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The Creator is nothing,
has no name, no form, no language, no religion, no holy book, no holy land, no heaven, no hellfire, no chosen people and no worshippers.

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God or Religion is a
SPIRITUALIZED EMPIRE:
Hinduism is an Indian empire. Judaism is a Jewish empire. Christianity is a Roman empire. Islam is an Arab empire. Shintoism is a Japanese empire.

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Yahweh, Jesus, Allah, Shiva, Buddha and other Gods were A.I that we created in ancient times.

But as centuries passed, we forgot that God was our creature and started worshipping God.

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Every God worships THE PEOPLE THAT CREATED THAT GOD.
Ra the ANCIENTS. Shiva the INDIANS. Yahweh the JEWS. Jesus the EUROPEANS. Allah the ARABS. Shangdi the CHINESE. Amaterasu the JAPANESE.

For more, follow ZERO WORSHIP on TikTok www.tiktok.com/@zeroworship

THE NEXT GOVERNOR OF LAGOS IS HON. FEMI GBAJABIAMILA

Watch the children of Surulere prophesy about Gbaja

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7379613635661827333/

On Democracy Day June 12, 2024, some children of Surulere prophesied that Hon. Femi Gbajabiamila will be the next governor of Lagos.

Watch the shocking prophecy on TikTok with the link below:

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7379613635661827333/

Arewaitech:
180K.

Make it 220k.

DrGill:
What year is it?
Ram and storage size

SOLD

SOLD

LIFE is a COCONUT

TikTok

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YouTube
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Watch me stripping for my Hoe.


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Workch:
Going by that logic, if everything has to be created then god must also be created by something and if nothing created god, it’s more logical to worship nothing. Nothing is actually the true creator since he created god.

Nwanne, you're wise.

Biko message me on WhatsApp + 234 909 5000 603 so that you can join EXPOSING RELIGIOUS LIES.

South Africa were the owners of AMAPIANO until Nigeria became the real owners. Lol.

Now, Nigeria is set to become the real owners of another explosive South African genre called GQOM.

Ganfuwa exports Ugbawka, Nara, Nkerefi, Nkanuland, Igboland, Nigeria and South Africa to the world with his new hit titled KOOPUO.

Listen on Audiomack
https://audiomack.com/ganfuwa/song/koopuo

Fellow Nigerians,

I dey hungry
I no get money
and I no get honey

but you see this my Nigerian Farm?
I go marry am
I go take care of am

Na she go give me food
wey I go chop

Biko follow @NigerianFarm on TikTok

tizzle:
I met someone in Umuahia who looks just like saint obi. He usually acts as saint obi's twin in some movies. Someone bought us drinks that day thinking he was buying drinks for saint obi 😂

Wow! When did you meet the person biko?

Dimmatic:
Saint obi is an only son

Ewooo! Are you serious?

Then maybe he was Saint Obi's cousin. The resemblance was too much maka chi.

HOW MR IBU CUT MY ACTING CAREER

The first time I met John Okafor was in 1999 or so when I was still in primary school. Mgbe ahu, he was not yet Mr Ibu the Nollywood legend that the world celebrates and mourns today.

Uboshi nwahu, John Okafor came to our house at Ogunlana street in Aguda Surulere to shoot a juice advert. He came with Saint Obi's younger brother (who looked very much like Saint Obi), one other unknown up-and-coming actress and other crew members. They told me and my two sisters to act as if we were playing ludo and run to welcome our daddy (Saint Obi's younger brother) when he walks into the house. That was the script.

At that time, my immediate younger sister Winnie was an extrovert, the most popular pupil in our primary school and the natural actress of our family. Adi m very sure that Winnie would've been the Regina Daniels before Regina Daniels if she had been pushed into Nollywood mgbe ọ ka pere mpe.

