₦airaland Forum

freecocoa: Well for me,the reasons why i wanna get married are as follows
-i wanna have kids,I know i can have kids even as a single lady but that's not how i want it,i want to have them in a well functioning home with two sensible adults(parents)and marriage can guarantee that to a certain level.
-I want to have a companion who has a sense of duty to me,getting married to a responsible man makes him realize he is no longer allowed to do just whatever he wants,his life is now partly dedicated to making me happy without him feeling somehow about it.
-Love,I "love" the person I'll eventually marry(wherever\whoever he is)and so I'd love to spend the rest of my life with him God willing.

her main reasons for gettin married is for legal children.

nice collection ekeroyal. Keep makin us to laugh. I stayed tuned. Me likey

nice funny pics. Me likey

thanks man

A man, after eating asked his house boy to give him toothpick, so wen the boy bring the toothpick pack, the man noticed dat de toothpick looks used. He called back the boy,
Oga: wat has been happening to dis toothpick.
Akpan: oga i should be askin u, cos na u dey waste am, u troway am after using it but i return mine after using it..

sutoboy: seriously i was touched by all ur replies....


but to me i dont really wanna stop doing all these...

cos i wana remain forever young.....

i still want to have dos days memory in me.....

fUnny u wanna remain forever young. Is natural u ve to grow old.

timbros: What is so hard to predict here? This guy has cancer and is BATTLING with it LATELY. . . Not so smart this time TB, try again next time. . .
Me sef fit 'prophecy' no be only TB. Okay, listen to this prophecy: By Sunday April 15th, there will be a LONDON club and a MEYSESIDE club in the English FA cup final. . .(note that i even specified the date of my prophecy)
If e no happen like this, then call me a false prophet!

hahahahahaha u funny, may his soul rest in peace. But TBJ pls can u kindly prophesy better tins.

obtainfg: It is very intresting in doing all dos thing it make one happy hhhaaapppyyy

honestly it dos, but we ve got to stop some weda u like it or not

mikeansy: peer pressure is too much

if most of ur mates are married wiv kids u dont want to show up at gatherings alone and being asked how ur misses or how ur hubby?

its embarrassing trust

u go rather fall in love with someone by force and then bear the consquences

laughing u re funny

nice joke. Dis really made me laugh. Keep it up. Me likey

Ruqaya: No wonder u've few or no comment.
........BUFFON........

wetin concern buffon wit dis ? Buffon is my lovliest goalkeeper.

vicky nice joke. Me likey.but i prefer decent jokes. Incase of next time

bin gbagbo: true shtory

a madman entered church n was misbehaving.
the pastor asked the strong men in the church to catch him n bring him.
pastor n other prayer warriors prayed n prayed n prayed till the madman was healed.
the madman then requested to sing one song to glorify God so they gave him the mic
he began;

"oleku, tell me something wey i no fit doo. . . .feeling the boy, feeling feeling the boy ee. . ."




pastor fainted!

the madman pulled a knife and everyone took to their heel

me likey. Always think of sometin like dis not . . . . . . .. . .

Bin dat face resemble obasanjo.

Vivly: I bin dey do all until ma bf catch me dey dip bread for tea. Chai. Shame catch me

lol. i neva knew it was wrong too until a friend ask me one day with shamefull look in his face, wat is dis u re doing?

Which of these did u do as a child?
1) Dip bread inside tea?

2) Mix d entire white rice nd stew before eatin

3) Pour dry garri on ur beans porridge

4) Share d meat nd let d eldest pick first

5) Crack d bone nd suck out d marrow

6) Can't eat d meat until u finish d food

7) Put d mornin tea inside the freezer to block

[] Bite d crown nd put it into d bottle of
coke .

9:What about licking your plate after meals?

