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Career › Re: With A Capital Of N2M: Should I Relocate To Europe Or Open A Pharmacy In Nigeria by Johel(m): 3:52pm On Mar 30, 2022
Tiwatope1:
Good day Nairalanders!
I need to make an informed decision.
I have a Capital of 2M , should I open a pharmacy/ chemist in Nigeria or Move to Europe,I also have baking skills.
I'm confused on which part to follow
P.s I'm not a pharmacist but experienced in that field.
Which mumu pharmacy?...GUY JAKPA!!!
Politics › Re: Dr Chinelo's Death: Joyebeneza, The Most Heartless Tweet I Have Seen On Twitter by Johel(m): 2:00pm On Mar 30, 2022
Poloyanabo2:
People like you are blessed, and capable of logical reasoning.
Thanks...I appreciate you.
Business › Re: Police Foil Attack On Dangote Refinery In Lagos by Johel(m): 8:27am On Mar 30, 2022
Ademola47:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/03/police-foil-attack-on-dangote-refinery-in-lagos/
Na wa...dem wan attack refinery??...Shey nigerians ready for good thing like this??
Sports › Re: World Cup Qualifying: Cameroon Join Senegal, Ghana, Morocco & Tunisia To Qatar by Johel(m): 8:25am On Mar 30, 2022
robosky02:
World Cup qualifying:



1. Cameroon j
2. Senegal,
3. Ghana
4. Morocco &
5. Tunisia at Qatar 2022



It was a breathless few hours with five ties reaching their climax.

From Sadio Mane's decisive penalty to Karl Toko Ekambi's late winner for Cameroon, the second legs of the play-offs did not disappoint.

However, Egypt and Nigeria will be among the continental heavyweights to be missing out on a spot in Qatar.

Next up is Friday's croup-stage draw, where we will find out who the African sides will be facing come November.

There will be coverage of that across the BBC - thanks for joining us for all the drama!

Africa's World Cup qualifiers decided
#bbcfootball

That result means Africa's five qualifiers for the 2022 World Cup have been decided.

Cameroon join Ghana, Senegal, Morocco and Tunisia in heading to Qatar later this year.

Can either of the quintet match Africa's best performance and reach the quarter-finals in the Middle East? Or go further?





https://www.bbc.com/sport/live/africa/60918387
I thought they said one shithole is giant of Africa??
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo And Lionel Messi Qualify For Their Fifth World Cup by Johel(m): 8:21am On Mar 30, 2022
Politics › Re: Dr Chinelo's Death: Joyebeneza, The Most Heartless Tweet I Have Seen On Twitter by Johel(m): 8:17am On Mar 30, 2022
SATANICALLY666:
This is the most heartless, most vile tweet I have seen regarding this tragedy. Is Joyebeneza even human?

joyebeneza: 'I wanted to type RIP Chinelo but I realized she had blocked me for whatever reason. Well maybe she deserved what she got.'
Yeah,some people deserve death and more..I can't mourn or feel pity for someone that hates me,did shit to me or treated me poorly,infact I will be happy when they die...after all,we all Gona die someday sooner or later.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Ghana: 2022 World Cup Qualifier (1 - 1) On 29th March 2022 by Johel(m): 6:57pm On Mar 29, 2022
madridguy:
Penalty
I see Ghana winning this game....they will score one more soon and fall back on defence which will make it difficult for crawling chickens to penetrate into their box. grin grin grin
Sports › Re: Predict Today's Match Between Nigeria And Ghana by Johel(m): 6:00pm On Mar 29, 2022
Marketgists:
My prediction is Nigeria 0 Ghana 2
The reason is Our PMB is watching it live
Drop your prediction and win exciting prize
Ghana 1
Nigeria 0
Sports › Re: NEPA Interrupt Power During Ghana Players Training Session Inside Abuja Stadium by Johel(m): 3:47pm On Mar 29, 2022
Ayesolve:
NEPA Interrupt power during ghana players training session inside Abuja stadium

