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Music/Radio / Re: Which Song Would You Sing At Karaoke's Night? by JohnNgene: 12:28pm On Jul 08, 2023 |
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Family / Re: Should A Man Live In His Parents House After Getting Married? by JohnNgene: 2:08pm On Jun 22, 2023 |
Your question bu "Is it RIGHT for a man to live with his parents after getting married?" My answer bu: 1. I can't speak for other men, mana as for munwa, ọ dirọ RIGHT for me to live with my parents after getting married. 2. It might be a bit right if it were different flats inside the same building. 3. It will be more right if it is different buildings in the same compound. 4. Mana ọ ga-adi totally right, if it is different compounds in the same state or country. DM me on +234 909 5000 603 to join NAIJA SOCIALS WhatsApp group where you can discuss, have fun and meet new people. 3 Likes |
Business / Re: Meet Your Urgent Needs by JohnNgene: 2:02pm On Jun 22, 2023 |
Nwanne, I saw one of your comments on Nairaland here where you wrote that "Like play, we can now communicate with the spirit world using AI." It is somehow similar to my own theory about AI being more than the general public assumes it to be. Biko before I go too far ka m jugodu gi: Was your comment a serious one or were you just catching cruise? |
Religion / Forget About God by JohnNgene: 4:04pm On Jun 21, 2023 |
Written by Agwu Emmanuel FORGET ABOUT GOD The promise that God will show up or intervene in our situations, difficulties, challenges helps us go through our pains, troubles and battles with hope and endurance but the truth is that God DOES NOT SHOW UP neither does He intervene. Wait! I know you have testimonies of God's goodness to you and your family. Don't forget that the sun shines both for the good and the bad. We just need to stop living in denial and be open to confront reality. Read patiently. God does not show up, He does not come to our help, He will not intervene. It's hard to say this, I wish it wasn't so but God doesn't intervene. The reason God does not answer, intervene or interfere is because long before we ever need to cry to him for help, He answered, He intervened, He showed up, He anticipated all that we will need for life and designed LAWS, PRINCIPLES AND SYSTEMS which when properly operated would deliver His promises and will to us. God is resting. His laws, His systems and principles are all automatic. He doesn't need to be personally involved for them to work. That's why if a baby drops down from the 7th floor and the Church raises her voice and cries for the baby to survive the fall, most likely the baby will hit the ground, break her bones, crush her skull and die. This is because God's physical law of gravity is automatic and constant. God will not intervene. Because for God, PREVENTION is better than INTERVENTION. That's also why we all cried, fasted, voted and prophecied in favour of Peter Obi yet TINUBU (AKA JAGABAN, BALABLU BULABA, CITY BOY) made it to Asọ Rock and God didn't move. A loved one is sick, we pray. If they make it alive, we say that the Miraculous God has moved so we praise God. If they die, we cry and then we console ourselves that it's God's will. God took them. The bitter truth is that God is not personally around... His laws and principles are around. If the sick survive that's because intentionally or accidentally we operated, God's law that can enable their survival. If they die, that's because unfortunately we were unable to operate the law that will enable their survival. Think about this. A woman who is termed barren may cry to God all her life, yet remain childless. But that same childlessness can be cured if we stop disturbing God and operate one of God's laws and systems called IVF. What about all the Divine interventions and Miracles recorded in the Bible? Don't you believe in Miracles? I do! Miracle is defined as an occurrence whose laws and principles we are yet to understand. The rainbow used to be a miracle until we understood its principles. Phone-call would have been a miracle if not that we know the principle. Traveling by air would have been a miracle if not that we know the principle. In time many things we call we see as Miracles would cease to be Miracles because we would have understood God's law behind them. Then we would know that God is not the God of Miracles but the God of Principles. It's hard... I know we love God. We want to attributes Miracles to him. I know it's comforting to believe that God is coming to our rescue. I know that many times we will not know what to do except to cry to God... It's also hard... because I know that many of us have gained relevance, respect and wealth because our followers believe and depend on us to move the hand of God for them... so it would be a bad business if they discover that nobody can move the hand of God. Let's pray that our followers continue to choose ignorance and irresponsibility. It's also hard because I know that it takes