Animegirl: As a lady, I know all too well that many men out there believe some ridiculous shit about us ladies.
1. Women are more emotional and dramatic than men. Men have gotten the bad rap that we are overly emotional (nearly always blamed on hormones!) and can't lead under pressure. What’s ironic about this belief is that when a man slams the table with his hand or raises his voice, it’s somehow perceived as strong and powerful, not emotional. If a woman acted in the same manner, she would be perceived as “emotional” or “a piece of work.”
2.Women don’t support other women. While I don’t think catty behavior between women in the workplace is as prevalent as people often make it out to be, there may sometimes be a grain of truth to it. Because many of us work in male-dominated organizations, there are fewer slots for women to get ahead and competition is fierce.
3.Most men think we want to see their big gbola. No woman ever wants random d*ick picture. Many men are guity of this. It won't generate a reply at any given time, if it's sent inconsequentially. You will be blocked and reported because no woman wants to see unwanted penis pictures.
4. She Asked For It? With the current prevalent rape-culture in society, I've been hearing a lot of 'she asked for it'. What does that even mean? If I am wearing something that's not to your liking or if I go out to party with boys, I asked to get sexually molested or raped? That's the most disturbing misconception I've come across.
5.Not all of us are Gold-diggers or useless. Some of us, have serious big dreams and we don't want to be dependent on someone else’s success or bank balance to get what we want. We want to have our own career and success too. Funny, how men still get intimidated by independent successful women. Truly, I say unto you "men are confuse set of beings".
6. If you use your vagina too much, it’ll get “loose.” No penis, toy, hand, or even baby will stretch your vagina permanently. It might adjust to accommodate what’s coming in (or, in the case of childbirth, out), but it’ll bounce back.
7. Once a woman clock 30, she is evening newspaper, pls what is the meaning of this?
Nigeria men stop the misconceptions/assumptions about women, we are not the cause of your frustrations.
Justman2020: HELP, NIGERIAN CUSTOMS ZONE B,KADUNA SEIZED MY GOODS UNJUSTLY, DEMANDS ELEVEN MILLION NAIRA AS DUTY.
Please, Some one should help me get justice from Nigerian Customs Fed. Ops Unit Zone B,Kaduna.
This is a new account created so as to give confidentiality.
On 11th March 2022, We bought Smoked Donkey Meat at Kebbi Livestock Market and loaded it after getting all the necessary clearance from the Ministry of Animal Health Kebbi state.
On getting to Kangiwa, we were intercepted by the men of Nigerian Customs Service, they asked us what was inside the Truck, we told them that it was smoked donkey meat, one of them said they needed to see the waybill, we showed it to them, they insisted that we go to their office, we followed them.
On getting there they arrested my Second partner and put him inside the Cell, he has some health challenges that he is managing, they left him inside there from Saturday 12th March Till today Thursday 17th March, no medication and his health is deteriorating. They presented a document that we are supposed to Pay Eleven Million Naira (11,000,000) as Duty for the goods They eventually invited the men of National Environmental standards and regulations Enforcement Agency to inspect the goods and which they did and Certified that the goods are fit for human consumption and hence they should be released to us
Fellow good Nigerians, as am writing this, today 20th makes it 10days since those perishable items were seized and detained in their custody, yet they refused to release them.
Am using this medium to call on the Comptroller General Customs, Col. Hamid Ali to intervene so that the damages done to those goods will be ameliorated as this is the investment of hard working Nigerians.
Carolcitycartel: This is my traditional wedding list...to fulfill for my bride to be mine....This is Americandad...I deactivated my profile for certain reasons. Iv fulfilled the knocking on the door list
Front page pls
God forbid!....no be community I wan marry,na somebody's daughter...mad hungry people....I no marry,make Una Kuku marry Una pikin
Dapinski: Yorubas have nothing to prove to anyone. Only Igbos with small d1cks who are obsessed with dumb comparisons because they always worry about 'measuring up'.
No Yoruba is going to any village to begin snapping pics to post on Nairaland on what should be family and relaxation time.
We are secure and not driven by a need to brag to validate ourselves because we don't have self-esteem issues as Igbos do.
With Una brown rusted ceiling huts ....abeg getat!
ThatrealestApex: So some guys in around my Neighborhood killed this big crawing Creature!
According to them, the Big Monitor Lizard has been living with them since and they never kne, only discovered because they were doing some clean ups in their room
Lala, what do you think? is this one big enough?
