₦airaland Forum

SwissMass:
Mazi Bola Ahmed Tinubu the slayer of baby factory criminals and drug traffickers developers IPOB miscreants mkpurumiri addicts and IPOB cannibals. ride on baba agbalagba
Even Igbos that hate you will soon bow under your authority

He's ugly in and out....rest...Hypo'.....

DroppingLiquid:
Russia was right



Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10652127/Hunter-Biden-helped-secure-millions-funding-military-biotech-research-program-Ukraine.html

Tbh...this Biden man is just playing politics and trying to expand his personal agendas while Putin is being real and true to himself and the history of Russia in particular....I wish to have Putin as a father, swears.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Show them who's the real king..
The man himself...while Putin is suffering from sanctions USA is getting stronger and gaining respect All over the world..

Dey mumu yourself

fergie001:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLN_P5u1ALI


@AP

Biden had called Putin a "butcher" earlier in the day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH1zjR6SBaM

This Biden is a nuisance...Go comot am Na...mumu,like u can stand Putin in anything.

4teenblaq:
Mine is whenever I am sad or depressed, I will just go to my phone call recording media(yes I keep call records) and listen to MY VOICE.
Though my voice isn't great, I don't even like it but it sounds comforting to me whenever I feel depressed..

I do lota weird stuffs when upset and I feel uneasy...like really weird stuff,...well, I'm actually weird by nature...lol

SultanYoung:
Ukrainian witches conjure plan to depose Putin

Planning hatched to use spells to try and oust Russian president.



Source: https://www.rt.com/russia/552655-ukrainian-witches-putin-coven/

ogbiwa:
With his international and domestic reputation in tatters, there’s been much speculation Vladimir Putin’s card is marked – and one expert thinks his daughters might be the ones to 'off him'.

Since Russia invaded Ukraine, there have been whispers that those in the upper echelons of the Kremlin have been looking to depose him with former KGB agent Alexander Bortnikov tipped to take over.

Of course, Putin would be unlikely to leave willingly leading some experts to theorize he could be assassinated.

Australian expert Dr Leonid Petrov, has now speculated that if Putin were to be murdered, it’d be someone incredibly close to him doing the chopping.

Speaking to news.au he said: “I believe that if there is an assassination attempt, that might come from a female. Maybe a member of his family, his mistress, his daughter, his ex-wife – somebody who knows him and could actually get close to him.

"The possibility (of assassination) is increasing.”

So, taking in Dr Petrov's theories, who are the candidates?

Although the 69-year-old dictator keeps his private life incredibly private, it is public knowledge that he shares two daughters with his ex-wife Lyudmila Putina, who he separated from in 2013 after 30 years of marriage.

These are 36-year-old Maria Faassen and her sister 35-year old Katerina Tikhonova.

He is also rumoured to be the father of 18-year-old Luiza Rozova, though in charming Putin fashion he has never publically acknowledged his suspected seed, reports the Mirror.

So a stacked roster of candidates then, but you suspect it's a long shot as if any of them even had the inclination to take on the job they'd struggle to get close to him.

Putin is flanked 24/7 by a team of highly trained bodyguards armed with bulletproof briefcases who are permitted to kill anyone they perceive as a threat to him.

So if you did want to get close to Putin with nefarious intentions, you wouldn't have much luck.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/putin-should-worried-family-assassinate-26560092

How silly....lol...Putin is loved by his people...So rest... Nothing can touch him except God says it's his time.

Mathscum:
Morning sex make me tired for more than half the day until I take a good sleep.

But I see people saying morning sex is a motivation to them

Or maybe my body chemistry is different

Best sex ever..."Morning sex before work" Na good luck sex be dat....don't dull.

ugosilva:
Source : John Dumelo's Instagram handle
https://www.instagram.com/p/CbisyUpA2xf/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Real super chickens...lol

tayepop:
I have realised so many of my friends and colleagues at over 30 years are still single, this doesn't use to be the case.

Marriage is overrated...Lagos girls are full of shit...I need peace and growth in my life abeg.

iCauseTrouble:
Like for Ghana
Share for Nigeria

Omo...this one na 50 50 o...I no fit talk...but if Naija fuckup...just know that it is finished on the cross, Nigeria/Nigerians no Kuku get shame...Infact , Nigerians should just PIM!..

