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Politics › Re: 10 Major Jailbreaks On President Buhari’s Watch by jojothaiv(m): 10:19am On Jul 08, 2022

FG and Prison Breaks Blues.

Politics › Re: Dickson Commended For Establishing Multi Billion Naira Cassava Processing Plant by jojothaiv(m): 10:17am On Jul 08, 2022

A win for Sagbama, a win for Bayelsa, a win for Nigeria..

Regardless,
#PeaceNigeria

Romance › Re: See What A Lady Sent To Me Just Because I Didn't Call Her For 3 Days by jojothaiv(m): 10:17am On Jul 08, 2022

Itzurboi:
Are you the owner of the vawulence kiosk down the street...

The weyrey banny don siddon do calculations say manchi don loose guard her matter, she con dey cap carelessly..

Asibinau, the manchi fii never ask her out but the weyrey don conclude and na so most of dem bi..

Education › Re: Our Rising Out-Of-School Numbers - Vanguard by jojothaiv(m): 10:10am On Jul 08, 2022

“you will need to know that the majority of these out-of-school children are actually from Northern Nigeria”.

E sure me die say na my people go chest this kain statistics, western education still remain a taboo to some of us living in the remotest of village but when it comes to election, we be champion.
Sai de safe....

Car Talk › Re: Man Converts His Mercedes Benz To Rolls Royce (pics/vid) by jojothaiv(m): 10:07am On Jul 08, 2022

Sophisticated korope...

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Politics › Re: Reno Omokri: Nigeria Will Be Worse Under Obi by jojothaiv(m): 10:04am On Jul 08, 2022

This nuggets nigga will not stop, what's the assurance that Atiku would turn the country to an Eldorado if elected.

And hey, this doesn't makes Tinubu neither Obi a saint either, to be honest our prayers is may we not make the wrong decision with the lesser evil we are left with.

Ire o...

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Crime › Re: Ugandan Woman Strangles Her 7-Year-Old Daughter To Death (Photos) by jojothaiv(m): 10:00am On Jul 08, 2022

Stranger things are happening..

Politics › Re: Vote Buying: Osun Traditionalists To Administer Oath On Members by jojothaiv(m): 10:00am On Jul 08, 2022

Let see how it goes.

Since there seems to be a compromise in the two major religious, moreover, we don't have a conscious conscience and karma seems to be dragging her feet, let taste the potency.

But at the end, it may be case of vibes, cruise and kunu Zaki...

Politics › Re: Terrorist Attacks: We’ll Hold Buhari Accountable, I’m Pained – Ndume by jojothaiv(m): 9:57am On Jul 08, 2022

Hold yourselves accountable first, we can take it up from there because you niggas haven't been accountable from the get go.

Is it the traveling wastrel and corruption stooges should we talk about, it's the same thing from the least to the greatest.

Folks in Abuja should brace up because shit is about to get ugly.

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Education › Re: Protest: Esan People Use Juju To Lock AAU, Ekpoma School Gate (Video, Photos) by jojothaiv(m): 9:56am On Jul 08, 2022

I got niggas living in Ekpoma who really took shit personal
Who don't believe in jazz but wouldn't stop at nothing just to send jonsing niggas to Kuvuku land....

grin

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Politics › Re: Aregbesola: Prisons Not Designed To Resist External Attack by jojothaiv(m): 9:56am On Jul 08, 2022

Aregbesola should've shut his trap, nothing was expected from him, the president and their goons.

Coming out to spit these is a clear example that most of them don't even know the basic of security, let say the walls of MS prison wasn't describe to repel external attacks what happens to the armed forces that were withdrawn 24 hours before the incident, was that also part of their plans too or what's all this nonsense.

Politics › Re: Bola Asiwaju Tinubu Branded Phone Floods Nigeria (video) by jojothaiv(m): 9:50am On Jul 08, 2022

Everything must be done to ensure that this power drunk politicians is elected otherwise death might take them away if they lose..

Politics › Re: A Petition To Ban Reno Omokri From Twitter Hits 12k Signatures by jojothaiv(m): 9:47am On Jul 08, 2022

LutherSanchez:
Man blocked me for saying that he was wrong on a certain issue concerning Atiku.

He's quite emotional and to be honest with you most of this Twitter influencers are actually working for their pockets, Reno with all his nuggets is simply in that bracket and must do everything possible to ensure he blows whosoever vuvuzela will pay the highest sum.

Only few heads are quite honest with being altruistic on the bird all.

Crime › Re: 07/07 - Nairalander Thanks God For Life After Escaping Death A Year Ago. by jojothaiv(m): 6:49pm On Jul 07, 2022

Reminds me of Bugzy Malone

Believe in God or not, you can't deny a blessing..

Foreign Affairs › Re: Michelle Donelan: UK Education Minister Resigns After Two Days In Office by jojothaiv(m): 6:46pm On Jul 07, 2022

I am deeply saddened that it has come to this, but as someone who values integrity above all else, I have no choice ,"she wrote in a statement on Twitter.

