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Travel › Re: Is Transit Wave (canada Travel Agency) Legit? by Jokerman(m): 5:33pm On Apr 14, 2023
600k?
Romance › Re: 'Why Men Have Every Right To Cheat On Their Women' – Nigerian Man (Video) by Jokerman(m): 3:37pm On Apr 14, 2023
HIV/AIDS is real
Politics › Re: 10TH NASS SPEAKER: Profile Of Mary Odinaka Onuoha, Lead Candidate by Jokerman(m): 12:14pm On Apr 14, 2023
NigerianAngelo:
Get your cursed brain elsewhere, not here. Igbos always installing hausas with cursed brain and ending up blaming the hausas.
Truth hurts. Banzai!
Politics › Re: 10TH NASS SPEAKER: Profile Of Mary Odinaka Onuoha, Lead Candidate by Jokerman(m): 11:49am On Apr 14, 2023
Trash.

A northerner is preferred.

Igbos are still building bridges

Religion does not matter in good governance
Properties › Re: Can 10M Naira complete a housing project(land Inclusive)? by Jokerman(m): 11:19am On Apr 14, 2023
dotun4luv:
No, not a Nigeria of today. For a modest 3 bedroom with big master's bedroom and all ensuit you will probably need like 20m...

NB:

Gerard roofing sheet
Parapet
POP
Fencing
Electric security wire
Plastering
And others ...

6 inches block is around 300 while 9 inches is 400+. Based on calculations, you will need like 4k+ for a modest 3bedroom with all facilities and at least 1500 blocks for your fence if not perimeter fencing.

We haven't talked about sharp sand, German floor, and others.
Lol... no kill the guy angry
Properties › Re: Can 10M Naira complete a housing project(land Inclusive)? by Jokerman(m): 11:17am On Apr 14, 2023
It's feasible inside inside Ikorodu e.g Saw Doctor, Maya areas....

Get half plot at 1M/2M .

Pay LASPPA, LABSCA and Safety Fees= 500K at least

Do your survey plan with the given family receipt (You can do provisional survey); and then get an architect to design your bungalow = 200k

Use the rest for your bungalow building.

Buy your materials yourself. Only pay Engineers supervisory fees
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Sevilla Europa League (2 - 2) On 13th April 2023 by Jokerman(m): 11:13am On Apr 14, 2023
AImiron:
Joker Joker I no dey see your headlight these days. Hope you're good bro
I dey bro. grin
Sports › Re: Ronaldo’s Manager At Al Nassr, Rudi Garcia Sacked by Jokerman(m): 7:45am On Apr 14, 2023
Ghezo:
He expects coach to also suck his dick like his millions of dumb fans do. Ronaldo is a disaster for any organization that signs him up
See your goat here.

Sports › Re: Ronaldo’s Manager At Al Nassr, Rudi Garcia Sacked by Jokerman(m): 7:44am On Apr 14, 2023
Vinnie2000:
The former Portuguese National team coach (Santo or so)
that was sacked because of Ronaldo tantrums during the World Cup. embarassed

Was he also UNSERIOUS? 😏 sad
How did Ronaldo cause Santos sack?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:41am On Apr 14, 2023
🚨🚨| Erik ten Hag says he took off Bruno Fernandes and Antony because he was warned by the referee that they were both getting close to red cards. [@RobDawsonESPN]

grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:33am On Apr 14, 2023
Erik ten Hag on Lisandro Martínez injury: “It doesn’t look great”, told BT Sport 🚨🔴 #MUFC

Mhen so we are back to Maguire Lindelof pairing CB... oh God
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Sevilla Europa League (2 - 2) On 13th April 2023 by Jokerman(m): 5:11am On Apr 14, 2023
AImiron:
Barcelona playing in the Europa League na stain on the club's legacy, dem no take am serious, Europa League belongs to likes of Sevila, Villareal, na like their birthright, next leg in Seville na your team's funeral. Try to finish top4 and pray to meet Barcelona in the UCL ..
Lol... this guy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:19pm On Apr 13, 2023
andrew444:
My idolo is back 😍😍😍😍
Harry Maguire :
🗣 I learn a lot from my mistakes, Therefore I will make many mistakes so I can learn more.. angry grin
Sports › Re: Ronaldo’s Manager At Al Nassr, Rudi Garcia Sacked by Jokerman(m): 10:17pm On Apr 13, 2023
FirstbornWds:
Coming where?
Home to Portugal. There are young fresh blood players now, who are loyal to Ronaldo and want him to win.

Leao
Gongalo
Octavo
Felix
Etc
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:07pm On Apr 13, 2023
I never still see ball wey different from Oleball sha... angry

With all these yeye subs. I'm too pained mhen...

