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Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Wins 3 IFFHS Awards For 2022 (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 4:37pm On Apr 25, 2023
🚨 Lionel Messi with PSG so far:

UCL Group
17/18🥇
18/19🥇
19/20🥇
20/21🥇
21/22🥈❌
22/23🥈❌

UCL KOs
19/20: 🥈
20/21: Semi
21/22: R16❌
22/23: R16❌

Coupe
14/15🥇
15/16🥇
16/17🥇
17/18🥇
18/19🥈
19/20🥇
20/21🥇
21/22: R16❌
22/23: R16❌
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:24pm On Apr 25, 2023
🚨 Manchester United will increase Kane's current £200,000-a-week contract at Tottenham to £300,000 if he moves to Old Trafford this summer.

(Source: Sun Sport)
Sports › Re: Bayern Munich To Offer Napoli Mane Plus Cash For Osimhen by Jokerman(m): 3:50pm On Apr 25, 2023
Lol.... When Napoli is not foolish😄
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:19pm On Apr 25, 2023
Ellexy:
Prefer City to win the league.
3 peat will not be good bro... 😂
Health › Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Jokerman(m):
mikaael:
Pls where can one get CoQ10 Ubiquinol tablets either online or physical
You can get at Ojota ..

I bought 1000 mg at 12,000... 100 mg...4500
Sports › Re: Ronaldo's Al Nassr Eliminated From The King's Cup By 10-man Al Wehda by Jokerman(m): 1:26pm On Apr 25, 2023
grin
Sports › Re: Ronaldo's Al Nassr Eliminated From The King's Cup By 10-man Al Wehda by Jokerman(m): 1:02pm On Apr 25, 2023
I thank God for making me a Cristiano Ronaldo fan. We will never celebrate rigged trophies. grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:01pm On Apr 25, 2023
Lannyjoe4u:
If it turns out like this, Baldie go vex leave man city
Lol
Sports › Re: Ronaldo's Al Nassr Eliminated From The King's Cup By 10-man Al Wehda by Jokerman(m): 12:54pm On Apr 25, 2023
Almiron:
You sef get mind enter this thread...lmao....
Na why I dey look all of Una...😁
Sports › Re: Ronaldo's Al Nassr Eliminated From The King's Cup By 10-man Al Wehda by Jokerman(m): 12:49pm On Apr 25, 2023
Almiron:
I know say most y'all Pendu fans are dumb, but lemme epp you, Zlatan Ibrahimovic was 40 years last year when he won the Seria A with AC Milan, he's still playing, his team is still in UCL Semi finals. Pendu has been a scam since time immemorial, that's why he dey cast so easy, he literally depends on others and take all the glory, that's why he always fail outside his comfort zone.. lmao

Andres Iniesta is also 38 and he's doing wonders in Japan League, fyi Japan League strong pass walaitalai league o.

Shame no dey catch Una mumu
grin... I dey look you 👀
Foreign Affairs › Re: Joe Biden Announces 2024 Re-Election Bid by Jokerman(m): 12:45pm On Apr 25, 2023
This man is losing to Trump
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:00am On Apr 25, 2023
Arsenal for Premier League.
Real Madrid for Champions League.
Man United for FA Cup.

The perfect scenario grin
Sports › Re: Ronaldo's Al Nassr Eliminated From The King's Cup By 10-man Al Wehda by Jokerman(m): 10:50am On Apr 25, 2023
somehow:
Ok, do you have a better rating source?
This is the match ratings

Sports › Re: Ronaldo's Al Nassr Eliminated From The King's Cup By 10-man Al Wehda by Jokerman(m): 9:26am On Apr 25, 2023
somehow:
But how come his match ratings aren't always good?

His teammates often times get better ratings than him in matches played.
How do you explain that?
Sofascore ratings developed by Pessi network
Sports › Re: Ronaldo's Al Nassr Eliminated From The King's Cup By 10-man Al Wehda by Jokerman(m): 9:25am On Apr 25, 2023
ThierryJay:
At 39years old ba.... dey play

You berra advise your ewu to retire jejely to retain some dignity before everything becomes otilor.
He must reach 1000 Goals before retirement; and also win the 2026 World Cup too with Portugal
Sports › Re: Ronaldo's Al Nassr Eliminated From The King's Cup By 10-man Al Wehda by Jokerman(m): 11:03pm On Apr 24, 2023
ThierryJay:
Chai, it is Ronaldo sorry I mean it is finished.

Against 10-man Alu Welders in Saudi, Pendu still bungled it. I thought they said Messi's 91-goal record is under threat since Baba moved to Saudi.