The blackstars players were forced to use torchlight to continue their training.
So shameful
Politics › Re: Abdullahi Adamu: APC Will Do More If Nigerians Support Us In 2023 by Johel(m): 1:54pm On Mar 29, 2022
Racoon:
https://www.channelstv.com/2022/03/27/apc-will-do-more-if-nigerians-vote-for-party-in-2023-says-senator-adamu/
I dey wait for next year...I will know my fate with certain nigerians by then...anybody supporting APC will be blocked even if you my friend for 20years.
Family › Re: Is N50,000 Monthly Enough Feeding Allowance For A Family Of 3? by Johel(m): 1:51pm On Mar 29, 2022
Mercychen:
Dem wan swim inside the stew wen only stew go gulp 50k? grin.

Though things are really expensive, no doubt.
Dey mind dem.... people wey never even chop dey talk say 50k monthly feeding allowance small....guy!!..
Family › Re: Is N50,000 Monthly Enough Feeding Allowance For A Family Of 3? by Johel(m): 1:42pm On Mar 29, 2022
Aostle:
I am married with one kid and another one on the way. I do two weeks in and two weeks out job and I earn 200k per month. We live in our own house and my wife runs a boutique business in a store owned by us so she doesn't pay rent for the business.

We have constant electricity free of charge so we cook with an electric cooker.

The problem here is I give her 50k monthly to take care of the house while I settle every other stuff including stocking the house with bag of rice, groundnut oil, palm oil, medical bills, cable subscription, school fee, clothing, etc and I also bring provisions and toiletries when I am coming back from work yet I get complains of the feeding allowance is not enough month in month out and I am getting fed up.

She knows I am doing a building project yet I keep getting complains.

Pls, advise me, is the feeding money not enough?
If u feel u are not doing well...go kill yourself Na...50k IS ENOUGH!!
Romance › Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Have Done For LOVE by Johel(m): 1:37pm On Mar 29, 2022
Jennyclay:
I have not and I will never do any crazy thing because LOVE for an any Nigeria man.. Over my dead body.

Nigerian men doesn't deserve to be loved. Very wicked, evil, irritating and heartless men. Puke!!
ok,
Lagos girls don't deserve to be loved,they are programmed just for brushing and spending few coins on...Many Lagos girls are irritants,dumb,ill cultured, mannerless,carriers of deadly diseases,bad luck,evil,cunning,liars,cheats, loosed, unintelligent,broke,hungry,dirty etc.


Abeg the list is endless.
Romance › Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Have Done For LOVE by Johel(m): 1:31pm On Mar 29, 2022
Pascopele:
Have you ever done anything crazy for love?

We've heard series of stories of people who suffered and even died all because of love.

Some people even decided to carry out some craziest things all in the name of LOVE!

What's the craziest thing you've ever done for love?

We would be very glad to learn from you
Na before I dey play love o, not anymore...I love mankind as God said we should,but u see that Romeo and Juliet kinda love ehn,Na thunder go fire that kind love grin grin, love dey sweet when money dey and both parties are mature with common sense...I don do mumu things because of love in the past sha,no result,no gain...Here I am,damaged and unromantic,just focused on chasing the kpa,ain't never going back to that love/romance bullshit....I just Wana live life.
Education › Re: Itel Donates Libraries, Educational Materials To Schools In Lagos And Kaduna by Johel(m): 8:01am On Mar 29, 2022
Politics › Re: Farooq Kperogi: Four Presidential Aspirants Who Will Make Me Renounce Nigeria by Johel(m): 8:05pm On Mar 28, 2022
oshozondii:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10105844278815680&id=47904265
I will also know that 90% of nigerians were born foolish.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Blind Psychic Baba Vanga Said Putin Would Become 'Lord Of The World' ( Pics) by Johel(m): 7:58pm On Mar 28, 2022
TV/Movies › Re: Academy Awards - Oscars 2022 (Full List Of Winners) by Johel(m): 5:03pm On Mar 28, 2022
isaiah4life:
Adios! tongue
Whatever undecided
TV/Movies › Re: Academy Awards - Oscars 2022 (Full List Of Winners) by Johel(m): 4:54pm On Mar 28, 2022
isaiah4life:
How person wey no sabi English language go understand am. This one no be A. B. C. D. Oga na sci-fi movie. You need brain to catch up. cheesy

