shiit! Fvck this auto machine software, always correcting d words i use.

I c ppl screaming "update". But still want to doctor d update(@put a disclaimer) am like WTF? Its his past(if u can change ur past, then maybe he can change his story). Abi 4 ur area all sec sch girls re older than 18? Yes he bleeped Sandra, get disappointed & dont read this thread again.......smh. Its mainly because of ppl with dis mentality, nollywood is still producing below average movies.

All this bickering is starting to bore me. Mazi pls jes conclude this tale already while the ovation is still at its peak.

mazi u too hot o o,mazi oku.hope u stil remember Nduking'flavour's jnr brother'?dat one de sha,mazi piawa oku!

dsaintJ4Real:
It should be '(Dislike)' button ...

Thanks dsaintj4Real. It should be 'Dislike' button.

Keke drop me here

private Jet, I want to drop here. *flying with parachute*

Loving mazi's work. 3rd one and still reading.

This reminds me of how 2 pastors went to preach to prostitutes @ a brothel and ended up sleeping with the prostitutes and couldn't pay up after sleeping with them prostitutes,...all those forming preaching on this thread what made u click on it?is it that you didn't see the title of this thread or are you trying to show us your knowledge of the bible?I carry God beg una,stop derailing this thread. Try the religion abi na spirituality section of this forum. abeg

Johnchike:
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we re all sinners, including YOU @johnchike, we ve all fall short of the glory of God, nobody is a saint, we accepts that we re sinners'UIS' and we always seek for forgiveness, cos we serve a merciful God.. So stop judging, or u mean to tel us that uv never sinned b4? Smh atleast we keep d sabbath day holy, no updates. I wonder how or why ua here on a sunday! Nobody is supposed 2b here 2day

mikelreal: we re all sinners, including YOU @johnchike, we ve all fall short of the glory of God, nobody is a saint, we accepts that we re sinners'UIS' and we always seek for forgiveness, cos we serve a merciful God.. So stop judging, or u mean to tel us that uv never sinned b4? Smh atleast we keep d sabbath day holy, no updates. I wonder how or why ua here on a sunday! Nobody is supposed 2b here 2day

What of you? Are you the security here?

mencade5:
What of you? Are you the security here?

lol im d gateman.

ITbomb:
I notice in nl when someone mention about sleeping with 16 yr olds , everybody will be shouting p'edophile , cradle robber.
Are 16 yr olds babies? An average Nigerian teenager starts having sexx at 14 yrs and at 16 she has started leaving behind his age mate male counterpart and sought for older guys.
A 21 yr guy opened a thread recently about a 16 yr old he is lusting after, n people where on his neck as if he has committed a great sin of sleeping with a girl 4 yrs younger than him.
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The fact based on studies shows that it is very rare for a 18-21 yr guy to get a gf of his age bracket so they go for younger girls.
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60% of guys here on nl who did NYSC in schools had slept with their students . [this is no time for confessions, I had already seen the priest]
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Kanu Nwankwo married a 18 yr old and they have been dating n probably fucking before then. Our mothers were prepared n given in marriage whenever they had their first menses probably 16 , a 23 yr single was considered a disgrace to the family.
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So I ask again , are 16 yr old girls babies?
[Someone should open a thread on this , I will help push it to Frontpage]

This is really ITbomb bombing,wallahi!

Johnchike: The path to Heaven is narrow and only a few find it, but the PATH to HELL or Sin is WIDE and so many people are cruising through it.
Reading this obscene literature has the tendency to cause arousal which leads to masturbation and for some, fornication.
I feel sad when people make comments like 'let me go to church and ask for forgiveness then after service I would come back and continue reading the updates'. I tell you solemnly, you are mocking God. God is merciful and compassionate but GOD IS also JUST.
Please I know it's hard to stop reading but it's not too late to make a U-turn. When the urge to read this 'unclean literature' comes, try to distract yourself by thinking of Jesus Christ on the cross or doing something else.
May God in His infinite mercy forgive those who sincerely repent.
Happy Sunday!

Wallahi,poster,you are seriously on point. But I wonder if they will listen?

Br3nd4: Seconded!!

weytin u d second.... Oga mazi ahmazing writeup i now see y br3nd4 no d slip 4 nyt.....[color=#006600][/color]

mencade5:
Will u get out of here and go out there, i mean out there and preach, win souls for Christ. Mumu, dont think u are evangelising here o. Hypocritic preacher!

Be polite to someone,even though you don't like him. He may seems to have missed road,but you can't deny that what he said is true! Except he maybe an hypocrite.

brokoto: I'm not one to judge or spite people but the fact is that legally, its a crime to actually sleep with a minor especially if you are an adult, Even if its consentual sex. Whether the minor in question is already spoilt or not is not the issue. That everybody is doing it doesn't make it excusable.
Note that i'm not preaching to anybody, just speaking from the legal perspective.

Yea! The barrister is here! I hereby move a motion that barrister Brokoto be made the honourable legal adviser of this association!

mencade5:
Where is that my private jet? Abeg, take me to a place of solace and tranquility where i can read d next update. This preacher wants to have mazi's updates all to himself. Greedy man!

Calm down nau,oga mencade! You don yab d pastor finish!

frank3.16:


i just want to know something sha... did u actually read b4 commenting? if yes... how e been do you? Mazi see what u are doing to a man of God.

no mind him jawe...he read d whole thread finish kon form preacher.........he even followd d thread...disregard him.,he's waiting 4 oga mazi to update too

Danhumprey: Yea! The barrister is here! I hereby move a motion that barrister Brokoto be made the honourable legal adviser of this association!

lol, I'm not a barrister o!

Danhumprey: Calm down nau,oga mencade! You don yab d pastor finish!

My guy make u no vex abeg. That pastor has been tackling me since. Am only advicing him to go a place where he will genuinely win souls 4 d kingdom of God.
Pastor wey carry bible enter ashawo room will not come out the same way he entered.

Honestly, how many of us went to Church?

Private Jet start your engine, take me to where i will watch Chelsea vs Mancity.

idee.esperanza:
Honestly, how many of us went to Church?

''Daddy I did not attend o. Daddy I saw u ready playboy magazine in your room after u return from church. Does it mean u are still a saint?''

BANGA SOUP: I nid a 12yrs old girl for a serious relationship pls

Rotfl


Btw,seems dudes aint getting the joke,i feel am jawe

tonbari: weytin u d second.... Oga mazi ahmazing writeup i now see y br3nd4 no d slip 4 nyt.....[color=#006600][/color]

lmaooo.. Guys meet my twin..

Br3nd4: lmaooo.. Guys meet my twin..

Guy u re welcume, hope u knw itbomb is ya twin's sista e-son

@johnchike:

What you're doing here is called 'Trolling' and if you don't stop, I will get you banned.

I'm yet to see you at the religion section where the bible and other religions are being discussed, you come to the literature section to spam my thread with your hypocrisy!

You're still seeking admission at Fut-minna, so its safe to assume that frustration is getting the better part of you as all you've become a regular JAMB customer.

I will advice that you channel your energy into getting proper education, when you do, you will learn that there is time for everything under the sun.