a lot grit, hard work and discipline to discover and live by the principles of life. Sometimes we may not even be able to afford the system that meet our need. Many times it just plain easier to push things to God. If crying to God and believing that He will show up brings us hope and relief then that's the best the crying and believing can do. But if we really want to change the situation, then we must stop expecting God to show up and realize that: It is our responsibility to SHOW UP in search of God's laws and systems for life. And Jesus said: Matt.7.21 - Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. It means: The WILL of God is His constant and unchanging laws and principles that guides every area of life. Calling Lord, Lord, will not deliver that heavenly realities to us but discovering and operating God's laws even without bothering to call Him. SELAH https://facebook.com/agwu.emmanuel2 |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 3 Myths Derailing Job Seekers. by JohnNgene: 1:40pm On May 22, 2023 |
The fourth myth has to be TO GET A JOB, YOU MUST KNOW SOMEBODY. We can't deny that i.m (ima mmadu) or connections are important in Nigeria. Lol. Mana that doesn't mean that you can't get a job based on only merit or your qualifications. The secret is to leverage on online sites like Jobberman, LinkedIn and WhatsApp groups. To join our WhatsApp group for job vacancies, biko message +234 909 5000 603 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How I Joined Tipper Bed To Go For An Interview by JohnNgene: 1:24pm On May 04, 2023 |
olenime: Chai! He may already be doing business in his village with that grinding machine. Who knows? Married men have too many financial responsibilities to take care of. Especially if he has a child. Sometimes I'm tempted to remain single forever because I wonder how married men cope. Lol. I just hope the man redeems himself by contacting you to apologise and repay you your money. Meanwhile, I checked your posts and noticed that you sell cars. Can you give me an opportunity to help you with marketing your cars while you pay me on a commission basis? 1 Like 1 Share |
Health / Re: Semen Retention And How It Can Transform Your Life by JohnNgene: 12:32pm On May 04, 2023 |
I first read about this sexual transmutation in Napoleon Hill's Think and Grow Rich. I think it's good to abstain from sex and masturbation sometimes. Copy this WhatsApp group link for Nairalanders and remove the spaces to join us biko. https:// chat . whatsapp . com/LT4qpDDXTmYIPl0HBbhs77 1 Like |
Career / Re: Post Reviews For Me For N5K by JohnNgene: 9:28pm On Apr 26, 2023 |
Do you still use this Yelp in 2023? Are Nigerians now allowed to use it without VPN? Biko reply me as soon as you can. |
Programming / Re: AFRICAN PROGRAMMERS Whatsapp Group by JohnNgene: 6:35pm On Apr 22, 2023 |
African programmers join us biko. |
Sports / Re: Arsenal Dropped Points In Their Last Three EPL Games, Will It Cost Them Title? by JohnNgene: 10:31am On Apr 22, 2023 |
I think Arsenal will beat Man City 3 - 1 Join our FOOTBALL WORLD WhatsApp group. Just copy the link below, remove the spaces and paste in your WhatsApp. https:// chat. whatsapp. com/ HpLvmGOus4h4n80alLtCR7 |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: List The Skills You Have Here by JohnNgene: 12:51pm On Apr 19, 2023 |
1. I'm a fitness coach with the handle @MinisterOfWorkout on Instagram. 2. I'm a very creative writer. Google "Agu Uno by Chibueze Ngeneagu" to read one of my most popular works. 3. I would also love to acquire barber skills before the end of this year. I would be grateful if someone can gift me a new clipper and haircut kit in Surulere Lagos. DM me +234 909 5000 603 to join our WhatsApp group for Nairalanders. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Travel Ads / Re: Tips For Traveling For Free Or With Little Money Around The World by JohnNgene: 10:40am On Apr 17, 2023 |
Should I pay the €20 (twenty euros) registration fee for Helpx? I'm wondering if it's worth it for Nigerians. Is there any Nigerian here who has benefited from Helpx? Share your experience biko. |
Health / Re: Addicted To Coca-Cola by JohnNgene: 12:09pm On Apr 15, 2023 |
6ixT8: A slim man who wants to add weight should avoid jogging. Start lifting weights or doing bench-press instead. It will increase your appetite and make you gain muscle mass thereby increasing your weight. 1 Like 1 Share |
Sports / Re: Fact Check! Did Achraf Hakimi Register His Properties In His Mother's Name? by JohnNgene: 9:50pm On Apr 14, 2023 |
You people should stop confusing us biko. Lol. Join the Be Like Hakimi Facebook group www./belikehakimi |
Health / Re: Addicted To Coca-Cola by JohnNgene: 2:59pm On Apr 14, 2023 |
