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Jokes Etc / Re: Share Your April Fool Experience by Johnelo: 8:07pm On Apr 02, 2022 |
[quote author=Johnelo post=111594770][/quote] You're a frustrated entity and thunder ⛈️ will fire you anywhere you're. Did I ask you to come to my dm, must you comment useless human being. As a matter of fact you're not supposed to be here. Wonder how you're accepted in the first place |
Jokes Etc / Re: Share Your April Fool Experience by Johnelo: 8:04pm On Apr 02, 2022 |
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Jokes Etc / Re: Share Your April Fool Experience by Johnelo: 11:27am On Apr 01, 2022 |
She has not been herself since morning. I wonder how she's feeling now
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Jokes Etc / Re: Share Your April Fool Experience by Johnelo: 11:25am On Apr 01, 2022 |
I did this to My girl friend
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Jokes Etc / Re: Share Your April Fool Experience by Johnelo: 11:19am On Apr 01, 2022 |
I told my girlfriend this, till now she has not been herself. I just feel sorry for her for going this far Gift, Like I have always told you, You're one of the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. the most Prettiest I have ever date. You're the most youngest and most mannered, yielding i have ever court. I loved you because you're beautiful, Because you're created like my dreams, because you're a wife material, Your type is rare, a woman who does not want anything from a man apart from his love, his, time and attention. I idolize you so much, you're the best thing that can ever happen to a man. All the course of our dating I have experienced happiness, joy, more than I ever. You're the only thing that means everything to me. because when you're in my heart you made me prouder than anything I ever achieve. YOU made everything that used to seem so big to seem so small since you arrive. but all the love, friendship and companionship we shared together has come to an end. I know it came as a shock to you. most especially because I have always plan with you how we are going to carry out our marriage. I'm so sorry If I break your heart I'm not leaving you because I saw someone More mannered or beautiful than you, no. I have decided to end this relationship for a reason best known to me please accept my apology. if actually we are meant to be is Left for God to decide but as it is now my mental health is important to me. thanks Baby for your understanding do have a nice day please do not think much about it.
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Politics / Re: Women, Children Killed As Bandits Abduct 20 Zamfara Residents by Johnelo: 8:17am On Feb 06, 2022 |
Entprys:I I pray it doesn't happen to your family or relative |
Romance / Re: I'm Attracted To Dead Women!!! by Johnelo: 9:44am On Dec 31, 2021 |
I admire your honesty.. One thing In life is everybody has one or two problems sexually or otherwise. But we all cover it up just because we don't want to be laughed at. But there's a saying that a problem shared is a problem Solved. So be rest assured that inasmuch as you've shared your problem it will be solved One thing I will tell you is this be persistent in your prayer to God about your problem 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Governor Okowa Praises His Wife On Their 35th Wedding Anniversary by Johnelo: 8:09am On Dec 28, 2021 |
HacheNoire: Really?? |
Romance / Re: Was King Solomon able to satisfy all his wives and concubines? by Johnelo: 10:33am On Dec 19, 2021 |
Homeboiy:This is blasphemy do you know?? 1 Like |
Family / Re: How Do Spouses Whose Partners Live Abroad Cope Sexually? by Johnelo: 1:57pm On Dec 01, 2021 |
grandstar: Really, where do you base |
Crime / Re: Lady Lured With Fake Italian Job Ends Up In Ritualists’ Den In Ondo, Impregnated by Johnelo: 10:39pm On Nov 30, 2021 |
aikyg: What are you talking about, doing paternity test to all men in that state?? |
Crime / Re: Lady Lured With Fake Italian Job Ends Up In Ritualists’ Den In Ondo, Impregnated by Johnelo: 10:36pm On Nov 30, 2021 |
Maxymilliano: Do you have problem with that, she needs help you're talking about showing her face. Is it a secretive information 1 Like |
Politics / Re: EndSARS: Lagos To Release White Paper On Panel Report Today – Sanwo-Olu by Johnelo: 9:24pm On Nov 30, 2021 |
Godons1: What has those things you mentioned has to do with the report and white paper Fear God oo We're not more than sand and 6 ft |
Sports / Re: Three Reasons Why Messi Shouldn't Have Won The Ballon Dor Award (Opinion) by Johnelo: 8:52pm On Nov 30, 2021 |
nesgeeek: Very very obvious |
Sports / Re: Three Reasons Why Messi Shouldn't Have Won The Ballon Dor Award (Opinion) by Johnelo: 8:50pm On Nov 30, 2021 |
