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PoliticsRe: See The Percentage Of Built Up Regions In Nigeria by Jokerman(op): 6:26pm On Mar 30, 2024
chopnaira:
Yet, your own people flee your own region for the SW.
LIVE IN MY STATE OF ORIGIN...

Percentage of the population living in their State of origin:

1 🔴Kebbi: 99.80%
2 ⚫Yobe: 99.60%
3 🟤Akwa Ibom: 99.20%
4 🔴Jigawa: 98.60%
5 🔴Katsina: 98.40%
6 ⚫Taraba: 98.20%
7 ⚫Borno: 97.50%
8 🔴Kano: 97.00%
9 🟠Benue: 96.80%
10 🟠Kogi: 96.60%
11 🟢Imo: 96.20%
12 🟢Ebonyi: 96.00%
13 ⚫Gombe: 96.00%
14 🔴Sokoto: 96.00%
15 🔴Zamfara: 96.00%
16 🟢Abia: 94.80%
17 ⚫Adamawa: 94.10%
18 🟢Enugu: 93.60%
19 🟤Bayelsa: 93.40%
20 🟠Nasarawa: 92.60%
21 🟠Plateau: 92.00%
22 🟤Delta: 89.60%
23 🟠Kwara: 89.60%
24 🔴Kaduna: 88.40%
25 🟣Ekiti: 88.20%
26 ⚫Bauchi: 87.60%
27 🟣Osun: 86.90%
28 🟤Rivers: 84.20%
29 🟤Cross river: 83.80%
30 🟣Oyo: 83.60%
31 🟤Edo: 82.60%
32 🟠Niger: 73.40%
33 🟣Ondo: 64.50%
34 🟢Anambra: 61.50%
35 🟣Ogun: 60.00%
36 🟠FCT: 41.20%
37 🟣Lagos: 20.90%
PoliticsRe: See The Percentage Of Built Up Regions In Nigeria by Jokerman(op): 6:26pm On Mar 30, 2024
AntiMarxist:
Can you openly deny that you don't have your people in other states in the SW other than Lagos ?

Besides, Lagos is Yorubaland and you travelling from your village to Lagos to find your direction in life should not forget that.

Even if Nigeria splits today into its existing geopolitcal regions you guys will still be running to Lagos and the north.
LIVE IN MY STATE OF ORIGIN...

Percentage of the population living in their State of origin:

1 🔴Kebbi: 99.80%
2 ⚫Yobe: 99.60%
3 🟤Akwa Ibom: 99.20%
4 🔴Jigawa: 98.60%
5 🔴Katsina: 98.40%
6 ⚫Taraba: 98.20%
7 ⚫Borno: 97.50%
8 🔴Kano: 97.00%
9 🟠Benue: 96.80%
10 🟠Kogi: 96.60%
11 🟢Imo: 96.20%
12 🟢Ebonyi: 96.00%
13 ⚫Gombe: 96.00%
14 🔴Sokoto: 96.00%
15 🔴Zamfara: 96.00%
16 🟢Abia: 94.80%
17 ⚫Adamawa: 94.10%
18 🟢Enugu: 93.60%
19 🟤Bayelsa: 93.40%
20 🟠Nasarawa: 92.60%
21 🟠Plateau: 92.00%
22 🟤Delta: 89.60%
23 🟠Kwara: 89.60%
24 🔴Kaduna: 88.40%
25 🟣Ekiti: 88.20%
26 ⚫Bauchi: 87.60%
27 🟣Osun: 86.90%
28 🟤Rivers: 84.20%
29 🟤Cross river: 83.80%
30 🟣Oyo: 83.60%
31 🟤Edo: 82.60%
32 🟠Niger: 73.40%
33 🟣Ondo: 64.50%
34 🟢Anambra: 61.50%
35 🟣Ogun: 60.00%
36 🟠FCT: 41.20%
37 🟣Lagos: 20.90%
PoliticsRe: See The Percentage Of Built Up Regions In Nigeria by Jokerman(op): 6:26pm On Mar 30, 2024
KGBKremlin:
Yet you're forcing yourselves in a place that is undeveloped are you people normal.
LIVE IN MY STATE OF ORIGIN...

