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Politics › Re: Ngozi Okonjo-iweala To Talk To Christiane Amanpour Tonight by Johnnoah1st: 5:44pm On Apr 16, 2013
PLEASE WHY IS IT THAT NAIRALAND IS FILLED WITH BORING NEWS THIS DAYS?
Islam › Re: Jumua'h Prayers: The Conversation From Surah Jumua'h by Johnnoah1st: 2:54pm On Mar 15, 2013
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Food › Re: When Last Did You Eat On Your Dinning Table? by Johnnoah1st: 11:07am On Mar 14, 2013
POLICE CAP: Well, for me that part of the house(dinning) is beginning to look like a wasted space..

I can't actually remember when last I settled down to eat on the dinning table. Its either I'm there cos I'm discussing with sm1 who is busy close-by, or I'm monitoring something close.

The ethics of eating on the dinning table dosnt captivate me like is depicted in movies, I can't face the isolation when places like the sitting room or even the room is an option.

Let's express the fun....What do you think?
. y are u people still asking questions here on nairaland? or DO nairaland luk like google.com 4 ur eyes? are u a learner?
Politics › Re: Soludo, Others Join Anambra Governorship Race by Johnnoah1st: 9:41am On Mar 14, 2013
jentlsoul: 1 to comment for first time
meanwhile bros u we need to go back to school cus it seems u no sabi 1,2,3. THANKS
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Arsenal - UCL (0 - 2) - On 13th March 2013 by Johnnoah1st: 8:14pm On Mar 13, 2013
goooal!! arsenal have scored
Car Talk › Re: Accident On Third Mainland Bridge This Morning by Johnnoah1st: 5:46pm On Mar 13, 2013
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Travel › Re: Aero Flights Grounded Nationwide by Johnnoah1st: 5:45pm On Mar 13, 2013
space reserved till further notice. THANKS
Science/Technology › Re: World’s Ugliest Dog Wins $1000 And A Year’s Supply Of Dog Biscuit by Johnnoah1st: 5:36pm On Mar 13, 2013
iamlukky: Mugly, an eight-year-old Chinese Crested from Peterborough, won a $1,000, a year's supply of dog biscuits, a photoshoot and a VIP hotel stay when he became officially recognised as the world's ugliest dog last year.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/06/23/article-2163560-13BFB070000005DC-979_634x549.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/06/23/article-2163560-13BEC82F000005DC-627_634x423.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/06/23/article-2163560-13BF02A2000005DC-799_634x430.jpg
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Science/Technology › Re: World’s Ugliest Dog Wins $1000 And A Year’s Supply Of Dog Biscuit by Johnnoah1st: 5:35pm On Mar 13, 2013
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Nairaland General › Re: Homeless Man Feeding On Sacrificial Food In Lagos by Johnnoah1st:
@op alright we don here,
NB: pls note dat this space is copyright own and reserved by high chief, president,comrade JOHNNOAH1ST, any attempt to hide or quote my post without my concept by any individual, organisation, seun,mukina, sexkill,henoric1 shall be charge to the court of law 4 the act of discrimination, 419ology and other offensive act. THANKS.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea: FA Cup (2 - 2) On 10th March 2013 by Johnnoah1st: 3:28pm On Mar 10, 2013
goal!!! torres don score, its man u 0-1 chelsea
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea To Sell Torres For £15 Million ? by Johnnoah1st: 3:26pm On Mar 10, 2013
@op do dis increase my monthly salary
Romance › Re: How Do You Tell A Date, They Have Bad Breath? by Johnnoah1st: 11:39am On Mar 10, 2013
Strauskhan1: How to tell her.
You: i wanna tell you somthin.
Girlfriend: whats that? (so inquisitive, thinking its wedding proposal).
You: your breath............
Girlfriend: what 'bout it? (gives an erratic look)
You: it 'smells' good smiley
Girlfriend: thanks.
You: but.........
Girlfriend: what?
You: it stinks!!!!!!!!!! :/
Seriously.....thats just how to say it, and I really cant assure you its gonna go well grin , make sure you keep your distance to avoid sporadic slaps. Lo ba tan. Se mo wi re?? grin grin
guy u dey craze oo, Shey u wan kill person ni?
Romance › Re: How Do You Tell A Date, They Have Bad Breath? by Johnnoah1st: 11:38am On Mar 10, 2013
Strauskhan1: How to tell her.
You: i wanna tell you somthin.
Girlfriend: whats that? (so inquisitive, thinking its wedding proposal).
You: your breath............
Girlfriend: what 'bout it? (gives an erratic look)
You: it 'smells' good smiley
Girlfriend: thanks.
You: but.........
Girlfriend: what?
You: it stinks!!!!!!!!!! :/
Seriously.....thats just how to say it, and I really cant assure you its gonna go well grin , make sure you keep your distance to avoid sporadic slaps. Lo ba tan. Se mo wi re?? grin grin
Family › Re: Photos Of Mother's Day Laughter & Joy by Johnnoah1st: 10:08am On Mar 10, 2013
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Fashion › Re: Ladies, Would You Rock This Hairstyle? by Johnnoah1st: 4:48pm On Mar 09, 2013
[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]ara re ko ya. U r messing wt my post. Ur own don finish 4 dz site![/quote]y are u always monitering my post on dis site? dey send u to me?
Celebrities › Re: Celebrities At The AMVCA Pre-award Party Last Night by Johnnoah1st: 4:24pm On Mar 09, 2013
abeg wetin kosin me, me and dem dey share dsame life 2gether?
Sports › Re: African Footballers That Never Won Apoty Award by Johnnoah1st: 1:35pm On Mar 09, 2013
Jarus: Observation: all but Benni McCarthy are midfielders and defenders.

