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Warrisdis? is dis wat beauty pageant has gotten to? Or is there a mistake somewhere? Some of the guys look like they av been smoking igboh since birth and some of the ladies shouldn't have bothered buying the forms at all

The winner should be the platoon 3 contestant hands down!

If beta pikin fetched u houses, cars and d rest then skelewu should have fetched davido a private jet. mtcheeeeeeew

hmm, following

AND THIS IS WHERE WE COME TO THE END OF THE THREAD! THANK U ALL

I still can't believe it, after all these years people still answer seriously to Andy's questions!!.

Dclique: I wouldn't date a lawyer. She'll just try to out smart me in everything.

no,she'll try to argue her way out of everything and i mean everything!!

what is the criteria for making fp?, cuz i see some senseless topic on fp (mostly by female monikers )

Eddycent: A actress/model...alot do happen behind d scene.

especially models, they walk around the dressing room naked while the stylists (mostly men) tries fitting a dress on them, they look at themselves as object for designer shoes and clothes to be put on.

obongproff: Bros ur situation is kinda common. My advice is keep ur ex like a sex mate or friends with sexual benefits since dats d only tin u guys hav in common. Den keep ur present girlfriend as ur soul mate while u gradually tell her abt ur sexual fantasies.

If u marry ur present girlfriend, she will most likely add some weight afta child birth or even before dat so u can enjoy d fatter ass u always wanted while u also enjoy ur marriage. Besides, der are exercises dat make d ass get bigger naturally, and when a woman likes u she will do almost anytin to please u.

But if u marry ur ex, na sorry go be ur name oh. Afta pregnancy, she go fat like pomo and she fit come day tire u sef. Howeva, doomed is any relationship whose major foundation is sex or sexual attraction alone. When d sexual fire dies, wahala starts. And if u eventually marry ur ex, also prepare for a divorce within 5 years.

Thank you!

seconded!

A POLICEMAN! there is something about that uniform they put on.

AtheistD:

@OP, how do you know she is a V? Also, how can she know she likes big D if she has never tasted D before?

don't mind the op, his babe was just stating the obvious, nobody likes a tiny d*ick that wouldn't even satisfy virgin Mary, after keeping her self a virgin till these moment esp in these century, do u think she will settle for less?

five reasons why u should dump her a*ss
* she's expensive (buying all that Brazilian and Peruvian hair )
* she's selfish and lazy (doesn't wanna experience child labor )
* she's annoying!!, because she was once a child!. (her mother should av thrown into river niger for been so annoying but she kept her still
* she will still get fat anyways
* she will become unattractive later on as she gets older and wat would u do to her then?

u are indeed small down there

inspiring!

hmm fp things pls

u guys made my day!!!! today has been Really boring(to make matters worse today is my bday ) but this topic just made my day hillarious. thank u NLDERs.

Enegod: are you trying to say that faithugo64 is a wor wor arrogant girl?

Ene, are u trying to start a fight?

How does a graduate, bachelor 29yrs who just became gainfully employed find and sustain a good relationship?. I just came back from uni last week and i noticed his routine(my uncle), he leaves home as early as 7:30pm and comes back 10:00pm(that's the earliest he has gotten home ),sometimes 11:15pm everyday except on Sunday. most times he has to call someone on the fone to open the door cos we would have gone to bed before he comes back. Since i have gotten back, i have taken over the kitchen duties, i wake up as early as 5:30am to make breakfast for everyone before they step out (dad, mom, uncle,lil sis and cousin ) . He is planning on moving out, somewhere close to his office to shorten the distance, but how can someone whose life is obviously dedicated to his office (it will be so for a long time ) find true love?

maputohq: Soul , spirit and body. how can it be explained?

explained?, it can't be explained, u just have feel it

OMG!!, thank u for that wonderful post, i was truly blessed by it. but when u said we should be led by God's representative, are we not God's representatives too?.

mtcheeeew