25years to 28years are the ages a wise lady (who doesn't want to single forever) should marry and settle down.

27years to 30years are the ages that everybody expects a man to be independent and leave his parents' house.

29years to 35years are the ages a man must be comfortable, find a wife and become a responsible father.

But since Buhari has banned marriage, I think I'll wait for him to finish before I get married. I cannot come and go and kill myself biko. Lol.

Lasufat:
This is really sad, but you have to think about the good thing about this story. Imagine that there are way worse jobs which people work on just to feed themselves and their family, some of them on 2-3 jobs per day. I think that this job will disappear in the near future, it's already being replaced by the most performant security systems. I am using one of these as well, mostly for Vivint medical alert system, which can be life saving when you suddenly feel bad, and there is no one else at home who could call the medics.

I had to google this Vivint Medical Alert you talked about. It's a pendant that the owner can press in a medical emergency to alert a hospital and get medical attention, right? See how you've advertised your business for free in a smart way. Well done. Lol.

How can this alert-pendant help in "preventive security" though? I'm sure nobody would want to be attacked while waiting for help to arrive. For that reason, I don't think security guard jobs are disappearing any time soon.

My fellow cat-lovers good morning o!

Please search for @NaijaPets on Nairaland to meet other pet-lovers in Nigeria.

You people should rush into the group before all the dog-people will choke us cat-lovers with their population biko. Lol.

What happened to your Cat WhatsApp group kwanu? Did you delete it?

Search for @NaijaPets on Telegram to meet other pet-lovers in Nigeria biko.

Here are we. Lol.

I prefer cats to dogs maka chi.

They are extremely neat. They don't eat too much. And even if you don't feed them, they can hunt rats, lizards and snakes to eat.

I miss this my cat. Most Nigerians are afraid of cats because of how Nollywood portrays the poor things as agents of witchcraft.

Pet-lovers, search for @NaijaPets on Telegram to join the group and meet other pet-lovers in Nigeria.

We are here biko. Lol.

I prefer cats to dogs maka chi.

They are extremely neat. They don't eat too much. And even if you don't feed them, they can hunt rats, lizards and snakes to eat.

I miss this my cat. Most Nigerians are afraid of cats because of how Nollywood portrays the poor things as agents of witchcraft.

Pet-lovers, search for @NaijaPets on Telegram to join the group and meet other pet-lovers in Nigeria.

Icterus:
My last job was paying me 98k, my current job pays 500k....... My village people lost both the battle and the war.

Chineke mee! How did you go from earning 98k to earning 500k per month sir? How many years did the transition take? Did you change your occupation from say marketing to ICT?

Please could you create a topic to tell us your full story sir? Teach us how to fish biko.

They were owing me my March and April salaries till the middle of May. It wasn't funny at all maka chi.

If you've ever worked as a security guard, you'll know that the job comes with hours standing in the sun in addition to receiving insults from some people who see guards as hopeless wretches.

You won't blame them too much for such perception because truly guards earn as little as twenty thousand naira (N20,000) to about thirty thousand naira (N30,000) per month.

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Let me begin by wishing every child a Happy Children's Day. Even though I wouldn't be surprised if the children living in our rural areas (more commonly known as "villages" are not celebrating it.

Have you ever visited the primary schools in your village? Mba! I don't mean the private primary schools o! I'm talking about the public primary schools. Those ones owned and run by the government.

Don't just drive or walk past them as I used to do before 2019. I would walk past those schools in my village and merely steal a glance at the signboard and buildings from afar. Most times, I couldn't even see the pupils because it was during the Christmas or Easter period and they were on holidays.

In May 2019, I got to enter the school compound and classrooms to take a closer look. That was because my uncle based abroad called me and asked me to join in the distribution of some items to the schools. He was a member and coordinator of the AMURRI USA a group formed to unite the people of Amurri living in America and contribute to the development of Amurri.

I was excited when he called me. I felt it was an honour to be trusted to be their eyes, hands and legs here in Nigeria. He connected me to the headmaster of a public primary school (in my own immediate community Ibute) who I was to work with. He sent funds with specific instructions on what to do with it and we carried out his instructions.

At the end of the project, we had delivered desks, whiteboards, school uniforms, exercise books, drum sets, teachers' chairs and tables to the seven (7) public primary schools in Amurri. A water tank was even provided for one of the schools. The children were filled with joy. Their teachers prayed for us. It was an eye-opening experience for me maka chi.

Before then, I didn't know how pitiable the condition of our government-owned primary schools were. The part that broke my heart the most was the lack of teachers. In some of the schools, one teacher had to teach two classes (e.g primary 1 and primary two) at the same time. If you think you're working too hard as a teacher here in the city or urban areas, go to the villages and meet the real heroes there biko.

Fast forward to this year 2021. I'm part of another NGO called the AMURRI YOUTH UNION. We're currently raising funds for another Amurri Public Primary Schools Intervention Project. We hope that the people of Amurri answer our call and partner with us to make it a success.

I'm telling this story to appeal to everyone: REMEMBER THE POOR CHILDREN IN YOUR RURAL AREAS. REMEMBER THE POOR PUPILS IN YOUR VILLAGE SCHOOLS.

You could carry out intervention projects like the type that AMURRI USA did in 2019. And if you don't have money, you could volunteer your time and energy to teach the pupils in those schools.

That, to me, is the best way to wish them a happy children's day.