Percentage of the population living in their State of origin:

1 🔴Kebbi: 99.80%
2 ⚫Yobe: 99.60%
3 🟤Akwa Ibom: 99.20%
4 🔴Jigawa: 98.60%
5 🔴Katsina: 98.40%
6 ⚫Taraba: 98.20%
7 ⚫Borno: 97.50%
8 🔴Kano: 97.00%
9 🟠Benue: 96.80%
10 🟠Kogi: 96.60%
11 🟢Imo: 96.20%
12 🟢Ebonyi: 96.00%
13 ⚫Gombe: 96.00%
14 🔴Sokoto: 96.00%
15 🔴Zamfara: 96.00%
16 🟢Abia: 94.80%
17 ⚫Adamawa: 94.10%
18 🟢Enugu: 93.60%
19 🟤Bayelsa: 93.40%
20 🟠Nasarawa: 92.60%
21 🟠Plateau: 92.00%
22 🟤Delta: 89.60%
23 🟠Kwara: 89.60%
24 🔴Kaduna: 88.40%
25 🟣Ekiti: 88.20%
26 ⚫Bauchi: 87.60%
27 🟣Osun: 86.90%
28 🟤Rivers: 84.20%
29 🟤Cross river: 83.80%
30 🟣Oyo: 83.60%
31 🟤Edo: 82.60%
32 🟠Niger: 73.40%
33 🟣Ondo: 64.50%
34 🟢Anambra: 61.50%
35 🟣Ogun: 60.00%
36 🟠FCT: 41.20%
37 🟣Lagos: 20.90%
PoliticsRe: See The Most Built Up States In Nigeria. by Jokerman(op): 6:24pm On Mar 30, 2024
I hope those ones crying in the other thread will console themselves now
PoliticsSee The Most Built Up States In Nigeria. by Jokerman(op):
MOST BUILT UP STATES IN NIGERIA, 2023

Percentage of Area:
1 🟣Lagos: 34.4%
2 🟢Imo: 25.1%
3 🟢Anambra: 23.5%
4 🟤Akwa Ibom: 15.6%
5 🟢Abia: 15.5%
6 🟣Ogun: 10.3%
7 🟢Enugu: 9.6%
8 🟣Osun: 8.9%
9 🟤Rivers: 7.9%
10 🟤Delta/🟣Ekiti: 6.8%

🟢SE 🟤SS 🟣SW

Built Up:
-- Human made structures
-- Major road and rail network
-- Large homogeneous impervious surfaces including parking structures, office buildings and residential housing

Examples: Houses, sense villages/towns/cities, paved roads, asphalt.

#Statisense
(UNDP Nigeria, 2023)


https://twitter.com/StatiSense/status/1774092049987375173
PoliticsRe: See The Percentage Of Built Up Regions In Nigeria by Jokerman(op): 6:15pm On Mar 30, 2024
AntiMarxist:
Is that why your people are scattered allover the SW ?
Don't be dumb.

Apart from Lagos , how many other SEs, SS or North do you see in Osun, Ekiti, Ogun, Kwara??
PoliticsRe: See The Percentage Of Built Up Regions In Nigeria by Jokerman(op): 5:40pm On Mar 30, 2024
thesicilian:
Yet 70% of south Easterners are domiciled in the south west and south South
They make money, and go and build their villages and towns bro...

Hope SWs will get the idea... Make money in Lagos, and try to develop a little in Kwara, Ekiti... Don't mind the greedy Baale's that will ask for cut as usual
PoliticsRe: See The Percentage Of Built Up Regions In Nigeria by Jokerman(op): 5:38pm On Mar 30, 2024
SW is too poor in this area. If not because of Lagos, some places in SW would have been eye sore.