Jokerman what manner of disgraceful embarrassment is this? In fact I doff my hat for your courage to even attempt to defend this..

Some peoples goat collect £200Million dey give only vibes and insha Allah, dat one na GOAT?

Pendusted and done...
Doesn't matter.

Next season is there.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 9:39pm On Apr 24, 2023
When Pochettino fails as usual, them go begin blame platers again... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:34pm On Apr 24, 2023
Mrviktor:
God forbid.

Small tackle he don go do 3 months injury
He's actually better than many clowns like Martial we have
Sports › Re: Ronaldo's Al Nassr Eliminated From The King's Cup By 10-man Al Wehda by Jokerman(m): 9:32pm On Apr 24, 2023
How many cup has Al Nassr won before Ronaldo?

How many cups is PSG playing for this season?

Remember Ronaldo joined half season.

Show us Pessi 1st season stats with PSG.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:39pm On Apr 24, 2023
I hope this is not long sha... na wa o

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:05pm On Apr 24, 2023
Jokerman:
🚨🚨🌕| JUST IN: David de Gea will sign his new #mufc contract soon. The final clauses are being discussed. [@FabrizioRomano, @UnitedStandMUFC]
Haters can jump into the well now, or look for another scapegoat to blame as usual.... undecided

I remember when DeGea was winning player of the season for Man utd, yet some fans are still against him, but will never condemn clowns like Martial, Rashford that refuses to improve his game ever season...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:03pm On Apr 24, 2023
🚨🚨🌕| JUST IN: David de Gea will sign his new #mufc contract soon. The final clauses are being discussed. [@FabrizioRomano, @UnitedStandMUFC]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:58pm On Apr 24, 2023
🚨🚨🌖| PSG would like to part ways with Neymar Jr. #mufc have been keeping an eye on him for several months - no concrete approaches, but they inquired about him at the start of the year. [
@DahbiaHattabi, @footmercato]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:36pm On Apr 24, 2023
TrebleChamp:
Ronaldo was the problem last season because he wasn't pressing, now we have a striker who can press well but no goals. Your pressing striker is not scoring goals to help the team win games easily, na De Gea be the new scapegoat...
Lolsssss......
Romance › Re: War Against Olosho's, Prostitutie, & Hook-up Girls by Jokerman(m): 2:04pm On Apr 24, 2023
Many girls will go hungty
Nairaland General › Re: The Reasons For Your Moniker by Jokerman(m): 2:02pm On Apr 24, 2023
Heath Ledger's Joker in the dark Knight batman movie
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija’s Tacha Claims She Is 23 Years Old; Gets Blasted. She Reacts by Jokerman(m): 1:54pm On Apr 24, 2023
Very uncouth and untrained girl.

And she has many fans that support her... birds of a feather 😨
Business › Re: Over 30 Taxes Choke Industries In Nigeria As FG Plans 18 More by Jokerman(m): 12:07pm On Apr 24, 2023
The tax is too much mhen.

Let there be a defined taxation limit
Travel › Re: Air Peace Offers To Freely Evacuate Nigerians From Sudan by Jokerman(m): 12:05pm On Apr 24, 2023
PandoraObi:
He should go ahead and do so, what is stopping him
Ode.

He said let Nigerians get to a neighbouring counter as Sudan's air space is closed now.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Do You Hate Your Job? by Jokerman(m): 12:03pm On Apr 24, 2023
I don't care about recognition.

Just pay me my Salary as at when due
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:46pm On Apr 23, 2023
Jokerman:
Pep Guardiola's record in end-of-season domestic cup finals:

🏆 2009 Copa del Rey
🥈 2011 Copa del Rey
🏆 2012 Copa del Rey
🏆 2014 DFB-Pokal
🏆 2016 DFB-Pokal
🏆 2018 EFL Cup
🏆 2019 EFL Cup
🏆 2019 FA Cup
🏆 2020 EFL Cup
🏆 2021 EFL Cup

Only José Mourinho has beaten him.

Hopefully we can stop the treble domestically as Madrid will do in the UCL
Stupid Tottenham should have allowed him play the Finals after qualifying them for it... grin...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:37pm On Apr 23, 2023
Pep Guardiola's record in end-of-season domestic cup finals:

🏆 2009 Copa del Rey
🥈 2011 Copa del Rey
🏆 2012 Copa del Rey
🏆 2014 DFB-Pokal
🏆 2016 DFB-Pokal
🏆 2018 EFL Cup
🏆 2019 EFL Cup
🏆 2019 FA Cup
🏆 2020 EFL Cup
🏆 2021 EFL Cup

Only José Mourinho has beaten him.

Hopefully we can stop the treble domestically as Madrid will do in the UCL

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