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Happy birthday to this professional BABY MAMA How much is that your salary sef. |
Oya WO |
sankasdboy:I remember in 2011 when I travelled to Benin republic, that was my first time of hearing about that church, some British missionaries usually come to preach to my uncle's family and they were very friendly, they would ask if you have any unwashed plates or clothes so they can help. We served them garden egg and they fell in love with it, that we had to buy it every Saturday to wait for their visit on Sundays. All their preaching no enter my block head sha, but I still remember them saying something about a man finding the key that peter misplaced to build the church. Their lifestyle touched me, I must confess. |
So wat you are saying now is that Don Baba Jay kondo is useless ![]() |
All you need to do is to call Mr Ifeanyi Ubah to help you land her one of his slaps, then ask her again"DID I RAPE YOU", She will just smile and say "NO" |
I am not protecting myself, let them come. They think I have forgotten the mirror I inherited from my grandfather |
When time 4 wedding comes, the guy should just use that pant to make his suit, and use the remaining part as handkerchief ![]() |
I don't sleep in church, but when the preacher thinks comedy is his talent, and accidentally starts dropping dry jokes. My dear, a little rest(sleep) is required ![]() |
Did Cardi b do a remix for BODAK YELLOW and name it BUDAH YELLOW. Am confused ![]() |
if it was 2 different schools, the answer is yes.
But this one you said 2 different schoo!!!!. I don't know |
Everything concerning apple is over hyped, the main fruit is #80 for 1(money for 4 sweet oranges), the phones and laptops are too expensive also. The only good apple product is APPLE HAIR CREAM. Period! |
After this their fitness training, they would still run inside bush when a 5 year old boy blow banger. ![]() |
Can it survive in flood? if no, e no go sell 4 hia. Period? |
They should make deep freezer size power banks too for NIGERANS if not their market no go sell for here. Period! |
I changed my FARMER church because it yielded no FRUIT |
We blame the devil because "The gods are not to be blamed", and someone must be blamed, so we blame LEWSEAFAR ![]() |
Bury the killers too |
If you are just seeing this 4 the first time, come and wash that your new phone. |
If I am d wife, d kind slap I will land on the girls soft cheek ehn, even Ifeanyi ubah will hail me as "The real slapper" |
After the assignment, will the teacher give the poor child B.Sc in Political Science. If yes submit. |
The Aunty don finish you already, no need to explain am give us ![]() |
My only happiness is, unizik is not there |
wat is hot dere aside her honey pot dat is looking for any innocent corper to ruin |
If the guy eventually returns from jail, his friends will be like SHARP GUYYY |
And so, when I visited it 10 times last year(ask lai Mohammed), why didn't it appear on FP. |
Some drivers ehn, dey will smoke fresh weed and still try driving
Lord have mercy |
Upcoming Celeb |
See as dem wan kill fine girl, I don't know if their wives or daughters don't have heads or kidneys |
Am sorry man,but you are a dead meat. 21st century EL CHAPO Wehdone Sir. |
I don't know if foolishness is a natural resource in Kenya, or they just decide to be foolish. Woman don finish for your country, den come to naija and make your choice, buh no go IMO sha, you can't afford their bride price. #walksoutofthread. |



Some drivers ehn, dey will smoke fresh weed and still try driving
Lord have mercy
See as dem wan kill fine girl, I don't know if their wives or daughters don't have heads or kidneys