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PoliticsRe: Testimony By Collation Center Agents Are Hearsay And Not Admissible In Court by Jokerman(m): 4:24pm On Oct 26, 2023
OGHENAOGIE:
If u have evidence go to court Obi Atiku had no evidence simple
My brother forget it😬😂
Christianity EtcRe: Does God Exists- Five Reasons To Believe He Does by Jokerman(op): 2:31pm On Oct 26, 2023
jaephoenix:
1. Exactly. So you have no proof of your god. Just change the topic of the thread. The only proof is 'wait till you're dead and you'll know' which is rubbish.
2. So who created that earlier universe? Are you saying Yahweh had 2 creations? grin

3. Im a creation of Flying Spaghetti Monster. QED
1. I have proof. Me as a sentient being, is proof that my God exist. I'm not made accidentally or appear from the big bang

2. God, Yahweh, Is the owner of all things.... The universe and whatever... He is the alpha and the omega. The first and the last. The beginning and the end.

3. What is your proof of the flying spaghetti monster??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:40pm On Oct 26, 2023
andrewbaba44:
Manchester United are torturing this guy ,I just pray he doesn’t get into depression because of that coconut head ETH

If not for felix Would have loved xavi to save him
This is low from the club sha....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:15pm On Oct 26, 2023
Ballzproblemm:
better than being disgraced at world stage ,we knyo how this ends .


just enjoy the UCL revenue while it last , cause you are not qualifying for a long time.
😂 Pata pata we go drop to Europa and win it
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:11pm On Oct 26, 2023
Ballzproblemm:
copy and paste 🙄
My Chelsea brother 😬... Una dey play today ba?😬
PoliticsRe: Failure Of IREV Does Not Stop Collation Of Results - Supreme Court by Jokerman(m): 11:35am On Oct 26, 2023
MS2471:
cool



Justice Okoro they fire from all cylinders

*25% in FCT o lule
*Guinea Passport O TU lule
*CSU Cert out lule
*INEC IREV olule



.
So Okoro no be IPOB today 😬
PoliticsRe: Testimony By Collation Center Agents Are Hearsay And Not Admissible In Court by Jokerman(m): 11:30am On Oct 26, 2023
I don't know why politicians waste their time going to court in Nigeria...

Once you didn't win on election day, especially presidential, just forget it and prepare for after 4or 8 years
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:05am On Oct 26, 2023
akwesenana:
For the umpteenth time, where you dey harvest your News from?
grin

Twitter
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:44pm On Oct 25, 2023
Jokerman:
🚨🇪🇸 JUST IN:

Manchetser United plan an embarrassing U-turn by pleading with David de Gea to return on a short-term deal.
@ncustisTheSun
Could this be true?😂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:44pm On Oct 25, 2023
🚨🇪🇸 JUST IN:

Manchetser United plan an embarrassing U-turn by pleading with David de Gea to return on a short-term deal.
@ncustisTheSun
PoliticsRe: Aerial Video: Is Akure One Of The Most Greenest And Neatest City In Nigeria? by Jokerman(m): 11:00pm On Oct 25, 2023
Lol...no be only Akure na Ado
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:30pm On Oct 25, 2023
Please what kind of build up play is this?

BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Jokerman(m): 9:42pm On Oct 25, 2023
Newcastle sha.... No be Una best PSG 4 goals last week... Wetin com be this Dortmund?😵‍💫
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Jokerman(m): 9:31pm On Oct 25, 2023
ThatrealestApex:
See this stvpid Newcastle undecided

Toothless Dortmund wey no Sabi anything na him dey lead una. Make una no play my 1X for me fess sad angry

Fools
Bro.... Dem go play am....no fears
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Jokerman(m): 7:31pm On Oct 25, 2023
Pedro just saved a lot of tickets... grin
Christianity EtcRe: What Are The Last Days? by Jokerman(op): 6:24pm On Oct 25, 2023
LordReed:
Dude you are counting how many thousand years from the supposed creation to now and remarking how 6000 & 7000 is a significant numbers, why are you dodging your own words.
That means we need at least get to year 3,000 or 3001, before all these may come to pass following what I wrote up their by God's 7 day timeline... But I'm not into that... What I'm after is doing what God wants, evangelize the good news of Jesus Christ, have the power in Jesus to tread upon serpents and scorpions and all power of the enemy, and finally when I leave this doomed world,be in the Lord's Army
Christianity EtcRe: Does God Exists- Five Reasons To Believe He Does by Jokerman(op): 6:21pm On Oct 25, 2023
jaephoenix:
Like many Christians, fallacy flies in your face.
1. You ignored the part I said the Bible has been found to be a book of fairy tales
2. So why can't the universe exist without being created, since no one created such an intelligent god?

