated Generals Lost To Alleged Israeli Airstrikes by johbara: 8:50pm On Apr 02
Same way they vowed to retaliate the other general killed with a missile strike in Lebanon some years back ......las las nothing come out.
Politics / Re: Insecurity In South-East Will End 2 Minutes After My Release - Nnamdi Kanu (Vide by johbara: 6:40pm On Mar 19
Okete001:
Hehehe

Tinubu, Tinubu, Tinubu!!!

How many times did I call you?

This terrorist must not be released.

He must be taught a bitter lesson at kuje prison.

Ecclesiastes 7:12: "For wisdom is a defense as money is a defense, but the excellency of knowledge is that wisdom gives life to those who have it."

When you are civilised and diplomatic, they call you a coward instead of them seeing it as wisdom.

See where Nzogbu Nzogbu has led this one to
. You talk something......
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Producer, Andy Best Is Dead by johbara: 2:42pm On Mar 19
Negroid001:
Can't recollect him
because you be gen-z
Crime / Re: Refund The Money - Nigerian Lawyer Calls Out Lady For Refusing To Visit A Man by johbara: 10:31am On Mar 19
Jennyclay:
These broke men won’t stop to amaze me undecided.

Well, Thank God they know I hate them with passion. I always throw spit after every 3 minutes anytime they approach me. Some of them would even think I’m pregnant not knowing their poverty stinking self disgust me to high heavens undecided

Just Imagine, because of #2500 undecided. If I’m even the lady I won’t dare refund the money let them go and do their worst undecided

Foolish broke men!!
. Coming from a very broke b***h I can understand your pain since all you have is a smelling p***y and no branis. Get a life b***h.
Business / Re: Bodies Of Herbert Wigwe, Wife & Son Arrive Port Harcourt Airport (Photos) by johbara: 8:30pm On Mar 08
money121:
Every soul shall Taste Death



That is a billionaire in less than $50 cardboard! 😑

#LIFE!!!!! cry cry

Vahlla mogodis......
Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Workaholic, He Goes To Bed At 2, 3am Every Day — Ajuri Ngelale by johbara: 9:53pm On Mar 07
GOFRONT:
shocked

No be only go to bed at 2 or 3am...........which time he wan use knack wife Remi??
.
Meaning say......Dem no day knack grin grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Flies A Heavy Supersonic Nuclear Bomber Amid NATO Tensions (Video, Pics) by johbara: 8:35pm On Feb 23
Forget...........Putin is my guy anytime any day. Twice on a 🌞 Day.

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Romance / Re: Men Don't Want Me Because I Have 3 Kids - Single Mum Cries Out (pix, Vid) by johbara: 10:27am On Feb 22
Gerrard59:
On Instablog9ja where I first watched the video, she TOOK the children ALONG with her to the man's house for a visit. That is the problem, not "men don't want me because I am a single mother".

That aside, three children as a single mother is maddening. I, as a man, am scared of having more than two children, then you expect me to entangle myself with a woman with three children whose fathers are not responsible in their lives?! I would have understood her better if she was a Northern Christian whose husband was slaughtered by marauding Fulani herdsmen. Other than that category, any woman with three children whose fathers are absent (but alive) in the children's lives should make do with that condition and stop seeking a relationship with single men. The alternative is to target wealthy polygamous men.

It doesn't make sense for a single man without children to be with a single mother with three children. Very unfair!
.

Very very unfair my brother.
Travel / Re: I Finally Quit Bolt After Third Week For Unlawfully Suspending My Account by johbara: 8:37pm On Feb 20
The thing about Bolting most of you guys don't understand is that you only leverage on the platform to get your clients.... after that na offline parols. That's where you enjoy Bolting.

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Politics / Re: Speculators Undermine Measures To Stabilize Foreign Exchange Market – Ribadu by johbara: 8:11pm On Feb 20
I just tire for 9ja matter, abeg wetin concern goat with aquarium?
Ribadu abi na ONSA naim wan fix out forex problems now?? Na wah oh.
9ja and putting square pegs in round holes don finally become sure draw, it must play grin grin
Food / Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by johbara: 7:10pm On Feb 12
jeromestarks:

What are you saying?
I don't understand how someone will use 5k to prepare what am seeing. Is the person in prison??

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Food / Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by johbara: 6:39pm On Feb 12
You carry 5k cook this thing?.…....chai.. people are really suffering. Bros come Nembe make I show you something 🙏

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