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Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Picks The Best XI Players He Has Played With. by Jokerman(op): 5:12pm On Apr 17, 2023
Nairalander248:
No be small Ikeja Casillas grin 😁🤣😂
Lol... mistake... thanks bro
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Picks The Best XI Players He Has Played With. by Jokerman(op): 4:09pm On Apr 17, 2023
See Pessi picks... grin

Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Picks The Best XI Players He Has Played With. by Jokerman(op): 4:06pm On Apr 17, 2023
ThierryJay:
Lmao@ the emboldened. That your question is a massive uppercut to Pendulums.

Wetin be Evra? Imagine playing with a best eleven so good that it could not even accommodate almighty Ozil and Di Maria wey dey supply sweetest assists on a plate for Alhaji.

Awon Pendu has been playing with deadwoods all his career in the mud grin
Pessi played with better...
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Picks The Best XI Players He Has Played With. by Jokerman(op): 4:05pm On Apr 17, 2023
OJEEMAH:
All world class💯 but I thought you guys said, he played with deadwods all his career. The truth is gradually coming out😂😂

All these guys were instrumental to his success.

Wayne Rooney✅✅
Scholes✅✅
Ferdinand✅✅
Chiellini✅✅
Karin Benzema✅✅✅
Garett Bale✅✅✅
Toni Kroos✅✅✅✅
Luka Modric✅✅✅✅
Sergio Ramos✅✅✅✅
Marcelo✅✅✅✅
Casillas ahead of Vandasar❌❌

His friend Evra would be crying right now😂😂😂
Marcelo was more instrumental than Evra na... He didn't pick Oezil, Pepe too....

Pessi still played with better
Food › Re: How Much Is GARRI In Your Area? by Jokerman(m): 2:57pm On Apr 17, 2023
Ijebu Garri na 1200 per paint rubber
Politics › Re: Senate: APC Secures 59 Seats, PDP 36, LP 8, NNPP 2, SDP 2 by Jokerman(m): 1:55pm On Apr 17, 2023
greatiyk4u:
APC 59 Senators


Muslim.....50
Christian...9

Summary
Muslim Northern/Yoruba Muslim party
Of course. APC is a moslem party
Politics › Re: Adejo Okeme Wins Labour Party’s Kogi Governorship Ticket by Jokerman(m): 1:50pm On Apr 17, 2023
Okoroawusa:
Peter Obi that can't save himself wants to save another person? So if a prophet told you that Labour Party will win governorship in Kogi you will believe abi?
grin

Even if he doesn't win, at least let there be a structure there.

For now, Kogi is PDP...
Events › Re: Who Is To Pay For An Introduction Reception In A Bride House by Jokerman(m): 1:38pm On Apr 17, 2023
Man now... who else?

Wife family might assist you.. but the man has the lionshare.

Young guys should know what gives them respect in the family.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Jokerman(m): 1:34pm On Apr 17, 2023
Arsenal, Only you can stop this 3 peat o... bikonu o

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 1:33pm On Apr 17, 2023
Only Arsenal can stop this 3 peat in the EPL. Only Manchester United has the bragging right to 3 peat.

Arsenal please o.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 1:28pm On Apr 17, 2023
Ronaldo's best team mates 11 a side.

Sports › Cristiano Ronaldo Picks The Best XI Players He Has Played With. by Jokerman(op):
GK - Iker Casillas

RB- SerGio Ramos

CB- Rio Ferdinand

CB- Georgio Chellini

LB- Marcelo

CM- Toni Kroos

CM- Luka Modric

CM- Paul Scholes

LWF- Gareth Bale

CF- Karim Benzema

RWF- Wayne Rooney


https://twitter.com/MadridUniversal/status/1647766510516023302

Obembet

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:22pm On Apr 17, 2023
Cristiano Ronaldo picks the best XI players he has played with.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:33am On Apr 17, 2023
CapitalCee:
We just need to avoid defeat against spurs and Brighton in the league and win like 3 more games, that will be enough to secure top 4 for us.

