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Celebrities / Re: Amanda Mandy Davido’s 2nd Baby Mama Celebrates Her 25th Birthday by Johnpaul01: 8:49am On Sep 26, 2017 |
Happy birthday to this professional BABY MAMA How much is that your salary sef. |
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Celebrates Akwa Ibom At 30 In Native Dress by Johnpaul01: 11:12am On Sep 24, 2017 |
Oya WO |
Religion / Re: Name Your Church Let Your Church Members Know You And Add You On Facebook by Johnpaul01: 10:01am On Sep 24, 2017 |
sankasdboy:I remember in 2011 when I travelled to Benin republic, that was my first time of hearing about that church, some British missionaries usually come to preach to my uncle's family and they were very friendly, they would ask if you have any unwashed plates or clothes so they can help. We served them garden egg and they fell in love with it, that we had to buy it every Saturday to wait for their visit on Sundays. All their preaching no enter my block head sha, but I still remember them saying something about a man finding the key that peter misplaced to build the church. Their lifestyle touched me, I must confess. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Is Impotent , Attempt To Get Me Pregnant Failed -facebook User Cries by Johnpaul01: 9:53am On Sep 24, 2017 |
So wat you are saying now is that Don Baba Jay kondo is useless |
Crime / Re: Did I Really Rape Her? I'm Confused? by Johnpaul01: 9:49am On Sep 24, 2017 |
All you need to do is to call Mr Ifeanyi Ubah to help you land her one of his slaps, then ask her again"DID I RAPE YOU", She will just smile and say "NO" 5 Likes |
Crime / Re: How To Protect Yourself Against Online Scam by Johnpaul01: 9:45am On Sep 24, 2017 |
I am not protecting myself, let them come. They think I have forgotten the mirror I inherited from my grandfather 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Engaged Couple Pose Half Naked For Photoshoot by Johnpaul01: 9:42am On Sep 24, 2017 |
When time 4 wedding comes, the guy should just use that pant to make his suit, and use the remaining part as handkerchief |
Religion / Re: How To Avoid Sleeping In Church - Theabstracthoughts.com by Johnpaul01: 9:11am On Sep 24, 2017 |
I don't sleep in church, but when the preacher thinks comedy is his talent, and accidentally starts dropping dry jokes. My dear, a little rest(sleep) is required 1 Like |
Music/Radio / Re: A Review Of "Ponmile" By Reminisce And Its Reference To Domestic Violence by Johnpaul01: 7:34am On Sep 24, 2017 |
Did Cardi b do a remix for BODAK YELLOW and name it BUDAH YELLOW. Am confused 1 Like |
Education / Re: Can A Student Run Two Different Undergraduate Programmes In Two Different Schoo? by Johnpaul01: 7:30am On Sep 24, 2017 |
if it was 2 different schools, the answer is yes.
