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Christianity EtcRe: In Jesus Name, All Knees Bow; In Mary's Name, What Happens? by Johnchike(m): 1:31pm On Jul 14, 2013
Billionaires: In Jesus' Name all knees shall bow.

In Mary's Name all D.i.c.k.s shall erect.

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I meant Mary Magdalene grin
Sincerely, you are stupi.d! What type of joke is that? Why not use your mother's name? Why use Mary Magdalene's name? She may have been a prostitute in the past, but after Jesus Christ forgave her, she led a good life and was even the first person Jesus appeared to!
EducationRe: FUTMINNA 2013/2014 Aspirants, Let's Meet Here. by Johnchike(op): 2:05pm On Jun 27, 2013
You can change your course:
(1) On the day of the post-utme, just before you are screened and allowed to enter the hall. If permitted, you would be asked to buy a change of course form.....remember that same day.
(2) Immediately you gain admission, you can apply for change of course...just before registration starts.
(3) Immediately after your 100 level, that is, in 200 level you can change your department if you have high grades and if your HOD permits.
Note: Options 1 and 2 are more likely to work for those that have deficiencies in their O-level but still have acceptable grades. Nonetheless, it's still applicable to others. I wish you success!
EducationRe: FUTMINNA 2013/2014 Aspirants, Let's Meet Here. by Johnchike(op): 12:20am On Jun 25, 2013
With 215 in jamb, you can read any science course in Futminna.
Forum GamesRe: BRAIN TEST Your Ability To Think Fast by Johnchike(m):
Aeroplane
Atone
Agonize
Above
Adore
Alive
Aflame
Agape
Arcade
Arise
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Cancer Zodiac Signs Lets Meet Here by Johnchike(m): 8:11pm On Apr 27, 2013
blueheart: 30th June here
30th of June. Finally! Me too.
Christianity EtcRe: Church Of Satan Now Opened For All Willing To Join And May The Devil Give You Joy. by Johnchike(m): 5:52am On Apr 24, 2013
[b] All things in the world were created through Jesus.
All authority in the heavens above, the earth and the underneath have been handed over to Jesus
Jesus is the good shepherd.
Jesus can bless you and turn your life around. Remember he said: Come to me all of you who are burdened and heavy of heart and I will give you rest. Jesus promised the samaritan woman and all of us the water of life. He said all who drink this shall never thirst.
Jesus fed the five thousand, healed the sick, raised the dead. Jesus said we should ask for anything in his name.
Jesus is the way, the truth and the life.

The devil is a thief and a cunny being. All his empty promises will land you in hell. To catch a fish, put a worm around a hook, to catch a rabbit, drop bits of carrot and it will come to you. That's what the devil is doing. The money and riches is a bait. The net is hell fire.

Renounce the devil and accept Jesus Christ. I am a christian and blessed by Jesus. Christianity isn't hard. Why sell your soul? You would regret this one day.
The devil is just a creature and isn't greater than the Creator. All authority belongs to God! [/b]
Christianity EtcRe: Members Of Church Of Satan Meets Here by Johnchike(m): 5:48am On Apr 24, 2013
[b] All things in the world were created through Jesus.
All authority in the heavens above, the earth and the underneath have been handed over to Jesus
Jesus is the good shepherd.
Jesus can bless you and turn your life around. Remember he said: Come to me all of you who are burdened and heavy of heart and I will give you rest. Jesus promised the samaritan woman and all of us the water of life. He said all who drink this shall never thirst.
Jesus fed the five thousand, healed the sick, raised the dead. Jesus said we should ask for anything in his name.
Jesus is the way, the truth and the life.

The devil is a thief and a cunny being. All his empty promises will land you in hell. To catch a fish, put a worm around a hook, to catch a rabbit, drop bits of carrot and it will come to you. That's what the devil is doing. The money and riches is a bait. The net is hellfire.

Renounce the devil and accept Jesus Christ. I am a christian and blessed by Jesus. Christianity isn't hard. Why sell your soul? You would regret this one day.
The devil is just a creature and isn't greater than the Creator. All authority belongs to God! [/b]
Christianity EtcRe: Church Of Satan Now Opened For All Willing To Join And May The Devil Give You Joy. by Johnchike(m): 5:21am On Apr 24, 2013
Jesus is Lord
What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world and loses his soul? Ignore the empty promises of the devil and his agents.
Jesus has authority over all demons and devils.
Jesus is Lord, King of kings. The blood of Jesus is more precious than the lure and snares(money) from the devil.

