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PoliticsRe: Percentage Of Child Multi Dimensional Povery Per Region In Nigeria 2- Statisense by Jokerman(op): 3:36pm On Apr 02, 2024
Mhen, Hunger dey this Nigeria sha....😬
PoliticsPercentage Of Child Multi Dimensional Povery Per Region In Nigeria 2- Statisense by Jokerman(op): 3:35pm On Apr 02, 2024
I am here again with Statisense 😬

CHILD MULTIDIMENSIONAL POVERTY 2022

South West has the least Child Poverty at 65.1% and North East has the most at 91.2%

South West: 65.1%
South East: 74.0%
South South: 81.2%
North Central: 84.3%
North West: 90.7%
North East: 91.2%

65 in every 100 Children in South West are multidimensionally poor — 2.55 million Children.

South East: 74 in 100 — 1.74 million children.

South South: 81 in 100 — 2.76 million children.

North Central: 84 in 100 — 3.49 million children.

North West: 91 in 100 — 8.68 million children.

North East: 91 in 100 — 3.64 million children.

#Statisense
(NBS, NMPI 2022)

PoliticsRe: Explosion At Army's Ikeja Cantonment As Military Begins Investigation by Jokerman(m): 7:26am On Apr 02, 2024
Hope say Children no dey school?
CrimeRe: Two Killed, Many Houses Burnt As Violence Breaks Out In Benue by Jokerman(m): 7:25am On Apr 02, 2024
Benue people....
PoliticsRe: Energy Crisis: More Troubles For Power Plants As FG Increases Gas Price By 11% by Jokerman(m): 7:24am On Apr 02, 2024
More increase in purchase of units then... 😭
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 7:23am On Apr 02, 2024
FirstbornWds:
Why? Is he Ronaldo?
So it's all agenda based 😂
Christianity EtcRe: Who First Saw Jesus After His Resurrection? by Jokerman(m): 7:22am On Apr 02, 2024
atheistconverta:
Continue deceiving yourselves, you Paul-worshipping and women-hating antichrists in the order of the Pharisees. You haven't compared Lazarus Mouka to men as Julio Cesar Ruibal that God used to bring revival to Bolivia, who emerged from her ministry. I'm not even going to talk of Benny Hinn, who kept mentioning her name in his teachings and books, it's Kathryn Kulman the woman widely regarded as a God's general because of the rare degree of mighty works God used her to accomplish more than most men, that you want to compare to a man that is still yet to convince even Nigerian to be anything special in the respect of mighty works, despite all the loud noise being made by his members everyday about the testimonies shared in his church. God would continue using women as Kathryn Kulman to confound you women-haters who reject the teachings and examples of Jesus, so that you may embrace erroneous and denigrating teachings of men as apostle Paul about women that suit your women-hating tendencies.
I know Kathryn Kulman....and I don't hate women.

I respect women a lot. A lot...
AutosRe: I Designed A Electric Motorcycle In Nigeria by Jokerman(m): 7:22am On Apr 02, 2024
Hafeez5000:
Reinforced fibreglass
Great one Engineer... More grace to your work 👍🙏
AutosRe: I Designed A Electric Motorcycle In Nigeria by Jokerman(m): 11:23pm On Apr 01, 2024
Sorry for asking though...

What materials are you using for the body??

Reinforced fibreglass?? Aluminium?? Alloy steel?
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran’s Commander Mohammad Reza Zahedi Killed In Israeli Airstrike in Syria by Jokerman(m): 11:10pm On Apr 01, 2024
Ttipsy:
Iran has been successful handicaped by Israel

Iran responding is what I am watching out for
Iran (Persia) is a dead empire.
AutosRe: I Designed A Electric Motorcycle In Nigeria by Jokerman(m): 9:27pm On Apr 01, 2024
Nice project.

What software are you using for this design??

Ansys, CATIA??
PoliticsRe: Southeast is more interconnected by roads than other regions. by Jokerman(m): 9:25pm On Apr 01, 2024
Depriest2020:
And na for Onitsha e dey ba?
Show us the one on Adamawa or Kebbi 😂
PoliticsRe: Lagos To Experience Abnormal Rainfall In 2024 – Commissioner by Jokerman(m): 9:22pm On Apr 01, 2024
MajorOvakporaye:
Watch how flood will ravage the same state that Gbola Tilumbu the fake accountant claimed that he singlehandedly built.
Lol... Tinubu has driven the water backwards, so it may not flood into lekki or onikoyi or oworoshoki 😬
PoliticsRe: Lagos To Experience Abnormal Rainfall In 2024 – Commissioner by Jokerman(m): 9:21pm On Apr 01, 2024
Lekki people about to buy boat again as usual...😂
PoliticsRe: See The Statistics Of Road Density Per States In Nigeria by Jokerman(op): 7:07pm On Apr 01, 2024
YourRealFather:
How come my Delta state no make this list?
Wetin una mean undecided
Delta is not yet serious.
..
PoliticsRe: Old Tweet Surfaces Of El Rufai Mocking GEJ For Borrowing Admist Kaduna Debt Cris by Jokerman(m): 7:03pm On Apr 01, 2024
Lol.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Very dumb politicians. Jonathan was a lot better than these buffoons we have today....
PoliticsRe: See The Statistics Of Road Density Per States In Nigeria by Jokerman(op): 2:02pm On Apr 01, 2024
Instead of facing the truth, you are giving excuses...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:22pm On Apr 01, 2024
Did Ten Hag really deserve all the credit for that Ajax team, or was it mainly the structure behind the scenes? Maybe we all just overestimated him as a manager…
PoliticsRe: See The Statistics Of Road Density Per States In Nigeria by Jokerman(op): 1:21pm On Apr 01, 2024
Front0lane:
You think Oyo state is like a tiny dot like your entire region
I'm advocating that Oyo state be divided into 2, let another governor take a part...

