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optional1:
We r only 2 in d house nd we dont eat food dat stew wil b added evry day.

Almost 2month 1k tomatoes do me.

explain to the guy that Refridgeration make it posible even for 6months with constant light.

[quote author= post=45736532]Hi everyone. So, in this age that almost every guy that comes to you is thinking of how to sleep with you, my question is how can you make or how can a guy who just wants to sleep with you, fall in love with you? Please mature responses only. Thank you[/quote]due to bad economy, love no longer exist in man's memory thanks

Uramzi:
It's better for a man to be stingy with his money
because he hustled for it...than for a woman to deny
you a hole that she didn't even drill.
Bro I'm most sorry buh yhur sis is kinda wrong! How does it sound in your ear disallowing yhur hubby intercourse? If en begin cheat nko? Wetin yhu go yarn if yhu catch am? If dey say make dey dey fu**k b4 marriage to know if sex dey bellefull dia man dem go say no, I'm a Virgin! Oya nunu! Get well o. God bless yhur Union! Over to d brothers...Is the man still breathing??

you dey mind the Op and him sister? With that her big boobs, she no no say the man dey go dey mad if he no touch am! Btw Op is not telling us the truth here trusst me, but the husband deserve flogging for beating her, many fine girls they waiting to fu***ck na?

Nigeria! What is wrong with you?

ChangeIsCostant:
why dem they spoil the road naa

imagine boko haram batalion emerge from behind, Godforbid!
Galant boyz

Emypresh:
Fat lies.......I have gone 1 month and 17days wtout sex

Impotency!
Tell us ur problem so we can help you. By the way, are up to 18yrs of age? Or you are a broke nigga? Or womanphobia?

Idydarling:
someone give me a summary pls, I tried watching but couldn't

ok, it goes like this, u see the pix of those retardeens police standing, they Claaim they are doing parade for the dead of one of them, they started acting like Rakumi(camel) infact,child's play parade is beter than what they were seen doing.

FIGARO00:
so, we should fly into the lagoon?

YES!!!!!!!!!

Flexherbal:
Care should be taken in other not to prosecute innocent people for the wrong doing of others.

has chevron officially claim the staff, when did comunity head became PRO for cheveron? The last time I. Check, shiitte group who gave army 1hr altimatum no fit do nothing. So na sakara oloje.

I'm waiting till Chevron management issue statement.

@Op I don't need to read what you have to say, but is like u r telling nigerians that politicians are liers! We already know mtn are rubbers

@Op I don't need to read what you have to say, but is like u r telling nigerians that politicians are liers! We already know mtn are rubbers.

Photoshop! The hand stressed is photoshoped! Op is. A Scaaaam.

wordychap:
Then someone will tell me its not a good either to embark on strike for d reversal
So far they've even accepted N120 I.e. N25/litre of PMS saved by d masses.
Good job NLC/TUC, pull their balls till they take it back to N86 period!

is ur popsy oil fraudsters/.arketers? So he can continue looting oil. Ssubsidy abi?

awomike4u:
Why are they suffering Nigerians?.

they are playing hide and seek game,they think we are fools?

Contunu.

mrvitalis:
This people are funny.. .. for u to know that someone is not part of the fools called Niger Delta avengers then u must know the real ones right??
Please what u should ask of us fair hearing in the court of law.. ...

And y is it that After the arrest no denying from the stupid group? ?

my question is, are Chevron management no longer exist to make such claim that those Criminal were their staff? Or the host comunity are intimidating Chevron! I don't even know why they were arested in the 1st place, I think it supose to be fire for fire or are they nt militant again? I think ND is synonimous to militancy ni.

ebig21:
Going to spend people money on a nonsense trip

no, he's going to Lunder money with Esbola acount!

Ara mio riri, aboki wo suit ati jeans! Eh ehn! Oda na, he look handsome, but I suspect money lundering things! Lebanese ppl? Na wayo and how to make money full their head, now that western world has bn exposed of aiding and abetinhg looter from nigeria, this gov don Navigate go Lebalon abi? God dey oooh.

ZuzuMan:
You can Marry Me ! I am a Born-Again Mr. Ugley ex Model

what have u done? I was eating when I saw that pix, now I vomitted everything. U go buy me anoda food

goldbim:
so this mummy wants to drag guys with the under 30's @ 61??this is wickedness!her daughter should be saying this not her anymore..is she also trying to say *being single is not easy these days *?? .

her daughter sef is too old.

piperson:
two of the most beautiful girls on nairaland decided to hook up at my place so they took this pic

how can u call these one most beautiful?


Na yesterday u register?

BeeBeeOoh:
You forgot he's also d 1 that killed over 300 shi'tes members in Zaria??

hahahahahahahahhah! Only one man did this? Tell me more.


U r so funny

cktheluckyman:
Complete shutdown of the country.

so you dey believe these NLC.

sparkwil:
That one small na

Check out this one for my farm

bros, this ur own na poisoin or photoshop banana.


Even Op own sef na photoshop.
With pixo self, idonbilifit.

sweetcocoa:
Telling you to use your brain is no indication of anger and as can be seen from your comment, you still aren't heeding the the sound advice. Just how does even showing emotions make one a kid? Dude please you need to do something about your mental state.

thank u for my mental state, u too have to do somthing with ur empty brain.

sweetcocoa:
The irony! Someone quoted me first, yet is asking if he knows me.

You have a brain, try using it, I promise it doesn't hurt.

good, I tot u don't get angry @any insult trown @u, I'm trying to measure up the degree of humility u posess! Now that u react, I know u r a kid.
Thank u.

sweetcocoa:
Thank you my brother, I love this hell so much that I'm so sure if you experience it with me, you'll never wanna leave, cheers

weyrey! Do I know u?

sweetcocoa:
And now that I've disputed it? Just donate some cash in this case please.

I won't tell you to go to hell, u know why? You are aready there.

pretydiva:
He will not die buh live. Ur healed in jesus name

don't also 4get to send money to that acount. Thank u.

MasterofNL:
What is the best way to show your wife that you are not happy with her?

I mean when you are so offended at her.

I am thinking:

1. Stop eating her food. Go out and buy your own food and refuse to eat whatever she cooks.

2. Turn your back to her on the bed and don't make love to her.

3. Don't reply her when she talks to you or asks any question; just ignore her.

What you guys think?

Op I'v tried worst than this to my wife, she ignor me more than I did to her, infact na me the thing com pain pass sef, as soon as I decided to come down my sef, she show me more love than ever b4. So all this doesn't work for my wife oh.

VOICEOFTHEMASES:
What a shame, president buhari just called Mrs Amanpour of CNN , Mr Amanpour... What a really shame

is that only error u can detect? Shame on u, that was a mistake not gramatical blunder! Children of hate!

TrumpDonald:
Abeg make una no vex ooo. Can someone explain to me cos I still dey try understand wetin she talk. This new fuel price don format my brain. I no dey fit understand anything again

wow! U got over 90 likes because ur brain formated? Go to yabaleft bro!

vicdom:
I don't believe you

you wan beliv b4? I 4 tell u somtin wey mod go ban me 4ever!




@auty genevive, eti ya weyrey ma.