You sound really intelligent but you're not living up to your intelligence by allowing this addiction to control you. You need to abandon your addiction totally biko. Your body has been warning you and will soon revolt against you in a very drastic way. As a fitness coach, I will give you these two suggestions for free. 1. Become addicted to fruits or nuts. E.g bananas, apples, cashew nuts, groundnuts etc. 2. Start doing workouts everyday. I recommend yoga since you said you're slim. Consult me for a very affordable fee on +234 909 5000 603 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: Igbo Men should stop buying love by JohnNgene: 2:42pm On Apr 14, 2023 |
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Career / Re: Too Many Young People Are Getting Stuck 2-5yrs After Graduation by JohnNgene: 1:18pm On Apr 14, 2023 |
Learn any skill or handiwork. It will save your life. DM +234 909 5000 603 to join our WhatsApp group for Nairalanders. 2 Likes 1 Share |
TV/Movies / Gangs Of Lagos' Eyo Assasins by JohnNgene: 6:03pm On Apr 13, 2023 |
Fellow Nigerians, isn't it funny how the portrayal of the Eyo masquerades as assasins in a fictional Gangs of Lagos movie is generating controversy and receiving criticism from the Isale Eko Descendants Union, Vector and some other Lagosians? I use that word "fictional" because we must not forget that fiction is "something that does not exist in real life". That means that the Isale Eko mentioned in the fictional Gangs of Lagos movie does not exist in real life. The Eyo masquerades shown in the fictional Gangs of Lagos movie do not exist in real life. Obalola, Nino, Kazeem, London, Ifeanyi and all the other characters in the fictional Gangs of Lagos movie do not exist in real life. They only exist inside that movie called Gangs of Lagos. Then apart from the fact that fictional places, characters and masquerades in the movie should be regarded as nothing more than fiction, I think that the few people complaining may have missed a message from the Gods. At the beginning of the movie, a criminal disguised as an Eyo masquerade to assassinate somebody. At the end of the movie, that same criminal and his cabal were assassinated by other criminals disguised as Eyo masquerades. Is the message from the Gods now clear for all to see or am I the only one who can see it? The Gods of Lagos, Isale Eko and Yorùbáland are clearly warning that any mortal who dares desecrate the Eyo masquerade by using it to commit crimes, whether inside a fictional movie or in their own dreams, shall be punished no matter how long it takes. Let me end by thanking the Gods for giving me the opportunity to feature in this Gangs of Lagos movie. Even if I die today, "John Ngene" shall live forever as one of the "Young Party Members" inside the first Nigerian original movie to launch on Amazon Prime Video. +234 909 5000 603
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Religion / Religions vs God by JohnNgene: 10:54am On Apr 09, 2023 |
THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS JESUS What is wrong with a totally human Jesus born by a human mother who was impregnated by a human father and had human younger siblings? What is wrong with a normal Jesus who played like every normal child, learnt carpentry from his carpenter father, studied the laws and scriptures of his people and grew up to criticize the hypocrisy of the religious leaders of his time? What is wrong with a loving Jesus who taught about love for God and love for your neighbours regardless of where that neighbour comes from? There is nothing wrong with that Jesus chaachaa. Mana I have a problem with this Jesus. This Jesus who was born by a virgin impregnated by a spirit but is somehow still regarded as the son of Joseph. This Jesus who is the creator of all creations but was destined to be killed by his own creatures as a sacrifice to himself so that he can save them from their own sin. This Jesus who resurrected from death, ascended into heaven and promised to return since more than two thousand years ago. There is something wrong with this Jesus biko. What is wrong with this Jesus bu na his name, history, image and message has been hijacked, trademarked and mass-produced by some humans who have a hidden agenda. An agenda hidden to most humans who refuse to accept that there is something wrong with this Jesus. An agenda hidden to most humans who prefer to eat the body of this Jesus, to drink and soak themselves in the blood of this Jesus, bow to statues and images of this Jesus and to do all sorts of things in the name of this Jesus. To them, there is something wrong with anybody who knows that there is something wrong with this Jesus. 6 Likes
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Travel / Re: Reasons I No Longer Have Interest To Relocate To America by JohnNgene: 5:54pm On Apr 06, 2023 |
Nwanne m, did you factor in the political instability in Nigeria before deciding to stay? $5,000 (five thousand dollars) is a good amount for doing business in Nigeria. But biko use only half of it which is $2,500 (two thousand five hundred dollars) to do whatever business you plan to do in Nigeria and put the other half in a dollars or pounds domiciliary account. So that in case the business begins to frustrate you, you can still have money to fly out of Nigeria. You can send me $10 (ten dollars) for the quality advice I gave you o! Ask me for my account number on +234 909 5000 603. Lol. 39 Likes 1 Share |