FamilyRe: Woman Looses Triplets Over N4,000 Medication Fee by Johnchike(m): 6:13pm On Apr 23, 2013
I am going to devote my new life from today to charity. No more reckless spending on frivolous things. It's sad noting that three babies died because of 4,000 naira. That Doctor is wicked! What happened to all the oath he took during induction? What is 4,000 naira that the Doctor or even the nurses can't treat the babies pending when the parents raise the money or can't they even dash them free? Divide 4,000 into three, that is about 1,330 per child. Roughly less than the cost of a recharge card. I wish we could reverse time. I feel so sorry for the family and parents of those babies. What a sad loss!
May God grant them the fortitude to bear this loss. May God grant them fortune and prosperity. May God bless them with twin babies next year. May the good Lord wipe their tears.
Christianity EtcRe: Was The Sacrifice Of Jesus On The Cross That Big A Deal? by Johnchike(m): 5:41pm On Apr 23, 2013
[quote author=Demain_man]The wages of sin is death. And Jesus died. And some posters here said he did not commit sin? How? And he died? I am really confused huh[/quote]Jesus died for the sake of mankind. He took our place on the cross. Jesus died because of our sins.

Example: A principal says any student who litters the floor must be flogged. One day, some students littered the floor with so much dirt, the principal then decides to punish them. Remember, it's the law: The punishment for littering the floor is flogging!
Then suddenly, the principal's Son decides to save these students out of love he has for them. He tries to plead with his father. The father says: I can't go back on my words. I've been forgiving them before but they are just stubborn. They've decided not to stop. They even mock me. I regret admitting them as students. I have decreed, the punishment must be meted out. Then the son says “Okay Father, flog me instead. Let me serve the punishment on their behalf, let me pay the price for them”.
The Father thinks, how can I flog my own son? The Son says; Father if you don't flog me the staff and students would say you are partial. I'm willing to accept the punishment.
This is exactly what Jesus did for us on the Cross. Jesus died for us, he took the punishment meant for us. He saved us thus giving us salvation.
The only way to partake under the umbrella of His love and salvation is to repent, believe in Him as your Saviour and avoid sin(don't litter the ground again).
Jesus, I love you. Thank you Jesus Christ.

PoliticsRe: CAN To Intervene In Jonathan-amaechi Face-off by Johnchike(m): 10:37am On Apr 19, 2013
I don't know if I'm right cos I'm not good in political talks. But I think Rotimi Amaechi is the chairman of Governor's forum. If GEJ would contest in 2015, he needs this man's support in one way or the other. But I think the source of this beef might be because of the alleged Lamido/Amaechi posters.
CAN has realized that for the south to still retain power in 2015, GEJ and Amaechi shouldn't be divided hence the reason for stepping in to mediate.
EducationRe: FUTMINNA 2013/2014 Aspirants, Let's Meet Here. by Johnchike(op): 12:25am On Apr 19, 2013
Odunnu: Fine. I endorse this thread. Jon. watch it like a hawk and report any scam/spam post
Thanks.
EducationRe: Futminna 2012/2013 Aspirants, Lets Meet Here. by Johnchike(m): 1:09pm On Apr 18, 2013
Davidgerald: ...hey brov...wil nid most of dese handoutz....gerald358...dts ma 2go user name...tnx
You're welcome. Cchuks11 on 2go
EducationRe: Futminna 2012/2013 Aspirants, Lets Meet Here. by Johnchike(m): 7:59am On Apr 18, 2013
david6: ....bro need some of dose courses...add me up on 2go @djarome
I've got the handouts and materials for most of the courses
Mat 121, Sta 127, Phy 123, Phy 126, Chm 121, Chm 191(steps and answers to practicals), Gst 103, Gst 121, Cpt 121.
I don't have EHG 121.
EducationRe: FUTMINNA 2013/2014 Aspirants, Let's Meet Here. by Johnchike(op): 7:45am On Apr 18, 2013
david6: Nice one John......its all good....we got ya back
Thanks David.
EducationRe: FUTMINNA 2013/2014 Aspirants, Let's Meet Here. by Johnchike(op): 7:42am On Apr 18, 2013
Odunnu: Is there another thread for this school in this current session?
There 'was' a thread for last year 2012.