Also, all the winners from 1993 to date are strikers/forwards (Yekini 93, Weah 95, Kanu 96, Ikpeba 97, Kanu 99, Mboma 2000, Diouf 2001, Diouf 2002, Eto'o 2003, 2004, 2005, 2010, Drogba 2006, Kanoute 2007, Adebayor 2008, Drogba 2009) , except Yaya Toure (2011, 2012) and probably Amuneke (94) and Hadji(98) who were attcking midfielders.

Telling us goals decide the game and people see you only if you score. A midfielder has to do 3 times more exceptionally a striker, a defender 5 times and a goal keeper 7 times before you can win award.
story! Story!
Sports › Re: Rangers Vs Enyimba (1 - 0) On 9th March 2013 by Johnnoah1st: 1:27pm On Mar 09, 2013
slex the boss: Am not igbo. I am Yoruba but my favorite club is enyimba. Shame on the poster that wrote he doesnt support igbo club. First of , no one asked you which club you supported. Secondly , no one cares who you are and where you come from because you are insignificant. Thirdly because of dim-wits like you. Nigeria still is backward. EWU. ONYARA.
Sports › Re: Rangers Vs Enyimba (1 - 0) On 9th March 2013 by Johnnoah1st: 1:23pm On Mar 09, 2013
clog: My house is α stone throw from the stad. Am gonna be @ d stadium live. I hope its nt gonna be α waste of my limited time.
bros no dey form 4 here oo, wat do u mean by limited time? But u no get work b4 now, so wat are u using ur time 4?
Fashion › Re: Ladies, Would You Rock This Hairstyle? by Johnnoah1st: 1:13pm On Mar 09, 2013
[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]What's this? Just like a cow's dung. & it may take her several hours to make it. What a waste of time & self punishment![/quote]bros i beg no dey form 4 here, just tell us d truth say u no get money wey u fit give person to do dis kind of hair. no dey say waste of time again instead just say i no get money. LOBATAN
Fashion › Re: Ladies, Would You Rock This Hairstyle? by Johnnoah1st: 1:04pm On Mar 09, 2013
[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]Kissing to local
click like if u want dz boy to re-write english language in WAEC/GCE.[/quote]hmmm? [quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]but bros johnnoah1st am i really stupiid 4 d post above?[/quote]yes oo my guy but u are not only stupiid but u are also among dos 18millions nigeria dat are mentally ill, though ur foolishness migth not stop me 4rm relocating u to ARO physiatric hospital ASAP cus i wont want u to cause any 4der damage in ur area. LOBATAN.
Celebrities › Re: Nkem Owoh And Funke Akindele 'Kissing' by Johnnoah1st: 9:48am On Mar 09, 2013
BBPREYEgarri: What is nkem owoh pls?
he is a farmer in burundi

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