Comrade na joke oo before you WILL BIANCA me.
I will not come for you the way you did since you actually got no brain atall...but be aware that ignorance is a disease...Atimes, one needs to watch a movie more than once to achieve proper understanding ,you don't know how I saw the movie, if it's half way,bit by bit or I watched it at one sitting...one can know all the English yet fail to understand somethings in a movie..Understanding a movie got nothing to do with English, movies is about understanding the story and all there is, not some English class ok ..Let me just end it here cos your ignorance stinks...


Cheers.
TV/Movies › Re: Academy Awards - Oscars 2022 (Full List Of Winners) by Johel(m): 11:47am On Mar 28, 2022
Ishilove:
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Jessie Buckley (The Lost Daughter)
Ariana DeBose (West Side Story) – WINNER!
Judi Dench (Belfast)
Kirsten Dunst (The Power of the Dog)
Aunjanue Ellis (King Richard)

BEST COSTUME DESIGN

Cruella – WINNER!
Cyrano
Dune
Nightmare Alley
West Side Story

BEST SOUND

Belfast
Dune – WINNER!
No Time to Die
The Power of the Dog
West Side Story

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE

Don’t Look Up
Dune – WINNER!
Encanto
Parallel Mothers
The Power of the Dog

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY

Coda (Sian Heder) – WINNER!
Drive My Car (Ryusuke Hamaguchi, Takamasa Oe)
Dune (Eric Roth, Jon Spaihts, Denis Villeneuve)
The Lost Daughter (Maggie Gyllenhaal)
The Power of the Dog (Jane Campion)

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY

Belfast (Kenneth Branagh) – WINNER!
Don’t Look Up (Adam McKay, David Sirota)
Licorice Pizza (Paul Thomas Anderson)
King Richard (Zach Baylin)
The Worst Person in the World (Eskil Vogt, Joachim Trier)

BEST ANIMATED SHORT

Affairs of the Art
Bestia
Boxballet
Robin Robin
The Windshield Wiper – WINNER!

BEST LIVE ACTION SHORT

Ala Kachuu – Take and Run
The Dress
The Long Goodbye – WINNER!
On My Mind
Please Hold

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Ciarán Hinds (Belfast)
Troy Kotsur (Coda) – WINNER!
Jesse Plemons (The Power of the Dog)
JK Simmons (Being the Ricardos)
Kodi Smit-McPhee (The Power of the Dog)

BEST FILM EDITING

Don’t Look Up
Dune – WINNER!
King Richard
The Power of the Dog
tick, tick… BOOM!

BEST MAKEUP & HAIRSTYLING

Coming 2 America
Cruella
Dune
The Eyes of Tammy Faye – WINNER!
House of Gucci

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE

Encanto – WINNER! (no surprise here, although I was rooting for the Mitchells vs The Machines)
Flee
Luca
The Mitchells Vs the Machines
Raya and the Last Dragon

BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE

Ascension
Attica
Flee
Summer of Soul – WINNER!
Writing With Fire

BEST DOCUMENTARY SHORT

Audible
Lead Me Home
The Queen of Basketball – WINNER!
Three Songs for Benazir
When We Were Bullies

BEST ORIGINAL SONG

Be Alive (King Richard)
Dos Oruguitas (Encanto)
Down to Joy (Belfast)
No Time to Die (No Time to Die) – WINNER!
Somehow You Do (Four Good Days)

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY

Dune – WINNER! (well deserved)
Nightmare Alley
The Power of the Dog
The Tragedy of Macbeth
West Side Story

BEST INTERNATIONAL FEATURE

Drive My Car – WINNER!
Flee
The Hand of God
Lunana: A Yak in the Classroom
The Worst Person in the World