Igbofam:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.news.com.au/world/europe/russian-reportedly-runs-over-his-commander-with-tank-in-protest/news-story/894fc691dca588b9f4317776855d2e6c%3famp

Too many lies from the Media

naptu2:
See previous thread here: Governor Soludo Moves To End Monday Sit At Home Order In Anambra

A factional leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB), Simon Ekpa has condemned Governor Soludo's directive against Monday sit-at-home order.


Simon Ekpa @simon_ekpa



https://twitter.com/simon_ekpa/status/1507376589121675267

Soludo wan impress but he has forgotten that he needs to acknowledge his own brother MAZI NNAMDI KANU!

Zee0007:
My fellow nairalanders help me out on this. My immediate elder sister said she can't marry the guy she's dating.

The guy is a successful barber. I love the guy because he seem responsible and well cultured. From the looks of things, he will make a good husband for her.

But my sister shook the whole house yesterday when the supposed barber proposed to her, She outrightly rejected the guy because of his profession.

She's in her mid 20s. Please what should we do? She's getting older but she seems not to realise.

The guy called me this morning and pleaded with me to talk to her. What will I say to her, now?

A wider view will be much appreciated.

Na small pikin dey worry your sis....I hope she no go dey kneel down dey cry for Shiloh when she enter 30years and no reasonable man yet.

auba123:
South African Dollar Millionaire Boasts He Will Defeat Reno Omokri to Win Business Insider Award

The Business Insider Africa Awards 2022 event is here!

The Business Insider Africa Awards aim to recognise outstanding business leaders across Sub-Saharan Africa who have been instrumental to the growth and advancement of the region's economic landscape.

For Business Influencer of the Year, three Nigerians made the shortlist. Dr Ola Brown who is Co-founder of Flying Doctora Nigeria, Tony Elumelu - Chairman of Heirs Holdings, and bestselling Author Reno Omokri.

Omokri is presently slugging it out with South African dollar Millionaire, Vusi Thembekwayo, who boasted on Twitter that he will defeat Reno and bring the award to South Africa. Vusi is presently throwing in massive campaign to grab the Prize.



Nigerians should push in votes for Reno Omokri and other Nigerians to bask the Prize. 


Source: https://africa.businessinsider.com/awards/business-influencer-of-the-year/ydmv0wz

They all be beefin nigerians... ...all African countries beef Nigerians...

uchaymart:
You are a good cook and observer................op prepared it wrongly hence the unattractive stew look

Yep

MadeINchenzen2:
Well, in my own opinion I think being single has a lot of benefits than being married.

Marriage is only good when there's money from both sides, good woman,good man, beautiful kids,there's peace,love and happiness between both families and there's fear of God in all.... Anything asides this is a waste of time and vexation of spirit...Never you marry poor,instead,remain single and live happily with the little you have...A man deserves respect but fools do things that attracts much disrespect then they blame the women....who no like better thing?.

Favour315:
Hi lovelies, check out this video on how to prepare a delicious vegetable stew.

Ingredients include
Fresh tomatoes
Knorr cubes
Crayfish
Salt
Pepper
Ginger
Meat
Onions
Vegetable oil
Dry fish
Ugu (pumpkin leaves)
Water (of course)
[/i] Hope I'm not forgetting anything[i]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh7Vsi7OCq4

Doesn't look attractive...I cook better...but u try sha

ugosilva:
Source : John Dumelo's Twitter handle
https://mobile.twitter.com/johndumelo/status/1507264061339275268

E sure for am be dat....to support Naija sef dey fear me,because Na failure dey ontop the country head...not my head sha,neither yours...yes u!..before Una go attack me now

Thandiubani:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=340-TPBKUYQ

Nigerian actor, John Ikechukwu Okafor aka Mr Ibu has addressed reports that he's critically ill.

The Nollywood star who spoke from the hospital bed admitted that he's on admission at a kidney center in Abuja.

He said reports that he is in critical condition and not walking are false.

He added also that his Instagram account and his bank account have been taken over by hackers who are asking for donations on his behalf.

He said the calls for donations under the guise that he is in critical condition, are not from him, but from hackers trying to take advantage of his ill health.

He said people are trying to sell him because he's sick but God won't let their plans work.