Business / You Are A Brand Advertiser by JohnNgene: 6:41pm On Mar 29, 2023 |
There are four brands in this picture. The second is the most noticeable. The third is on that yellow polo shirt. The fourth is in the background. Gwam gwam gwam. Can you see, spot or identify who, what or where the first brand is? https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/activity:7046888586205405185
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Business / Re: CBN Releases Cash, Orders Banks To Operate On Saturdays And Sundays by JohnNgene: 9:21pm On Mar 24, 2023 |
Many people were withdrawing above 100k today at the bank today. The Supreme Court just postponed the nsogbu till December. Lol. My laptop is for sale. N70,000 (seventy thousand naira). If you're in Surulere, whatsapp me on 0909 5000 603 to see it. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Obidents- How We Can To Reclaim Our Votes by JohnNgene: 4:44pm On Mar 24, 2023 |
This is a great suggestion nwanne m. I'm surprised it hasn't gotten any comment since you posted it. I'm honoured to be the first. Lol. Mana I think you should change the title to something like "Obidients to sue INEC polling officers". It may help to give it more exposure and make it more appealing. Daalu papa o! Meanwhile, are you in any Obidient WhatsApp group where you can share this post? DM me on 0909 5000 603 let me give you some links. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A Committed Ghost Writer Needed by JohnNgene: 2:29pm On Mar 23, 2023 |
You may not be able to afford my ghostwriting services. Lol. I charge a minimum of $12 (twelve US dollars) for a maximum of 1,000 (one thousand) words that I write. Ife ọzọ bu na my output is limited to only two articles per week to ensure the delivery of high quality, well-researched, plagiarism-free articles. Anybody who wishes to evaluate my writing skills could take a look at one of my most popular threads here on Nairaland. https://www.nairaland.com/2947132/lagos-igbo-land-business-move Whatsapp me on +234 909 5000 603 |
Politics / Re: I Will Testify Against Obi If He Does Not Accept Defeat..... Chukwuma Dike by JohnNgene: 2:02pm On Mar 23, 2023 |
Peter Obi will be sworn in as president in August 2023. Biko screenshot this prophecy and follow GANFUWA on www.facebook.com/ganfuwa 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Profile Of Sheriff Oborevwori, Delta Governor-Elect by JohnNgene: 1:51pm On Mar 23, 2023 |
Peter Obi will be sworn in as president in August 2023. Biko screenshot this prophecy and follow GANFUWA on www.facebook.com/ganfuwa 4 Likes 1 Share |
Webmasters / Re: Has 'ecosia' Taken Over Google Search by JohnNgene: 9:47am On Mar 19, 2023 |
I've never heard of this Ecosia before now o! Are you sure this is not an advert? Lol. We have a WhatsApp group for African programmers. Send me a DM on +234 909 5000 603 if you would like to join the group. |
Religion / Re: Are All Leaders Appointed By God? by JohnNgene: 9:10am On Mar 19, 2023 |
Yes and No. Nwee ndidi let me explain biko. Lol. There are many Gods and every leader has a God that he or she bows to. There are different Gods like the God of humans, the God of non-humans, the God of Christians, the God of Muslims, the God of the British, the God of Nigeria and so many other Gods. That means that anybody who emerges a leader has been appointed or anointed by a certain God somewhere. Mana the God or Gods that created all creation and creatures is neither good nor evil. The God or Gods that created all creation and creatures does not have a religion. The God or Gods that created all creation loves diversity and ensures balance among all Its creatures. If you wish to learn more, follow me on Facebook www.facebook.com/johnrock44 where you can read my posts about God and the Gods. |
Politics / Re: Kalu, Wase, Jaji, Betara, Others Eye Gbajabiamila’s Seat As Race Kicks Off by JohnNgene: 5:03pm On Mar 12, 2023 |
GBAJABIAMILA FOR LAGOS STATE GOVERNOR 2027 I will support Gbajabiamila's gubernatorial ambition maka na he has performed exceptionally well in Surulere. Let him contact me on WhatsApp +234 909 5000 603 so that we can begin laying the blocks biko. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Is AMADIOHA The 'Yahweh' Of The Bible? by JohnNgene: 7:11am On Mar 04, 2023 |
I respect Ike Chi-ukwu Eluigwe for the way he always constructs his arguments as clearly and as logically as possible. Mana we must stop this obsession with religion ndi ọcha. Why must Amadiọha be equated with Angel Michael? Why can't Amadiọha just be left alone to be the Amadiọha that he is? Lol. Biko let's stop ridiculing Igbo spirituality or Omenala by trying to force it to align with the Abrahamic triplets of Judaism, Christianity and Islam. 2 Likes |
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