Nigerian ministers mute the group chat.

grin

Politics › Re: Eid-El-Kabir: FG Declares July 11th & 12th as Public Holidays by jojothaiv(m): 4:37pm On Jul 07, 2022

Peace Nigeria

Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Odumeje Was Slapped & Beaten By Security During His Church Demolition by jojothaiv(m): 4:36pm On Jul 07, 2022

Quest7777:
Overzealous security. Quite unnecessary.

Politics › Re: Why Kaduna Train Attackers Invaded Kuje Prison – Sources by jojothaiv(m): 4:35pm On Jul 07, 2022

Tailorcaesar:
All this attacks are nothing but a scripted Nigerian movie

Foreign Affairs › Re: Boris Johnson Officially Resigns As UK Prime Minister by jojothaiv(m): 12:57pm On Jul 07, 2022

tunene66:
In politics no one is remotely indispensable

Boris Johnson

What a message for our politicians and the people of Nigeria as we look forward to the 2023 General Elections.

Minus death or some other act of God, our politicians always believe they are indispensable.

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Politics › Re: UK, US warn residents against travel near Kuje prison, 19 states by jojothaiv(m): 9:18am On Jul 07, 2022

Mokason288:

The North with all its leadership skills is still a big setback , poverty capital and , disgrace to the entire country !

And the bastards would stop at nothing to push their useless Muslim-Muslim agenda while hiding behind competency. Since it's competency, are there no other Arewa competent folks from other faiths but no, the dolts will look the other way. Wawu kowai..

Even the competent one is confused at the moment, nothing seems to be working at the moment and jetting out of the country is the next thing on the mind of the presidency itself. Says a lot about the kind of people saddled with the responsibility of leading the country aright.

Regardless, peace Nigeria.

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Politics › Re: Femi Fani-Kayode: Nigeria Now World’s Mass Murder, Terrorism Capital by jojothaiv(m): 9:12am On Jul 07, 2022

silvoclaira:
Good morning FFK

If I say someone should wake up and smell the coffee I mean they must start to be more realistic and aware of what is happening around them but, not for that man who is always SHOCKED!

Dj√ Play me "the game is over" by Cassidy and Psquare
Barman√ Bring 2 plate of mmpuru mmiri and one cup of cat fish

DJ Vawulence on the beat...

Politics › Re: Buhari Won’t Succumb To Terrorists’ Activities - Femi Adesina by jojothaiv(m): 10:47pm On Jul 06, 2022

Femi can't say anything else na

Politics › Re: ISWAP Claims Responsibility For Kuje Prison Attack, Releases Video by jojothaiv(m): 10:43pm On Jul 06, 2022

VeryWickedMan:
The video was released on a platform and uploaded by a traceable device

But it's not traceable.

Some anomalies are normalcy in this part of the world. Till date, I still ask what's the usefulness of NIN/SIM linking when an ordinary thief can't be traced with the phone number....

Nigeria is a mysterious country.

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Crime › Re: Scene Of Kuje Prison Attack (Graphic Photos) by jojothaiv(m): 3:05pm On Jul 06, 2022

Give a dog a bad name and hang him.....

Music/Radio › Re: Eedris Abdulkareem Is Battling Kidney Failure Seeks Fans' Prayers by jojothaiv(m): 3:01pm On Jul 06, 2022

Man didn't asked for money but prayers but watch how some will capitalize on this and try cash out.

Politics › Re: The Hate You Show Peter Obi Is Increasing His PR - VectorThaViper Blasts Critics by jojothaiv(m): 2:59pm On Jul 06, 2022

That's just the truth..

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Family › Re: My Neighbour's New 17-Year-Old Wife Is Giving Him Headache by jojothaiv(m): 11:46am On Jul 06, 2022

Lostchild:
I won just do small aproko on marriage section.

Any man or woman who tells you that, physical beauty is not that important to them, they are chronic liars.

You for no cast this update o

Romance › Re: Cheating Indian Wife Forced To Carry Husband Through Streets After Being Caught by jojothaiv(m): 11:43am On Jul 06, 2022

Some of the ladies here are quick to label the whole act 'PRIMITIVE' because the future is not female this time around..

Make una continue with una cherry pick comments.

Romance › Re: Church Gives Certificate Of Virginity To Ladies After Test In South Africa (Pics by jojothaiv(m): 11:39am On Jul 06, 2022

There are still good women outside..

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Politics › Re: Bandits Gun Down Assistant Police Commissioner Aminu Umar In Katsina by jojothaiv(m): 4:01am On Jul 06, 2022

Omooba77:
I saw the useless statement issued by Garba.

You can't fault that 'nigga' he's also acting based on instruction.

Politics › Re: Yobe North: Machina Alerts INEC Over Forged Withdrawal Letter In Lawan’s Favour by jojothaiv(m): 10:34pm On Jul 05, 2022

Uteghe:
Was Lawan born a Senator? Was his umbilical cord buried in the Senate? He should go and learn handwork.

He will soon be disgraced since he don't know when to draw the line..

Travel › Re: Family Of 5 Escapes Without A Scratch After Trailer Crushes Car In Jos by jojothaiv(m): 10:32pm On Jul 05, 2022

Believe in God or not, there's no point denying a miracle...

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