Ngene Chibueze John (GANFUWA)

If someone changes his/her WhatsApp settings to restrict people from adding him/her to groups, then that your third method becomes a not-so-effective method just like the 1st and 2nd. Lol.

This your post helped me to get my TIN in order to complete my BANKERA form.

The best part is that it didn't take me more than 10minutes to get the TIN on the site.

Thank you so much. Chukwu gozie wu.

queenesthr:


I have done this before and they never paid anything

You better be careful biko. Hackers are devising new tactics to penetrate people's cryptowallets o!

Hmmm... I've messaged you on WhatsApp. Add me biko.

Meanwhile, I found one Telegram group like that called NIGERIA CRYPTO COMMUNITY

The largest crypto project in Africa is Akon's Akoin. Sorry to burst your bubble. Lol.

Nevertheless, what happened to this Nairadot coin? Is it an abandoned-project? Update us biko.

Appcypher you don't know how happy I am to see that you yourself have thought about this since 2017. Wow!

I've been thinking "When will a Nigerian develop a cryptocurrency like Akon's Akoin? Don't we have I.T professionals in Nigeria who can do it?"

I don't mean something like that suspicious Pinkoin developed by the so-called Universal-Daddy-Ink that can't be found on any cryptocurrency exchange o! Lol.

When will our resourceful Nigerian I.T professionals out there rise to this challenge biko?

These are implants from cosmetic surgery. I doubt if our Nigerian women have the money and the courage to go through cosmetic surgery especially after the news of Stella Obasanjo's death years ago. Lol.

When I saw your topic, I thought you'll be educating women about all these so-called enlargement creams in the market now. Do they work? I don't think so.

I would rather advice ladies to do squats to improve the size of their buttocks naturally. I'm a fitness-trainer and I'm available for an affordable fee here in Lagos.

Any updates on this please?

I cured mine with azithromycin 500mg tablets though.

Isn't it funny how governments are encouraging people to take vaccines that don't actually "vaccinate" instead of encouraging an actual cure for the disease?

It's very suspicious if you ask me maka chi.

This post by another Nairalander made an impression on me and it might be a lifesaver to someone else looking for a low-capital business to start.

I did a screenshot of it. Let me share.

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

People may think that this is a punishment but I believe that God is trying to protect Mbaka from a terrorist attack.

Meanwhile I wish Mbaka could become our president come 2023 maka chi.

Many people don't know that Samuel Ajibola and his younger brother Gabriel Ajibola starred as Onyeka Onwenu's sons in the Nollywood movie Conspiracy back in the 90s.

Gabriel was my classmate at HICS Aguda. That's why I know. They were our stars that year. Lol.

There are 18 left

1.Accord Party

2. Action Alliance

3. Action Democratic Congress

4.African Action Congress.

5.African Democratic Congress.

6. All Progressives Congress

7.All Progressives Grand Alliance

8. Allied Peoples Movement

9. Boot Party

10. Labour Party

11. New Nigeria Peoples Party

12. National Rescue Movement

13. Peoples Democratic Party

14. Peoples Redemption Party

15. Social Democratic Party

16. Young Progressives Party

17. Zenith Labour Party.

18. Action Peoples Party*( In court)

Good morning o

I saw your reply to one of my comments

"come to RCCG camp Mowe Ibafo, ask of kingford security , better pay n free acomodation with light , no bills at all"

Do you work there? Please give me your number.

I'm in a similar situation at the moment. I'm being owed March and April salaries as I type this.

It's a security guard job of N25,000 (twenty five thousand naira) monthly.

I've decided to quit the job till I'm paid. So sad.

gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh

Wow this commendable !
Am not 3O, but I love the idea !
I pray it's yield positive result .

Thank you so much sir. You don't know how much your prayers and good wishes mean to me especially as you're the first to comment. Thank you. Chukwu gozie wu.

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Who is PROF. JEHU ONYEKWERE NNAJI?


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Let this be known!
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_ PROF. JEHU is a distinguished Professor of International Law and Global Politics.

_ A Professor and Visiting Scholar, University of Kansas Law School, USA.

_ A Judge at the ICCMCC, Hague, Netherlands.

- Merit Award Winner - University of Naples II, Italy.

_ A Vice Chancellorship Candidate - Enugu State University of Science and Technology (ESUT) - 2015.

_ The Erudite PROF. was equally a Senatorial Candidate for Enugu East in the 2019 General Elections of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

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Written by Ugwuanyi Jerry

Who will emerge the next governor of Enugu state in 2023? Onye ga-abu gọvanọ?

Biko mention your preferred person or show support for anybody that has been mentioned here.

Gandollaar:
Aswear Mbaka will go down in history as the most Maverick politician ever liveth.

As a priest, he has more political DNA than the career politicians themselves.

Imagine Mbaka telling the world that buhari was a Messiah and some people actually believed him.

You people are being unfair to Mbaka biko.

He spoke what God revealed to him. He didn't make Buhari or Uzodimma, president and governor respectively. He only used his God-given gift of vision to say what he saw.

It's just like blaming Prophet Samuel for anionting Saul as king of Israel. When Saul messed up, didn't God instruct the same Prophet Samuel to aniont David to replace him? If Nigerians were the Isrealites of that time, maybe Prophet Samuel for don drink Sniper. Lol.

Vickym1:

I love your smile. Lol. You'll vote for Mbaka, right?