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Meant for religious. Otherwise, you can't marry God. He's far older than you are. Besides, he's your creator. If he needs a wife, he can create one for himself without your assistance

I don't know if its gonna work out but it depends on how serious both parties considers each other

Marital status: courtship
lol

Price?

It was hell 4 her when she lost her husband. It was hell good when u supported. Hell bad 4 her being a widow. Hell bad assuming her late husband's responsibilities @ dis early stage. Hell bad if u jump in2 conclusions. Hell bad if u listen 2 hell comments. Hell bad 2 feel in LOVE after 5 or 6 yrs of departure meeting 2 LOVE again after first site or 1 day after husband's demise. Hell bad 4 not getting 2 the roots of her husbands death. Frankly speakin, i see a clear picture of u in her husband's grave

Then what happens to your life? @kateflow
I just hope it won't turn to a lateflow

@ busygal
You look like a real cock sucker lol.

If her ex bought her a car, there is danger ma brother. What made your girl accept in the first place? Bleep it! She is a real back stabber.
Look here pal, i suggest you get yourself another chick before you feel the hit. The ladies here won't agree but its the best option for you dude.
These girls sucks pretty bad. Your story is cool cuz you're a guy. You should be able to handle situations by letting your LOVE for her die.

@ Topic
Why did you post such a question?
I'll help you out.
1. You're fooling around with your new lover.
2. Don't give a damn for the law or karma. "what goes up must come down. What goes around comes back right around".
3. You never fell in comma or fainted when your ex broke up with you for some shit reason(s).
4. You know as much as i do that your ex is filled with lust but you feel you wanna let the past burn disregarding the future consequences.
Blai blah blai.
Damn it! There are millions bout u!

6th may

lol. Well said

The movie was the most interesting so far. I never took interests to films looking bloody but i admired this one.

lol

Eminem - my dad's gone crazy
2pac - one day at a time.
50cent - straight murder
50cent - straight to the bank
Eminem - mocking bird
Eminem - mosh
Ashanti;boys II men - pac's life.
Cherish;sean paul;young bloodz - do it to it
T-pain;Akon - bartender
Rkelly - Burn it up remix
Olu maintain - yahooze remix
Akon - i'm not ma hair
Akon - clark clark
Akon - look in ma eyes
Akon;Eminem - smack that
Busta rhymes;Lloyd Banks;pappose - touch it 3
Kaysha - Jusqu'a fatique
Justin Timberlake - sexy back

Eminem - my dad's gone crazy
2pac - one day at a time.
50cent - straight murder
50cent - straight to the bank
Eminem - mocking bird
Eminem - mosh
Ashanti;boys II men - pac's life.
Cherish;sean paul;young bloodz - do it to it
T-pain;Akon - bartender
Rkelly - Burn it up remix
Olu maintain - yahooze remix
Akon - i'm not ma hair
Akon - clark clark
Akon - look in ma eyes
Akon;Eminem - smack that
Busta rhymes;Lloyd Banks;pappose - touch it 3
Kaysha - Jusqu'a fatique
Justin Timberlake - sexy back

Well home videos are pretty cool heh. All girls are addicted to it. I get a whole lot o girls attention through movies lol. The point is, there is notta 'ne one can do to stop 'em from watchin.

lol. Long distances needs less pace. You are forward girl. You know notta yet. Besides its seems you're inexperienced. Just slow the rhythm heh. For the time you've devoted so far, i'll suggest you gotta carry on with the relationship but without rush. In long distances, you need 100% patience and concentration. lol, i dun mean concentration on your guy. I mean concentration on whatever you do. For instance, study, work and so on. If its gonna work out, it'll work out.
I wish ya the best.

Double dating is a natural phenomenon. At one time or the other, everybody had double dated. If u haven't, soon u would. U may fink u ain't done it be4 but u're wrong. Search ur heart deep down. I never double dated but when i found out what dating could turn out, i had to stick to one lol. Double dating ain't to be measured as a high crime. Just liken it to beer. Drink but not excessively. Double dated to get the best but not excessively. What goes around comes back around. Do remember that while dating.

@ Topic
So you're a , Geez! I thought you're a male. Anyways i would have given ya the ultimate answer but i must ask a couple of similar questions first.
What is a club? Who goes clubin? What happens while clubin?
I know you're very capable in providing the best answers to the questions above cuz you club right? Aiight, Answer 'em and i'll give you the gist.

davidylan:
4-0 spanking = racism? Na wa o.

The first goal was similar to the one Poland scored against Argentina and no offside call came for that goal. the Argentinians went ahead to score 3 of their own without moaning about racism.

The last 3 goals we conceded were fantastic goals. There's no need to cry wolf we were thrashed.

We're not gonna participate in any world cup competition again lol. World cup can never come.

Eminem - my dad's gone crazy
2pac - one day at a time.
50cent - straight murder
50cent - straight to the bank
Eminem - mocking bird
Eminem - mosh
Ashanti;boys II men - pac's life.
Cherish;sean paul;young bloodz - do it to it
T-pain;Akon - bartender
Rkelly - Burn it up remix
Olu maintain - yahooze remix
Akon - i'm not ma hair
Akon - clark clark
Akon - look in ma eyes
Akon;Eminem - smack that
Busta rhymes;Lloyd Banks;pappose - touch it 3
Kaysha - Jusqu'a fatique
Justin Timberlake - sexy back

Shit. I've lost it. Its really hard to pick heh. Maybe not top 3 anymore. Should be top 6 or 9 cuz i may add 3 or 6 lol.


Incredible Hulk
Spider man
Super man

That should make it top 6 lol.


Samurai x
Batman of the future
Tom and Jerry

Would make 'em top 9 lol.

Ice age
Shrek
Xmen

How many more threads could fit repitition?

Funniest Thread ever with no joke produced.

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I agree. I see nothing wrong placing Toons here. It should remain in this section

lol. This is kinda weird but you ain't got gats askin for an apartment when you know you're a complete alien. On the other hand, you can go to surulere to seek accomodation in person. Do you want me to harbour you free of charge? lol.
You better place terms and conditions b4 i start placing mine

Yea. Move up to datin and meetup zone s**t.
God damn it!

Well LAGOS chick. It was a good thing you didn't actually call yourself ijebuchic from the onset cuz it would have been painful heh. Nevertheless, you stressed a fact outta cheatin and adultery and became too weak in admiting it. Why have you not gotten answers to why their asses go unnaturally big. Their bums look attractive while single but it becomes bigger while married most especially when they start havin kids. Is it cuz they take housewifery as a course too serious?

Cool

Johnny would LOVE to meet;

Lexyhearts
palbony
po deep
Razorr
efuah

Nairalanders that flashes me for they deserve a big slap.

Nairalanders that communicates throug ma Yahoo IMs for they are cool.

Johnnygan's fans for without ya'all i won't be here.

Haters who beefs me for they are all s**kers.





If i get a few more lists, i'll chip in. Ciao