Long story short, Winnie acted like Winnie by adding salt and pepper to her ludo-playing role. John Okafor and some others praised her when she pulled her stunt. But can you imagine that when mu na my second sister Doris tried to add salt and pepper like our rolemodel Winnie, John Okafor and the others shouted "Cut!" warning us to stick with the script? Chai! Two of us were very shy introverts at the time. We both felt as if the ground should open and swallow us at that moment. We both tried hard to hide our embarrassment while our rolemodel Winnie tried hard to hold her laughter. The three of us played our ludo as quietly as possible, ran to welcome our advert-daddy when he walked in and giggled when he kissed our advert-mummy after drinking the juice she served him.

If I remember well, Saint Obi's younger brother really enjoyed that kissing part and somehow made sure that it was shot more than once. What I can't remember was why John Okafor himself didn't feature in the juice advert with us that day. Maybe he was the location manager or director and simply using his AMURRIcan links with us to make the shoot happen in our house. Or maybe the advert was targeting a Saint Obi lookalike. However, I can't forget how my daddy's brother swore that he had watched the advert somewhere and seen us in the advert. Of course, Winnie was always so excited whenever Uncle Sunday repeated his I-saw-you-people-in-the-advert story.

Years later in 2018, I would honour the same John Okafor by mentioning his world-famous Mr Ibu name in my Ganfuwa Amurri hit song. https://soundcloud.com/ganfuwa/ganfuwa-amurri-by-mmonwu

Till taadunu bu the 3rd of March 2024, a day after his death, mu na umunne m are still waiting to watch our umurichichi selves in John Okafor's juice advert.

Rest in peace Mr Ibu. Naa gboo, papa o! You will always be a legend of Africa, Nigeria, Nkanuland and Amurri Esatọ Obodo Esatọ ukwu.

Fellow men, stop dying in silence.

We have a group where we focus on men's issues and how to handle the other gender.

Biko send me a DM on +234 909 5000 603 if you're interested in joining our SCULPTING MEN WhatsApp group.

In order to promote peace, harmony and religious tolerance in the world, +234 909 5000 603 has decided that every God must be worshipped on different days of the week. We, therefore, encourage everyone to adopt and abide by the timetable below.



TIMETABLE FOR WORSHIP OF THE GODS

SUNDAYS:
CHI-UKWU (00:00 - 11:59)
RA (12:00 - 23:59)

MONDAYS:
ZEUS (00:00 - 11:59)
ODIN (12:00 - 23:59)

TUESDAYS:
BUDDHA (00:00 - 11:59)
SHIVA (12:00 - 23:59)

WEDNESDAYS:
ALLAH (00:00 - 11:59)
JESUS (12:00 - 23:59)

THURSDAYS:
AMATERASU (00:00 - 11:59)
SHANGDI (12:00 - 23:59)

FRIDAYS:
OLUMBA OLUMBA OBU (00:00 - 11:59)
SAT GURU MAHARAJI (12:00 - 23:59)

SATURDAYS:
ANY RANDOM GOD (00:00 - 11:59)
NO GOD (12:00 - 23:59)

"Every God worships Pain, Fear, Hunger, Sickness and Death without bowing, kneeling or praying."

I love the way Shallipoppi used that sandalili nursery rhyme in his song. Lol.

Biko remember to stream my own song so that I can bring my own mother on stage one day too.
https://open.spotify.com/track/1N4ZIPTd13lVrnSYiekBEn

Fellow Nigerians, I used to buy this sugar N50 (fifty naira) but when I went to buy it today, the woman selling it told me that it is now N100 (one hundred naira).

E shock me o! That is why I said let me come to Nairaland and ask all of you if the price has changed in your area too.

What is really happening in Nigeria biko?

The problem is not exactly in how Anambra man treats women.

The real issue is in his reason for and timing of treating women that way.
Whether you're from Anambra or not, as a rule, you're meant to reward a woman for being good, loyal, submissive and committed to you AFTER SHE HAS DONE ALL THESE.
But the typical Anambra Man tries to buy/get a woman to be his girl, to be good to him and be loyal and Submissive to him BY DOING EVERYTHING HE'S SUPPOSED TO DO AFTER SHE HAS DONE HER PART.