Opps we did a lot of things while we were much younger, if na
today na serious flog we 4 get oo. Lol
U can add de ones u did dat i miss

Killz.:
[color=#000030]Answer the question first. . . Who are the desperate girls getting married to? Goats? [/color]

guys of course

Killz.:
[color=#000030]Who are the girls getting married to? Goats? [/color]

That doesnt answer de question. From ur own opinion wat did u think is de main reason for gettin married.

luckgames: The issue is not getting Marriage but
Keeping the marriage

the question here wat did u think is de reason for gettin married.

De way we Nigerian youth re going about in marriage really scares me expecially the girls. It makes me to ask my self wat is the main reason for marriage.

girls always desperate to get married while those dat re in it complains everyday. Marriage should be a tin of joy but is turning out to be de opposite.

please wat did u think is de main reason for marriage. Ur opinion is highly needed.

Am not an ijaw man but i know very well that ijaw people has been paying high in fuel price even wen OBJ is president. Reason cus their land is covers wit river, so means of transporting petrol is high there. Even in so some villages in other states dat has bad roads and no fillin station dat buy from black market buy at high price too. Is not because they did not support subsidy protest, they were even buying 160 to 200 b4 the subsidy removal. Those people re really suffering. Riverine areas Na wa o o o. Everything is high except Fish and cryfish.

As a developin country like nigeria is wrong, expecially coming up in th e alter to read from ur phone. It would ve been better If u were in ur sit following de bible reading from ur phone. and again u might forget dat u were in church after followin de bible from ur phone maybe logging in to ur facebook, 2go, Nairaland or any other site. Dats why some churches dont like it. Cus the worshipers in the process of reading bible from their phone will start browsing and definitely their mind will not be in the church again.

emmatok: You didn't tell us that the-same YAKUBU scored the two goal for Blackburn.

Seconded. case closed. next.

Na wa o o o Bad belle plenty for dis country. He missed a penalty and una won talk about it forgettin na de same yakubu scored de 2 goals in de match dat ended 3-2. if u dont know wats gud to talk about somebody just shut up.

Mikuz nice post. Lol. I dey pity for chelsea. Keep it up. Me likey.

otajipopo: A girl invited her
boyfriend over for
dinner at her home,
so that he could
meet her parents.
While they were
eating, it started
raining heavily. The
girl's mother said:
"Julius, I think you
should sleep over
here because this
rain shows no sign of
stopping anytime
soon" After eating
the mom went to the
toilet and the father
went to sleep while
the girl went to the
kitchen to clean the
plates, when the girl
and the mother
returned, Julius was
no longer there. As
they were busy
wondering where he
was, he came back
really soaking wet.
Mother: "Where
were you and why
are you so wet?"
Julius: "I went home
to get my pyjamas.

Nice joke am likey

[quote author=MRbrownJAY]@OP
can you pls share with us what you said when he finally opened the door after 30mins. dint you ask questions? didnt he give you any replies. tell us exactly what is reason for waiting 30mins before opening the door was.

They ve said it all, dont react in anger so dat u will not regret ur actions. Just try to calm urself down and act as if notin is wrong, i know it hurts but it hurts more wen u hear gossip outside courtsey of u trying to share it wit friends. Just quit thinkin about the incident and think about dose gud times to make u happy cos even if what re thinkin dat happends, it has happened u cant change it. Sorry o o o dont let people know dat u re worried by ur look. Put ur self togeda.

Ummmmmmm... Yes i will buy shoes for GEJ since he has no shoes and buy him suits to see if he will start wearing suit like Obama. So where is de money. Case closed.

NEROSKY: 10 million will be invested in any business of my choice,1.5m 4 education 4.5 for my family(though some kinda frnd maybe included) then 10million will be 4 land nd properties,(includin some kinda material things like laptop nd phone,)4 million will be 4 orphanage...God help to get this,i must spend it prudently..,.

See analysis for money wey him neva see o o .

Joseph is my name but callin it short is Joe, so my friends started callin me Jojo. Armani is an italian designers product i love so much, so my dudes always known me for armani products. So he started callin me JoJoarmani.armani means Faith in african language. While joseph mean God will increase. Which conbinelly mean God will increase my faith.