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Business / Venturing Into Cooking Gas Retail Business by Joker4Cruise: 3:29pm On Jan 22, 2023
I'm financially ready to start up a business and after all my researches, I concluded to go into Retail Cooking Gas Business.

What I'm not yet sure on this business is about who would be supplying me the cooking gas .

Please if you have been into it or have idea about how it works, please kindly enlighten me about it.

Thanks in advance
Family / Re: Thank God For A Beautiful Outing To Celebrate The First Day Of The Year. Photos by Joker4Cruise: 11:49pm On Jan 02, 2022
Mercychen:


Wow! See hot chocolate. You be babe ooo... Mehn.. even as you don drop, you're still looking cute!

No worry, very soon, you'll be cruising in your Tesla in Jesus name.

Thanks dear.
Happy new year!!!

See whining �
Romance / Re: 4 Ex Girlfriends Left Me With The Same Story, I Am Confused by Joker4Cruise: 9:35am On Nov 12, 2021
Kingsley123456:
I met my first love when I was driving from ikole Ekiti to Osogbo osun State in early 2012, we started dating and we loved each other, she always sing it to my hear that she was lucky to have me, but after about 3years in the relationship which I had relaxed and believed that I have found the mother of my children, she came up with a story that, her pastor said we are not compatible and that we will regret if we dare marry each other, I didn't force or persuade her, she left in 2015.

I got into another relationship in 2016 March, this one was really ready to marry cuz she advised me to rent a 2bedroom apartment she even gave me money to get a set of chair and put in the living room for us to start living together... She came back home with the same story in 2017 Feb on her birthday that her pastor said, I'm not the man for her, she left without looking back.

To cut the story short, I did an admission for a girl in 2018, and we ended up dating, I gave her close marking until she had to travel back home cuz of the Corona outbreak, she called me from home and told me that her pastor said, she should not marry me cuz it may not augur well, I begged and persuaded for about one month but she insisted...

I still didn't see it as anything untill last night when the girl I've been dating after Corona break, we met at the teaching practice, we spend most of our time together she literally lived with me ...but she went to Abuja, her parents place last week Saturday, she's been giving me attitudes until last night when she came out bluntly with same story, that her Mom saw it in the dream that her current boyfriend is not the person she should marry, that cries await her if she dares to..

What is going on with me... I'm confused, this one is affecting me.

Find an atheist to date. Dem no believe in stuffs like that.

This, the false prophet has seen
Politics / Re: Malami Named In $139m Bank Transfer Fraud by Joker4Cruise: 9:30am On Nov 12, 2021
False prophet failed to see this coming �
Politics / Re: Malami Named In $139m Bank Transfer Fraud by Joker4Cruise: 9:29am On Nov 12, 2021
Politics / Re: ₦58 Billion Disbursed To Poor Nigerians In 2 Months – FG by Joker4Cruise: 9:26am On Nov 12, 2021
Romance / Re: A Newly Married Lady With Her Male Best Friend by Joker4Cruise: 9:26am On Nov 12, 2021
adewaleadeyemi8:
I'm trying really hard to believe this lie, but it's just too hard for me undecided

Oshey friend of life

Cheers comrade
Romance / Re: A Newly Married Lady With Her Male Best Friend by Joker4Cruise: 9:25am On Nov 12, 2021
dharamanil:
Hi everyone.

Let me jump on it. I have this guy who has been friends with a lady for couple of years. Maybe about 8years or thereabout. They v been hanging often she is always at his and sometimes he is with her at her family house.

She recently got married to a white guy who isn't based in Nigeria but rented her an apartment and a lot more. Her husband is aware of the guy so he has no doubt about them.

Now the problem is since her new apartment, the male friend visits her often like oldies and u know still hang around even spends the night there and all. According to him, no sex, she stays in her room and he stays in another. But he recently started complaining that hsi friends feels he should stop visiting her. Not for any concrete reason though than she is married.

Note. The husband doesn't leave in the house.

Damn nigga, you pple are really dense
Politics / Re: FG To Borrow ₦25.5 Billion To Provide Solar Power For National Assembly by Joker4Cruise: 9:23am On Nov 12, 2021
Celebrities / Re: Celestine Donkor: Why I Use Veil To Cover My Backside by Joker4Cruise: 9:22am On Nov 12, 2021
So should we now fry beans?
Business / Re: How Late Ossy Ojukwu Saved His Boy Who Stole His $20,000 From Being Lynched by Joker4Cruise: 9:21am On Nov 12, 2021
Ok
NYSC / Re: How I Spent My ₦180k Alawee On Betting by Joker4Cruise: 9:19am On Nov 12, 2021
1sherlockHolmes:
I'm a corp member passing out this coming december, during the previous month I have managed to raised 180k from my alawee.