Man utd wey destroy uefalona, now losing to Seville (Sevilla won this game with a draw in England)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Sevilla Europa League (2 - 2) On 13th April 2023 by Jokerman(m): 10:03pm On Apr 13, 2023
prinsam30:
both of them are just minus 3 in this game, aswear if na ghost dey this match, 10 hang no go ever make that sub so early, that guy no be coach
Why the coach remove Bruno when the same Bruno no go play 2nd leg? He for kuku let am finish this match....

This TenHag ehn
Sports › Re: Ronaldo’s Manager At Al Nassr, Rudi Garcia Sacked by Jokerman(m): 10:01pm On Apr 13, 2023
FirstbornWds:
He gave them a world cup to compensate.... The pinnacle of all titles.. Which does Ronaldo have?
He won Portugal 2 trophies in their entire history.

2026 the world cup is coming.

At least Pessi changed coaches until he got the right one.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:00pm On Apr 13, 2023
TenHag.

Please stop writing trashy notes on the sidelines.

Please clear out this team like Barca wants to do

Don't buy players from Dutch or German leagues for now.

Please...
Sports › Re: Ronaldo’s Manager At Al Nassr, Rudi Garcia Sacked by Jokerman(m): 9:57pm On Apr 13, 2023
arantess:
Tuahh

This penaldo just like leper infecting dressing rooms with bad attitude everywhere he goes

Can never be Messi, the G.O.A.T
See your GOAT.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:53pm On Apr 13, 2023
Make this man no buy any midfielder or winger from Dutch or German leagues again abeg
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Sevilla Europa League (2 - 2) On 13th April 2023 by Jokerman(m): 9:50pm On Apr 13, 2023
This idiots allowed Sevilla to score... what the heck..
Sports › Re: Ronaldo’s Manager At Al Nassr, Rudi Garcia Sacked by Jokerman(m): 9:49pm On Apr 13, 2023
mechanics:
Ronaldo should take things easy with coaches.
[s][/s]

Oga How's it Ronaldo fault. Stop listening to this stupid media.
Sports › Re: Ronaldo’s Manager At Al Nassr, Rudi Garcia Sacked by Jokerman(m): 9:48pm On Apr 13, 2023
FirstbornWds:
He has done it again!!! grin cheesy cheesy
See whom he copied below.... grin grin

Sports › Re: Ronaldo’s Manager At Al Nassr, Rudi Garcia Sacked by Jokerman(m): 9:45pm On Apr 13, 2023
Angelfrost:
Sigh... The 'Ewu' effect! undecided

First Vincent Aboubakar, now the coach that has done well for them previously!
Did the coach win the league or Asian champions league with the team previously?

Meanwhile see your best player below...

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:46pm On Apr 13, 2023
Since this man begin bench Weg.ghost.... our game have improved...

Thank God
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Sevilla Europa League (2 - 2) On 13th April 2023 by Jokerman(m): 8:46pm On Apr 13, 2023
Since this man begin bench Weg.ghost.... our game have improved...

Thank God
Politics › Re: Anambra Join Cooking Gas Processing State, As Ibeto About To Complete His Plant by Jokerman(m): 7:29pm On Apr 13, 2023
Delta state.

When are you going to have something in any of the LGAs?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:11pm On Apr 13, 2023
Dybala and injuries ehn... shey na him be wan play for EPL, his own case for worse pass Martial
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:58pm On Apr 13, 2023
eyezik3:
📋 #MUFC XI vs Sevilla…

🇪🇸 David de GEA 1

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Aaron WAN-BISSAKA 29
🇫🇷 Raphael VARANE 19
🇦🇷 Lisandro MARTINEZ 6
🇳🇱 Tyrell MALACIA 12

🇧🇷 CASEMIRO 18
🇦🇹 Marcel SABITZER 15

🇧🇷 ANTONY 21
🇵🇹 Bruno FERNANDES 8
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Jadon SANCHO 25

🇫🇷 Anthony MARTIAL 9

📥 @Manchester_Utdfc
Great line up
Celebrities › Re: “DNA Reveals Popular Nigerian Celeb’s Son Isn’t His”: Daddy Freeze Spills(video) by Jokerman(m): 6:23pm On Apr 13, 2023
Yul Edochie.

That Judy lady is like a viper
Properties › Re: Facts About People Living In Face Me I face You Houses by Jokerman(m): 12:26pm On Apr 13, 2023
House owners will sell the house without informing the onigbese tenants... grin
Politics › Re: EKSG Partners US Agric Dept On Cocoa Ecosystem Project, Others by Jokerman(m): 11:24am On Apr 13, 2023
Why not China or Russia.

Why west again? angry undecided

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