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HealthRe: Help! I Always Vomit Anytime I Eat. by jokality(m): 11:49am On Jul 13
Not to scare you, but people with early and mid-stage stomach-related cancers often have these exact symptoms. Unfortunately, doctors here in Nigeria often miss the diagnosis because they rarely order advanced tests like an endoscopy or an MRI until more symptoms develop by which time it may have reached a late stage. Please ask for a thorough checkup. Don't just assume it is a simple case of vomiting, especially since this has persisted for two years now. God bless our health.
Foreign AffairsRe: World’s Hardest-working Countries by jokality(m): 11:00pm On Dec 17, 2025
I don't agree because Japan suppose to top the list. Because they work all day, they nap in their offices and reports reveal that many of them collapse due to too much of work and even at recent, their prime Minister Takaichi urge them to sleep not more than 4hrs a day for national economic growth, that's to tell you how they work hard
CrimeRe: Amotekun Caught Suspected Bandits In Oyo After Residents Raised Alarm (Video) by jokality(m): 5:36pm On Dec 04, 2025
Those knives are for hunting nothing more. Stop painting every northerner as a bandit. Bandits carry sophisticated weapons not suya knives. Let's be civilized please.
ProgrammingRe: Ai-assisted & "Vibe Coding" Thread: Tips & Testimonies by jokality(m): 1:57pm On Jun 02, 2025
I've been vibe coding since chatgpt first came to light and now I use cline and roocode to vibe code using Gemini 2.5 api and sometimes claude on openrouter. I've been able to do great with these and yes, this is the future.
Foreign AffairsNegev Airbase In Israel Has Been Hit By Iranian Rockets by jokality(op): 1:28am On Apr 14, 2024
Iran earlier launched a barrage of rockets and swarms of cheap drones as decoys into Israel in retaliation to Israelis strike in its consulate in Damascus, Syria.
Most of this assault has been intercepted by the missile defense system like the Iron dome and the rest, but can't say the same to the Israeli Negev Airbase that got major destruction from two of the rockets in the first batch of the strikes.

It is expected by the IDF that this is just the first phase, so they're bracing up for more similar strikes from Iran, as the latter is determined to call it even.
https://twitter.com/AryJeay/status/1779301585425666139?t=1sBzhP_E8nSjo120iuVlRA&s=19
CrimeRe: Palestinians Fleeing From Northern Gaza Targeted By The Israeli Forces by jokality(op): 5:36pm On Nov 10, 2023
kabillionaire:
Anyone left behind after they were told to move south of Gaza is a terrorist, bomb them all.
These are the people that are moving to the south on foot, but still getting bombed on their way. What are you saying
CrimePalestinians Fleeing From Northern Gaza Targeted By The Israeli Forces by jokality(op): 5:23pm On Nov 10, 2023
This has raised many questions including if the War parties are really Israel vs Hamas or actually Israel vs Palestinians because the military shelling happened right on humanitarian safe corridors under the four hours acknowledged pause as agreed by the US and Israel themselves.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_wrcYr-WF4?si=E6fek1pa-jbxjNX2
Foreign AffairsIsrael-palestine: What Is The Westbank? by jokality(op): 3:58pm On Nov 08, 2023
What you need to know about the daily plight of the Palestinians is that, despite the fact that there is no excuse for violence, oppression can lead to it.

This is a short documentary that explains what you need to know about the Westbank, and how it connects with Gaza.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntzm9j6TuL8?si=SR8C6zdy1n1F-LFY
CelebritiesRe: John Voight Expresses Disgust In Daughter Angelina Jolie's Attacks On Israel by jokality(m): 11:04pm On Nov 05, 2023
Stay strong, Palestine.

IslamRe: 'Mary Mother Of Jesus Christ Mosque' Spotted In Dubai - Photos by jokality(m): 3:38pm On Aug 21, 2023
Jesus and Mary are all acknowledged and respected to the utmost in Islam, its not a matter Islam being different in Nigeria or Dubai, we're all bounded by its teachings.

