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RomanceRe: What Do You Like Doing On A First Date? by Johnnoah1st: 2:53pm On Jan 22, 2013
Eating everything cus he may not take dere again after knwing each other in cnmplex
SportsRe: Ghana, Mali, Niger, DR Congo - AFCON 2013 Group B by Johnnoah1st: 4:33pm On Jan 20, 2013
Ooh!!! Gyan, wat a miss
Foreign AffairsRe: 2013 US Presidential Inauguration! by Johnnoah1st: 11:23am On Jan 20, 2013
Den wetin kosin me, or should we start running away because of dat?
SportsRe: Predicts The Teams that will play The Final of THE NATIONS CUP 2013 by Johnnoah1st: 11:33am On Jan 18, 2013
Syenite: . What kind of predictn is this?
wat planet are u from? Don't u knw 2teams from group c and a team from group d can't be ín semi-final? Have u 4goten dey we face each other in quater final and only 2teams we make it to semifina. So how com 3 teams from group c and group d make it to semifinal?
Foreign AffairsRe: 34 Hostages Killed In Air Strike By Algerian Forces by Johnnoah1st: 11:22am On Jan 18, 2013
D only way to solve d problem of dis world is to gather all muslims (except yoruba muslims) into a container and drop atomic bomb into d container, after dat d world we be d most peacefull place to leave.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Warplanes Head To Mali by Johnnoah1st: 11:01am On Jan 17, 2013
~Bluetooth:
You guys should deal with poverty that has ravaged Nigeria first before thinking of advanced weaponry.what is the point in having a sophisticated military to defend your country against external aggression and having millions of your fellow citizens who can't afford a three square and are more likely to engage in internal strife/insurrection ? I'm sure you won't want to use those advance weapons on them.

Eradicating Poverty is naija topmost priority not advanced weaponry.
u are a fool, but how do u manage to get out of dat burundi refugees camp where u are?
SportsRe: This Team Can Be Better Than 94 - Keshi by Johnnoah1st: 12:10pm On Jan 15, 2013
Pls who is keshi? Is keshi a name?
SportsRe: Ghana Beats Egypt 3-0 In Freindly by Johnnoah1st: 9:26am On Jan 14, 2013
PetroDollas: How do you expect an eediot with a fish brain to know about Ghana or Egypt?LOL talk of meaningless sh1t! are you sure you ever went to school?
a maggot is a maggot no other name to call it, so u are a great maggot.
SportsRe: Black Stars 4- Tunisia 2 by Johnnoah1st: 9:19am On Jan 14, 2013
PetroDollas: Our opponents are already shaking with fear oooh.those headless,clueless,bombastic chickens should start fasting so that we don't meet them ooh,or it will be another 7-0 bashing be dat. We are a blessed nation.GHANA osee yeee.
pls wat is ghana? Is ghana an adjective use in qualifying a fool? Or a pronoun for barboon?
SportsRe: Ghana Beats Egypt 3-0 In Freindly by Johnnoah1st: 8:31am On Jan 13, 2013
+233:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USDqq1LVvYA?version=3&hl=en_US

grin grin grin grin grin grin they are coming...
wat is ghana and egypt? Are dey local governments in burundi?
SportsRe: Predicts The Teams that will play The Final of THE NATIONS CUP 2013 by Johnnoah1st: 8:29am On Jan 13, 2013
It we be ZAMBIA VS NIGERIA rematch
SportsRe: Zambia, Nigeria, Burkina Faso, Ethiopia - AFCON 2013 Group C by Johnnoah1st: 2:17pm On Jan 12, 2013
safarigirl: This is the only Reason to watch Nigeria-Zambia match.

I missed him grin
pls who is dis? Was he one of dos refugees in senegal?
SportsRe: Zambia, Nigeria, Burkina Faso, Ethiopia - AFCON 2013 Group C by Johnnoah1st: 12:47pm On Jan 12, 2013
acidtalk: *Nigeria Will Have a Terrible outing in the forthcoming AFCON. The country will barely move out of group stages.