Chai....dem don run set firewood....may God have mercy on your souls....That animal is innocent!!
Edipet: We have alot of people who feels worried and depressed staying at home on a Monday morning especially the unemployed persons. There are some people who works on shift but once their work time is not on Monday morning the feel the same as the unemployed, some people also hate public holidays that coincide on Monday. Do you feel bad when you are not at work or at your business place on Monday?
Feels depressing tbh...thank God I'm not in that phrase anymore.
An amateurish deepfake video of Volodymyr Zelensky surrendering to Russia has been laughed off by experts.
The clip shows the Ukrainian president speaking from his lectern as he calls on his troops to lay down their weapons and give in to Putin's invading forces.
The deepfake has been widely circulated on Russian social media and was even planted by hackers on live TV on Ukraine and on a news site before it was taken down.
Internet users immediately flagged the discrepancies between the skin tone on Zelenskiy's neck and face, the odd accent in the video, and the pixelation around his head.
Ukraine 24, which was targeted by the trolls, said it was the work of 'enemy hackers'.
While the clumsy misinformation attempt is unlikely to fool anyone, it has raised concerns about a new front in the information war.
There are fears Russia could flood social media with similar videos hoping to discredit official information put out by Ukraine.
Nina Schick, the author of Deepfakes, said the video looked like 'an absolutely terrible faceswap,' referring to programs that can digitally graft one person's face onto another's body.
Two weeks ago, Ukraine's military intelligence agency put out a short video alerting the country to the danger of deepfakes, alleging that the Kremlin was preparing a stunt involving one.
The Russian Embassy in Washington did not immediately return a message seeking comment.
Schick called the fake Zelenskiy video 'very crude,' but warned that the it was a matter of time before the technology became more accessible.
'Expect fakes like this to become easier to produce while appearing highly authentic,' she said.
Mounir Ibrahim, who works for Truepic, a company which roots out online deepfakes, told The Daily Beast: 'The fact that it's so poorly done is a bit of a head-scratcher. You can clearly see the difference — this is not the best deepfake we've seen, not even close.'
'As we start seeing more and more cheap fakes, deepfakes flood the zone, it's going to desensitise people and allow bad actors to allege, "Nothing is real on the ground, you can't trust anything".'
Zelensky has responded to the fake video of himself, telling supporters: 'We are defending our land, our children, our families. So we don't plan to lay down any arms. Until our victory.'
The move is part of the disinformation war, which has seen Russia conceal its casualties, claim Ukraine started the war and is committing atrocities against its own people.
On Thursday, defence secretary Ben Wallace hit out at Russian 'dirty tricks' after he and Home Secretary Priti Patel were targeted by an impostor posing as the Ukrainian prime minister.
The Defence Secretary spent 10 minutes on a Microsoft Teams call with a man claiming to be Oleksiy Honcharuk, who asked about British policy and eventually urged him to shout slogans.
Mr Wallace, who revealed the deception in a Tweet, said he became suspicious and terminated the call after 'several misleading questions'.
The move is part of the disinformation war, which has seen Russia conceal its casualties, claim Ukraine started the war and is committing atrocities against its own people.
On Thursday, defence secretary Ben Wallace hit out at Russian 'dirty tricks' after he and Home Secretary Priti Patel were targeted by an impostor posing as the Ukrainian prime minister.
The Defence Secretary spent 10 minutes on a Microsoft Teams call with a man claiming to be Oleksiy Honcharuk, who asked about British policy and eventually urged him to shout slogans.
Mr Wallace, who revealed the deception in a Tweet, said he became suspicious and terminated the call after 'several misleading questions'.
His admission was followed by a similar one by Ms Patel, who said she was targeted earlier this week.
The level of sophistication involved in the hoax has convinced Government sources that it was a Russian plot.
The video call was set up after an email, purportedly sent from an aide at the Ukrainian embassy, was sent to a government department and then forwarded to the Ministry of Defence.
The call was set up and Mr Wallace was put through on Teams to the 'prime minister of Ukraine', posing with the country's flag behind him.
The Times reported that Mr Wallace was asked about the chances of UK warships going to the Black sea and whether Ukraine should get nuclear weapons or join Nato.
Senior Ministry of Defence sources fear Moscow may attempt to splice together Mr Wallace's comments in an attempt to embarrass him.
He has ordered an immediate inquiry to find out how the impostor was able to speak to him.
