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Eating everything cus he may not take dere again after knwing each other in cnmplex |
Ooh!!! Gyan, wat a miss |
Den wetin kosin me, or should we start running away because of dat? |
Syenite: . What kind of predictn is this?wat planet are u from? Don't u knw 2teams from group c and a team from group d can't be ín semi-final? Have u 4goten dey we face each other in quater final and only 2teams we make it to semifina. So how com 3 teams from group c and group d make it to semifinal? |
D only way to solve d problem of dis world is to gather all muslims (except yoruba muslims) into a container and drop atomic bomb into d container, after dat d world we be d most peacefull place to leave. |
~Bluetooth:u are a fool, but how do u manage to get out of dat burundi refugees camp where u are? |
Pls who is keshi? Is keshi a name? |
PetroDollas: How do you expect an eediot with a fish brain to know about Ghana or Egypt?LOL talk of meaningless sh1t! are you sure you ever went to school?a maggot is a maggot no other name to call it, so u are a great maggot. |
PetroDollas: Our opponents are already shaking with fear oooh.those headless,clueless,bombastic chickens should start fasting so that we don't meet them ooh,or it will be another 7-0 bashing be dat. We are a blessed nation.GHANA osee yeee.pls wat is ghana? Is ghana an adjective use in qualifying a fool? Or a pronoun for barboon? |
+233:wat is ghana and egypt? Are dey local governments in burundi? |
It we be ZAMBIA VS NIGERIA rematch |
safarigirl: This is the only Reason to watch Nigeria-Zambia match.pls who is dis? Was he one of dos refugees in senegal? |
acidtalk: *Nigeria Will Have a Terrible outing in the forthcoming AFCON. The country will barely move out of group stages.dat page have been bookmarked, but nigeria we get out of group stage and we surely facing north africa team, tunisia to be specific, and am seeing dem beating us by 2-1 but if we can get past quater final, we are surely going to final, and am seeing nigeria we pull a suprise in dis tornament, if u notice wen we are facing catalonia people have started predicting 10-0 loss 4 dem yet dey play a 1-1 draw, and in cape verde match people have started predicting nigeria we beat dem 5-0 yet we play a draw, but dis present tournament nigeria we suprise every body, |
blink182: Someone told me at first, I didn't really believe until yesterday. I am being charged about N4 per minute to call any mtn number.dat is simply because u are on mtn pulse and u are calling mtn pulse number |
Pls wat is ghana? Is ghana a noun? |
IYA NGBALI: I knows that nigeria cannot winnning these cup,what I doesn't know is who is going to wins itu mean nigeria cannot winning these cup? yeepa!!! Omo see grammer, hahahaha, nairaland no go kill me oo. |
Surely we will get out of group stage, and we are going to face tunisia in quater- final, but am am seeing dem beating us by 2-1, but if we can defeat tunisia am seeing ZAMBIA VS NIGERIA rematch final. Mark my words!!! |
What is police? Pls is police another name for a goat? |
Bisi komolafe's Fiance Babatunde Ijaodola speaks at last on Bisi Issues after been Accussed of Killing Her. On Bisi’s Jeep and properties Tunde: Bisi’s property, I don't think it is a proper thing for family members to be fighting me for bisi’s properties less than 24hours after Bisi’s death when we should be mourning her. Bisi died at age 27 and it is sad. I am sending the Honda Pilot back to them, sad enough Bisi’s parents do not have issues with me but her extended family members. Please note I have given them time and place to pick the car. On the accusation he went back to pack Bisi's properties Tunde: I came back to Nigeria on Oct 24th and Bisi and I left the Ikorodu flat on OCT 26TH and till I talk I have never been to the Ikorodu apartment I rented for her. It is shocking what i am hearing, when i met Bisishe was living in Ajao Estate I was the one who rented the Ikorodu apartment for her. On accusation he was hiding Bisi from people Tunde: I had to change Bisi’s numbers because she needed rest, when she was ill people kept calling her for work, it is sad that Bisi died the way she did. One of the main issue between me and her family was that when Bisi’s sickness dragged on I went spiritual and we were told her problems were spiritual but her family didn't allow us to take her for spiritual care. I loved Bisi till she died and she loved me, what property of Bisi will I take, please go and ask about me I am from a good family background and we are comfortable, my father retired as a Permanent Secretary in Lagos and I have a thriving car business. On going back to his former wife Tunde: All that are craps, till Bisi died she was my wife and I will forever cherish her. |
Jarus: 1, Ejide: Made a couple of good saves, even though it was more of bad finishing from the Cape Verdean strikers. Later had muscle pull. 6ok |