Mary simply means Maryam, and its one of the names you find among Muslims in Nigeria, mostly hausa.

I'm just disappointed why a topic of this tone would make a front page.
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals 2020 ➜ ➜ ➜ by jokality(m): 9:36am On Dec 26, 2022
€15 Bitnovo Voucher Available for sale
ComputersRe: Laptop Fan Sounds Like Grinding Machine by jokality(m): 7:47pm On Sep 11, 2021
As my seniors suggested, get it cleaned.
My lappy did that for over six months and the day I summoned courage, I visited a technician.
I thought they're going to replace the fsn, but luckily it was just a dust.
The guy cleaned it and greased it with oil.

It didn't stopped the noise until after two weeks as it takes time to adapt.
PoliticsRe: If You Could Change One Thing About Nigeria, What Would You Change? by jokality(m): 4:56pm On Sep 02, 2021
NIGERIANS
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Was Deployed By Npower But I’m Far From My State by jokality(m): 8:34pm On Aug 29, 2021
I don't know how possible relocating to another state is, but you should chat their support
CrimeRe: EFCC Arraigns Al-Ameen Idris For ₦10.7 Milion Fraud by jokality(m): 11:30pm On Aug 16, 2021
Fahdiga:
I thought all internet related crimes are committed by southern Nigerians according to El Rufai
Where is internet written in there?

Keep deceiving yourselves datz how you guys keep spoiling our names abroad and you're looking forward to having northerners join your league.
PoliticsRe: Inec Voter Registration - Why You Shouldn't Take The Schedule For It by jokality(op): 7:35pm On Aug 12, 2021
Kano state
PoliticsInec Voter Registration - Why You Shouldn't Take The Schedule For It by jokality(op): 1:08pm On Aug 12, 2021
To begin with: I've successfully registered for the Inec Continuous Voter Registration(ICVR) , the Online part to be precise and 12/8/2021 at around 12:30 is the time I'm scheduled from the online portal.

I was so happy that things are now coordinated and we can for once enjoy our dividend of democracy starting from the registration point.

I went 30 minutes before my time but the queue there wasn't what I expected.

To cut the long story short, I was told by the officials that the schedule is a formality so I need to come tomorrow as early as 8:00 to fit into a queue.

My hopes were dashed to the air but because I need it (for identity reasons not for voting though) I'll keep going until I register.

Now to you guys, I'll advise you to go maybe before your schedule or the day but earlier, so you don't experience what I faced.

The main purpose of the online registration is to help the staff shorten their tasks so they can register as many people and not for your timing (strictly my Opinion though).

Christianity EtcRe: Reno Omokri: What Boko Haram Is Doing, The Church Did 10 Times Worse by jokality(m): 11:56am On Aug 08, 2021
So Christianity has this bloody history?

Glad this came out from one of you guys.
Christianity EtcRe: My Opinion - Mannequins Should Be Banned In Any Morally Sound State by jokality(op): 12:50am On Jul 17, 2021
First you were supportive, then turned out you're blinded also.

Mannequins aren't even animals, so you can't bring that as a comparison.

Atleast you're 50% accepting the truth, so you're more than the rest who sees Hisbah as a different thing as opposed to what it really is.
Ghostrye:
I totally agree with your point, infact women of any age and the female of any species should not be allowed in any state because their feathers and hairs can also be easily removed.
Christianity EtcRe: My Opinion - Mannequins Should Be Banned In Any Morally Sound State by jokality(op): 12:45am On Jul 17, 2021
Don't get too bias ahbeg. Learn to accept the truth even if it came from a foe.

By the way, you guys ain't answering the question.

Will you be comfortable to let your kids see those unclad mannequins?

Scatterscatter:
OP and his Hisbah brothers need to have their brains examined. Bunch of perverts and mentally unstable people
Christianity EtcRe: My Opinion - Mannequins Should Be Banned In Any Morally Sound State by jokality(op): 12:43am On Jul 17, 2021
Those mannequins are out of morality.

Those mannequins sellers display them unclad and that's how everyone passes by.