View full predictions below :

https://www.nairaland.com/1150162/predictions-first-quarter-2013
dat page have been bookmarked, but nigeria we get out of group stage and we surely facing north africa team, tunisia to be specific, and am seeing dem beating us by 2-1 but if we can get past quater final, we are surely going to final, and am seeing nigeria we pull a suprise in dis tornament, if u notice wen we are facing catalonia people have started predicting 10-0 loss 4 dem yet dey play a 1-1 draw, and in cape verde match people have started predicting nigeria we beat dem 5-0 yet we play a draw, but dis present tournament nigeria we suprise every body,
PhonesRe: Have You Noticed Mtn's Cheap Rates by Johnnoah1st: 11:27am On Jan 12, 2013
blink182: Someone told me at first, I didn't really believe until yesterday. I am being charged about N4 per minute to call any mtn number.

is anyone here experiencing same?
dat is simply because u are on mtn pulse and u are calling mtn pulse number
SportsRe: Ghana, Mali, Niger, DR Congo - AFCON 2013 Group B by Johnnoah1st: 11:24am On Jan 12, 2013
Pls wat is ghana? Is ghana a noun?
SportsRe: Nigeria Cannot Win The 2013 Nations Cup - Waidi Akanni by Johnnoah1st: 9:39am On Jan 12, 2013
IYA NGBALI: I knows that nigeria cannot winnning these cup,what I doesn't know is who is going to wins it
u mean nigeria cannot winning these cup? yeepa!!! Omo see grammer, hahahaha, nairaland no go kill me oo.
SportsRe: Nigeria Cannot Win The 2013 Nations Cup - Waidi Akanni by Johnnoah1st: 5:30pm On Jan 11, 2013
Surely we will get out of group stage, and we are going to face tunisia in quater- final, but am am seeing dem beating us by 2-1, but if we can defeat tunisia am seeing ZAMBIA VS NIGERIA rematch final. Mark my words!!!
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Accuses Police Of Killing Olaitan- Leadership.ng by Johnnoah1st: 9:54am On Jan 11, 2013
What is police? Pls is police another name for a goat?
CelebritiesBisi Komolafe Death Is Spiritual:babatunde Ijaodola by Johnnoah1st(op): 2:04pm On Jan 10, 2013
Bisi komolafe's Fiance
Babatunde Ijaodola
speaks at last on Bisi
Issues after been
Accussed of Killing Her.
On Bisi’s Jeep and
properties
Tunde: Bisi’s property,
I don't think it is a
proper thing for family
members to be
fighting me for bisi’s
properties less than
24hours after Bisi’s
death when we should
be mourning her. Bisi
died at age 27 and it is
sad. I am sending the
Honda Pilot back to
them, sad enough
Bisi’s parents do not
have issues with me
but her extended
family members.
Please note I have
given them time and
place to pick the car.
On the accusation he
went back to pack
Bisi's properties
Tunde: I came back to
Nigeria on Oct 24th
and Bisi and I left the
Ikorodu flat on OCT
26TH and till I talk I
have never been to
the Ikorodu
apartment I rented
for her. It is shocking
what i am hearing,
when i met Bisishe
was living in Ajao
Estate I was the one
who rented the
Ikorodu apartment for
her.
On accusation he was
hiding Bisi from people
Tunde: I had to change
Bisi’s numbers
because she needed
rest, when she was ill
people kept calling her
for work, it is sad that
Bisi died the way she
did. One of the main
issue between me and
her family was that
when Bisi’s sickness
dragged on I went
spiritual and we were
told her problems
were spiritual but her
family didn't allow us
to take her for
spiritual care. I loved
Bisi till she died and
she loved me, what
property of Bisi will I
take, please go and
ask about me I am
from a good family
background and we
are comfortable, my
father retired as a
Permanent Secretary
in Lagos and I have a
thriving car business.
On going back to his
former wife
Tunde: All that are
craps, till Bisi died she
was my wife and I will
forever cherish her.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Cape Verde: My Player Rating by Johnnoah1st: 11:33am On Jan 10, 2013
Jarus: 1, Ejide: Made a couple of good saves, even though it was more of bad finishing from the Cape Verdean strikers. Later had muscle pull. 6

