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PoliticsRe: Putin Announces That Jesus And Mary Were Black. Video Insude by Jokerman(m): 7:40am On Mar 25, 2024
We will still on hear Adam , Noah, Abraham were black 😬
PoliticsRe: Putin Announces That Jesus And Mary Were Black. Video Insude by Jokerman(m): 7:39am On Mar 25, 2024
sukkot:
brother leave that weed alone 🤣
Since you said Hebrews were black now... So we could smoke the weed together now...😬
PoliticsRe: Putin Announces That Jesus And Mary Were Black. Video Insude by Jokerman(m): 6:04am On Mar 25, 2024
sukkot:
we talking about hebrews not Palestinians. Try to stay focused loco
So the Hebrews were black?? Means they carried the black gene, probably after mingling in Egypt?
PoliticsRe: Putin Announces That Jesus And Mary Were Black. Video Insude by Jokerman(m): 11:52pm On Mar 24, 2024
So the Palestinians of 1AD etc, were blacks??
PropertiesRe: How Much Will It Cost To Build This Kind Of Small Bungalow? Pictures by Jokerman(m): 8:21pm On Mar 24, 2024
starpon1:
My brother I think this house is about 2 rooms and a parlor kitchen toilet and bathroom? Now my brake down
Block 2000*400= 800000
Cement for all works =8000*100=800000
Roofing 1300000
Rod 200000
Stone 120000
Tiles 400000
Plumbing 400000
Eletrical work surface 250000
Doors 250000
Windows 480000
Ceiling =200000
Workmanship for all 800000
And other little expenses like just budget about 6.5 to finish it. But remember this is just an estimate so don't get discouraged u can just start with whatever u have.
You didn't calculate all these , if he's in Lagos

LSMTL fee
Safety fees
LABSCA fees
LASPPA Fees
Architectural Fees
RomanceRe: Men Don’t Marry Late !! by Jokerman(m): 8:17pm On Mar 24, 2024
I support this.... Even to get your children early too in marriage... It will not be good that you are 50, and your 1st is 5/10 years....

At least by 35, Get married as a man
CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Actor, Amaechi Muonagor, Dies Of Kidney Failure by Jokerman(m): 6:59pm On Mar 24, 2024
RIP Sir....

God speed
RomanceRe: Uju Anya Gets Engaged To Her Lesbian Partner by Jokerman(m): 5:50pm On Mar 24, 2024
She's dumb while she thinks she's wise
PoliticsRe: Junction Improvement Projects: Makinde Gives Free Shops To 700 Traders In Ibadan by Jokerman(m): 4:12pm On Mar 24, 2024
God bless you Sir.

A role model for engineers going into politics...
Christianity EtcRapture And Second Coming Happen At The Same Event - Nothing Otherwise by Jokerman(op): 3:57pm On Mar 24, 2024
It seems Nigeria eschatological Christians never understand the bible and keep deceiving themselves.

The Bible , the word of God will say something, and they will believe another thing... No wonder many of them keep voting for clowns in the elections.

Some still believe in a secret rapture, thereby bypassing the persecution of the Antichrist.

The Rapture occurs just after the first resurrection at the 2nd coming of Christ.

Look at what St Paul Wrote:

1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:
4:17 Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air
: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.

[/b]From the Bolded, we see that the resurrection of the dead believers occurs first, before the Rapture of the saints.

And now when does this resurrection of the dead occur?

Revelation 20:4 And I saw thrones, and they sat upon them, and judgment was given unto them: and I saw the souls of them that were beheaded for the witness of Jesus, and for the word of God, and which had not worshipped the beast, neither his image, neither had received his mark upon their foreheads, or in their hands; and they lived and reigned with Christ a thousand years.
20:5 But the rest of the dead lived not again until the thousand years were finished. This is the first resurrection.


It can be seen that those who did not succumb to the whims of the Antichrist and his agents, were part of the first resurrection.


*So where did the theory of the Secret Rapture (Pre-Tribulation Rapture) come from*
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Believe In After Life? by Jokerman(m): 11:42am On Mar 24, 2024
MaxInDHouse:
There is no afterlife except what God promised which is a resurrection from the dead. John 5:28-29, Act 24:15

When people die that's all {Ecclesiastes 9:10} but God wants good ones back because their existence brings Him praise and glory! Job 14:13-15
So you now agree about Rapture too?
Christianity EtcRe: Whose Name Would God Blot Out Of His Book? by Jokerman(m): 11:41am On Mar 24, 2024
geoworldedu:
He wrote my name with a golden pen, he wrote my name, my name was there...
But then I backslid into the world and he blotted out my name. Glory Glory Hallelujah. I don't like my name there. I love hell fire of satan, Amen!!! So shall it be for me.
Don't be dumb
Christianity EtcRe: If Jesus Calls The Father " The Only True God" Does That Mean Jesus Is Not God? by Jokerman(m): 11:40am On Mar 24, 2024
Janosky:
Polytheist worshippers, make una De play . grin
Still better than reducing the authority and Godship of Jesus Christ to an angel
Christianity EtcRe: The Real Estate God Distributing Lands Anyhow by Jokerman(m): 11:38am On Mar 24, 2024
helinues:
Btw, of all the unoccupied land century ago, why Canan?