Don't get blinded please

petra1:
They are clothed at display naw . ..



its easier to rip off clothes from human being than Mannequins . besides you cant rape Mannequins nah.

whoever have problem with Mannequins has a bigger propblem with his mind.
Christianity EtcMy Opinion - Mannequins Should Be Banned In Any Morally Sound State by jokality(op): 12:27pm On Jul 16, 2021
The Hisbah board in kano has made one great move by banning mannequins in the state, but guess what?
This is something other non-islamic states ought to have done (if they're still holding to their moral and African principles).

Just look at the pictured mannequin and let me know if it will be okay for your kids to see that.
I know they're also clothed, but they're easily ripped off you know.

PoliticsRe: Is The Improved National Identity Card Slip Acceptable For Verifications? by jokality(op): 12:02am On Jul 09, 2021
Niom:
Payoneer had to send my funds back to amazon because I couldn't verify my payoneer account for over 3Months now.

I tried screenshoting this nimc card so I can have it printed on plastic but it is not screenshoting.

How did you do yours bro? Was I just the ordinary slip you used to verify your payoneer account or you printed it on plastic ID?
You should have printed it in plastic form, it would have been more acceptable
PoliticsRe: Is The Improved National Identity Card Slip Acceptable For Verifications? by jokality(op): 12:00am On Jul 09, 2021
pryme:
The NIN slip is completely USELESS in most cases, most of the big platforms requires you snap both the front and back of the card you are using, the barcode and all.
The slip can only be accepted by companies that has strong ties with NIGERIA.
The nin slip also comes front and back and even if it doesn't I believe you can screenshot the one at the back of the digital card and join with the front of the Improved NIN
PoliticsRe: Is The Improved National Identity Card Slip Acceptable For Verifications? by jokality(op): 11:54pm On Jul 08, 2021
Joysticks:
How much did you pay to get it?
The pint out costs N400 and you pay the sum through the Nimc portal
PoliticsRe: Is The Improved National Identity Card Slip Acceptable For Verifications? by jokality(op): 11:39am On Jul 08, 2021
r4bbit:
How do I get it
The process is somehow indirect.
But you need to first install your nimc Mobile app and log into it, then you visit the web portal and follow the procedures.

Below is the official process
https://nimc.gov.ng/how-to-print-your-improved-nin-slip/
PoliticsRe: Is The Improved National Identity Card Slip Acceptable For Verifications? by jokality(op): 11:35am On Jul 08, 2021
Pierocash:
This is what I used to verify my Kucoin account ,and others. It is acceptable provided your NIN is written in it clearly
Have you ever tried it somewhere else online and they rejected it?
PoliticsIs The Improved National Identity Card Slip Acceptable For Verifications? by jokality(op): 10:06pm On Jul 07, 2021
It is already open that the physical nimc card has been replaced with the digital identity card.

Well, you have a choice of printing it out and make it plastic in the cyber Cafe or laminate it if you could print out the Improved NIN Slip.

I'm asking, can this improved nin slip be accepted by online merchants let's say for verification such as verifying:
Chipper cash
PayPal
Binance
Or in other places?

Attached below is the slip format and comes in black and white.

PhonesRe: Let's See Your Phone Home-screen (screenshot) by jokality(m): 11:24pm On Jun 29, 2021
Jh0wsef:
Lmao. Omo this your phone na machine o
Don't let the apps scare you, they're not that much.

Although, it is a rooted phone and the menu only shows about 50% of my entire apps coz the rest have been frozen.
InvestmentRe: I Have This Asset For Sell On Trust Wallet At Good Price Check Pics by jokality(m): 11:19pm On Jun 29, 2021
What is your rate for FEg?
I want to buy all of it.
PhonesRe: Let's See Your Phone Home-screen (screenshot) by jokality(m): 1:31pm On Jun 29, 2021
Here's mine

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npower Beneficiaries To Be Paid 60K - How True Is This? by jokality(op): 11:23am On Jun 05, 2021
zagorakis:
Are they still going to do physical verification?
Yes there's going to be a physical verification where you can come with your certificates

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