But this one you said 2 different schoo!!!!. I don't know 1 Like 1 Share |
Phones / Re: Why Is There So Much Hype On Apple Products by Johnpaul01: 7:27am On Sep 24, 2017 |
Everything concerning apple is over hyped, the main fruit is #80 for 1(money for 4 sweet oranges), the phones and laptops are too expensive also. The only good apple product is APPLE HAIR CREAM. Period! 85 Likes 7 Shares |
Career / Re: 516 Police Personnel, Others Participate In Fitness Exercise In Enugu by Johnpaul01: 7:22am On Sep 24, 2017 |
After this their fitness training, they would still run inside bush when a 5 year old boy blow banger. |
Car Talk / Re: Check Out This Ferrari Inspired Air Jordan XXXII by Johnpaul01: 7:20am On Sep 24, 2017 |
Can it survive in flood? if no, e no go sell 4 hia. Period? |
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Is Spending $1 Billion To Go Electric In Alabama by Johnpaul01: 7:17am On Sep 24, 2017 |
They should make deep freezer size power banks too for NIGERANS if not their market no go sell for here. Period! 7 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: When And Why Did You Change The Church You Were Born Into? by Johnpaul01: 7:12am On Sep 24, 2017 |
I changed my FARMER church because it yielded no FRUIT 2 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: Why Do People Blame The Devil Or Others For Their Errors? by Johnpaul01: 7:08am On Sep 24, 2017 |
We blame the devil because "The gods are not to be blamed", and someone must be blamed, so we blame LEWSEAFAR |
Religion / Re: Obituary Of Reverend Father Cyriacus Onunkwo, To Be Buried With His Father by Johnpaul01: 9:46am On Sep 23, 2017 |
Bury the killers too |
Phones / Re: See What Scammers Sent To Me Today by Johnpaul01: 9:28am On Sep 23, 2017 |
If you are just seeing this 4 the first time, come and wash that your new phone. |
Romance / Re: Lady Catches 17 Yr Old Girl In Bed With Her Husband, Strips Her Naked (PHOTOS) by Johnpaul01: 9:20am On Sep 23, 2017 |
If I am d wife, d kind slap I will land on the girls soft cheek ehn, even Ifeanyi ubah will hail me as "The real slapper" |
Education / Re: See Assignment Given To A Primary 1 Pupil by Johnpaul01: 9:06am On Sep 23, 2017 |
After the assignment, will the teacher give the poor child B.Sc in Political Science. If yes submit. 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: I Only Went For A Show -yemi Alade Reacts To Report Of Her Supporting Togo Ruler by Johnpaul01: 3:27pm On Sep 22, 2017 |
The Aunty don finish you already, no need to explain am give us |
Education / Re: List Of Top 10 Best Universities In Nigeria By NUC 2017 (UPDATED) by Johnpaul01: 3:21pm On Sep 22, 2017 |
My only happiness is, unizik is not there |
Romance / Re: This Could Be The Hottest Youth Corper To Have Ever Served Nigeria (see Her) by Johnpaul01: 3:10pm On Sep 22, 2017 |
wat is hot dere aside her honey pot dat is looking for any innocent corper to ruin |
Crime / Re: Man Jailed After 'mistakenly' Ra-ping His Girlfriend's Identical Twin Sister by Johnpaul01: 2:55pm On Sep 22, 2017 |
If the guy eventually returns from jail, his friends will be like SHARP GUYYY |
Business / Re: Tony Elumelu Visits The Pyramids In Egypt (Photos) by Johnpaul01: 2:33pm On Sep 22, 2017 |
And so, when I visited it 10 times last year(ask lai Mohammed), why didn't it appear on FP. 3 Likes |
Travel / Re: Danfo Rammed Into Trailer In Fadeyi, Lagos (photos) by Johnpaul01: 2:31pm On Sep 22, 2017 |
Some drivers ehn, dey will smoke fresh weed and still try driving
Lord have mercy 1 Like 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Ubi And Lilian Esoro Son Bowlegged Due To Froggy Posture [PICS] by Johnpaul01: 2:28pm On Sep 22, 2017 |
Upcoming Celeb |
Crime / Re: Young Lady Rescued From Ritualists In Delta State (Photos) by Johnpaul01: 2:18pm On Sep 22, 2017 |
See as dem wan kill fine girl, I don't know if their wives or daughters don't have heads or kidneys |
Crime / Re: Thailand Police Arrest 34-year-old Nigerian Drug Dealer by Johnpaul01: 2:04pm On Sep 22, 2017 |
Am sorry man,but you are a dead meat. 21st century EL CHAPO Wehdone Sir. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: “she Cannot Date Another Man While I’m Still Alive” – Kenyan Man Commits Suicide by Johnpaul01: 2:00pm On Sep 22, 2017 |
I don't know if foolishness is a natural resource in Kenya, or they just decide to be foolish. Woman don finish for your country, den come to naija and make your choice, buh no go IMO sha, you can't afford their bride price. #walksoutofthread. |
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