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Celebrities › Re: Actress Nkiru Sylvanus Is Engaged (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 3:25pm On Jan 01, 2023
Marriage is very important
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:24pm On Jan 01, 2023
Neymar is a superstar.

Cr7 is a brand name. When Ronaldo went to Madrid, did he collect thr number from Raul?

If Pessi went to Saudi or MLS, won't they give him the number 10?
Romance › Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions? by Jokerman(m): 3:19pm On Jan 01, 2023
1. To Serve God more

2. Go back to Engineering, even if its paid training

3. Watch my health, eat healthy. No soda.. Amen

4. Vote Peter Obi

5. Japa
Education › Re: Unuversities Increase Tuition Fees, Offer Discount For Children Of Workers by Jokerman(m): 2:48pm On Jan 01, 2023
It has to be increased. Education in Nigeria must move forward. Let's stop deceiving ourselves
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:42pm On Jan 01, 2023
andrewbaba44:
Those people fit still win league ,una don Dey masturbate too early

Na only Ronaldo agenda we care about

Yawns
This Haaland agenda pin your body sha...
grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:41pm On Jan 01, 2023
Jodera2:
Have the premier League ended? No

Have they ever toppled a team who were once passing them with over 7points by January 1? Yes and more than once


So Oga, wait till the EPL end before serving this your food wey never even done
I dey prepare una grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:40pm On Jan 01, 2023
Tumblr:
Pendu made Man U worse. Your new agenda can never erase that.

Man City is still at the level that Pendu never played at in Man U.
This agenda pin your body sha... grin.. just wait make Arsenal win the league 1st... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 12:51pm On Jan 01, 2023
Taguchi:
UPDATED AGENDA

Juventus were perenial league winners and made a couple of UCL finals before they signed Pendu ever since they have strugled to make it to the quarterfinal of any edition and also having a hard time making the top 4 even tho he scored 3 billion tappins and penalties grin
They should not have signed him, he made them worse

In the same vein
Man United were top 2 in the EPL before they signed Pendu who amost draged them to the conference league before escapping to walai talai fc .even tho he scored 3 billion tappins and penalties grin
They should not have signed him, he made them worse

Happy new year Bro.
No wahala bro... as long as you accept Haaland made Man shitty worse.... grin

Happy new year too grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:57am On Jan 01, 2023
NEW AGENDA 

Manchester City were Premier League champions before signing Haaland, now they’re 7 points off the top even tho he has scored 21 league goals.

They should not have signed him, he made them worse
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:56am On Jan 01, 2023
NEW AGENDA grin

Manchester City were Premier League champions before signing Haaland, now they’re 7 points off the top even tho he has scored 21 league goals.

They should not have signed him, he made them worse
Nairaland General › Re: Happy New Year 2023 Nairalanders by Jokerman(m): 12:24am On Jan 01, 2023
Happy new year everyone.

Now let's go and conquer 2023 by the grace of the Lord.

2023 is our year of explosive grace... Amen
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brighton Vs Arsenal (2 - 4) On 31st December 2022 by Jokerman(m): 7:47pm On Dec 31, 2022
Arsenal dey vex sha... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brighton Vs Arsenal (2 - 4) On 31st December 2022 by Jokerman(m): 6:26pm On Dec 31, 2022
Arsenal must win today.... Amen
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:17pm On Dec 31, 2022
Lana1:
Only 4 points behind City. Let's not get carried away tho grin grin
We will catch up to CITY by God's grace.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Everton (1 - 1) On 31st December 2022 by Jokerman(m): 6:12pm On Dec 31, 2022
amerengues:
You are the only one who made the right statement. When he came and I saw the matches played, I knew CITY will have a tough time winning the league because when they play with the aim of feeding the strikers, they don't create as many chances like before.

What they ought to have done is to work towards being more clinical in front of goal than bringing a goal poacher that changes the game.