dotmhan: If it is senseless to you it is sensible to us It is not surprising that injustice is everywhere both in the whites and black's But may God not let us see injustice because it is evident you're supporting injustice out of sentiments If you don't know what to say you just stay mute. I wonder how you will feel if injustice is melted on you |
Sports / Re: Three Reasons Why Messi Shouldn't Have Won The Ballon Dor Award (Opinion) by Johnelo: 8:42pm On Nov 30, 2021 |
Numerouno94: What did Messi archive on 2021 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Toni Kroos On Lionel Messi's Ballon D'or Win by Johnelo: 4:06pm On Nov 30, 2021 |
Numerouno94: I hear you What is the criteria for winning the ballon d'or if actually you are a just person It is not surprising that Messi won the award After All who host it is it not french football? Where does Messi play is it not french league?? It is so crystal clear that Messi was favored just for him to have more of the award than Ronaldo thereby robbing lewandoski and using best striker of the year to compensate him considering the comment made about Ronaldo from a whole pascal ferre the person responsible for awarding such a prestigious price, he lied about Ronaldo. 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Emotional Farewell As Ole Gunnar Reveals Next Move Following Man Utd Sack (Pix) by Johnelo: 9:55pm On Nov 22, 2021 |
You remain a Manchester united family |
Sports / Re: De Gea Criticizes Man Utd Players After 4 - 1 Defeat To Watford by Johnelo: 7:42am On Nov 21, 2021 |
123readygo: Do you have enough evidence to substantiate your claim |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Watford Vs Manchester United (4 - 1) On 20th November 2021 by Johnelo: 6:05pm On Nov 20, 2021 |
frankson1: Who said Man u board is not looking for ole replacement, do you read Man u news at all 3 Likes |
Sports / Re: NFF Wants Coach From Eastern Europe To Replace Rohr’- Former Eagles media Aid by Johnelo: 9:05pm On Nov 19, 2021 |
Why eastern Europe and not western Europe Countries in Eastern Europe Ukraine Bulgaria Poland Romania Slovakia Hungary Belarus Moldova Czech republic Countries in Western Europe Germany Belgium France Holland Spain Portugal United kingdom Sometimes I wonder if Nigeria foolishness is affected in all sector How could you leave western Europe and go to eastern Europe to look for a coach Granted Genot Rohr is from Germany, Nonetheless if at all you want to sack him go to Spain and look for a coach 1 Like
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Crime / Re: My Girlfriend Refused To Have Sex With Me by Johnelo: 12:08am On Nov 09, 2021 |
Johnelo: |
Crime / Re: My Girlfriend Refused To Have Sex With Me by Johnelo: 12:06am On Nov 09, 2021 |
You are sick upstairs while your girlfriend is sick downstairs. Because if both of you are not animal, she won't live with you let alone offer you sex 4 time's a week as if it is your right. She won't stoop so low and let you have your way to her body when she's not even your fiance. Only God knows the intention you have for her. If you are not low in IQ why would you beat up a woman who is not your wife just because she said she's tired you are a disgrace to the community, what if she's now your wife obviously you will kill her. Your type of man doesn't deserve a good woman. Unless you change your ways you will surely regret your actions. Don't forget that what goes around comes around. And besides the bible says that a man and a woman shouldn't meet together unless husband and wife. You have even committed fornication countless times. Better you ask God do forgiveness. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Ikoyi High-rise Collapse: Osinbajo Saddened, Condoles With Affected Families by Johnelo: 1:03pm On Nov 05, 2021 |
setobaba: I agree with you bro Let them tell us who owns the property after all they have the record of those who owns properties, lands, and so through Lagos state ministry of of physical planning & urban development |
Celebrities / Re: Obi Cubana Regains Freedom After Three Nights In EFCC Custody by Johnelo: 10:05pm On Nov 04, 2021 |
When they know whom to arrest but they leave them and arrest innocent citizens God will judge all of you 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Unai Emery Officially Rejects Newcastle's Offer by Johnelo: 4:37pm On Nov 03, 2021 |
Newcastle want to rubbish emery just the way Tottenham did Nuno Espirito That man was on his own jejely doing well in wolves until Tottenham Carry their problem go meet am. After how many years in wolves he wish them well, left to Tottenham and now what is the result. Just barely four months in charge he has been sacked. I don't Know if I should call it greediness. Emery stay in Villareal and I wish you well |
Sports / Re: Unai Emery Officially Rejects Newcastle's Offer by Johnelo: 4:30pm On Nov 03, 2021 |
I like this man. Like is an understatement I love him |
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