The Defence Secretary said it was a 'desperate attempt' but 'no amount of Russian disinformation, distortion and dirty tricks' could distract from the human rights abuses carried out during the invasion of Ukraine by Vladimir Putin's forces.
The photo below is a capture from the deepfake video
Lies from the bottomless pit...Russia too big to be engaging on some meaningless fake shit...they should keep crying while Putin keeps bombing their asses.. Nonsense
ogbiwa: A Brazilian singer has admitted she was sent to hospital to be treated for trapped gas because she didn’t want to fart in front of her boyfriend.
Viviane de Queiroz Pereira, who is also known as Pocah, shared snaps from her medical room with millions of online followers on Instagram.
"I woke up at 5.30am with severe stomach pains and ended up in the hospital," the 27-year-old explained.
"But that's it, guys. I'm now fine. Just an accumulation of trapped farts."
The musician, who kicked off her career in 2012 as MC Pocahontas, went on to encourage her fans to pass wind freely.
She said: “Girls, don't be ashamed to fart in front of your guy…
"What's really embarrassing is not letting your guy sleep because you're in discomfort, going to hospital with your guy, and the diagnosis being trapped farts."
"From now on, I'm letting them rip, guys."
Pocah, who was born in the Brazilian state of Rio de Janeiro and also has heritage from Africa and Portugal, originally ignored the stomach pains because of advice from a TikTok thread.
But after the ordeal, she says she’ll be releasing gas freely.
According to medics, holding in farts can be dangerous and lead to painful symptoms.
NHS worker Dr Faraz explained on TikTok that the average person farts 20 times every day.
He said: “Don’t hold in your farts. Gas forms naturally in your stomach as a waste product of digestion.
"It gets mixed with air that you swallow when you eat and drink.”
Explaining that holding it in can lead to heartburn and bloating, the medic warned the gas might even come out another way.
“It could come out as a smelly burp or make your breath stink,” he added. “Imagine doing a burp that smells like a fart.”
ArchiLimited: While I admit that there are obviously attempts by both sides to use media in exaggerating their positions in this war (this isn't an unusual practice in war) but one thing is undeniable: this war is definitely not going according to Putin's plan, because what he has met on the ground in Ukraine is definitely not what his spies and intelligence reports predicted before the invasion. I see some chief spies going to the gulag after this war
All is going according to Putin's plans...in war,lives and properties must be lost,and I mean lots of lives and properties left,right and centre... Remember Putin just concluded a rally of victory on some part of Ukraine....make Una dey calm down and stop believing all this fake News.
[quote author=wwwihy post=111225249]Multi-billion dollar American company, Microsoft,will today open its first African Development Center in Nigeria where geniuses will provide software engineering solutions to the world and Africa, in a $100m investment, alongside Kenya.The hub in Lagos will be the first in Africa.
Abuja based beauty queen, Princess Gambo has sparked up reaction as she says she is comfortable being with a married man as a side chic.
In an interview with the popular social media influencer, posted on Tunde Ednut and Instablog, the former Face of Royalty International said married men are quite reasonable and understanding.
When asked if she wants a married man because of his money, she responded in negative, stating that "money will always come but the first thing first, they are quite reasonable and understanding".
When asked about the place of the wife, she said, "The wife I don't know but she can always play her own game but as a side chic, you have your own game to play".
Position of the 22 years old Cross River State born model Am from cross river state Obuduwho is the reigning Most Beautiful Girl In Abuja Ambassador did not go down well with some Instagram users as they condemned her position.
Gracegold15 simply replied, "this one is beyond redemption".
Another user, officialpeaceful_ said, "Yet the older men that have father figure are now treating you like a child by telling you to keep quiet and asking you who you are talking to every minute, so why complain?"
The young lady who is the only child of her parent, though father late but mother alive recently established a SPA in Abuja.
These are the evil creatures polluting the minds of young girls...ugly witch
Parrot talk...but if Tinubu becomes president, every Nigeria becomes my enemy!!...and I will be happy seeing pple suffer and I will careless to render any sort of assistance...because my survival will become most important by then...so if Una dey suffer make Una hold Tinubu for blockos... nonsense.
[quote author=Kuginzi post=111214568][/quote]Truth be told...how can business flourish when there's no fuel and no light?...when most of the profit is used in buying fuel and diesel.
A failed system it is ..that's why many suffer for nothing.