Oyo state has a lot of potential to be lagging behind... Most people face only Ibadan.

Not only Oyo state need to be divided... Delta state, Niger, Borno, Katsina, Ogun etc
PoliticsRe: See The Statistics Of Road Density Per States In Nigeria by Jokerman(op): 1:03pm On Apr 01, 2024
Before we complain of Landmass as usual, remember

Bayelsa state is a small state, and it's not here...also California is ten times bigger than Imo or Anambra but has a much bigger road density and urbanization.

China is bigger than Nigeria but has a much bigger road density and urbanization.
PoliticsRe: See The Statistics Of Road Density Per States In Nigeria by Jokerman(op): 12:59pm On Apr 01, 2024
How come I am not seeing Oyo state in all these metrics??

Please your Excellency Governor Engineer Seyi Makinde, don't concentrate on Ibadan alone... Face other towns in Oyo state too, or perhaps Oyo state should be divided into two, with another governor
PoliticsSee The Statistics Of Road Density Per States In Nigeria by Jokerman(op): 12:58pm On Apr 01, 2024
🇳🇬ROAD DENSITY

Kilometre of road per 100Km² of land area

TOP 12
1 🟣Lagos: 146 Km²
2 🟢Imo: 127 Km²
3 🟢Anambra: 112 Km²
4 🟢Abia: 92 Km²
5 🟤Akwa Ibom: 83 Km²
6 🟢Ebonyi: 78 Km²
7 🟢Enugu: 67 Km²
8 🟠FCT: 60 Km²
9 🟣Osun: 50 Km²
10 🔴Kano: 47 Km²
11 🟤Rivers: 45 Km²
12 🟣Ogun: 42 Km²

🟠NC 🔴NW 🟢SE 🟤SS 🟣SW

#Statisense
(Open Street Map 2020, NBS, UNDP)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:44am On Apr 01, 2024
Make e come be say PSG will Champs league 😂😂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:43am On Apr 01, 2024
Awadi:
Before Ronaldo join Juventus the won the league for like 7 years back to back Ronaldo joins them and ruin their streak let's starts from there
Hope you'd agree same for Harry Kane at Bayern now 😂
RomanceRe: I'm Looking For This Game Called Crash(naughty Dog) Kart Race by Jokerman(m): 8:32am On Apr 01, 2024
Beach Buggy Racing 1 & 2 gives the same feelings as Crash team racing...

You can download it
TravelRe: Air Peace Staff Land In London In Ishiagu Attire, Sparking Outrage In Nigeria by Jokerman(m): 8:28am On Apr 01, 2024
What outrage??

It's beautiful. Moreover it's a private biz. The CEO is justified
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:17am On Apr 01, 2024
andrewbaba44:
Yes he is drawing Bayern back same way Ronaldo was doing

Al nassr won the league and Ronaldo came they stopped winning the league

Like Harry Kane like kpenaldo ,always spoiling teams

Hope you know dortmund had to bottle for Bayern to win last season ? Brother no lewandowski no party grin

Now you should go and chill with a cold beer and have a lovely Sunday grin
Explain this 👇

Juventus without Ronaldo: 20 points off the top in Serie A and out of Europe

Man United without Ronaldo: 6th in Epl and out of Europe as well

Meanwhile PSG without Messi:

Foreign AffairsRe: Israeli Troops Pull Out Of Al Shifa Hospital, Gaza. by Jokerman(m): 7:26am On Apr 01, 2024
Hopefully..

The Gazans have learnt this lesson and hopefully eschew terrorism
RomanceRe: I'm Looking For This Game Called Crash(naughty Dog) Kart Race by Jokerman(m): 10:41pm On Mar 31, 2024
I have looked for it tire... Can't get it...

I remember PS1 days....
HealthRe: Abroad-based Nigerian Man Dies 2 Days After Village Visit, Bitten By Strange Ant by Jokerman(m): 9:56pm On Mar 31, 2024
Next time.

Stay at an hotel far away and come and be visiting your family and go back in the evening.
PoliticsRe: Statisense Posts Build Up Area By Landmass, SW Is Most Urbanized by Jokerman(m): 9:47pm On Mar 31, 2024
GoodLife4live:
if don ready for challenge let me know...I go show where u never see before for Lagos...

Go get money so you go know the worth of LAGOS....
E pass Eko Atlantic, Banana, Ikoyi or VI??

You fit show anywhere for mainland?? R

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