BEST PRODUCTION DESIGN

Dune – WINNER!
Nightmare Alley
The Power of the Dog
The Tragedy of Macbeth
West Side Story

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS

Dune – WINNER! (Well deserved)
Free Guy
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
No Time to Die
Spider-Man: No Way Home

BEST ACTRESS

Jessica Chastain (The Eyes of Tammy Faye) – WINNER!
Olivia Colman (The Lost Daughter)
Penélope Cruz (Parallel Mothers)
Nicole Kidman (Being the Ricardos)
Kristen Stewart (Spencer)

BEST ACTOR

Javier Bardem (Being the Ricardos)
Benedict Cumberbatch (The Power of the Dog)
Andrew Garfield (tick, tick … BOOM!)
Will Smith (King Richard) – WINNER! (Bianca Ojukwu's cousin)
Denzel Washington (The Tragedy of Macbeth)

BEST DIRECTOR

Kenneth Branagh (Belfast)
Drive My Car (Ryûsuke Hamaguchi)
Paul Thomas Anderson (Licorice Pizza)
Jane Campion (The Power of the Dog) – WINNER!
Steven Spielberg (West Side Story)

BEST PICTURE

Belfast
Coda – WINNER!
Don’t Look Up
Drive My Car
Dune
King Richard
Licorice Pizza
Nightmare Alley
The Power of the Dog
West Side Story
Dune is a very boring movie....will re watch to understand it because I no understand Shin gba for the film...but visual effect and picture is 100%
Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin Says West Trying To ‘Cancel’ Russian Culture by Johel(m): 10:57pm On Mar 27, 2022
007Marvel:
Do you even read the things you write! I know you are ready to die but don’t you care about your family?
See talk...lol.....I stand with Putin. grin grin
Politics › Re: Simon Ekpa Declares Sit At Home Across Eastern Nigeria Tomorrow. by Johel(m): 9:01pm On Mar 27, 2022
naptu2:
The leader of the Autopiloters faction of Ipob, Simon Ekpa, has declared a sit at home civil disobedience protest tomorrow across Eastern Nigeria. During his broadcast this evening he declared that the only thing that can stop the sit at home protest is the release of Nnamdi Kanu.

He stated that Governor Soludo is an ordinary criminal and that he cannot stop the sit at home protest. He said that there's no difference between Governor Soludo and Hushpuppi



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu1I3FoZvBQ


https://twitter.com/simon_ekpa/status/1508145813188640770
Very good..Igbos are the most divided, reason being federal government no rate dem atall,very wicked people...
Politics › Re: Simon Ekpa Declares Sit At Home Across Eastern Nigeria Tomorrow. by Johel(m): 9:01pm On Mar 27, 2022
naptu2:
The leader of the Autopiloters faction of Ipob, Simon Ekpa, has declared a sit at home civil disobedience protest tomorrow across Eastern Nigeria. During his broadcast this evening he declared that the only thing that can stop the sit at home protest is the release of Nnamdi Kanu.

He stated that Governor Soludo is an ordinary criminal and that he cannot stop the sit at home protest. He said that there's no difference between Governor Soludo and Hushpuppi



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu1I3FoZvBQ


https://twitter.com/simon_ekpa/status/1508145813188640770
Very good...Igbos are the most divided, reason being federal government no rate dem atall...very wicked people...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin Says West Trying To ‘Cancel’ Russian Culture by Johel(m): 6:06pm On Mar 27, 2022
usj:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/2022/3/25/putin-says-west-trying-to-cancel-russian-culture
I feel for Putin my man...I feel his private pains,but man is focused on the goal,that's a fearless man with vision and strength... I'm sure the west will regret this...Not Putin, most times bad things happen for good things to emerge....I STAND WITH PUTIN TILL THE END....to hell with Biden,to hell with the Westerners and their sanctions, Nobody can cancel Russia ,instead let there be WW3 And let the world born! angry angry
Travel › Re: Pictures Of An Open Market In The United States by Johel(m): 5:58pm On Mar 27, 2022
MALIGNANTGuest:
More!
Sane people,sane environment...you can see cleanliness by just looking at the pictures....Naija is a shithole, infact suckaway...go Oshodi market, the breeze of rotten tomatoes and pee go make person puke sef...tueh!
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Brands India’s Response To Ukraine War ‘Unsatisfactory by Johel(m): 12:13pm On Mar 27, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked


India is so insignificant with their abject poverty statusgrin


Average countries that is paralyzed with POVERTY are the ones supporting Russiagrin Afghanistan inclusivegrin
What about your shithole?


