₦airaland Forum

Never Take Certain Things Serious..
#NoteToSelf

NwaAmaikpe:

Days of old..
No virgins in Egbaland and Eweduland anymore.

I'm Tired, You're Tired...
Jesus Wept..
Kanye West (Bound 2)

ModCaller:
You're right. They are hoes meant for sex and babies.

Just use her and dump her. No time for love.

But the problem is that I am in love with a girl right now. LMAO LWKMD

Smile..

I Think I Like The Sound Of Ya Last Statement..


Busy Sipping Pap..

Now Playing..
Nas & Damian Marley Patience...

"some of the smartest dummies can't even read the sign on the Egyptian mummies"

ADAMUdaCOWBOY:
Any day I see dat fence I must piss on am and nothing go happen.

Na Adamu Be Ya Name na..

freesinzu:
reverse psychology

works everytime

Reverse Psychology...
Na so...

Something Is Not Right...

Rest In Peace Bro...

Congratulation By The Way....

LastMumu:
Op is right. I had a CGPA of 1.61 in school five years ago and up till now I haven't been able to land a job. The cleaner job I was managing last year, the day my manager overheard me telling a colleague about my CGPA, he sacked me immediately.

With This Moniker..

I bet your mission has been accomplished..

Strolling Out of Thread in a jiffy..

Donchi135:
Taaaaa resemble who



Mtchewwww

Guy dey give himself hope as per say, no hope 4 d kwantri..

icedfire:
I still don't trust Nigerians, they will always find a way... good one by the way Lagos state government. I hope they extend it to suburbs like ipaja, Ayobo, meiran, abule egba, ifako ijaiye, egbeda, ikotun and igando even though we don't have parks around here

Badagry nko..

You wicked o..

decatalyst:
Legit?
Are you his account officer?

Na picture sef don inspire bro make him ma hustle 4 him "Legit" too...

Shakes head and walks out..

Bless You Bro..
Happy Married Life By The Way!

cosby02:
What should we now do?

You dey mind them...

One day, it will all make sense, for now I'm on low.

JAtoms:
I wonder why you are an atheist, the name JAPHET is a Christian name .

As a free thinking fellow he ought to have think for himself and change that name too, since atheism entails "critical thinking" as purported by the "enlightened folks" here...


I just dey gbadun tonight theatrical piece...

bkool7:
money now !

Smile..

When Push Come To Shove!

bkool7:
Most of them will snub . because you didn't say the magic word

Which is?

gbegemaster:
Since when is "hello my wife" crash landing?

That's a powerful endearment appreciated by all ladies in sundry

I know you don't mean it..

Voodoo no dey exists sha..

Na my "enlightened Nairalanders talk am o"

Busy pursuing those flies on top my beer jare..

A man once told me "Never argue with atheists"

Learn to keep your head when others are losing it

cutefergiee:
Wet ogbomosho weed is the real deal boss... i wee tell karimu to give som sample on ur way out

Take cold bottle of Orijin wash am down bro!

"Against Tribalism"

That's more than enough for everybody out there!

cutefergiee:
Karimu abeg serve two drums of RIZLA PAPER FILLED HERBS for everybody on NL dis morning..
its gud for clear eyes dis new week

Oshogbo Weed In Disguise Niyen!

"So with age, comes greater experience"
My morale just go down as I hear that one today!

agabusta:
Civet cat. How did u go about your hunting licence?

Hunting licence ba,

Biko kwantinue..

Now Playing
Big Sean Sunday Morning Jetpack

SINZ:
The very minute a woman sights you, she can already tell if she can date/fvck you or not. Every other thing in between is just "sereren".

Barman, come closer, give this man 5 bottles of Goldberg with full plate of goat meat pepper soup..


Bill on me...


Simple and straight to the point!

I'll be reading comments from my "Politically Correct Crew"

So I waved to my past..


Packed up my bags..

Headed for the door..

The knowledge I was searching for was far more...


Soon, I'll be heading back to Badagry...


Still love Africa!