Instead of the big men to make money, and go and develop these villages (e.g Adenuga, Kosokos, Adelekes, WizKid etc,), they won't , rather they'd be buying land in banana island and Ikoyi
PoliticsSee The Percentage Of Built Up Regions In Nigeria by Jokerman(op): 5:36pm On Mar 30, 2024
BUILT-UP AREA IN NIGERIA

Urbanization: Percentage of Area
1 South East: 15.60%
2 South West: 11.65%
3 South South: 6.77%
4 North Central: 2.99%
5 North West: 1.72%
6 North East: 0.85%

__________
Built Up:
-- Human made structures
-- Major road and rail network
-- Large homogeneous impervious surfaces including parking structures, office buildings and residential housing

Examples: Houses, sense villages/towns/cities, paved roads, asphalt.

#Statisense
(UNDP Nigeria, 2023)
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Jokerman(m): 5:26pm On Mar 30, 2024
Leverkusen did it cheesy
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Jokerman(m): 5:09pm On Mar 30, 2024
ispreloaded:
this trend always happens in football matches...whenever Dy go on break n resume,u'll always see insane scorelines among the very best inform teams.... Don't know why is like dat..... Thou to me it looks like without match fixing most club will go broke in a very short period of time...☺️
It seems so, and this is actually the best time to fix a match, just after the break.... The tiredness excuse will fly 😬
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Jokerman(m): 4:51pm On Mar 30, 2024
Today is the day, da day of Bayer... Hmm hmmm... Today is da day, da day of Bayer... Oh oh...😵‍💫
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:40pm On Mar 30, 2024
See as I dey sit down dey watch Getafe 😂😂, when no be say na CR7 🐐 dey play....😬

Hopefully they win Seville
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:32pm On Mar 30, 2024
See the Erik Bin Laden fan up there giving excuses and nonsense takes 😐😐😐
PoliticsRe: FG Subsidises Hajj Fares With ₦90 Billion by Jokerman(m): 11:08am On Mar 30, 2024
Unserious government 😂😂😂😂
PoliticsRe: How Old Was President Bola Tinubu In 1999? by Jokerman(op): 9:30pm On Mar 29, 2024
Newspaper clip from 1998, showed Tinubu to be 52 years old

PoliticsRe: Statistics: Percentage Of The Population Living In Their State Of Origin by Jokerman(op): 6:58pm On Mar 29, 2024
Lol
PoliticsRe: How Old Was President Bola Tinubu In 1999? by Jokerman(op): 6:33pm On Mar 29, 2024
helinues:
Jokerman, stop joking or perhaps stop kidney, point out to the derailing here
This thread is to know about Tinubu's age....
PoliticsRe: Statistics: Percentage Of The Population Living In Their State Of Origin by Jokerman(op): 6:26pm On Mar 29, 2024
Jogs1900:
See Kogi 96% sef
Apart from Kogites, who else wan live for Kogi?
PoliticsRe: How Old Was President Bola Tinubu In 1999? by Jokerman(op): 6:24pm On Mar 29, 2024
helinues:
Stop contradicting yourself

So after getting the answer, your bank account would be credited or that would put food on Nigerians table?
Why are you derailing this thread bro?
PoliticsRe: How Old Was President Bola Tinubu In 1999? by Jokerman(op): 6:02pm On Mar 29, 2024
Mrs Folashade is 48 years old.

Meaning President Bola Tinubu gave birth to her when he was 23/24
PoliticsRe: Statistics: Percentage Of The Population Living In Their State Of Origin by Jokerman(op): 5:56pm On Mar 29, 2024
helinues:
What rubbish are you saying? Must you guys attack others unnecessarily? Where did I mention Igbo?

Which of the statistics is true apart from Lagos?

Abeg, make una stop putting aggression on people who knew nothing about what you might be going through
Who else will live in a state like Benue or Kogi except the main indigenes?
PoliticsRe: Statistics: Percentage Of The Population Living In Their State Of Origin by Jokerman(op): 5:55pm On Mar 29, 2024
ritzyvic1:
Let me get this straight
It's only 20.9% of Lagos population that are indigenes. The rest are foreigners?
Yes.