Do you see where the problem is?

An Anambra man puts the cart before the horse instead of the horse in front of the cart so that the horse can pull the cart.

THIS IS WHAT MAKES YOU THE SIMPING CAPITAL OF THE WORLD.

You think you should buy/pay the girl into dating/
marrying you instead of giving her more of these things AFTER she has already become yours and made sacrifices to show that she's interested in making a relationship/marriage with you to succeed.

An Anambra man does not understand that even after rewarding her with his marital commitment, her continued enjoyment of his provision and protection should be contingent on her continued loyalty, Femininity, submission and complete commitment to him.
While you were dating her, she was a good woman and that's why you offered her your commitment. In marriage, she should maintain the same good behaviour that earned her your marital commitment so that she'll keep receiving/enjoying the benefits you offer her.
Simple.

Let me summarise it again for those konk-head Anambra Men who think AllaKaduna hates them

1. She must earn your commitment before you marry her and she earns it by being feminine, loyal, submissive and fully committed to you her man.
2. After marriage, she must continue to display those traits that made you marry her. In fact, she should become better at them. This is the reason you should continue offering her the value you have for her.

These are rules for all men, not just Anambra man
But no, because you have the Spirit Of Anambra
- You think you're lomantic because you can buy 12 cars for a woman who does not even rate you?
- You think you're a man if you can build a house for a random girl's mother within the first one month you met the girl just so that she will accept your dating proposal?

This is what makes you a fool. Doing the most to beg a woman to date you.

Conversely, if you do these things for her or her family AFTER she's proven her loyalty, submission and full commitment to you, that's what actually makes you a king. Not doing them before.

What exactly do you do or have you done for a woman that more sensible men haven't done 200 times more for their women?

You think bragging that you spent 100 million to marry a streets girl you met yesterday is a flex and makes you an odogwu?

I laugh when I hear an Anambra man saying he's a good husband because he spent 5 million Naira to woo a retired hookup queen who still runs her hookup business from his house.

Fool, stop!

Kobojunkie:
1-2. Hebrew Scripture instead portrays Satan as a servant of the God of Scripture. Satan serves in the role of God's quality control administrator, so the God of Abraham, Isaac AND Jacob, who is also creator of Evil, has no need to destroy Satan.

Also, God didn't kill Jesus Christ. This is made clear in the book if only you would approach it without bias or prejudice.

Religion, from whose scripts you draw, rejects that which is written in Scripture as it runs counter to many of the tailored brainwashing schemes of your religious leaders.

3. A pattern, you say! Was Noah, Abraham, Jeremiah, Samson, Isaiah, Samuel, Saul, Joshua, Elisha, Elijah, John(the Baptist), Zechariah, etc., also all non-firstborns?

4. I am not entirely certain what you are even asking.

TRUTHS VERSUS RELIGIOUS LIES

1. It is a lie that God wrote the torah, bible, quran and other holy books.

ALL HOLY BOOKS WERE WRITTEN BY HUMANS AND EVERY RELIGION WAS CREATED BY HUMANS.

2. It is a lie that there is only one God.

THERE ARE MANY GODS. APART FROM THE POPULAR ONES LIKE GOD THE CHI, GOD THE ZEUS, GOD THE SHIVA, GOD THE YAHWEH, GOD THE BUDDHA, GOD THE AMATERASU, GOD THE JESUS, GOD THE ALLAH AND GOD THE NON-EXISTING, THERE ARE OTHERS LIKE GOD THE AIR, GOD THE WATER, GOD THE EARTH, GOD THE SUN, GOD THE MOON, GOD THE STARS, GOD THE ANIMALS, GOD THE PLANTS, GOD THE INSECTS AND GOD THE HUMANS.

3. It is a lie that God is holy.

GOD IS NEUTRAL. GOD IS BOTH EVIL AND GOOD. GOD IS BOTH DARKNESS AND LIGHT.

