₦airaland Forum

Conclusion...
The VP is mad...

bitchcrafts:
Looking beyond your misuse of dictions and all, I dont think what was wrong with ya then was the masturbation per say, Most probably, it was a stress issue manifesting from serial restlessness , poor diet and exhaustion compounded and made easy by your joblesssness. I mean, Masturbation was never the evil , it was the accumulation of yo bad unhealthy and neurotic habits.

Tbh, Masturbation is healthy when done right (blowjobs and likes fall under it IMO). In fact, it has been found that male babies in the womb masturbate

"Male babies in the womb masturbate"

Truly, this world is riddled in mystery..

Nairaland getting boring..
At the end of the day, we are who we are...

Evergreen4:
A thread that was created on 29 march 2015 hitting front page after one year and some months. What will be the relevance of the thread to the op that solicited for advice from the forum members since last year.

Some mods needs to be shot in the head.

P.s: I no call anybody name Ooo

Gracias sir..

Diplomacy at its peak!

HardMirror:
So many fallacies in your post.

So cos they had bad endings it means they did something bad to get money. As if many poor people don't have bad endings too.

Who told you being good has anything to do with religion or atheism?

In modern times this would be wrong on many levels but about 200 years ago, nations and kingdoms disregarded each others rights and this would have been a perfect way of generating wealth. So the big question is has any nation ever attempted this to becom richer than other countries? Afterall they invade each others lands in selfish wars.

Please where are you typing this from?

I'm just here to read from..
1. Logical Minds.. 2. Freethinkers.. 3. Scientists.. 4. Experienced Medical Practitioners.. 5. Unprogrammed Fellows..

Bluehawk:
she has been infected ..its myasis..and an experienced doctor can help her

I know and some of us know but can you be the "experienced doctor" to help her...

Bakass:
GOOD FOR HER/YOU...I NO UR NAME MUST BE A CHRISTIAN NAME AS FAR AS U AV MADE MENTIONED OF ALHAJI AND YAHOO BOYZ...YOU WIL NEVA HEAR A MUSLIM GIRL SAY SUCH, OR MADE MENTION OF A PASYOR...REVERED FADA OR BISHOP...ALL U WIL IS CHRISTIAN GIRLS WIT ALHAJIES...IF U LIKE LET 1000 MAGOT COMES OUT OF UR VIGINA IT IS UR BISNES MUMU

Well, your opinion is highly respected but how about those you don't get to hear about...

This is not Stone Age man!

TheSCRYPT:
Rule of thumb:
No three odd numbers add up to give you even.
O + O = E E + E = E E + O = O
O + O + O = E + O = O.

This mathematical expression has no unique solution.

Thanks man for this...

lonelydora:
Why do guys fall for this? As you give me number, I dial and flash the number immediately when the girl is still there. Once she says her phone ba3 is flat, I immediately delete the number in her presence and tell her never to mind.

Man, next time wey we go meet i go personally buy iPhone 7 for you...

Na guys like you dey give us hope again...

oluxy:
I expect her to totally be naked instead of this half done...
Hisssssssss

Na matter of time...

Everything is in a state of flux!

kaen1317:
aristotle, kindly tell me what good that can come out of this.

Ooh, It is their money, you get to decide what to do with your money..

TPAND:
I'm quiting nairaland and suing the MODs should this make front page

This is front page material, better quit Nairaland in a jiffy

kaen1317:
Africa and wasteful stupid ventures. After we'll be crying that there's no money

oshey thinker.
And who tell you that the whites are economical with their money..

And the blame game goes on...
Well, i'm less surprised either...

Mekanus:
You don't need God either

Sir, you can please elaborate on this..

I guess we lost what we can find... And such is life.. Sleep on brother..

A drunkship of cobblers...
My guy, this collective no sweet me for body o...

wins18:
Nokia E series is da bomb bro!, can't imagine a life without that smart phone. Smart Niggi's will understand

E5 and E6 are just the best!

queenmonalisa01:
my dear thank you letter or not if the witch for ur community dey worry you nah only God go fit help you. why not write the thank you letter to God

Hmmm, smiles in Awori..

Looks at Lai brighter side...
Man is a brighter liar...

For those wey dey carry last but them go dey form Warri...
Omo, the mata get as e be o..

DerrickzB:
Lol... Egboon.... Mo innocent ni... i just dey help sha

Honestly, e gbinyanju big time...

sunnyside16:
And the OP says "harmless creature". Harmless indeed, na grass you think say alligator dey chop abi?

You dey mind the okpa OP, wetin dey him mind na to just involve Lala for the mata..

Tear race in thunderbolt just incase of incasity!

DerrickzB:
No.it doesn't... it has its own special taste.. if they dry am for fire eh.. carry am cook pepper soup... if ur babe beg u eh.. u go say no.self.. meanwhile snake has same taste with chicken... just more sweeter than chicken..

Hmmm, all hail the analyzer..

Awon eleyi get degree for reptiles meat..

Artful Dodger!

What a life..
Truly we live in a mysterious world!

NNVanguard:
Redeeming the battered international image of this nation is a task we all must be involved in, irrespective of ethnoreligious affiliations!


#God Bless Nigeria!

Nice comment though
#ChangeBeginWithME&YOU

benega:
A great man indeed, u have made whats left of ur country proud. Oya distinguished members of the name checking association, your food don don

Biko, this na bad market for some of them...

Dude be looking like successful corporate welder...

weblord1900:
Sean tizzle my main man,, ,I still remember how he won 2007 local government chairman election..
Since then I haven't heard about him.

But I'm hearing a rumor that he is now into football

Osogbo weed working!

GossipHeart:
I'm here to read ignorant comments from Nigerians

Oshey! Educated fellow