Most of the yorubas in Lagos are not originally from Lagos, they have their state of origin, that's why most will tell their children to take their bodies to their villages after they've died.
PoliticsRe: How Old Was President Bola Tinubu In 1999? by Jokerman(op): 5:48pm On Mar 29, 2024
helinues:
Can't you see dumbness in the thread itself?
Don't derail my questionnaire thread... If you don't know the answer to my question... Leave to another thread.

At least Yarimo will know this
PoliticsStatistics: Percentage Of The Population Living In Their State Of Origin by Jokerman(op): 5:47pm On Mar 29, 2024
🇳🇬I LIVE IN MY STATE OF ORIGIN...

Percentage of the population living in their State of origin:

1 🔴Kebbi: 99.80%
2 ⚫Yobe: 99.60%
3 🟤Akwa Ibom: 99.20%
4 🔴Jigawa: 98.60%
5 🔴Katsina: 98.40%
6 ⚫Taraba: 98.20%
7 ⚫Borno: 97.50%
8 🔴Kano: 97.00%
9 🟠Benue: 96.80%
10 🟠Kogi: 96.60%
11 🟢Imo: 96.20%
12 🟢Ebonyi: 96.00%
13 ⚫Gombe: 96.00%
14 🔴Sokoto: 96.00%
15 🔴Zamfara: 96.00%
16 🟢Abia: 94.80%
17 ⚫Adamawa: 94.10%
18 🟢Enugu: 93.60%
19 🟤Bayelsa: 93.40%
20 🟠Nasarawa: 92.60%
21 🟠Plateau: 92.00%
22 🟤Delta: 89.60%
23 🟠Kwara: 89.60%
24 🔴Kaduna: 88.40%
25 🟣Ekiti: 88.20%
26 ⚫Bauchi: 87.60%
27 🟣Osun: 86.90%
28 🟤Rivers: 84.20%
29 🟤Cross river: 83.80%
30 🟣Oyo: 83.60%
31 🟤Edo: 82.60%
32 🟠Niger: 73.40%
33 🟣Ondo: 64.50%
34 🟢Anambra: 61.50%
35 🟣Ogun: 60.00%
36 🟠FCT: 41.20%
37 🟣Lagos: 20.90%

#Statisense
(UNDP, NBS, African Polling Inst 2022)
PoliticsRe: How Old Was President Bola Tinubu In 1999? by Jokerman(op): 5:45pm On Mar 29, 2024
helinues:
Those with meaningful life are busy with important things without indulging in creating mumu thread
Don't be dumb.

If you don't know it, jump and pass...
PoliticsHow Old Was President Bola Tinubu In 1999? by Jokerman(op): 5:31pm On Mar 29, 2024
The President became 72 years this year .

From 2024 back to 1999, that is 25 years...

This will mean that as at 1999, Bola Tinubu was 47 years?
CrimeRe: Man Held For Allegedly Beating Wife To Death In Lagos by Jokerman(m): 9:59am On Mar 29, 2024
tonicyril:
Those guys no dey get patience, if u see wetin dem dey use their boyboy eyes dey see eehn u go pity human soul...

Even the female folks of them, if dem maltreat housegirl for ur face, u would know devil is a nice guy compare to them
And na dem dey go church pass.... With big bibles and rosaries every Sunday
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 8:20am On Mar 27, 2024
Kilishihunter:
Oga you must care
So why Felix or Cancel....no fit do anything... At their age, Ronaldo was doing wonders
EducationRe: 2022 Medical Students Intake By Geopolitical Zone by Jokerman(m): 11:43pm On Mar 26, 2024
Godfullsam:
Where is Ekiti state?

The fountain of knowledge huh
Who made Ekiti Fountain of knowledge?? That poor hungry looking state?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Register Free For The Nigeria Buildexpo 2024 - Building Industry Exhibition! by Jokerman(m): 11:52am On Mar 26, 2024
Is there an attendance fee or is it free?
PoliticsRe: My 5 Picks For Anti-Christ by Jokerman(m): 6:59am On Mar 26, 2024
Minsk24:
The amount of delusion in this thread is staggering, tufiakwa
Don't the dumb poster

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