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mamaken:
i'm at your disposal if u wish to train with me.

i can bark like a dog or meow like a cat.
oh and i know how to pee in the toilett. . .

i'll send u my applications with some pix

:::Gives Mamaken a big kiss:::

That's why you are my number 1.

The thing is I don't think you need much training.

Anyway let me have the application and especially the pics.

oyb:
seems like you must have been a student of our olodo phd

explains why you can't challenge what was posited by your betters but cann only bleat impotent insults like a freshly gelded ox

Did you get these words from what you read in your school books recently?

Good idea, considering the females on this forum, I would have to do some training first.

Nice to see a gathering of Atiku supporters. Just a pity that you all are still as brainless as ever.

Amazing how people don't like facts.

He has not been removed, the court issued a TEMPORARY RESTRAINING ORDER, This will be lifted soonest.

@OLAADEGBU

Nice joke.

^ You think so?



@9to5365

Food is one reward. Do you have anything better?

Atiku is gay. Most northerners have homosexual propensities. The gay guys are just supporting one of their own.

9ijaMan:
Apparently your concern is about GEJ's team members and not about the fact that the office of the president of the federation is being used to perpetrate suchacts of bribery and corruption. What a shame!

I suppose the criminal coup plotter Buhari would not have done the same?

Is it true that the average northerner keeps a sheep or goat at home for sex? I was speaking to guy and he said that this is common.

9ijaMan:
Disciplined, selfless, focused and likable leader who can lead us out of the rot we find ourselves.

Man, you still around? I thought you had been run over by a runaway cow or got mad cow disease or something.

@Beaf

I agree with most of what you say, but I cannot accept your inclusion of Ribadu.

Given the relatively Junior position he occupied, he has shown his true dictatorial nature. What would happen if he was made President?

He lacks any experience which would qualify him as a presidential candidate. Can you imagine the Director of the FBI standing for the office of President of the USA without any other political position? What would people think if the head of the Fraud Squad in New Scotland Yard decided to contest for The PM position in the UK.

Ribadu is a newspaper creation and at best a distraction.

seyibrown:
The bolded then NEGATES your original assertion that NO NIGERIAN CAN GO TO HEAVEN!  We are getting somewhere! Oya, Which one you be? De Naijaman wey dey go heaven abi de one wey no dey go because him be fake?     Are you one of the '20' or one of the 149,999,999?

Actually if I must be honest I just did not want to sound to dogmatic. I do firmly believe that we are not suited to the "Christ like" thing.

infinitii:
@Johndoe200
I was actually sympathetic to your plight until you posted the stuff above.

You are just another charlatan seeking attention.

Marine spirit, Grin Grin, spiritual husband, Grin Grin, God, you are so lame.

Im not surprised to hear that u are a charlatan seeking for attention, but if im truly seeking for attention, then let the PROBLEMS PERSISTS, but if truly, i spoke out so that i may be helped by NL ( who knows, ), then u and your generation will be afflicted with much more than all these am experiencing, u will never know peace unless the likes of u stop ruining yr mouth in this manner,

Me and my generations? We will never know peace?

With an attitude like that, have you not shown in the clearest terms that you ARE A CHARLATAN?

You claim to be seeking help from the "born again" saints here, at the slightest questioning, you curse like a village witch.

Anyway you say you are possessed by demons abi?

Maybe you should be stoned to death - or was that for witches?

nuella2:
Why do you think she is seeking attention? Dont you believe in the operation of such spirits? You are to help not to make her feel bad and regret for seeking for help.

My dear sister if your born again you are superior to satan, change your mind-set, let the conciousness that you are more powerful than satan flood your heart. Meditate on scriptures that talk about your authority in christ and the devil will flee from you. If you dont know who you are in christ, even if a pastor prays for you, the spirit will come back to see if his house is still available. Therefore know the truth and it will make you free and keep you free. Take charge sister and rule your world.

No I don't believe in rubbish like that, just as I don't believe in Santa Clause. All that is what the born again churches use to enslave your wallets.

busygirl:
olodo ni e oo @OP

Thank you, do you want to be trained?

Gbawe:
My friend , what are you too doing on the internet ? Why not remain on the "ground" and leave the internet to "impotent dreamers" ? You cheapen your own rant with hypocrisy and oxymoronic pontifications by commenting here and by being a member of an internet forum . Simply close your account , refrain from using the net and prove to us that it is self-proclaimed "on the ground" movers and shakers like you who 'run things' .

Keep quiet my friend , you and your thief friends have no hope. It is self evident that you have no support on the ground. When we win we will be magnanimous and appoint Atiku and Buhari to political posts:

Atiku for Ambassador to the US.

Buhari - Nigerian Rep to the UN Council on Human Rights.

nikkyali:
U r a disgrace!

[quote author=Tink_sh link=topic=582776.msg7507929#msg7507929 date=1294748655]"Master" Hehe you wish!!! I will be the one doing the training! All this tough talk from you sounds like a little boy that needs a strong hand. [/quote]

Omolola1:
"Master" *No Comments*

This is what I am talking about, none of these pets used the correct form of address. When a pet  is addressing a man, the correct form of address is as follows:

"master" followed by what ever else it (pets are not identified by gender) wants to say.  I have corrected the above posts for other pets to learn from.

The first post is obviously by a new trainee pet, so we will excuse it

A criminal coup plotter dinosaur.

