The fourth myth has to be TO GET A JOB, YOU MUST KNOW SOMEBODY.

We can't deny that i.m (ima mmadu) or connections are important in Nigeria. Lol. Mana that doesn't mean that you can't get a job based on only merit or your qualifications.

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Different strokes to different folks!!!

I had a terrible experience helping a guy and his family, I asked him what he wanted since I saw he was having problems feeding and he's a family to takecare.

He told me he wanted a grinding machine for grinding stuffs in a farm, I asked he send me the cost and he came up with 200k for the machine and transport to the farm.

I involved his wife so atleast he can be responsible and also told them they will pay the 200k pay. (This was in 2021)

Till today, I cant reach the guy, they both can not be found!

We have some good Nigerians and we also have the TERRIBLE ones!!!!

All the best guys!!!

Chai! He may already be doing business in his village with that grinding machine. Who knows?

Married men have too many financial responsibilities to take care of. Especially if he has a child. Sometimes I'm tempted to remain single forever because I wonder how married men cope. Lol. I just hope the man redeems himself by contacting you to apologise and repay you your money.

Meanwhile, I checked your posts and noticed that you sell cars. Can you give me an opportunity to help you with marketing your cars while you pay me on a commission basis?

I first read about this sexual transmutation in Napoleon Hill's Think and Grow Rich. I think it's good to abstain from sex and masturbation sometimes.

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1. I'm a fitness coach with the handle @MinisterOfWorkout on Instagram.

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Should I pay the €20 (twenty euros) registration fee for Helpx? I'm wondering if it's worth it for Nigerians.

Is there any Nigerian here who has benefited from Helpx? Share your experience biko.

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Fellow Nigerians, isn't it funny how the portrayal of the Eyo masquerades as assasins in a fictional Gangs of Lagos movie is generating controversy and receiving criticism from the Isale Eko Descendants Union, Vector and some other Lagosians?

I use that word "fictional" because we must not forget that fiction is "something that does not exist in real life". That means that the Isale Eko mentioned in the fictional Gangs of Lagos movie does not exist in real life. The Eyo masquerades shown in the fictional Gangs of Lagos movie do not exist in real life. Obalola, Nino, Kazeem, London, Ifeanyi and all the other characters in the fictional Gangs of Lagos movie do not exist in real life. They only exist inside that movie called Gangs of Lagos.

Then apart from the fact that fictional places, characters and masquerades in the movie should be regarded as nothing more than fiction, I think that the few people complaining may have missed a message from the Gods. At the beginning of the movie, a criminal disguised as an Eyo masquerade to assassinate somebody. At the end of the movie, that same criminal and his cabal were assassinated by other criminals disguised as Eyo masquerades.

Is the message from the Gods now clear for all to see or am I the only one who can see it?

The Gods of Lagos, Isale Eko and Yorùbáland are clearly warning that any mortal who dares desecrate the Eyo masquerade by using it to commit crimes, whether inside a fictional movie or in their own dreams, shall be punished no matter how long it takes.

Let me end by thanking the Gods for giving me the opportunity to feature in this Gangs of Lagos movie. Even if I die today, "John Ngene" shall live forever as one of the "Young Party Members" inside the first Nigerian original movie to launch on Amazon Prime Video.

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THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS JESUS

What is wrong with a totally human Jesus born by a human mother who was impregnated by a human father and had human younger siblings? What is wrong with a normal Jesus who played like every normal child, learnt carpentry from his carpenter father, studied the laws and scriptures of his people and grew up to criticize the hypocrisy of the religious leaders of his time? What is wrong with a loving Jesus who taught about love for God and love for your neighbours regardless of where that neighbour comes from? There is nothing wrong with that Jesus chaachaa.

Mana I have a problem with this Jesus. This Jesus who was born by a virgin impregnated by a spirit but is somehow still regarded as the son of Joseph. This Jesus who is the creator of all creations but was destined to be killed by his own creatures as a sacrifice to himself so that he can save them from their own sin. This Jesus who resurrected from death, ascended into heaven and promised to return since more than two thousand years ago. There is something wrong with this Jesus biko.

What is wrong with this Jesus bu na his name, history, image and message has been hijacked, trademarked and mass-produced by some humans who have a hidden agenda. An agenda hidden to most humans who refuse to accept that there is something wrong with this Jesus. An agenda hidden to most humans who prefer to eat the body of this Jesus, to drink and soak themselves in the blood of this Jesus, bow to statues and images of this Jesus and to do all sorts of things in the name of this Jesus. To them, there is something wrong with anybody who knows that there is something wrong with this Jesus.

Nwanne m, did you factor in the political instability in Nigeria before deciding to stay?