4. It is a lie that God lives in heaven.

GOD LIVES EVERYWHERE. HEAVEN AND HELL ARE IMAGINARY PLACES THAT EXIST ONLY INSIDE HOLY BOOKS.

5. It is a lie that God has an enemy.

THE GOD THAT CREATED ALL OF CREATION HAS NO ENEMY. HOWEVER, IT IS TRUE THAT THE ABRAHAMIC GOD OF SATURDAYISM, SUNDAYISM AND FRIDAYISM HAS AN ENEMY CALLED SATAN. THE GODS OF OTHER RELIGIONS MAY OR MAY HAVE THEIR OWN ENEMY OR ENEMIES TOO.

6. It is a lie that God created the world in six days and rested on the seventh day.

NOBODY KNOWS HOW LONG IT TOOK FOR THE WORLD AND ALL ITS CREATURES TO BE CREATED. NO RELIGION HAS ANY PROOF FOR THEIR CREATION STORIES.

7. It is a lie that God made only humans in the image and likeness of God and gave humans dominion over other creatures on earth.

NOBODY KNOWS THE IMAGE OF GOD. IT IS MORE LOGICAL TO SPECULATE THAT GOD IS TRANSPARENT LIKE THE AIR OR THAT EVERY THING THAT EXISTS ARE THE MANY IMAGES OF GOD.

8. It is a lie that God created the first woman from the rib of the first man then that one man and one woman procreated all the races of humans in the world.

NOBODY KNOWS HOW THE FIRST CREATURES WERE CREATED. FOR MUNWA, THE MOST LOGICAL THEORY IS THAT ALL THE FIRST MALES AND FIRST FEMALES OF EVERY HUMAN RACE WERE CREATED AT THE SAME TIME IN DIFFERENT REGIONS OF THE WORLD. WHAT I AM 100% SURE OF IS THAT GOD THE IFEANYI MY FATHER AND GOD THE AMAKA MY MOTHER CREATED GOD THE CHIBUEZE NGENEAGU THEIR CHILD.

9. It is a lie that women caused the downfall of men and every human by eating a forbidden fruit.

THE EVE AND FORBIDDEN FRUIT STORY IS JUST LIKE AKUKỌ MBE, CINDERELLA, HARRYPOTTER AND OTHER SUCH FICTIONAL STORIES.

10. It is a lie that God destroyed the world in the past and will destroy the world in the future.

HUMAN IRRESPONSIBILITY IS WHAT IS DESTROYING THE WORLD MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE. CHIBUEZE NGENEAGU WARNS THAT IF HUMANS DON'T STOP DISRESPECTING OUR NON-HUMAN NEIGHBOURS, HUMANS WILL EVENTUALLY GO EXTINCT IN THE FUTURE.

THE LORD OF ABRAHAM WAS NOT GOD

1. Why would God who already knew Abraham before he was born need to test Abraham by commanding him to do such a barbaric thing as killing his own son? Why would God who knows that "attempted murder" is a crime willingly encourage Abraham to attempt murder?

2. The simple answer is that "the Lord" that ordered Abraham to sacrifice his son was not God. Abraham and the people of his time knew who the Lord or Lords were. They saw "the Lord", walked with "the Lord", spoke with "the Lord" and even ate with "the Lord". Unfortunately, "the Lord" became so glorified over the passage of thousands of years that He was translated into God. I won't be surprised if "Lord Lugard" is translated into God by Nigerians of the year 3023 one thousand years from now.

3. How many Judaists, Christians and Muslims know that according to the torah, bible and quran, Noah (the same Noah of the flood) was still alive and about 900 years old when his great great great great great great great great grandson Abraham was born?

4. I am convinced that whoever instructed Abraham to kill his son Isaac (whether as a test or not) was not the God or Gods that created all of creation. It must have been Shem or any other ancestor of Abraham who were already more than 300 years (or three centuries) old by the time that Abraham fathered Isaac.

