we're in soup

190: whos mark zukenberg

head of hunters..mumu

am guilty of all except smoking..chai,ds 1 na gobe o

e b like say u dey mad

Jst heard it 4rm a frnd abroad also

fellow nlers,jst heard 4rm a frnda abroad dt gov chime of enugu is dead in an indian hospital..jst wanna confirm

executinal:
Can you remind me the score line yesterday between Bayern and Barca

na 70-0...sowie,i mean 7-0.

Pls o fellow nlers,jst heard 4rm a frnda abroad dt gov chime of enugu is dead in an indian hospital..jst wanna confirm

ds attack dog responses 2 d questions thrown at him made me laugh....very soon u & ur boss wl rot in jail..mark dt

see as ds jona boi dey yeye himself.. over 2u,oga gej

alfaman2:

Not surprised at all. Joshua and Moses even held fellowship and night vigils before embarking on genocide.

All followers of Yahweh. The bloodthirsty god.

u sick

feelamong: Why should they ban him for 10 games?

Why why why??

Is the bite worse that a rough tackle that could end a player's playing career??

The English FA is just Stup/d

suarez suck ur blood

rip

we are watching....i heard u said u'll attack branches(common ppl) right? u wanna start anoda kasala in d s/west...ur evil plans & romance wt gej & pdp shal nt succeed...somebody say amen

orwells is 4rm edo...check him on fb

So Mr president,now
you know buhari is not the
sponsor of BH,afterall they wont
dialogue for amnesty if he his
behind the group and truly as
you claimed he wants Nigeria ungovernable,so please sir
know how to use words next
time and talk with facts,you are
the leader for God sake.Why did
you not accept this is the first
place,atleast there wont be all that loss of life for
nothing,amnesty is the best a
weak president like you can do.

God wl bless u Jarus....nice 1 dere

*money speaking*

Donmichaelz: dnt rest ur case,REST IN PEACE

madt guy......lmao

I honestly don't think this is a good
move by the FG. Scrapping UTME
would only empower the tertiary
institutions. Now Unilag can sell their
application forms for 150k while
Olabisi Onabanjo University application forms would go for 10k.
FUT Minna would be free and
Nassarawa state university wld hold
annual "pick one, get one free"
promo.

kudos

daywatcher: ah...we haf a long way to go in Nigeria

ys o,my broda

seriously i've nt come across it.......wat's it all abt,explain pls?

Kpoxremedy: there is nothing like expanciate,rather expaciate

pot calling kettle black....it's expatiate....ok?

ko kan aye

whisper88: Nigeria!!! Wch kind country b dis?

u b mumu......who told u ds happened in nigeria....read well or use ur glasses as d case may be b4 u comment.

Mary: Hello,
Sarah: Hello my dear, how are u
today?
Mary: Am fine swidy, I've missed u a lot. Sarah: ...and me too
Mary: I am calling just to inform
u that I will pay u a visit this
afternoon.
Sarah: Wow, that's ok my lovely
pie, it will be a great pleasure to me. I will be expecting u my
angel.
{*After dropping the call*}
Mary: Am going to visit that
prostitute again.
Sarah: This idiot is coming here again, she thinks I will buy her
drinks with my money again,
she
dey lie.
CONVERSATION BETWEEN GUYS
John: Idiot how far? Francis: Goat wad up?
John: Am fine, do u know that u
are mad, how can u say that in
public.
Francis: U dey craze!! I dey come
ova this afternoon. John: Ok fine, I full ground for u
mad man.
{*After dropping the call*}
John: Hahahaha... that guy is
funny shaa at times but a great
friend, he's my personal person. Francis: That's my man. I like
him
very much haha always cracking
me up.

candidates should go and check their results & give a feedback.suxes!

Minna- National
Examination Council,
(NECO) has released 2012
November/December
senior secondary school Certificate Examination
with an improvement over
the past three years results. A total of 83,755
candidates registered for
the examinations out of
which 75,623 actually sat
for the examinations. Registrar/Chief Executive
of the Council, Professor
Promise Okpala while
formerly releasing the
results in Minna Thursday
said a total of 21,274 malpractice cases were
recorded across the country
during the examinations. A breakdown of the results
shows that 83,755
candidates registered for
English out of which 75,623
sat for it while 25,620 or
33.89% got credit 15,268 or 20.18% passed while
32,425 or 42,87% failed. In Mathematics 83,560
registered out of which
75,245 sat for the exams
while 41,228 or 54,79%
had credit while 8,034 or
10,67% passed and 23,962 or 31.84% failed. Results of some of the core
subject also show that out
of 80,829 that registered
for the paper, 72,887 sat
for it while 16,650 or
22.84% had credit while 12,768 or 17.51% passed
and 41,352 or 56,73%
failed. In Chemistry 38,123
registered for it while
35,194 actually sat with
10,620 or 30.17% having
credit 4,501 or 12.178%
having pass while 18,974 or 53.91 % failed. Other core subjects like
physics had 38,039
registered with 35,057
while 94 or 0.26% had
credit, 8.74 or 2.49%
having pass while 33,000 or 94.13% failed. Further mathematics had
3,564 registered with 2,310
setting, 352 or 15. 23%
coming out with credit
while 208 or 9.00% had
pass with 40,501 or 71.92% failing the paper. Professor Okpala said the
Council will continue to
ensure appropriate
standard and excellence
before, during and after
the examinations pointing out that with the effort put
in the past years, the
results being release and
those to be release in
future will be reliable valid
and credible. A comparative analysis of
the results by subject
depicts the improvement
over the 3yrs. Period from
4.7% (2010) through 10.0%
(2011) to 33.9% 2012 in English language and from
19.4% (2010) through
44.7% (2011) to 54.8%
(2012) in mathematics. Chairman governing Board
of the Council Dr. Paddy
Njoku who was present at
the official release of the
results said analysis has
shown that the past examinations was devoid
of leakage and thus
making a distinctive
progress or the integrity of
NECO Certificate. ‘’Because of the high
standard of NECO
Certificate now, people
tend to acquire the
certificate by all means and
just as people tend to fake the dollars more than other
currencies because of its
acceptability so is also
NECO Certificate but we
will continue to fight those
involved in trying to fake our Certificate” the Board
chairman assured.

source-vanguard.