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Well its a nice thing to be here lol.
I'm the smallest guy here on Nairaland. Don't be suprised if i turn nasty later on.
Well i belong to the positive minded and the dumb minded and i switch turns adjustin to whatever kinda person you are.
My user says johnnygan = my name.
The last unseen is Shady = my nick.
All ma folks holla me up as Shady.
Once again, welcome and have fun.

Well its a nice thing to be here lol.
I'm the smallest guy here on Nairaland. Don't be suprised if i turn nasty later on.
Well i belong to the positive minded and the dumb minded and i switch turns adjustin to whatever kinda person you are.
My user says johnnygan = my name.
The last unseen is Shady = my nick.
All ma folks holla me up as Shady.
Once again, welcome and have fun.

To conclude: the sad married life mentioned in the last sentence of ma last posting simply means, you may get highly inexperienced and couples like you would never get to understand eachother cuz you never had real experience bout women. Imagine talkin to your wife as if you're talkin to a fellow man like you.
You must learn alot bout the phenomenon behind women. If you don't do it now, tell me. When do you wanna do it? At 30 or even 50 yrs? Gettin a 5 yr experience is shit to me. So you better get started

You ain't wastin but u leak practice.
I doubt if u're gonna be able to walk up to a woman to tell her "no long thing"
lol. At ur age, u better start practicing. Get to know the merits & disappointments in a relationship. I'm not advising u to read some shit books bout maintaining a relationship cuz they don't double with ur life. We've got theories/theorems & practical/real.
Books on relationships = theory.
Girl for a relationship = practical.
So go for the practice or u get a sad married life.

Ur girl wanna dump ya. Hey yo check dis out, if you kill yourself, millions of girls are gonna pass over your funeral.
Now think bout that and jerk up geek.

Ur girl wanna dump ya. Hey yo check dis out, if you kill yourself, millions of girls are gonna pass over your funeral.
Now think bout that and jerk up geek.

Olive juice? Where the Bleep did that come from? Damn! I better not hear dis from ma girl.
Who talk am go wound oooo

Well the slumpy thoughts bout LOVE makes you'all finks LOVE ain't real.
Well hear this, i've gotta true LOVE and i'm kinda proud to announce that.
We share almost all things in common and when i'm hell broke, my partner understands and gives me.
Now what'cha all gonna say bout that huh?
That we both fake our LOVE heh?

Both stars have always been ma favourite.
I know they'll continue to be.
The film would be a sorta plus for the martial arts at this point.

Both stars have always been ma favourite.
I know they'll continue to be.
The film would be a sorta plus for the martial arts at this point.

One more movie star i'd LOVE to hit is john okafor.
He's such a punk in most of his movies.
Not only a slap, a cycle kick on his stomach.

@ palbony
I find lots of shit absurd.
Ever since i posted ma fone numbers to the Nairalanders, my life hasn't been the same. Different types of phone numbers keep flashin me every minute. I find it completely annoyin.
Another thing is, the girls on Nairaland. They just keep beefin me for no reasonable thing. For instance, take a look at music. Go to sauce kid is trash.
There, you'll see another Bitch who's startin a shit , Gettin on ma nerves.

What comparison could there be between both artists methoned?
Seun where are you?
Burn this thread down

Nah.
I don't hell fink so.
U kno what i think, i think its yours they'll burn.
So you better start singing.

lol. The word lesbian could have another meaning when 2010's dictionary's gonna be in market,

lol.

@ palbony
lol

Ur welcum
Holla me up on
Cyber: shadyjohn@yahoo.com
Phone: **
Have fun!

Yep
We cool.

Of'cuz
I don't have any nerve for insults but when someone starts it, i get pissed.
I'm not as insultive as you fink.
I hold absolutely nuffin against ya 'ne longer.
We cool.

Did you see ma last postin somewhere?
I've told ya i'm sorry lol.

Baby there is nuffin wrong in datin a younger guy but the raw fact is, you are alliable to go crazy if shit happens. I kno you're not gonna like that.
If you feel you're gonna respect his wishes,
Nothing do you!

Well i search for a text mate.
Give it a go on +2348033863547 or +2348026115311
To Thonia: get back to me on yahoo messenger

Shit
You got it wrong.
Yahoo = use your brain.
Yahooze = use spiritual.

Lexi.
Can you be ma friend at all?
I'm not insultin you.
I was just tryina state a fact.
Anyways, sorry for the crazy things i've said

SexyBack - Justin Timberlake

@ po deep
lol no.
The thought of dis makes me wanna puke

I thought you were the strongest. You were the worst.
No problem. Let it dissolve here.
I must warn you, if any of your shits continue, you'll be seeing multiple of ma tone.
Carpish!

@ lexyhearts
Even if you made English your last choice Subject in school, i think ur English teacher oughta tell u that the title of your shit poem should be Nkechi. Next time, make the topic "Nkechi" and leave the mama out.

lol. You never put this joke up here for me. I'm not an Animal cuz i reason more than you can ever imagine.
Pls wake up.
By the way, i'm nt beefin ya either.
Just want you to look sane and real.
If you can't crack a joke, leave it. I think what you can do is competin with insulters.