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lol. Pathetic indeed

lol. Girls are unpredictable,
My babe never liked me from the start. Somehow she later gotta like ever part of me. I wouldn't call that luck. I was persistent and i achieved good results.
At present,
If she don't see me ever night, = no sleep.
If i don't call in a day, = go worried.
If i don't sms, = no food.
She would just look for cash in anyway to call me or send me phone credit to call her if i got no cash. So you see, i worked towards it and sometimes i blame maself lovin cuz she's way too crazy now.

@ arshy
Humm. How Romantic!

lol

Why do you seek help from experienced sisters instead of experienced brothers heh? For doing that, i'll reserve ma comments. Lets hear out the experienced sisters.

@ poster.
Well ijebu girls have their good and side effects.
They make good house wives. Yes!
Breed kids. Yes!
Spend wisely. Yes!
More qualities of house wives. Yes!
But their side effects are more than their merits and thats why i won't ever take them for a wife.
Ignorance. Yes!
Cheating. Yes!
Adultery. Yes!
Unmoderate asses or backsides. Yes!
Mockery. Yes!
Secretive. No!
Sex control. No!
More of such. Yes!




Hehe who would wanna get a wife with all these defaults heh?

So far, kissing had been an act. If your partner don't know s**t about kissin, then you elaborate things without hurtin. To tell you the truth, i never knew what kissin meant till i met ma current lover. I knew just cheek pecks and not french kisses.
I learnt french kissin in just 1 day cuz i'm a fast learner. My partner never knew i'm a beginner in the race but i learnt french kissin from her without her knowing it.
I hope she doesn't come across this cuz its a secret i've kept for long heh!!!

@ mubowa
That statement made me crack ma ribs lol. Cute or no cute, God created us all. I think he made everyone cute even the imbeciles lol. On the other hand, not everyone has got someone to call a friend. Anyone can come in to make friends lol. Even those that were trainned as if they're always in jail and see sun rays once or twice a month.

Obviously, mr buyaka was sleep-typin this shit even your name tells it. My girlfriend is on trousers 24/7 and she loves me like hell. I think your topic should be,
"girls becareful of guys on mini-skirts"
lol that looks more like it and hell makes sense to me. You better wake up @ poster

I see nuffin wrong neither. In our world of today, anythin can happen. So babe, you can ask a guy out. It very important to kill a burning fire inside the heart with water than to let in burn your heart and out-grind ya. Good luck heh

On the part of your LOVE life, try reconciling with your babe. If she agrees, consider yourself the most luckiest guy on earth. But if she don't, then you'll have to free her cuz i don't blame her anyways. Get another lover if you can. This is the biggest mistake you've made so far in your life. Have fun!

Well you got yourself in deep shit man. How could stupe that low to a friend. Look, if your lover got a kinda relationship, or friendship with this so called friend of yours at the initial, you'd probably would be callin it an end with your true LOVE. Well you oughta bear the full parental responsibilities of that child. I can't also advise you to get married to a girl you don't LOVE. If she actually knew you had a LOVE life and persisted in filthing with you, then she's not worth gettin married to.

Well i see no reason why this section should end. I LOVE cartoons and i never came to this section. There are millions of nigerians who LOVE cartoons but are yet to discover this section just like me. There is no need recruiting people. They'll come naturally when they find this section. If you wanna start of something like games and toons, then that would have to do with just games + cartoons. That thought don't make cartoon stand alone. Atleast we play games and watch them emulate from cartoons.

Think mine is cuz i'm heli-real.

Alright - john legend

Impressive comments by the ladies heh. But can i act on behalf of ma girl friend this time?

80% of girls cheat lol

Please save naija from hunger and starvation. Who could be better at doing that if not OBJ?

@ po deep
I never came across this heh. A Nigerian super hero.
I think baba iyabo can fit the scene.
Now lets see what i'd call him.
Dick-Farmer.
With all the corruption for and against, ah! What a role indeed.
How i wish i could paste a drawin of OBJ's cartoon! He'd look a real monkey lookin fitted with a hoe, axe and a cutlass

Lol

All jokes were exceptionally cool. The author is a babe heh, Keep it up.

@ palbony
I'll be the happiest guy if you can abstain.

This is 9ja ,
Holla at your boy on **.
Flashin is a terrible disease. You better desist.

Shake that - Eminem feat. Nate Dogg

I'd end the relationship immediately.
If the girl comes back, i'll simply make her a laughing stock. For my friend, i end the friendship.

Hehe, We all got our style of doing things heh. A slap from a man to his girl would mean irresponsibility. But from girls to their men would show disrespect.
However, the topic emphasises on an arguement.
Since i'm a guy, i'll just tell ya wat i could do.
I wouldn't react if the arguement is at a climax or if i feel she did that outta over-reaction.
But if i get a slap before or just bout the begining of the arguement, i'll return it twice and walk off. I'll return those slaps if the slap i got was without justification.
The relationship may probably end if care is not taken.

If you wanna join the yahoo club, just let me know. I'll gladly let you in. Females are unqualified.

Well yo kno wat?
Ugly ladies 're richer.
Yo kno why?
Cuz they sold their beauty for cash.