Even when Debruyne was supposed to do something else with the ball, on sighting Haaland's move, there is this kneejerk and reflex to lay a through pass to him when in actua fact, it isn't ripe to do that yet.

Haaland would score but at the detriment of the league.

I am a CITY fan
So who is at fault, player or coach?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Everton (1 - 1) On 31st December 2022 by Jokerman(m): 6:07pm On Dec 31, 2022
ATEAMS:
Lot of people new year money have gone down the drains ..
Lol grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Everton (1 - 1) On 31st December 2022 by Jokerman(m): 6:04pm On Dec 31, 2022
From 11 minutes to 14 minutes grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Everton (1 - 1) On 31st December 2022 by Jokerman(m): 5:59pm On Dec 31, 2022
iamdynamite:
can you bet with all your savings on man u winning the leauge
Dem no born am well.... grin

He wan win league with martial grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Everton (1 - 1) On 31st December 2022 by Jokerman(m): 5:58pm On Dec 31, 2022
Doyou2019:
I can't believe that all these years and City still miss David Silva.

Bernado has become shit!
How is Bernardo shit bro? grin

Remember it's Ronaldo that do not allow him and Bruno to play well at Portugal
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Everton (1 - 1) On 31st December 2022 by Jokerman(m): 5:56pm On Dec 31, 2022
11 minutes. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:50pm On Dec 31, 2022
Nezzjnr:
He should apologise to Messi first tongue
Lol... how did he wrong Pessi?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Everton (1 - 1) On 31st December 2022 by Jokerman(m): 5:44pm On Dec 31, 2022
Everton must score another goal... angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:41pm On Dec 31, 2022
Leyqute:
The punishment was that he wouldn’t start the game, not that he would be banished from the first team.

Don’t be a joker, man.
Taken too far my brother. Granted, there are rules... but wisdom sometimes should suffice when you have clowns like Martial and Antony as players upfront.

A fine could have done it. We all know Rashford is professional to his duties.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:18pm On Dec 31, 2022
Borntosmoke:
Joker man how can I watch el nassr match today.?? Hopefully Ronaldo can bag hatrick in that match
He's not playing today.

Startimes decoder
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:17pm On Dec 31, 2022
Nezzjnr:
.
Why I no go troll person wey disrespect my Club
Hasn't he apologised? embarassed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Everton (1 - 1) On 31st December 2022 by Jokerman(m): 5:17pm On Dec 31, 2022
Everton can still draw this match... oya oluwaIwobi... do the magic...

Man City must not win the league this year... please
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:14pm On Dec 31, 2022
Nezzjnr:
I'm waiting for an explanation from Pendu Fans.

They told us that he'll be playing for a bigger side by January. cheesy cheesy
So yourself dey troll your legend?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:13pm On Dec 31, 2022
MRTA7:
That's in ETH's wisdom. In the long run you you have to take some initial pain for the long term good of the team.
Yes I understand and agree... however at this point, we have no good players like Rashford at attacking positions now... and we need these wins....

I believe a fine, or strike could have been better... Coach took a gamble, but I'm happy we got the 3 points nevertheless....
Christianity Etc › Re: Former Pope Benedict XVI To Be Buried On Jan 5 by Jokerman(m): 4:49pm On Dec 31, 2022
Hope another person won't come with story of seeing him in hell fire some few years from now?

Requiescat en pace! PRIEST.

We hope you've had the crown of life which the righteous judge gives
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:45pm On Dec 31, 2022
Expert17:
Take Bruno to Man City and he'll be on 15 assists. Getting good numbers with these useless forwards is so difficult.
You are right though... that's why we need a finisher
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:37pm On Dec 31, 2022
Oasis007:
grin

If you get more than 10mb and ain't using Airtel free browsing; dig my past posts to know where I stood until Isi-Ewu disrespected my Club.

You wanna know my GOAT? Real GOAT?!
Yes. Pele is the GOAT.

Yes, Ronaldo didn't do well with the yeye interview, but will that stop him from being Man utd Legend?

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