This new thread would address academic events of this year and session 2013/2014.
LiteratureRe: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Johnchike(m):
Repent!
EducationRe: FUTMINNA 2013/2014 Aspirants, Let's Meet Here. by Johnchike(op):
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LiteratureRe: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Johnchike(m): 11:35am On Apr 14, 2013
"Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness," (Galatians 5:19).
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LiteratureRe: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Johnchike(m): 9:22am On Apr 14, 2013
mencade5: Will u get out of here and go out there, i mean out there and preach, win souls for Christ. Mumu, dont think u are evangelising here o. Hypocritic preacher!
The pharisees and Chief Priest spat on Jesus! So who am I to complain about insults. Insulting me doesn't affect me. Jesus said that some seeds would fall on rocky ground, some would be eaten by birds, some would dry up because of too hot sun, nevertheless some would still grow and bear fruit. Ask yourself this, in which of these examples can you be found?
It's like slapping your Dad and saying okay I would beg him for forgiveness today and later I would return back to do the same thing, to slap him again. We crucify Jesus again and again each time we INTENTIONALLY commit sins. Yes, don't say you were tempted to masturbate because the power lies in your hands now, you can stop reading this 'unclean literature' or you can continue. It's your choice, but don't blame it on the author of the thread because you had a choice to stop or continue.
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LiteratureRe: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Johnchike(m): 7:45am On Apr 14, 2013
The path to Heaven is narrow and only a few find it, but the PATH to HELL or Sin is WIDE and so many people are cruising through it.
Reading this obscene literature has the tendency to cause arousal which leads to masturbation and for some, fornication.
I feel sad when people make comments like 'let me go to church and ask for forgiveness then after service I would come back and continue reading the updates'. I tell you solemnly, you are mocking God. God is merciful and compassionate but GOD IS also JUST.
Please I know it's hard to stop reading but it's not too late to make a U-turn. When the urge to read this 'unclean literature' comes, try to distract yourself by thinking of Jesus Christ on the cross or doing something else.
May God in His infinite mercy forgive those who sincerely repent.
Happy Sunday!
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EducationRe: FUTMINNA 2013/2014 Aspirants, Let's Meet Here. by Johnchike(op):
david6: Guy u dey vex o....someone opened anoda futminna forum...and u opened urs.....well all d best wif it
Hi David, there are reasons why I felt I had to open a new thread
1. The previous thread is for 2012/2013 session and it has about 160 pages which wouldn't be easy for an aspirant to follow from the beginning.
2. Following the recent happenings in Nigeria, Jamb candidates might experience a few changes ranging from change of exam types, the methods e.t.c We would all agree that this year's Jamb would be very different from the previous.
3. There is a new Vice-Chancellor and there is every tendency that changes would be made in this year's post utme, the cut-off marks, mode of admission e.t.c
4. I'm only trying to help aspirants, to keep them informed about recent academic issues. This thread would discuss 2013/2014 issues.
To all who made the 2012/2013 thread a success in one way or the other, please feel free to support me and the new aspirants in this thread.
EducationRe: FUTMINNA 2013/2014 Aspirants, Let's Meet Here. by Johnchike(op):
Post the courses you chose in Jamb, who knows you might just meet someone in the same department or get advice on scores to get, cut-off marks, requirements e.t.c
EducationRe: FUTMINNA 2013/2014 Aspirants, Let's Meet Here. by Johnchike(op): 6:21am On Apr 13, 2013
This is the school's official website: www.Futminna.edu.ng
EducationFUTMINNA 2013/2014 Aspirants, Let's Meet Here. by Johnchike(op):
Hi, The Root of Education is bitter but the Fruit is Sweet.
To all 2013/2014 aspirants seeking admission into Federal University of Technology, Minna, I welcome you all to this thread. Let's discuss and share our views, advices, worries e.t.c By the grace of God and through our hardwork and determination, you would all gain admission this year.
To introduce myself, I'm John Chike C., a 200 Level student of Futminna.
Let's begin!
Christianity EtcRe: Strange : Watch All 11 Minutes Of This Video Clip And Provide Feedback by Johnchike(m): 1:40pm On Apr 10, 2013
frosbel: Please tell me where the nearest and most powerful transformer is from my location, I will love to hug it. grin grin grin
I don't think transformers are in hell, but if there are, kindly hug the nearest one since u're close to hell. The Church is now the anti-Christ? Haba.

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