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Mariinee:
Looool.
I don't have yet.

gosh! me too am single, but do u have d qualities above? maybe i can sample ur apple.

Mariinee:
Kpele

iwo gan okun, describe urs naa

let describe our future partner


FOR ME

BEATIFUL GIRL: yes i nee a beauty



FIGURE 8: not too short, not too tall, not too thin, not fat


CHOCOLATE SKIN: i dont too much like yellow girl



INTELLIGENT GIRL: a girl who can contribute nicely to whatever plan we have not expecting me to do the thinking all the time


NOT TOO SOFT MINDED: i dont like girl who take shiit and i dont need a fighter, but a girl indepedent enough to react at the right time, not too soft not to hard 50/50%.

describe yours:::::::::

please my teacher have been tolding me in school but have forgoted it an tommorrow is our exam, PLS WHAT ARE A NOUN? thanks.

hs

who is illbliss? Here in jamaica we dont even knw illbliss we only knw healthybliss

islam and stupidity are like bread and butter so compatable

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bearded guy or a guy without beard which one do u prefer?

TizaBaibe:
Hey peeps.... Am not coming out for mr nairaland.. Am just sum wrongly treated dude who needs the right lady to hook up with for sumtin serious am 25 living in lagos... Nt rich.... Promise d best loving a nigerian guy can offer.... Dis aint a joke... If u think u want me n u understand divine arrangement... Think over it... Come get me

chase mone¥ and bitches will chase u

Since dis expensive shiit kept on destro¥ing dere own land in d name of fighting d government i care less about dem

ambgiano:
Help!!! Dear Nairalanders, please tell me how to dissuade my potential girl who is still so much in love with her ex. They were both AS genotype, so, couldn't get along. Her addiction to him is hurting me so much. Advise on what to tell her and how to go about it please.

i would have adviced u but here in iraq we dont date leftovers we date new girls with no former relationship due to d high population of ladies

TrapQueen77:



How many times u shud celebrate Ur bday? Does Ur momma gave birth to u every 6months?



Chaaaai!

ode! Mumu girl! Oloshi omo!

Today is me birthday, show me love

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here, we dont have flat chested ladies, so i cant relate with dis

Toks2008:
Child abuse is an understatement. I call it child destruction.

Infact they beat us for an offence in advance or an offence they preempt for us.

Mr yesterday kid, u must have grown from from a very rural area for u to experience all dis shit.

Fmartin:
Hw i wish oda girls tink lyk u. Bt unfortunately dey dnt. Frm ur ryt up i cn deduce u ar a runs girl. Datin a broke guy nd gvin hm money hs bcm a crime abi? Dis thread is daft.

translator pls!!!! wats dis nigga tryna tell us?

Sexycleopatra:
Guys are very very funny creatures, haha. They just think we ladies are fools, buh truth be told, we are just as smart as you guys are. Now leme share with u five things Guys think must happen when dey havn some sort of "transaction" with a female.


1. After taking us out for an expensive date, we must reciprocate by sleeping with u guys.


Can u just imagine? Do we look so cheap? So u think we will open our precious legs for some worthless food? Or some expensive outing, sort of. Oh come off it... some of dem even feel like it's their right.. you can't buy sex wit food na, it's so not right.. a girl will only give u her cookie if she wants to, not because of ur "damn outings" u take us to. Don't think like dat next time please. We ain't sex dolls.

and u tink we are father xmas?

@op i would have read ur post, but we are allergic to novel/super story here in islamabad.

Thanks.

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tank jah i live in jupiter where we are lawless

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psalmchi:
I av bio311 exam today nd i still dey romance section reading love posts on how to woo my course mates in exam hall. Wah should i do so i wont fail. D lecturer na hot,sexy woman, pals teach me tips on how to enter her. I won Bleep her really hard.

dis guy is mad again

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