2, Yobo: Brought experience to bear on a couple of occasions, also stopped ball a couple of times, but he should have done better. Having played at big clubs and world stage, can't believe he was part of defence that was overrun several times by the CV forwards 5

3, Oshaniwa: Below average. Not spectacular in the back. Routed by CV attackers.4


4, Echiejile: I still don't know why Keshi picked this guy ahead of Taiye Taiwo. Even if TT is useless in defending, he adds bite to attack. Echiejile is both useless in defending and making attacking runs to assist the left winger. Yesterday was no different. Gave the ball away many times. Coudlnt stop the CV guys meandering through our defence. Poor passes and finishing too 2

5, Onazi : Bad game for Eagles yesternight. Not the Onazi we knew. Made our midfield so porous while the CV had a field day, especially in first half. Gave ball away so unprofessionally. Did little in second half 3

6, Mikel : The only average performer in Eagles midfield before Igiebor came on board. Didn't do much in first half as CV overran our midfield but did a yeoman job in second half, having goal attempt as well as distributing passes although the guys at the other couldn't catch up with the passes for most time 6.5


7, Ogude : Lost in a midfield overrun by the CV 3


8, Musa : a couple of moves on the flanks but poor final ball 5


9, Moses : below average capped with unnecessary kick of opponent when he became frustrated 4


10, Emenike : average performance, especially on the wings, tried to push in several times, not selfish though 5


11, Oboabona : our best defender of the night, tried in stopping the onslaught of the CV attackers, but water pass garri 6


SUBS

1, Igiebor : easily the man of the match, came in and stabilized the midfield, making second half a lot better 7


2, Ideye : Introduced in second half but couldn't do anything spectacular 4


3, IK Uche : made a couple of efforts when he came in, but wasn't able to penetrate 5

4, Enyeama : Not tested like Ejide but still inspired confidence 5
ok
PoliticsRe: Top 10 People That Need To Shut-up In 2013 by Johnnoah1st: 11:08am On Jan 10, 2013
[quote author=olu4life]While we are on the subject of end of
year lists, this one should be really
important. There are certain people who have made it their business to ensure that we hear the sound of their voices in the New Year. We are sending this list up to Heaven as a prayer request – we want to hear them no more in 2013.

1. Osaze Peter Odemwingie: What is it about grown men that makes them lose all sense of… sense once they sign into Twitter? Osaze does it all – rant, whine, moan, and make a grand fool of himself as we have seen on full display over the past few weeks just because the national team made a wise decision to call him bluff. To make matters worse, he can’t even string a correct English sentence together. Just go away, Peter. (Read ‘Osaze lacks respect… We can’t continue to baby-sit him’ – Joseph Yobo HERE]

2. Doyin Okupe: What purpose exactly, does this elephant in the room, serve in the government of Goodluck Ebele Jonathan? We all know already that he is ineffective, making statements that rile even members of the President’s own party. And even though I evidently see that he enjoys the role of a lowly attack dog much too much, it still doesn’t make it right that this administration has inflicted this torture upon us. If you must get an attack dog, at least get ones who
thinks before he talks, Aso Rock please.

3. Kola Boof: Predictably, all hell will be let loose once her Google Alert informs her of this rare mention of her name in the media. Rare, but not for want of trying. From picking fights with Nigerian blogger Linda Ikeji (and then calling her “my sister” five minutes after) to claiming that she “deep throats” actor Djimon Honsou (who of course ran as far away from her as any sane man would), the once-upon-a-time author Kola Boof has been a machine of Twitter scandals and transparent attention-seeking.
Unfortunately, she is not even nearly interesting enough.

