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Jokes Etc / Re: Share Your April Fool Experience by Johnelo: 8:07pm On Apr 02, 2022
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You're a frustrated entity and thunder ⛈️ will fire you anywhere you're. Did I ask you to come to my dm, must you comment useless human being. As a matter of fact you're not supposed to be here. Wonder how you're accepted in the first place
Jokes Etc / Re: Share Your April Fool Experience by Johnelo: 8:04pm On Apr 02, 2022
Oluwasaudy:
You are stupid with your comment ...numskull... It shows you are either frustrated...or at the point of suicide

Now we blame our leaders for the failing economy ... But we don't checkmate out thought ..mindset and choice of words..

Am sure you are a product of a broken home... Dick head... Why are you detailing the thread??

OGUN kill you there ..you miserable ugly creature .... Omo abi n pabe

You're a frustrated entity and thunder ⛈️ will fire you anywhere you're. Did I ask you to come to my dm, must you comment useless human being.
Infact you're not supposed to be here, wonder how you're accepted in the first place.



Jokes Etc / Re: Share Your April Fool Experience by Johnelo: 11:27am On Apr 01, 2022
She has not been herself since morning. I wonder how she's feeling now

Jokes Etc / Re: Share Your April Fool Experience by Johnelo: 11:25am On Apr 01, 2022
I did this to My girl friend

Jokes Etc / Re: Share Your April Fool Experience by Johnelo: 11:19am On Apr 01, 2022
I told my girlfriend this, till now she has not been herself. I just feel sorry for her for going this far
Gift,
Like I have always told you, You're one of the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. the most Prettiest I have ever date. You're the most youngest and most mannered, yielding i have ever court.
I loved you because you're beautiful,
Because you're created like my dreams, because you're a wife material,
Your type is rare, a woman who does not want anything from a man apart from his love, his, time and attention.
I idolize you so much, you're the best thing that can ever happen to a man.
All the course of our dating I have experienced happiness, joy, more than I ever. You're the only thing that means everything to me. because when you're in my heart you made me prouder than anything I ever achieve. YOU made everything that used to seem so big to seem so small since you arrive.
but all the love, friendship and companionship we shared together has come to an end. I know it came as a shock to you. most especially because I have always plan with you how we are going to carry out our marriage.
I'm so sorry If I break your heart
I'm not leaving you because I saw someone More mannered or beautiful than you, no.
I have decided to end this relationship for a reason best known to me
please accept my apology. if actually we are meant to be is Left for God to decide
but as it is now my mental health is important to me.
thanks Baby for your understanding
do have a nice day
please do not think much about it.

Politics / Re: Women, Children Killed As Bandits Abduct 20 Zamfara Residents by Johnelo: 8:17am On Feb 06, 2022
Entprys:
What do you guys stand to gain by cooking all these lies.

All these didn't happen
I I pray it doesn't happen to your family or relative
Romance / Re: I'm Attracted To Dead Women!!! by Johnelo: 9:44am On Dec 31, 2021
I admire your honesty..
One thing In life is everybody has one or two problems sexually or otherwise.
But we all cover it up just because we don't want to be laughed at.
But there's a saying that a problem shared is a problem Solved. So be rest assured that inasmuch as you've shared your problem it will be solved

One thing I will tell you is this be persistent in your prayer to God about your problem

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Politics / Re: Governor Okowa Praises His Wife On Their 35th Wedding Anniversary by Johnelo: 8:09am On Dec 28, 2021
HacheNoire:
Most useless governor in Nigeria

Really??
Romance / Re: Was King Solomon able to satisfy all his wives and concubines? by Johnelo: 10:33am On Dec 19, 2021
Homeboiy:
The story is a very big lie

It was just coined so that the Bible go sweet


Even the story of methuselah living for 969 years

All na lies
This is blasphemy do you know??

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Family / Re: How Do Spouses Whose Partners Live Abroad Cope Sexually? by Johnelo: 1:57pm On Dec 01, 2021
grandstar:
Adultery is rife, especially with men.

I am a Jehovah's Witness and it is strongly discouraged(Read Proverbs 27:12). A brother who engages in such with his wife will lose many privileges of service.