Last month october I discovered bet9ja online betting through my friend, and decided to give it a try at first I was winning, I was happy that I discovered a way to earn extra income, I ignored all the warnings that I saw online about betting. Gradually I started losing, sometimes my games enter and sometimes cut but i refused to stop.

To cut it short guys I'm now pennyless, my 180k turn 0k in just a month and next month I'm heading to my village empty handed. Its been so long since I cry but today i did.

O shele si awon white
Romance / Re: My Sister Always Fights With Her Boyfriend by Joker4Cruise: 9:14am On Nov 12, 2021
kamtamark:
Please pardon my English. Is one years now that my sister introduced a boy to me as her boyfriend, since then I have gone to their place several times to separate fight and it seems it is getting worst but they don't want to end the relationship.

I warned my sister never to near the boy. To my surprise I will see the two of them again and my sister will say everything is now ok.

Please what legal action can I take to separate the two of them?

Legal keey? Woo, If you truly want to separate them then PEACE IS NOT AN OPTION, VAWLENCE IS DUE ��

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Education / Re: Crypto Kindergarten: A School Where You Get Paid To Attend by Joker4Cruise: 12:41am On Nov 09, 2021
Scam
This post is a scam trying to extort five dollars from people.

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Crime / Re: My Girlfriend Refused To Have Sex With Me by Joker4Cruise: 12:07am On Nov 09, 2021
Shame to false prophet because he didn't see this earlier
Investment / Re: Getting Another Country Citizenship By Investment by Joker4Cruise: 6:59pm On Nov 07, 2021
advanceDNA:


It’s not small investment they are talking about..
U hold reach 500k dollars??

Investment / Getting Another Country Citizenship By Investment by Joker4Cruise: 7:07pm On Nov 06, 2021
Hi
Foreign Affairs / Re: 18th Century Teapot Used By Chinese Emperor Sold Over £2million At Auction (Pix) by Joker4Cruise: 11:56am On Nov 03, 2021
Over to you righteousness

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Celebrities / Re: Chris Adah: A Charm Was Used To Tie Me Up For 30 Years by Joker4Cruise: 11:45am On Nov 03, 2021
suffering:
She's lying. She was too cold for any man to penetrate. It won't surprise me if she was a virgin before her wedding night.

Thumbs up for a fellow man of culture ☺️
Crime / Re: Wife Hires Kidnappers For Her Stingy Husband In Ogun (Photo) by Joker4Cruise: 11:44am On Nov 03, 2021
Hamiltonii:


They could be her s3x toys.

Comrade, am impressed

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Crime / Re: Wife Hires Kidnappers For Her Stingy Husband In Ogun (Photo) by Joker4Cruise: 11:43am On Nov 03, 2021
paulolee:

leave ogun state n its gods out of ur stupid jokes...
una go jus switch on data n off sense.....try show some respect kid..

Dis wan nah die hard fans of the gods
Health / Re: Pain During Sex by Joker4Cruise: 11:41am On Nov 03, 2021
Omniman:
First of all congratulations on your 3weeks marriage with your tear rubber wife grin

Secondly, disvirgining is lot of work. It's like trying to drill a stone wall with your peepee. Most time you sweat so much and sometimes you just want to try another time.

Thirdly, I will tell you. It's natural to experience pain. Overtime the pain reduces. It might take months.
I am suspecting she isn't juicy enough before u start penetration.

What you can do to ease the pain. Give your wife a good oral before introducing your lil self grin

Eat her like a psychotic rat on steroids..

When she is juicy enough. You can slide in and out with lil friction

Nagode cool

Mehn I was almost about to get worried untill you said if she's guicy, then it wouldn't be painful

If you don't gerrit nah ya own wahala be that because nah wetin people no go quick understand ah wan dey talk now
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Atalanta Vs Manchester United - UCL - 2 - 2 (Full Time) by Joker4Cruise: 8:17pm On Nov 02, 2021
Straight Win for Man United both halves

This have been seen by falseprophet
Properties / Re: Nifemi, PA To Owner Of Collapsed Ikoyi Building Found Dead, Osibona Trapped by Joker4Cruise: 8:15pm On Nov 02, 2021
Madam, is it ya comment?
Family / Re: Fantasising In My Marriage. by Joker4Cruise: 8:13pm On Nov 02, 2021
Firstly I dedicate this post to slamiwor or whatever, dah damn guy comments has convinced me to register as a user on dis forum instead of being a guest.

Back to the post, mehn ah don't have anything to contribute just had to come here to hear full gist about the mouth action and nigga is impress that the man said it's disgusting, false prophet I handover the rest to you

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