₦airaland Forum

san316:
The genuine miracles are carried out by those men of God who pay up their actors as at when due.

God bless your brain!
One thing you wrote wrong is "men of God" it should be "god of men"

Na today?

Since that is what Nigerians want, long may it continue. Deluded and brainwashed Afrians. . . .mchewww

Champele:
Best comment in nairaland,they take us for fools.the day i will start following this crooks called pastors or anointed men of god,either im dumb,or i ve become foolish like thier followers.

Thanks jare. I sometimes wonder what people use their brains for. These gods of men have successfully brainwashed them, so pathetic! But one cannot be brainwashed by them if one does not give them the chance.
People dont follow God anymore, they now worship their pastor daddies and mummies.

1. There was no BOMB, god of some men, it was a collapse.
2. It could not have been a plane. A chopper, I think. And I thought Choppers land on structures.
3. The CCTV cameras were purposely positioned to capture what you wanted to be believed. How come that camera was facing the sky? I think you sent that Chopper anyway.
4. You dont see visions, you guess ane also use some kind of powers to cause evil.

You talked like a regular Nigerian politician who does not care about the intelligence of people. All that matters is passing across your lies.
I expect your powers to be so enormous when all these finally blow away. God liveth!

Please, all TB Joshua followers and loyalists, insult me as much as you can, its understandable, its your "god of men" we are talking about, I will enjoy and laugh them off.

Sccrreeww you and them. Thosd people are worse than Jona-daft.

bobo65:
Lolz
im sure GEJ was just tryna say buhari is not only an illiterate but a dunce too

I dunno about u o
but wen I look into any picture of buhari...all is see is a military man dat doesnt give a damn about anything order than violence and killing

Yes he might reduce d disturbance of boko haram dat he started and some corruption practices but kiss good road...light ..education and any social activity good bye

And its an insult and also out of place to compare Einstein to Buhari. ..its like comparing marc vivian foe to ikedia

Really? So, Jona-daft can be compared to Obama, Lee, Martin Luther and Mandela? Come off it! And that piece did not compare them, BTW.

Buhari started Boko Haram in your opinion, I disagree. I believe Jona-daft has questions to answer about that Boko Haram. He should have been able to fish out the masterminders if he does not know a thing or two about it, or perhaps tell us those behind it.

President my foot!

OBJ has always been an old male goat.
He talks as if they have ever done anything politically in favous of Nigerians.

Nehemiah459:
Curious . . . .

Heaven is the final resting place for those who obey and live according to God's word.

What shall we be doing there when we get there?

Remember, No sex, death, party, etc...

You attend Jehovah Witness, right?

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CoolHunk:
Not even an issue: "Oh! I guess we'll just let our hormones simmer until after your period, then we can go at it like wounded feral cats whilst chanting: "fucck you, period! Fucck you, period!!! Who's laughing now? We are! Yeeeaaaah!!!""
Too easy.

Bad a$$ Guy

Afrok:
No qualms... Her festival won't probably last longer than five days and our marriage is not gonna be for five days only. I'll calm down so that I will be able to know if her cries, moans and pains are as a result of breaking her hymen or the menstrual cramps.

hmmm..... Na so

yuncka:
Hmmmn, I wil wait til after d period. I dnt wana confuse menstral blood for hymenal blood.

Correct Guy. U get it johr

EroticAngelina:
lol a patient dog eats the fattest and juciest bone

hmmm, 'juiciest' ok ooo. But the juice will not increase during that period.

EroticAngelina:
i cant stop it na. It comes, and i cant alter it. If he really loves me, he will wait. Its just five days or less it will last.

Yea sure, it will last for just some days. U will agree with me that retaining that till the wedding would have been a really big job. Most Men would just not mind taking that thing away before the wedding day. Having to wait extra days after counting down for several months? Mehn!

Fabdedon:
wait.wat will happen if he bleep d girl like dat?

What will happen? Really can't say, Bro. It would not be a good idea is what I know.

ofiafuluego:
wetin be period, we dont hear dis word in Chile

I see

EroticAngelina:
Lol he better wait for my period to finish woh

You'd better stop that period o. You can imagine the anxiety in such a Man to finally have his Woman.

Hey Guys,
I just thought of the possibility of a scenario.
On your wedding day, just after the whole celebrations, you hop into your car with your newly wedded wife, alas, she is a virgin. Along the way, she whispers into your hearings "my monthly festival just started now"

What would probably be your reaction?