TRUTHS VERSUS RELIGIOUS LIES

1. It is a lie that God wrote the torah, bible, quran and other holy books.

ALL HOLY BOOKS WERE WRITTEN BY HUMANS AND EVERY RELIGION WAS CREATED BY HUMANS.

2. It is a lie that there is only one God.

THERE ARE MANY GODS. APART FROM THE POPULAR ONES LIKE GOD THE CHI, GOD THE ZEUS, GOD THE SHIVA, GOD THE YAHWEH, GOD THE BUDDHA, GOD THE AMATERASU, GOD THE JESUS, GOD THE ALLAH AND GOD THE NON-EXISTING, THERE ARE OTHERS LIKE GOD THE AIR, GOD THE WATER, GOD THE EARTH, GOD THE SUN, GOD THE MOON, GOD THE STARS, GOD THE ANIMALS, GOD THE PLANTS, GOD THE INSECTS AND GOD THE HUMANS.

3. It is a lie that God is holy.

GOD IS NEUTRAL. GOD IS BOTH EVIL AND GOOD. GOD IS BOTH DARKNESS AND LIGHT.

4. It is a lie that God lives in heaven.

GOD LIVES EVERYWHERE. HEAVEN AND HELL ARE IMAGINARY PLACES THAT EXIST ONLY INSIDE HOLY BOOKS.

5. It is a lie that God has an enemy.

THE GOD THAT CREATED ALL OF CREATION HAS NO ENEMY. HOWEVER, IT IS TRUE THAT THE ABRAHAMIC GOD OF SATURDAYISM, SUNDAYISM AND FRIDAYISM HAS AN ENEMY CALLED SATAN. THE GODS OF OTHER RELIGIONS MAY OR MAY HAVE THEIR OWN ENEMY OR ENEMIES TOO.

6. It is a lie that God created the world in six days and rested on the seventh day.

NOBODY KNOWS HOW LONG IT TOOK FOR THE WORLD AND ALL ITS CREATURES TO BE CREATED. NO RELIGION HAS ANY PROOF FOR THEIR CREATION STORIES.

7. It is a lie that God made only humans in the image and likeness of God and gave humans dominion over other creatures on earth.

NOBODY KNOWS THE IMAGE OF GOD. IT IS MORE LOGICAL TO SPECULATE THAT GOD IS TRANSPARENT LIKE THE AIR OR THAT EVERY THING THAT EXISTS ARE THE MANY IMAGES OF GOD.

8. It is a lie that God created the first woman from the rib of the first man then that one man and one woman procreated all the races of humans in the world.

NOBODY KNOWS HOW THE FIRST CREATURES WERE CREATED. FOR MUNWA, THE MOST LOGICAL THEORY IS THAT ALL THE FIRST MALES AND FIRST FEMALES OF EVERY HUMAN RACE WERE CREATED AT THE SAME TIME IN DIFFERENT REGIONS OF THE WORLD. WHAT I AM 100% SURE OF IS THAT GOD THE IFEANYI MY FATHER AND GOD THE AMAKA MY MOTHER CREATED GOD THE CHIBUEZE NGENEAGU THEIR CHILD.

9. It is a lie that women caused the downfall of men and every human by eating a forbidden fruit.

THE EVE AND FORBIDDEN FRUIT STORY IS JUST LIKE AKUKỌ MBE, CINDERELLA, HARRYPOTTER AND OTHER SUCH FICTIONAL STORIES.

10. It is a lie that God destroyed the world in the past and will destroy the world in the future.

HUMAN IRRESPONSIBILITY IS WHAT IS DESTROYING THE WORLD MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE. CHIBUEZE NGENEAGU WARNS THAT IF HUMANS DON'T STOP DISRESPECTING OUR NON-HUMAN NEIGHBOURS, HUMANS WILL EVENTUALLY GO EXTINCT IN THE FUTURE.