Flahyuq: Honestly,without defending yourself Why did your last relationship end??
Mine,i cared too much....loved her much more than she deserved Scolded her one day and she took it personal....ended it there and then
She's been begging since,but i have made up my mind,i have spoilt her too much that if we eventually marry....things will go wrong Better to quit it now than divorce her later!
Bleep you!...we go survive...Una papa,If fuel cost, God go provide...and if dem wan spoil the country,make we know...so we know who go carry gun...Shithole!
Interesting15: "...because you are strong, and the word of God abides in you, and you have overcome the wicked one" 1 John 2:14
The Will of God is that we live holy just as He is Holy. Without holiness, we can't please Him, and we can't walk with Him in an acceptable manner.
When it comes to issues pertaining to sexual pleasure, note that God's Will is that all manner of sexual pleasure should be shared between a husband and his married wife (a female) in the safe confines of their marriage institution, with no other party involved.
It means you should have nothing to do with the following:
- Premarital sex (having sex when you are not married) - Extramarital Sex (having sex with someone other than your own spouse). - Homosexuality (sexual relations between members of same gender) - Pornography (It is sinful to derive sexual pleasure from seeing the unclothedness of other) - Masturbation (You must not play with your sexual organs for sexual pleasure) - Other Immoral Sexual Acts like smooching someone not your married spouse, sextings and the rest of them
Today, we know that many people are still slaves to sexual sins, and they are being plundered massively by the devil. Note that there are different tools the wicked one (the devil) is utilizing to bring humans into bondage, and sexual immorality is one of the prominent ones.
You don't have to remain a slave to sexual immorality, the LORD, in scriptures, have given the victory
"...because you are strong, and the word of God abides in you, and you have overcome the wicked one" 1 John 2:14
Simple: The Word of God gives the victory!
The Word of GOD is all you need to establish a right relationship with God your Maker, where you will be empowered to overcome anything evil (including sexual immorality and addictions).
And I'm delighted to announce to you that Jesus Christ is the Word of GOD. Jesus must dwell in you if you want to overcome sexual immorality and addictions.
Hence, you will make the best decision today when you decide to embrace Jesus Christ as LORD and Saviour of your life. Simply open your heart and ask Jesus for mercy today.
Also, the LORD has made Himself so accessible through the written word of God (the Bible). Hence, ensure you constantly saturate yourself with scriptures, and your spirit and soul will always be empowered to live above the lust of the flesh.
Finally, avoid feeding your flesh with lustful things (romantic movies and novels, bad songs, and so on).
Remember, the LORD your Good Father has given you all it takes to overcome the evil one with all of his dirty things. But this can only be possible when you have a righteous relationship with God in Christ Jesus, where you become empowered by the Holy Spirit.
Open up yourself to the LORD JESUS today. It's your destiny to have a righteous relationship with God that is eternal in nature through Jesus Christ. This is what empowers you to have dominion over creation.
MadamVanessa: Goodmorning Christian brethrens and to all nairalanders.
In today's society, I noticed that people seem to see those that do not go to church regularly as not being serious with their heavenly race and salvation of soul and this makes it look like one salvation of soul is tied down to going to church regularly.
I am one of such person that do not like going to church at all, but I believe so much in God and I know I am not the only one in this. This problem is faced by so many people in the world.
So is there anything wrong in one not going to church regularly but believe in God within himself or herself and try his or her best in doing the things that pleases God.
No too reason am... nothing wrong...God is almighty, thoughts of man is foolishness in his sight.
Coly2012: The senior pastor of Omega fire ministries world wild(OFM) have kept to his promise of feeding the poor and less privilege in the society with the opening of the free restaurant to feed not less than 1000 people every day.
Big move!!...if I have the money too,I will do a thing like this and more...You give,it returns back to you...
Tho nothing concern me personally with the pastorprenuer,if I see good thing,I go endorse am.
Former Super Eagles Defender, Pastor Taribo West, prayed fervently at an event in honour of the National Leader of the All Progressives Congress, Bola Tinubu on Saturday.
As the Taribo West prayed for the restoration of Nigeria to its rightful place via Tinubu, the APC chieftain paid particular attention to him.
Tinubu turns 70 later this month and has declared his bid for the presidency ahead of the 2023 elections.
West, a UEFA cup champion with Inter Milan became a pastor after his footballing days.
Credit: Twitter| ekometa
Their mouth don dry,..dem need money... hypocrites...Prayer without weight.