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Ajibel: DONT COPY AN EXISTING NAME, THINK OF YOURS


XIAO YEW POO

ok I don hear. CHU CHI YANG

nice one @poster. Wat a black sunday for nigeria. Am really speechless. Anyway God knows why. May their soul rest in perfect peace Amen.

thread finally change to Dyt Bf payin 10k every week. Guys una get time o o. She just want make una notice her. How sure re we dat she even have a bf.

bakila: How many?

abeg o o o o i don laugh tire. As if u re on my mind. Dats exactly wat i wanna correct.

Killz.:
[color=#000030]A boyfriend is neither a father nor an uncle nor a husband. He is just a dude who is in a relationship with a girl he likes and vice versa and also a girl he is contemplating getting serious with. He is not under any obligations whatsoever to foot the bills of a girl he is neither a father nor a husband nor an uncle to. Truth be told, the level of foolishness perpetuated by boyfriends of our generation cannot be compartmentalized. Majority of boys and girls in a relationship do not know tha meaning of a relationship or what being in a relationship entails. People who depend on others for survival, yet deem it an obligation to foot the bills of a random girl are what? They are fools of no comparison. They have been thoroughly misguided to believe that giving a girl an allowance signifies love for her. You can't be in a relationship without spending money on gifts and on dates and eat outs but paying your girlfriend a monthly salary? That is a serious case of maga mugu of the mumu enterprises. . . A slap won't solve anything, neither will a reduction of his allowance stop anything either. What he needs is a serious talking to by a much older lady who would open his baby eyes to the realities of being in a relationship. [/color]

Killz wat a meaningful comment onlike u.

@op
ur post made me laugh and wen i read de comments, my laugh increases. Imagine no single body answered ur question wit seriousness. Meaning ur thread is just silly. Thread moved to joke section.

slimyem: can't say nothing until i know the story..
Everyone has a tolerance limit..EVERYONE!

Seconded.

[quote author=Ajibel]Give us yours na

guy go up and see my chinese name.

u really tried by compiling de jokes. I ve even forget de one dat made me laugh. Brb to read it again so dat i will laugh

Ajibel: AJIBEL= ei-jie-ai-bi-yi-ai le

ur name doesnt look chinese @all. It looks like where a child is learning a word and it cant even be pronounced. Abeg give us chinese name jare

bashy_demy: All 26 letters of the alphabet
In the chinese alphabet, small letters are written like capital letters, and vice versa.
A 诶 ēi
B 比 bǐ
C 西 xī
D 迪 dí
E 伊 yī
F 艾弗 ài fú
G 吉 jí
H 艾尺 ài chǐ
I 艾 ài
J 杰 jié
K 开 kāi
L 艾勒 ài lè
M 艾马 ài mǎ
N 艾娜 ài nà
O 哦 ó
P 屁 pì
Q 吉吾 jí wú
R 艾儿 ài ér
S 艾丝 ài sī
T 提 tí
U 伊吾 yī wú
V 维 wéi
W 豆贝尔维 dòu bèi ěr wéi
X 艾克斯 yī kè sī
Y 吾艾 wú ài
Z 贼德 zéi dé

guy u try well well o o

na wa o o dis country self, wen we will even wake up in dis country and hear beta news.

So wetin cause de fight na?

bunmioguns: frm d way u r commenting, it is as if u r still a newbie. . . . .anyway, she no fit do dt cos am d one dt Deflowered her.

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Mynd_44: Wizkid?

lol


[quote author=Burntcoal]I hate it when a guy cries wen he ejaculates. I didnt see dis

purpinkx: Does the portion hav a Nafdac no. ... Cos I dnt want to die from food poisoning

Nafdac number no be just ordinary no, just write any no and drink it.

bunmioguns: .
Why you wan make d damsel head swell like garri Ijebu, which kind mouth she get

hahahaha but bunmi cant u see dat she is ever ready for all her attackers. Dont be surprise if she attack u o o . I no dey o

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abeg o o o laugh wan kill me for me. Guy u try well well. U deserve an award.

na wa o o dis country self everyday wit a new story.Tufiakwa. I dont know wat to believe again.

just passing

Mynd_44: Yup. But some lies are just nuts. I can understand the I am on my way when you are still in the bathroom lie but the type of lie you tell to change your personality is what I cant stand

hahahahahahah is tru sha

walahi booqee u get mouth, attacking everybody dat attacks u.

Mynd_44: I can tolerate lying and any form of cheating.

but Mynd do u know dat everybody is a lier. Even U.

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For me, I cant tolerate a girl dat shows no respect to me and especially my Mum.
Lets hear urs, no long story.

each time i enter dis thread i keep laugin. Hahahahahahahahahaha.
Somebody find chinese alphabet lets change our name properly. B4 person go change his name to bo ko haram. Lolz

donguutti: ashamed of what?? if i cannot cook, whose problem is it..........mine, what is the big deal
with cooking sef, no be to put pot on fire,put tomato , put oil, add pepper, salt, meat
and other things, wait 30-45 minutes, bring down the pot and voila, u have a pot of stew.
NO i am not ashamed , its just that the stew tastes funny.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha abeg put maggi and crayfish so dat de stew will stop testin funny. Lolz
u re funny why wont ur stew be funny. U sure say u put laugh inside de stew.lolz

He shouldnt be ashamed for not knowing how to cook but is a added advantage. For I me I do cook but not everytin and still willing to learn more.
And guys u need it even if she is not there u can help ur self in de kitchen. Cookin is even fun and again ur girl loves u more wen she finds out dat u re gud in kitchen tins.
So men dat feel dat cookin is for ladies u re wrong. U can still put ur interest in it. i wonda wat a man will feed his kids wit wen his travels or sick..
Anyway u can still train ur children(male and female) to do it better(cookin) wat u cant do.

feminine A: Before a woman delve into marriage with a divorcee especially one that has never been married, she needs to do her research properly. What caused her man's divorce? What re the 'irreconcillable differences'(that's the grammar they use this days) between the man and his formal wife.
The truth is like the yourbas will say its the same rod that was used to beat the 1st wife is the same rod that will be used on the second wife. This research is very important.
Ask outsiders too to be able to come to a firm conclusion.
Then is the woman ready for rejection from the mans kids?
Initially, she will be rejected and also there will be rift between her and the kids especially the mature ones how is she planning to handle it and show the kids she's not a rival?is she ready to share the love of the man with his kids?many at times women marrying divorcees ignore this but it is one of the majoor causes of rift in the home. Your place as a wife is different from their place as his kids never get jealous.

Finally is she ready to take this kids as her own?
Marriage to a divorcee must be handled with a lot of research and preparation and not allow ones emotions be cloud one's sense of judgement.

Seconded. u just said it. Shikina

just passing but my car break down in dis thread.

just No. Shikina

manmacho: this is a sublte way of criticising the pastor. as if this is the only message he had ever preached. talk abaout his passion for the gospel and all the good work hes been doing and stop picking holes like a crab, if you seek holes in peoples message you will surely get them . don't make yourself editor in chief of MOGs they are responsible to God.

You re on point. Is dis de only preaching he has done? Haba!

brilapluz: @op,dis is simply unacceptable...are these the only messages that d pastor has preached on??
wat about the other inspiring messages tot by him...do we take delight in criticizing odas and yet u havent touched anyone's life...

Seconded