[quote author=olu4life]While we are on the subject of end of year lists, this one should be really important. There are certain people who have made it their business to ensure that we hear the sound of their voices in the New Year. We are sending this list up to Heaven as a prayer request – we want to hear them no more in 2013. 1. Osaze Peter Odemwingie: What is it about grown men that makes them lose all sense of… sense once they sign into Twitter? Osaze does it all – rant, whine, moan, and make a grand fool of himself as we have seen on full display over the past few weeks just because the national team made a wise decision to call him bluff. To make matters worse, he can’t even string a correct English sentence together. Just go away, Peter. (Read ‘Osaze lacks respect… We can’t continue to baby-sit him’ – Joseph Yobo HERE] 2. Doyin Okupe: What purpose exactly, does this elephant in the room, serve in the government of Goodluck Ebele Jonathan? We all know already that he is ineffective, making statements that rile even members of the President’s own party. And even though I evidently see that he enjoys the role of a lowly attack dog much too much, it still doesn’t make it right that this administration has inflicted this torture upon us. If you must get an attack dog, at least get ones who thinks before he talks, Aso Rock please. 3. Kola Boof: Predictably, all hell will be let loose once her Google Alert informs her of this rare mention of her name in the media. Rare, but not for want of trying. From picking fights with Nigerian blogger Linda Ikeji (and then calling her “my sister” five minutes after) to claiming that she “deep throats” actor Djimon Honsou (who of course ran as far away from her as any sane man would), the once-upon-a-time author Kola Boof has been a machine of Twitter scandals and transparent attention-seeking. Unfortunately, she is not even nearly interesting enough. 4. Jim Iyke: This man certainly is in front of the list of those whose feet are permanently in their mouths, and it is mission successful: Iyke has in the past few months irrevocably de-mystified himself on social media. It is almost impossible to have followed his Twitter and Facebook rants – against real and perceived enemies, bloggers, baby mamas, haters from Abuja and those who accuse him of being an incurable gigolo – and still take him seriously. Then, to make matters worse, in the only one serious movie he did this year – Last Flight to Abuja – he also messed up. Jim, stop talking to the public. Lock yourself in a room and focus on giving yourself a good talking to. This is now an emergency. [Read 'Be my guest baaaaaaaaaastard' - Blogger writes Jim Iyke a friendly letter' HERE] 5. Donald Trump: Between all those moronic tweets he ends up deleting, the public put-down by his friend Barbara Walters, and reports that his children have let him away from his computer slowly, yeah you kind of have to feel sorry for Donald Trump. He has asked for Obama’s birth certificate, and been ridiculed for it, asked for his university degrees, suggested the United States elections were rigged, and had multiple nervous breakdowns in the full glare of the world over the past year. Is he having ANY sex at all?! ‘Cause you see, that can be a problem… 6. Dokubo Asari: Only in a country like Nigeria will a clown like Dokubo even be taken seriously, but here we are. The “former” militant who now sits on a Federal Government board now has a clear modus – when you get hungry, criticise Jonathan… and wait for manna to drop. He has said so many wildly contradictory things this year, and switched his position so very many times, I am surprised how he is able to even catch his breath. Someone, drown him in the creeks, please. 7. Labaran Maku: For thanking Goodluck Jonathan for bringing Facebook in Nigeria, this man just needs to go. Yes, I know he said this like 100 years ago, but I don’t care. He has not made any sense since then until now. He has to go. Enough is enough. 8. Femi Fani-Kayode: Bless his heart, you just have to wonder why Fani-Kayode is yet to kick off a successful career as a spy novelist. Seriously, anyone who can “reveal” the existence of blood sucking demons in the ministry of aviation, believe publicly in the existence of the Illuminati and try (and try and try again) to convince us that Barack Obama just might be the anti-Christ should be a literary legend. Very unfortunately, Fani-Kayode is damn serious about all these things he says. If I were a family member, seriously, I’d be very worried. Pray for him. [Read 'Femi Fani-Kayode asks: Can Obama be trusted?' HERE] 9. Marilyn Ogar: If you don’t know her… Well you should. The spokesperson of the State Security Service is that angry, scary woman who comes on television frequently and says the very first thing that comes to her head. It could be “The SSSemploys crazy-looking k |
Eze Promoe: [color=olive]I wanted to save this page, but when I saw the part were Messi scored 160 goals in one game, and the part were Real Madrid won Celtic 11-0 in UCL finals, i said its of no need reading the thrash. It should be moved to the jokes section.[/color]u knw dat is impossible now, how would a person score 160 in a 90munite match dat is impossible. Even if it is 11 against 2 dat cannot hapen |
3rd to comment?.........*dancing azonto on top of transformer* |
Abeg guy go help me insult dose stupid zambians http://www.zambianfootball.co.zm/ |
idinc: miss joel obi,wia d hell is Aluko??!go ask esulalu d manager of hell. |
JideJamez: others are rasheed. Yekini(heaven fc)samuel okparaji(heaven united),best ogedengbe,baba luku ,thunder Balogunhahahahahahahaha u aren't serious |
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