Chinom:
F00l , he is not losing money. At N1000 he will still be making profit. He simply chose to reduce his profit to help the masses. Afterall, he is already a very wealthy man.
Cement in Nigeria is outrageously overpriced. Their major excuse has always been the cost of powering the plants. We expect the price to even fall further once the power situation and reforms,thanks to GEJ, translates into improved power supply. That a company reduces it's prices does not mean it's making losses.

I don't know what to call you, Jonathan's dog!

I did not imply he will run at a loss, ediot! Whether you like it or not, he will get reduced profit(even considering that people will buy more, people will not still buy beyond some limits).

You are one of those ediots that will not say the truth and let us tackle the wrongs on the country, thereby drawing us back.

Mcheww, "the masses"

Una welcome!

Nigerians are the most gullible I have seen.

Those of you praising Dangote and Jonathan will come back here to curse them when you can't afford that same commodity at #2,200 per bag come March 2015.

You really think Dangote is that daft? He does nothing just for the sake of it or for the sake of Nigerians, he is only after his own pocket, fame, power and influence. I respect his strive actually, he is super industrious.
Anyway, in a nutshell, Dangote will get his money back later.

Really? We are just getting started. With time, the rich will find this country very hard to stay. Let them continue to ruin the country.

dubienatti:
Mikel holdz d record as d only African player to hav won ever trophy in Europe
UCL
ECL
EPL
F A CUP
CARLIN CUP
COMUNITY SHILD
any one still remain?
Ok.. dat stupid super cup..

E no eazy..d boy iz Gud .

Chelshit fans!!! Chei!!!
I ask you, who is more decorated? Mikel or Eto? Even Yaya is a better all round player than your rubbish Mikel. Nobody is hating Mikel, the fact is that he is not in the category of Kanu or JayJay.

Let all England Fans vote for the top 5 Nigerians to have graced their league and see where your big for nothing Mikel will be placed. Anyway, 7 is a number.

Am sure Chelshit and Mikel fans will start advocating for Mikel to be named the best Nigerian player ever. Rubbish!!!

Obi is the most decorated but Kanu is the best we have had in EPL. He was a joy to watch and pleasing to everybody. Mikel is rather a fortunate one.
Statistics ain't in favor of Obi with respect to contributions in matches.

Now, Chelsea fans, you can start hating. Most of you started watching EPL when? Anyway, am a football fan before you bite me

Indeed! I don't know what to make out of this. Jonathan knows something he has got no balls to say.

A Nation negotiating with terrorists is a sign of a very weak Administration and Defense.

The most annoying thing about this is the fact that these people fight for nothing reasonable, for no just cause.... Its so unfortunate!!! [color=#006600][/color]

Gullible Nigerians!!! I call you to order. From the OP to those praising lies, c'mon, be reasonable!

I can't come to think a mobile equipment or a vehicle cannot move those bags to the desired destination. 150kg of rice on TB Joshua's head? Oh, please!

I ask, how many of you, OP inclusive can lift 100kg of rice??

If a Clergyman from another denomination or another religion does this, these people will say "show off"

IMHO, its either that is not TB Joshua or some computer works have been done there.

Whatever!!!

pentagonal: cardinal olubunmi okogie is a northern Muslim and a member of APC like america,south Africa and other gej critics. saTAN's how market. gej for prison commando in kirikiri 2015.

What are you saying

Every now and then, we see people with big eye balls, male and female alike. Some look so lovely with them while some just look okay. I just started wondering, on the average, which of the gender looks more appealing with those eye balls?

Share your opinion.

I saw these tanks, they are massive.

I still drank from it till 2wks ago. Alwaz like rain water.

chinex276: so wat do u call bowing 2 her statue, praying 2 her, asking her 2 pray 4 u wen d Bible clearly says JESUS IS D ONLY WAY 2 D FATHER, nd in d 10commandments Jesus told us not 2 bow 2 any image watsoeva.
If God would have wanted u 2 honour ur so-called moda of God, it should be written in d Bible clearly 4 every1 2 see nd practice, bt as 4 CATHOLICS,,, I jus dnt knw wat 2 say....
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Pls stop living on d illusion dat u're honouring mary, u r purely worshipping d her.
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Btw i am an ex-catholic, a very devouted block rosarian at dat, so u cant tell me anything abt d catholic faith.

Good for you. Please, dont come back to Catholic Church when you meet your waterloo!

Let Catholics do whatever, its none of your business now, is it?

All these "I have seen the light" people sef.