Really, where do you base
Crime / Re: Lady Lured With Fake Italian Job Ends Up In Ritualists’ Den In Ondo, Impregnated by Johnelo: 10:39pm On Nov 30, 2021
aikyg:
The criminal left evidence that can be used to trace him. If they want to catch the ritualist, they should just do a random paternity DNA test in that area, once she delivers her baby.

What are you talking about, doing paternity test to all men in that state??
Crime / Re: Lady Lured With Fake Italian Job Ends Up In Ritualists’ Den In Ondo, Impregnated by Johnelo: 10:36pm On Nov 30, 2021
Maxymilliano:
But why show her face when she's the victim

Do you have problem with that, she needs help you're talking about showing her face.
Is it a secretive information

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Politics / Re: EndSARS: Lagos To Release White Paper On Panel Report Today – Sanwo-Olu by Johnelo: 9:24pm On Nov 30, 2021
Godons1:
IPOB, Biafrans, PDP and the enemies of Nigeria will all be disappointed with the content of the white paper. grin grin grin

What has those things you mentioned has to do with the report and white paper
Fear God oo
We're not more than sand and 6 ft
Sports / Re: Three Reasons Why Messi Shouldn't Have Won The Ballon Dor Award (Opinion) by Johnelo: 8:52pm On Nov 30, 2021
nesgeeek:
to me, I don't think Messi deserve the award. Jorginho or lewandowski is the original owner of the award. Jorginho won Uefa nation cup and champions, while lewandowski has been known as a consistent goal scoring machine both in Germany and the rest of the world. Messi only won Copa America. Messi didn't deserve the award.

Very very obvious
Sports / Re: Three Reasons Why Messi Shouldn't Have Won The Ballon Dor Award (Opinion) by Johnelo: 8:50pm On Nov 30, 2021
dotmhan:



The number of likes you got proves how senseless your post is

If it is senseless to you it is sensible to us
It is not surprising that injustice is everywhere both in the whites and black's
But may God not let us see injustice because it is evident you're supporting injustice out of sentiments
If you don't know what to say you just stay mute. I wonder how you will feel if injustice is melted on you
Sports / Re: Three Reasons Why Messi Shouldn't Have Won The Ballon Dor Award (Opinion) by Johnelo: 8:42pm On Nov 30, 2021
Numerouno94:

I was able to deduce 3 points from their wailing;
1) Some of them are confusing the calendar year together. 2020 was for lewa, COVID cancelled it, 2021 is purely Messi. Verdict: they don't knw the difference betwn 2019/2020 season from 2020/2021.

2) Some of them thought the organisers used Messi's latest form for psg nd Lewi's current Bayern form as a yardstick. Verdict: They don't knw that the yardstick used for voting was strictly last seasons performance nd not this current season.

3) Most of them re fully aware of the misconceptions above buh they chose to play the Ostrich cos of agenda. An agenda that is dead on arrival. Verdict: They can continue to wallow in pain nd jealousy.

What did Messi archive on 2021

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Sports / Re: Toni Kroos On Lionel Messi's Ballon D'or Win by Johnelo: 4:06pm On Nov 30, 2021
Numerouno94:
Obembet give it a rest. U might end up committing suicide wit the rate ur going.

U guys knw Messi deserves his award buh hate nd jealousy have taken over ur souls nd hv clouded ur sense of judgment/reasoning. Messi wasn't jux given the award, his stat was there for everyone to see nd every reasonable nd unbiased minds who saw nd compared both all agreed that Messi deserves it. My question now is who re u? Obembet nd co? Who re u?

I hear you
What is the criteria for winning the ballon d'or if actually you are a just person
It is not surprising that Messi won the award
After All who host it is it not french football?
Where does Messi play is it not french league??
It is so crystal clear that Messi was favored just for him to have more of the award than Ronaldo thereby robbing lewandoski and using best striker of the year to compensate him considering the comment made about Ronaldo from a whole pascal ferre the person responsible for awarding such a prestigious price, he lied about Ronaldo.

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Sports / Re: Emotional Farewell As Ole Gunnar Reveals Next Move Following Man Utd Sack (Pix) by Johnelo: 9:55pm On Nov 22, 2021
You remain a Manchester united family
Sports / Re: De Gea Criticizes Man Utd Players After 4 - 1 Defeat To Watford by Johnelo: 7:42am On Nov 21, 2021
123readygo:
Ronaldo has destroyed this team to the extent that it is now so unrecognizable....
Man u was doing fairly well before his arrival, now see where they're.