People don't mind what they consume...they just consume anything anyhow,...most people are not sensitive to their immune system and general health...they just leave life anyhow...someone like me can live 200years...but no, I Wana leave this world by 85 - 90 years....I can't be seeing myself decaying slowly at old age...wey dem go dey carry me go toilet,I can't do anything on my own,make dem dey say grand pa dey smell and all that old age symptoms,I no want abeg,I Wana die still fresh as always .

MadeINchenzen2:
Guys that will always be in control of a ladys attention, respect and loyalty are the ones that does not give half a concern about what she does, where she goes, or who she's flirting with.

You can both be dating... but try to give her as much space to explore all her fantasies. Stop asking her useless questions that gives her the impression you are insecure...

when a lady knows you are insecure, you give her the impression that indicates she deserves a better guy than u !!! And trust me, it's a matter of time before she abandons that relationship.

Perhaps she thought she was dating the hottest guy in campus, but your insecurities has explained to her that you actually do not have the guile and guts to carry yourselves as the number one trending guy in campus... your insecurity will automatically put her on a mission to find the coolest and hottest lady's guy in campus and date him after dumping you.

She loves the fact that you feel insecure, she enjoys seeing you miserable like that... sweating on your balls to keep her all for yourself... you are the newest clown in the circus

You always call her phone to ask her whereabouts, you always want to know where she went and who was the guy she was talking to, you want to see who she's chatting with on Facebook or WhatsApp.

My guy stop all that and give her space... focus on other things and give yourself more attention. The less questions u ask, the less attention you give her... the more respect you command, the more attractive u will appear to her.


Be wise

On point.

Faithful007:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uCLYAXuQPo


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10644305/Feared-Canadian-sniper-Wali-shuts-claims-killed-Ukraine.html


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhWlMt0w1yw

Mteeew...e don dey make mouth,person wey dem go waste like fowl,mumu run hide when him see Wetin pass im eyes..

Newsmic:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CbeWtMttBxk/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Good, because dey be fukkin in the bush anyhow..

SHINJA:
Biafra women..very wicked

Truly they are very wicked...but the Yorubas aren't excluded.

UDOKABESTLUV:
Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/3/mother-puts-five-year-old-daughters-hands-in-hot-water-for-stealing-fish-in-cross-river.html

Omo...Africans are extremely evil....tueh!

Truvelisback:
U see wetin ur Moderator bring come Front Page?

....Na Nonsense dem dey bring come Front page...things wey no add knowledge to man.

God1000:
In an absolute startling analysis, the north Atlantic treaty organisation (NATO) estimates that up to 40,000 russian soldiers have either been killed, wounded, missing or captured during the invasion of Ukraine. If accurate these losses will be absolutely crippling to the Russian military and will undoubtedly cause tremendous anti-war protest in Russia.

Personally I think this is going to be a pyrrhic victory for Russia and a moral victory for Ukraine in the end, there are even reports that Belarusian troops will soon join Putin's war in Ukraine which means this war has gone awry for Putin, both Alexandra lukashenko and vladmir putin together with their government officials have been targeted with western sanctions, this is an entanglement for Putin, there's isn't much glasnost in Russia compared to West, Russia is known for gloss over and whitewashing of information


Putin is desperate and ready to do the unthinkable just to save face



https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2022/03/23/up-to-40000-russian-soldiers-killed-wounded-captured-or-mia-nato-says.html

Yet Na Una still cry pass...lol

Suspect1:
don't mind the noise maker, probably she is sleeping in a bed full of bugs.

She must be moving from 1 d*ck to another in search of urgent 2k...poverty Na bastard,they can't work for their own money,but they are quick to shame broke guys,the most foolish are the broke girls calling another guy broke...lol

trutharena:
Jagaban!

And poverty hold u for blokos strong o..lol...no worry,ur Messiah go give u 1k to feed u hea since you've sold out your integrity and conscience.

SATANICALLY666:
https://nypost.com/2022/03/24/zelensky-urged-biden-not-to-sanction-oligarch-abramovich-report/

Biden is a foolish president...trump is far better.

HonNL:
SOURCE

Bleep Britain...dem no reach.

dre11:
• Russian president said to reject Nabiullina’s bid to resign

• Respected central banker faces legacy at risk as sanctions hit



https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-03-23/russia-central-banker-wanted-out-over-ukraine-but-putin-said-no

Resign for what? ...misplaced priorities,...Putin should come employ me as his PA jor...I will work over time and make sure Putin gets victory thru strategic planning/operations and intelligence....