Imagine this
There is only one Flying Spaghetti Monster . Other entities are fallen angels (Yahweh, Satan, Poseidon, Ra, Etc) who proclaim to be, but are pseudo, and they go by many names. All the end of days, all will be judged by the one true Flying Spaghetti Monster

Does the above sound strange to you, and why? grin
1. As a Christian, the Bible is not a fairy tale to me... It might be to you, of which we all will find out when we leave this planet

2. And who told you the universe has not been existing before creation of earth planet? At least we know the earth was without form and void, and water was everywhere according the greatest book ever written .

3. I'm a creation of God. I'm wonderfully and fearfully and carefully made by the intelligent designer which is the almighty God.

So yours can be the flying spaghetti or indomie monster....
Christianity EtcRe: What Are The Last Days? by Jokerman(op): 2:42pm On Oct 25, 2023
LordReed:
But you used his lifetime to do the calculation.



You are inferring his expected return to be in the vicinity of 2030-2033.
No... What Ieant was that that's about the time Jesus was born on the earth up to this very day
Christianity EtcRe: What Are The Last Days? by Jokerman(op): 2:41pm On Oct 25, 2023
eddy1977:
@OP.
Please enlighten me: when you say "last day"; what are you referring to?
Last days of mankind, last days of planet earth, last days of the milky way, last days of Judaism, last days of Christianity.....

Last days sounds very ubiquitous to me.

Thanks.
Last days of every thing that has been corrupted by the devil and his angels...from heavenly bodies to earth to man
Christianity EtcRe: Does God Exists- Five Reasons To Believe He Does by Jokerman(op): 2:38pm On Oct 25, 2023
jaephoenix:
Whoa. Impressive!
So bro lemme ask you this.
Such a diverse universe existed and (according to you) was created by a god.
1. Which god is it? Yahweh, Allah, Brahma? Jesus claimed whatever he is but his book, the Bible has been found to be fraught with many lies and contradictions. How do you know Jesus claims isn't one of the lies?
2. Such an intelligent god wouldn't just pop up on its own. So who created it?
3. How do you know its one god and not many? After all, your own god said 'let US create man… ' , he didn't say 'let me create man'
1. Yahweh. El. I am who I am

2. God is the beginning and the end, the first and the last. No one created God. He created all things and set the universe in motion along with its laws.

3. There is only one God. Other entities are fallen angels (Satan, Poseidon, Ra, Etc) who proclaim to be, but are pseudo, and they go by many names. All the end of days, all will be judged by the one true God, the father of our Lord Jesus Christ and all believers world wide.
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores 2 Screamers To Win Al Nassr Match Vs Al Duhail (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 11:11am On Oct 25, 2023
obedience4:
There is only one ronaldo
delima ronaldo who won two world cups
That means he's better than Pessi too
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores 2 Screamers To Win Al Nassr Match Vs Al Duhail (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 10:58am On Oct 25, 2023
This is football news that's needed.

Last week the GOAT was with FIFA president, Saudi Arabia PM, and SA sports minister in a sports conference; but you dont see us posting such everywhere littering the airspace 😆

We are aiming for 1000 goals now, just 140 more goals
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:21am On Oct 25, 2023
Englishisamust:
Ten hag don go back to counter attack!!! grin grin cheesy...
It's better for him.... At least it's a playing style 😬
SportsRe: Adidas Raised A Giant Banner Of Messi In Space During An Advertising Campaign by Jokerman(m): 12:55am On Oct 25, 2023
So no news again about inter Miami? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:34pm On Oct 24, 2023
YourBestWriter:
#FakeFansOut
#TenHagHatersOut
#IgnorantFansOut

Kill all the frauds.
TenHalf will soon be sacked. They are delaying the inevitable 😬
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:33pm On Oct 24, 2023
Although it's an unconvincing win, we'll take it like that.

No blaming of Glaziers for a while now 😬
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:30pm On Oct 24, 2023
Man utd win
Maguire Redemption
Real Madrid Win✅✅
Jude Bellingham Masterclass ✅
Vinicius Asssissssttttttt✅✅✅✅
Ronaldo Brace and Assist✅✅✅✅

What a good day.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:44pm On Oct 24, 2023
When TenHalf ID talent is bad... That's what happens....🤣🤣🤣

Sha don't lose today....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Jokerman(m): 7:26pm On Oct 24, 2023
Bayern is a great team
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:20pm On Oct 24, 2023
ChristoBam:
So is Mount going to struggle for game time now?
Na on this one I go change an for Ten Hag.
You can't go and splash all that money on a player and then sit him on the bench even when he's actually been playing good.

Cuz since Mount got back from injury, he's been very okay. Bruno on the other hand has been terrible and needs to be benched even it it's just for a game. But this man's going to start the same people each game. Very annoying.
Lol...🤣🤣🤣🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:59pm On Oct 24, 2023
Make we just gba kaamu , and hope to qualify for Europa
PropertiesRe: Is It Advisable To Ask Your Landlord For a Loan? by Jokerman(m): 3:18pm On Oct 24, 2023
Don't live above your means....

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