It's very simple, Cannan was a very strategic trade route back then even up till this moment.

Can you see the flops in the story. The land was taken by force but lied that God told them to do so.
That's why I told you it's the creator's decision... He can decide to give to whom He pleases him
PoliticsRe: My 5 Picks For Anti-Christ by Jokerman(m): 10:00am On Mar 24, 2024
None of them.. I am sorry.
FamilyRe: US Based Nurse Gifts Her Husband Who Brought Her To America A New Mercedes Benz by Jokerman(m): 9:57am On Mar 24, 2024
This is a rare news, considering what the women antics over there.

I applaud her
Christianity EtcRe: What Do You Love About Sunday? by Jokerman(m): 9:53am On Mar 24, 2024
It's a day to go and worship God, the creator, our Father
Christianity EtcRe: Going To Church & Playing Gospel Music Is Not Enough, Have you really repented? by Jokerman(m): 9:52am On Mar 24, 2024
What about carrying big Bible up and down?

However let's remember this....

Matthew 7:21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Christianity EtcRe: The Real Estate God Distributing Lands Anyhow by Jokerman(m): 9:30am On Mar 24, 2024
helinues:
Not like land sharing. How did he pass his message?
He created land for humans... And he divided it accordingly to his creation.

Where is the land He promised Abraham, the father of the Jews?
Christianity EtcRe: The Real Estate God Distributing Lands Anyhow by Jokerman(m): 9:11am On Mar 24, 2024
helinues:
All beliefs have their own different definition of the Creator
Ok.

So that same creator can do what he wants with his creation....
Christianity EtcRe: New, As Deeper Life Sets To Hold Football Match, Medical Outreach (video) by Jokerman(m): 9:09am On Mar 24, 2024
Lol...

Is it not a sin?
Christianity EtcRe: Whose Name Would God Blot Out Of His Book? by Jokerman(m): 9:06am On Mar 24, 2024
Perhaps, Saint Paul's name is blotted out, bro?? grin
Christianity EtcRe: Holy Week Journey To The Cross by Jokerman(m): 9:05am On Mar 24, 2024
Jesus Christ is God's covenant of peace and blessings
Christianity EtcRe: The Real Estate God Distributing Lands Anyhow by Jokerman(m): 9:04am On Mar 24, 2024
helinues:
What's my business with Quran or religion?
So you are an atheist then?? Sorry, I never knew.

However even scientists believe on a creator
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Believe In After Life? by Jokerman(m): 9:02am On Mar 24, 2024
kingxsamz:
There's nothing like an afterlife. It's what we humans like to think as a lot of people can't fathom a state of nonexistence. In religion, this concept is also used to deceive and manipulate people. Nobody has died and come back to life to tell tales of an afterlife. Once you're dead, that's it. It's just like how it was before you were born. You didn't exist. Same thing when you die.
People more learned and vast in occultic and esoteric knowledge,all agree on the afterlife, what are you then waiting for to accept Jesus into your life??

Only Jesus can save
Christianity EtcRe: The Real Estate God Distributing Lands Anyhow by Jokerman(m): 9:00am On Mar 24, 2024
helinues:
According to those who belief that version of origin of everything

Others also have their own belief.
What does your Quran say about the earth's origin?
Christianity EtcRe: The Real Estate God Distributing Lands Anyhow by Jokerman(m): 8:13am On Mar 24, 2024
helinues:
I used conquering which is related to land, but you deliberately used destroyed.

Let's go back to the beginning, is God a real estate agent, hence promising the Israelites some lands?
God is the creator of heaven and Earth, and He can give it to whomever He wills
Foreign AffairsRe: World News! Events Happening Around The World by Jokerman(m): 7:07am On Mar 24, 2024
BREAKING:

Congress just passed, and President Biden signed into law, USD 3.3 billion in military aid for Israel, without added political conditions.

🇺🇸🇮🇱

grin
Christianity EtcRe: If Jesus Calls The Father " The Only True God" Does That Mean Jesus Is Not God? by Jokerman(m): 12:42am On Mar 24, 2024
Jesus is God, but not God the father.

He's God the Son
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Third Class Graduates: How Do You Feel When Denied A Job Due To Class Of Degree by Jokerman(m): 6:09pm On Mar 23, 2024
Next time work hard to graduate with a better class of degree especially the young graduates reading this....

Although it's not easy, but as children of God, "we can do all things through Christ that strengthens is"
SportsRe: International Friendly: Nigeria Vs Ghana (2 - 1) On 22nd March 2024 by Jokerman(m): 5:47pm On Mar 22, 2024
Why is this match not on the front page?
PoliticsRe: Edo APC Governor Candidate In Certificate Scandal by Jokerman(op): 4:34pm On Mar 22, 2024
ivolt:
He has a school cert.
Where is the scandal?
How did he enter Uni with that Cert?

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