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There are four brands in this picture. The second is the most noticeable. The third is on that yellow polo shirt. The fourth is in the background.

Gwam gwam gwam. Can you see, spot or identify who, what or where the first brand is?

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Many people were withdrawing above 100k today at the bank today. The Supreme Court just postponed the nsogbu till December. Lol.

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This is a great suggestion nwanne m.

I'm surprised it hasn't gotten any comment since you posted it. I'm honoured to be the first. Lol.

Mana I think you should change the title to something like "Obidients to sue INEC polling officers". It may help to give it more exposure and make it more appealing. Daalu papa o!

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You may not be able to afford my ghostwriting services. Lol.

I charge a minimum of $12 (twelve US dollars) for a maximum of 1,000 (one thousand) words that I write.

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Yes and No.

Nwee ndidi let me explain biko. Lol.

There are many Gods and every leader has a God that he or she bows to.

There are different Gods like the God of humans, the God of non-humans, the God of Christians, the God of Muslims, the God of the British, the God of Nigeria and so many other Gods.

That means that anybody who emerges a leader has been appointed or anointed by a certain God somewhere.

Mana the God or Gods that created all creation and creatures is neither good nor evil.

The God or Gods that created all creation and creatures does not have a religion.

The God or Gods that created all creation loves diversity and ensures balance among all Its creatures.

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GBAJABIAMILA FOR LAGOS STATE GOVERNOR 2027

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I respect Ike Chi-ukwu Eluigwe for the way he always constructs his arguments as clearly and as logically as possible.

Mana we must stop this obsession with religion ndi ọcha. Why must Amadiọha be equated with Angel Michael? Why can't Amadiọha just be left alone to be the Amadiọha that he is? Lol.

Biko let's stop ridiculing Igbo spirituality or Omenala by trying to force it to align with the Abrahamic triplets of Judaism, Christianity and Islam.

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The problem is not exactly in how Anambra man treats women.

The real issue is in his reason for and timing of treating women that way.
Whether you're from Anambra or not, as a rule, you're meant to reward a woman for being good, loyal, submissive and committed to you AFTER SHE HAS DONE ALL THESE.
But the typical Anambra Man tries to buy/get a woman to be his girl, to be good to him and be loyal and Submissive to him BY DOING EVERYTHING HE'S SUPPOSED TO DO AFTER SHE HAS DONE HER PART.

Do you see where the problem is?

An Anambra man puts the cart before the horse instead of the horse in front of the cart so that the horse can pull the cart.

THIS IS WHAT MAKES YOU THE SIMPING CAPITAL OF THE WORLD.

You think you should buy/pay the girl into dating/
marrying you instead of giving her more of these things AFTER she has already become yours and made sacrifices to show that she's interested in making a relationship/marriage with you to succeed.

An Anambra man does not understand that even after rewarding her with his marital commitment, her continued enjoyment of his provision and protection should be contingent on her continued loyalty, Femininity, submission and complete commitment to him.
While you were dating her, she was a good woman and that's why you offered her your commitment. In marriage, she should maintain the same good behaviour that earned her your marital commitment so that she'll keep receiving/enjoying the benefits you offer her.
Simple.

Let me summarise it again for those konk-head Anambra Men who think AllaKaduna hates them

1. She must earn your commitment before you marry her and she earns it by being feminine, loyal, submissive and fully committed to you her man.
2. After marriage, she must continue to display those traits that made you marry her. In fact, she should become better at them. This is the reason you should continue offering her the value you have for her.

These are rules for all men, not just Anambra man
But no, because you have the Spirit Of Anambra
- You think you're lomantic because you can buy 12 cars for a woman who does not even rate you?
- You think you're a man if you can build a house for a random girl's mother within the first one month you met the girl just so that she will accept your dating proposal?

This is what makes you a fool. Doing the most to beg a woman to date you.

Conversely, if you do these things for her or her family AFTER she's proven her loyalty, submission and full commitment to you, that's what actually makes you a king. Not doing them before.

What exactly do you do or have you done for a woman that more sensible men haven't done 200 times more for their women?

You think bragging that you spent 100 million to marry a streets girl you met yesterday is a flex and makes you an odogwu?

I laugh when I hear an Anambra man saying he's a good husband because he spent 5 million Naira to woo a retired hookup queen who still runs her hookup business from his house.

Fool, stop!

I ate at this restaurant for the first time ever today. I was blown away by the neatness of the place. And guess what? The meals are prepared by this man who introduced himself to me as Big Daddy.

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Mana chelukwa o! I've also noticed that men are generally better cooks and chefs than women. Who else has noticed it?