Do you have enough evidence to substantiate your claim
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Watford Vs Manchester United (4 - 1) On 20th November 2021 by Johnelo: 6:05pm On Nov 20, 2021
frankson1:



It's 4 now. This is the EMBARRASSMENT the board wants. I don't know how bad it's gonna get before they find a solution.

How can something be wrong and they're not looking for a way out


Who said Man u board is not looking for ole replacement, do you read Man u news at all

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Sports / Re: NFF Wants Coach From Eastern Europe To Replace Rohr’- Former Eagles media Aid by Johnelo: 9:05pm On Nov 19, 2021
Why eastern Europe and not western Europe
Countries in Eastern Europe
Ukraine
Bulgaria
Poland
Romania
Slovakia
Hungary
Belarus
Moldova
Czech republic
Countries in Western Europe
Germany
Belgium
France
Holland
Spain
Portugal
United kingdom

Sometimes I wonder if Nigeria foolishness is affected in all sector
How could you leave western Europe and go to eastern Europe to look for a coach
Granted Genot Rohr is from Germany, Nonetheless if at all you want to sack him go to Spain and look for a coach

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Crime / Re: My Girlfriend Refused To Have Sex With Me by Johnelo: 12:08am On Nov 09, 2021
Johnelo:
You are sick upstairs while your girlfriend is sick downstairs. Because if both of you are not animal, she won't live with you let alone offer you sex 4 time's a week as if it is your right. She won't stoop so low and let you have your way to her body when she's not even your fiance. Only God knows the intention you have for her.
If you are not low in IQ why would you beat up a woman who is not your wife just because she said she's tired you are a disgrace to the community, what if she's now your wife obviously you will kill her. Your type of man doesn't deserve a good woman.
Unless you change your ways you will surely regret your actions. Don't forget that what goes around comes around.
And besides the bible says that a man and a woman shouldn't meet together unless husband and wife. You have even committed fornication countless times. Better you ask God for forgiveness.
Crime / Re: My Girlfriend Refused To Have Sex With Me by Johnelo: 12:06am On Nov 09, 2021
You are sick upstairs while your girlfriend is sick downstairs. Because if both of you are not animal, she won't live with you let alone offer you sex 4 time's a week as if it is your right. She won't stoop so low and let you have your way to her body when she's not even your fiance. Only God knows the intention you have for her.
If you are not low in IQ why would you beat up a woman who is not your wife just because she said she's tired you are a disgrace to the community, what if she's now your wife obviously you will kill her. Your type of man doesn't deserve a good woman.
Unless you change your ways you will surely regret your actions. Don't forget that what goes around comes around.
And besides the bible says that a man and a woman shouldn't meet together unless husband and wife. You have even committed fornication countless times. Better you ask God do forgiveness.

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Politics / Re: Ikoyi High-rise Collapse: Osinbajo Saddened, Condoles With Affected Families by Johnelo: 1:03pm On Nov 05, 2021
setobaba:
If you are Nigerian you still have issues thinking outside the box, then it’s risky to continue living in the country.
The fact that the office of the Vice President came out within 24hrs that he’s not the owner of the said property makes it look suspicious, why will the vice go through that stress, when he can easily order the Lagos state government to find and publish out the original rightful owner of the land through the ministry of land at halawusa


I agree with you bro
Let them tell us who owns the property after all they have the record of those who owns properties, lands, and so through Lagos state ministry of of physical planning & urban development
Celebrities / Re: Obi Cubana Regains Freedom After Three Nights In EFCC Custody by Johnelo: 10:05pm On Nov 04, 2021
When they know whom to arrest but they leave them and arrest innocent citizens

God will judge all of you

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Sports / Re: Unai Emery Officially Rejects Newcastle's Offer by Johnelo: 4:37pm On Nov 03, 2021
Newcastle want to rubbish emery just the way Tottenham did Nuno Espirito
That man was on his own jejely doing well in wolves until Tottenham Carry their problem go meet am. After how many years in wolves he wish them well, left to Tottenham and now what is the result.
Just barely four months in charge he has been sacked. I don't Know if I should call it greediness.
Emery stay in Villareal and I wish you well
Sports / Re: Unai Emery Officially Rejects Newcastle's Offer by Johnelo: 4:30pm On Nov 03, 2021
I like this man. Like is an understatement I love him

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