4. Jim Iyke: This man certainly is in front of the list of those whose feet are permanently in their mouths, and it is mission successful: Iyke has in the past few months irrevocably de-mystified himself on social media. It is almost impossible to have followed his Twitter and Facebook rants – against real and perceived enemies, bloggers, baby mamas, haters from Abuja and those who accuse him of being an incurable gigolo – and still take him seriously. Then, to make matters worse, in the only one serious movie he did this year – Last Flight to Abuja – he also messed up. Jim, stop talking to the public. Lock yourself in a room and focus on giving yourself a good talking to. This is now an emergency. [Read 'Be my guest baaaaaaaaaastard' - Blogger writes Jim Iyke a friendly letter' HERE]

5. Donald Trump: Between all those moronic tweets he ends up deleting, the public put-down by his friend Barbara Walters, and reports that his children have let him away from his computer slowly, yeah you kind of have to feel sorry for Donald Trump. He has asked for Obama’s birth certificate, and been ridiculed for it, asked for his university degrees, suggested the United States elections were rigged, and had multiple nervous breakdowns in the full glare of the world over the past year. Is he having ANY sex at all?! ‘Cause you see, that can be a problem…

6. Dokubo Asari: Only in a country like Nigeria will a clown like Dokubo even be taken seriously, but here we are. The “former” militant who now sits on a Federal Government board now has a clear modus – when you get hungry, criticise Jonathan… and wait for manna to drop. He has said so many wildly contradictory things this year, and switched his position so very many times, I am surprised how he is able to even catch his breath. Someone, drown him in the creeks, please.

7. Labaran Maku: For thanking Goodluck Jonathan for bringing Facebook in Nigeria, this man just needs to go. Yes, I know he said this like 100 years ago, but I don’t care. He has not made any sense since then until now. He has to go. Enough is enough.

8. Femi Fani-Kayode: Bless his heart, you just have to wonder why Fani-Kayode is yet to kick off a successful career as a spy novelist. Seriously, anyone who can “reveal” the existence of blood sucking demons in the ministry of aviation, believe publicly in the existence of the Illuminati and try (and try and try again) to convince us that Barack Obama just might be the anti-Christ should be a literary legend. Very unfortunately, Fani-Kayode is damn serious about all these things he says. If I were a family member, seriously, I’d be very worried. Pray for him. [Read 'Femi Fani-Kayode asks: Can Obama be trusted?' HERE]

9. Marilyn Ogar: If you don’t know her… Well you should. The spokesperson of the State Security Service is that angry, scary woman who comes on television frequently and says the very first thing that comes to her head. It could be “The SSSemploys crazy-looking k
SportsRe: Prophecies For Football In 2013 by Johnnoah1st: 10:03am On Jan 10, 2013
Eze Promoe: [color=olive]I wanted to save this page, but when I saw the part were Messi scored 160 goals in one game, and the part were Real Madrid won Celtic 11-0 in UCL finals, i said its of no need reading the thrash. It should be moved to the jokes section.[/color]
u knw dat is impossible now, how would a person score 160 in a 90munite match dat is impossible. Even if it is 11 against 2 dat cannot hapen
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Ranked The 20th Saddest Nation on Earth by Johnnoah1st: 8:55am On Jan 10, 2013
3rd to comment?.........*dancing azonto on top of transformer*
SportsRe: AFCON 2013: Keshi names 23-Man squad by Johnnoah1st: 6:25am On Jan 10, 2013
Abeg guy go help me insult dose stupid zambians http://www.zambianfootball.co.zm/
SportsRe: AFCON 2013: Keshi names 23-Man squad by Johnnoah1st: 11:40pm On Jan 09, 2013
idinc: miss joel obi,wia d hell is Aluko??!
go ask esulalu d manager of hell.
SportsRe: AFCON 2013: Keshi names 23-Man squad by Johnnoah1st: 11:38pm On Jan 09, 2013
JideJamez: others are rasheed. Yekini(heaven fc)samuel okparaji(heaven united),best ogedengbe,baba luku ,thunder Balogun
hahahahahahahaha u aren't serious

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