Una get light atall?, Una get good roads?,how your health centres?,your currency Nkor? Etc...dey talk down on India and your own country is poo.
Christianity Etc › Re: Which Miracle Of Jesus Christ Do You Think Was The Greatest? by Johel(m): 12:09pm On Mar 27, 2022
baralatie:
Yeah

But which of those miracles inspires you?
Where he fed large amount people with few loafs of bread and fishes....That's a great lesson in life, share the little you have with others,that " little" you share might mean the world to some..
Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Know That Judgment Day Is Coming? by Johel(m): 12:07pm On Mar 27, 2022
jesusjnr2020:
Don't worry...

I have done my part to warn you, so it's your choice to heed the warning or not.
Shun ignorance.
Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Know That Judgment Day Is Coming? by Johel(m): 12:07pm On Mar 27, 2022
jesusjnr2020:
Recently my neighbor had a dream where she saw above her the feet of many walking in a walking in a particular direction. She was told they were the dead, and they were walking to the throne of judgment to give account of themselves.

She had another dream more recently where she saw a writing on the sky, which interpreted as, "God's judgment is coming, Hell is real". After she saw it she went and started calling people to come and see what was written in the sky, but as they were coming out to see it, she saw some persons, likely demons or satanic agents, climbing up to the place it was written in the sky and trying to clean it off. But their attempts were in vain as what was written appeared to be sealed or had a protective covering which they couldn't penetrate, so they couldn't succeed.

This is the same person that God sent via a dream to warn all watchmen who have gone to sleep and not doing their job of warning people to repent, that Jesus is coming soon, that He is not happy with them because many were dying and going to hell because of them.

In the dream while she stood on the road, she heard a sound like that of an earthquake, and saw the ground divide into two, and many were falling into the middle of it, and God warned her to go and preach the Gospel and warn people to repent because Jesus is coming soon.

For more details on her story, you can go to the following thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/7016761/important-message-god-sent-neighbor

God bless.
U go wait for judgement day tire...your generations to come go wait tire too.... judgement is in the after life, judgement is a spiritual something not a physical thing... Na when person die him judgement don start and there will be a general judgement,when all spirits of the dead shall rise to give account of how they lived while alive on earth...that could be like in more millions of years to come....5mins to God could be like 500,000,000 million years to come grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Which Miracle Of Jesus Christ Do You Think Was The Greatest? by Johel(m): 11:59am On Mar 27, 2022
7victor:

To me, I consider His act of dying and rising again from the death His greatest miracle.


Prior to that, He had been raising people from the death.



He decided to show to the world that He could conquer death, so He allowed Himself to be crucified, lost all His blood which is necessary for life, yet He resurrected and live without any blood to show to the world that there's nothing He cannot do.

He conquered death by dying and rising again.



The blood He shed is still available somewhere in the universe to wash the sins of people and to protect people.

Because in the old testament time in Israel, blood of animals was used to wash sins and to protect people. So Jesus Christ Himself decided to provide a more perfect blood by providing His own blood




During the final supper with His disciples, He gave them bread and wine which He called His body and blood. So He was the perfect sacrifice. Before then, the body and blood of animals were used for sacrifice while parts of the body was then eaten.


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Jesus Christ is the perfect sacrifice to God in order to make peace between sinners and God, as the Bible says.

His death and resurrection is therefore His greatest miracle.

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All is miracles were exceptional...no one can do what he did...nobody,even in billions of years to come.

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