The National assembly members tried to wrest power from the Governors, they failed. Now it is the turn of the governors to take their pound of flesh. This was expected. Anyone who listened to the way they denigrated the Governors would have expected this.

[quote author=jay_getta link=topic=583620.msg7508280#msg7508280 date=1294751691]. . . PDP loses badly in the general elections if "Dirty Harry" Jonathan wins the Primaries . . . Development for Nigeria at last.[/quote]

Gbawe:
I too badly want GEJ to win the PDP ticket. It wont be easy at all for him , and I still suspect Atiku will clinch it, but a GEJ win is best for Nigeria because the PDP , aside from being badly fragmented and discombobulated , is likely to lose the Presidency (for various reasons) easily under GEJ instead of Atiku .

All this one na for dream or on the internet?


GEJ will win both the primaries and the election. Why you think you can be on the internet and speak for we who are on the ground I do not know.

Dreamers and fantasize rs one and all.

[quote author=Tink_sh link=topic=582776.msg7505795#msg7505795 date=1294722555]Awesome, can we girls have that too. A guy who doesnt speak and just does what he is told, yay!!!! [/quote]Sorry, pets can't have pets. I will however gladly train you, even at no cost to your owners.

Akinagirl:
It would be better if he killed himself, one less i.diot  on the loose.

Why do you feel the need to hurl insults? Just goes to show why you need to be trained.



[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=582776.msg7505700#msg7505700 date=1294719359][color=#0055bb]@Johndoe200, slap yourself, strip unclothed and jump into a waterfall. [/color][/quote][quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=582776.msg7505785#msg7505785 date=1294722293][color=#0055bb]^^So true.[/color][/quote]You disappoint me, I thought you had gone beyond harsh words. A refresher coarse maybe?

9to5365:
@johndoe200

Dude you are hard core. If you need any tips on training the women, let me know. I have some ideas on this.

Hard core is good, isn't it? Let's hear your training tips. We can share tips and tricks to make better pets.

seyibrown:
Yes, 'MOST' are 'fake' in that they do not live up to Christ! Many people profess Christ only to cover up the evils they do and their lives do not reflect what they profess but still, [b]THERE ARE TRUE CHILDREN OF GOD IN NIGERIA [/b]and even in worse places of the world!

You think so? Maybe 10 or 20 in the whole country if that.

[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=575313.msg7503775#msg7503775 date=1294688989][color=#0055bb] JohnDoe200, check this out >>>>[/color]https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=10285.msg7499170#msg7499170[/quote]Have checked out the thread. As usual you have gotten it wrong.

[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=10285.msg7499170#msg7499170 date=1294644225][color=#0055bb] @ topic i am CALLING THEM OUT. . .this doesnt mean these guys are not wanted or that i dont like them, this is just how they are perceived.    
it's all fun guys!!!! Ladies i need your help, give me some pointers if u can think of more. . . [/color]

1. The Needy Man:[color=#0055bb]  ( )[/color]
He’s overly emotional and shares all his feelings right away.

2. The Predictable Man: [color=#0055bb] (hmmm. . .Johndoe200, Sagamite, 190,Orton,  Mr.Brownjay lol )[/color]
He follows rules and never wants to do anything differently.

3. The Arrogant Man: [color=#0055bb] (BK.Babe, Mr.Cork, 190, Mr.BrownJay, Sagamite)[/color]
Has a huge ego, is
condescending & rude.

4. The Boorish Man: [color=#0055bb] (Amefi, Kay-money, D-sense, Mr.BrownJay)[/color]
Doesn't try to hide the fact that
he's checking out other women.

5. The Cheap Man: [color=#0055bb] (Mr.Cork) [/color]
Invites a woman to dinner and
then suggests they go Dutch.

6. The Arguer: [color=#0055bb] (D-sense, 190, Mr.Brownjay, Sagamite, Mobo44, roymary, johndoe200, fstranger)[/color]
Makes a woman feel like she's in debate class rather than on a date.

7. The Self-Righteous Man: [color=#0055bb] (Mr.BrownJay, Johndoe, 190)[/color]
Very judgmental of others.

8. The Misogynist: [color=#0055bb] (Mobo44 esp. but [size=14pt]all of the above[/size]  )[/color]
Makes no secret of his bitterness toward women.[/quote]Hmmmm, Predictable, Arguer, Self-Righteous, Misogynist?


I see that you don't have a clue about me.

@poster

Stealing can only be justified if it is a matter of survival. That is if the only way a person can eat (for example), then if he/she steals, the act can be understood.

2kurupt:
OP wat have you been smoking?


But on a serious note, the whole world would be a better place if all the females will drop the 'women emancipation' stance and be more submissive to the male folk (in a relationship sense that is). But before anybody attacks me, lemme state clearly that am all for female education & equal opportunity

Why only in a relationship sense? What is wrong with them being submissive period? Would the world not be a better place if all men owned at least one woman?

adamsrib:
I'm not Nigerian,  I'm American.

Well, sorry. I have always found Americans amusing, they leave America and expect the people of other counties to be clones/copies of Americans.

America and the western countries in general lost control of their women a long time ago. This has resulted in their degeneration into feral behavior.

Women need to be kept in their place and made to concentrate on the things that they are good for. I need not explain what these are in detail do I?