We need to have secured top 4 by 28th of May the day of the final fixture. Because if we make it to the Europa final 3 days later on May 31, We need to rest players. And FA cup final is on June 3 very tight.
Choi. God go help us.
Celebrities › Re: My Boyfriend Had Sex With Me 27 Times A Day: Monalisa Stephen. Ngozi Ezeh Reacts by Jokerman(m): 11:24am On Apr 17, 2023
Lying liar.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 7:42am On Apr 17, 2023
WhoDeyHause:
At least they are not title pretending for their league unlike your useless club Sevilla will knockout on Thursday.
Chelsea fan, why do you want us down like youse grin?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:32pm On Apr 16, 2023
Xavi has explained, so no more wailings here grin

Politics › Re: Nasiru Idris Wins Kebbi Governorship Election by Jokerman(m): 9:25pm On Apr 16, 2023
Muslim party grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nottingham Forest Vs Manchester United (0 - 2) On 16th April 2023 by Jokerman(m): 9:17pm On Apr 16, 2023
hustla:
Continue with mediocre players dey play
Our rivals dey go on winning streak we dey there dey recycle the same old seless players
Lol.

United fans no like truth
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:02pm On Apr 16, 2023
Being a striker at Juve is like being a woman in Afganistan grin grin grin

Allegri haramball grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:48pm On Apr 16, 2023
🚨🇳🇱| Besiktas want to re-sign Wout Weghorst from Burnley in the summer as a permanent move to Manchester United looks uncertain.

[@TheSunFootball] #MUFC
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:21pm On Apr 16, 2023
OhBritannia:
Please i want to ask a sincere question and please answer me sincerely.

What's Gavi's usefulness to this Barcelona squad?

Last i check, our golden boys were Pedri and Balde and Aruajo and even Pablo.

Omor!!? To me gavi is overrated, he has been riding under the shine of pedri.

If Chelsea or Manchester united brings good Money, then we should cash in on Gavi.
grin
Politics › Re: Why You Must Exempt Buhari From Corrupt Shenanigans Going On In APC by Jokerman(m): 7:29pm On Apr 16, 2023
Buhari is the biggest corrupt politician.

Odenla
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:26pm On Apr 16, 2023
CapitalCee:
grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Every season we have to live with this idea of City winning the treble. Next season we will start the same prayer, and it goes on and on. For me, the best case scenario is if we deny them the FA cup or/and if Madrid deny them in the UCL. But you that league, City have already wrapped it up.
So City should continue winning the league every year? Because e no be like say TenHag fit win the league with Man utd for now...

City cannot continue winning o
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Wins Kogi PDP Governorship Primary Election by Jokerman(m): 7:25pm On Apr 16, 2023
I'm supporting PDP then.

I can't support Muslim party APC
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nottingham Forest Vs Manchester United (0 - 2) On 16th April 2023 by Jokerman(m): 7:23pm On Apr 16, 2023
2dominate:
I've been seen your unfair comment about Ten Hag, it's only his loyalists that make such comments regularly.
I'm a Ronaldo fan, and I still want the coach to succeed while he's here, however he will be scrutinised the way we did Mourinho and Ole
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nottingham Forest Vs Manchester United (0 - 2) On 16th April 2023 by Jokerman(m): 7:19pm On Apr 16, 2023
EnterpriseMan:
Weghorst reminds me of fellani. Both sh!ts angry
Fellaini been dey score header goals
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:18pm On Apr 16, 2023
Must ETH always play Weghorst sef grin?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:03pm On Apr 16, 2023
CapitalCee:
I dont know if i am the only one who doesn't bloody care if City wins the treble.

But in sha Allah we will win the FA cup to deny them
City must never win the treble o... Abeg o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nottingham Forest Vs Manchester United (0 - 2) On 16th April 2023 by Jokerman(m): 6:06pm On Apr 16, 2023
prinsam30:
I'm telling u
Dalot don do am.. now I can rest....
angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:05pm On Apr 16, 2023
Dalot finally...

Now I can rest. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:03pm On Apr 16, 2023
TenHag Inaw don enter angry

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