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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Newcastle United (0 - 2) On 30th December 2024 by Jokerman(m): 11:35pm On Dec 30, 2024
Angelfrost:
Okay... Who would you start the game with?!! What would be your ideal starting 11?!!

Remember I told you guys that ETH wasn't exactly your problem... I even said the Dutch man was merely managing a really rotten situation.

Names on paper don't always translate to delivery on the pitch... There is no quality in your entire attack! None!!!
ETH kept buying filth to united... He was also part of the problem
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:13pm On Dec 30, 2024
nitrogen:
You still get hope? On to the next abeg.
No be Liverpool be next ?😹
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:32pm On Dec 30, 2024
TrebleChamp:
No be home Bournemouth hit us with 3?
😂😹😂😹
Christianity EtcRe: Another Banner Seen On The Wall Of A Mosque In Ondo State by Jokerman(op): 5:32pm On Dec 30, 2024
Antichristus:
The Quran is full of hate verses asking muslims explicitly to kill,murder,harm the non believers. See Qur'an 2:191; 2:193; 3:118; 4:75-76; 4:84; 4:104; 5:33; 5:51; 5:57; 5:80-81; 8:12; 8:13; 8:14; 8:50; 8:65; 9:23; 9:38-39; 9:42. Sharia (its shitty law system) is filled with absurdities. I can give 100 bullet points from that only. Get yourselves copies of the Qur'an, the Hadith and the Sunnah m and you'll be shocked by what it teaches Muslims. Any wonder they behave like animals. These guys are followers of a globally renowned rapist, paedophile, and very sadly a necrophile. His anobi died while having a sexual romp with Ayesha. Sunnah 5217 states as follows. "Allah's Messenger (ﷺ), used to ask his wives, "Where shall I stay tomorrow? Where shall I stay tomorrow?" He was looking forward to Aisha's turn. So all his wives allowed him to stay where he wished, and he stayed at `Aisha's house till he died there. `Aisha added: He died on the day of my usual turn at my house. Allah took him unto Him while his head was between my chest and my neck and his saliva was mixed with my saliva."
Lol...so S.A.W be like women like that? I think say na holy man e be before o😂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:16pm On Dec 30, 2024
maik99:
Rubbish
Ten Hag’s failure had nothing to do with cr7
That's your opinion bro... Wesley Sneijder thinks it began Bin Laden's failure
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:15pm On Dec 30, 2024
TrebleChamp:
How today match go be guys? Na Newcastle ooh, Na bad result i just dey see for vision since morning 😁.
May God hep us today by giving our players sense to play this match like their lives depend on it...
We will draw this game.

We dey home bro
BusinessRe: Anambra Billionaire, Mighty-mighty Builds 20 Houses For The Poor, Gifts Them 1m by Jokerman(m): 3:47pm On Dec 30, 2024
This is awesome. This is what we are talking about... I wish the billionaires in my side can do this in our undeveloped villages, rather them go dey buy land for Banana island, while their village dey suffer .... E.g Davido, Adenuga, Tinubu etc
Christianity EtcRe: A List Of Things Islamic Taliban Has Banned Women From by Jokerman(op): 3:44pm On Dec 30, 2024
Expanse2020:
You tell your ppl not to pass there lane...
Sharia is staying already.
We have have done the necessary things to put it in place..
Tell your sisters not to marry Muslims ko ju ba yen lọ
Lol... Na Muslim women they marry Christian men, especially because of property, peace and 1 wife belief ..... These young muslimahs no get time for man wey go wan marry 4 wives...🫤
Christianity EtcRe: A List Of Things Islamic Taliban Has Banned Women From by Jokerman(op): 1:20pm On Dec 30, 2024
All those Muslim slay queens go suffer sha, if this law is passed in SW... 😂😹
Christianity EtcRe: "I Won’t Attend Your Wedding If You Marry From Other Churches" – Apostle Suleman by Jokerman(m): 1:19pm On Dec 30, 2024
Lol

What if the person wants to marry from deeper life or Mountain of Fire?
Christianity EtcHow Would You Feel If Churches Posted A Banner From The Quran? by Jokerman(op): 1:02pm On Dec 30, 2024
Quran 3:54

Allah is the best of Deceivers

And the bible tells us Christian that the best deceiver is Shaitan (Satan), not the Almighty God.

How would you Muslims feel?

Respect other religions please. Although, the more you do this, the more people convert to Christianity
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:49pm On Dec 30, 2024
Jokerman:
🚨🚨🎙️| Wesley Sneijder: “Should I tell you where it went wrong for Erik ten Hag? On the day that he decided to battle Cristiano Ronaldo.”
Hopefully Amorim doesn't take that step so early into his Man UTd stint... You calm down before you ease those players out i.e Rashford etc...

Well out of 5000 languages in the world, Sneijder Chose to speak Factos
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:47pm On Dec 30, 2024
🚨🚨🎙️| Wesley Sneijder: “Should I tell you where it went wrong for Erik ten Hag? On the day that he decided to battle Cristiano Ronaldo.”
PoliticsRe: Ooni Ex-Queen's Supporters Demand Justice, Video Proves Govt Aware Of Funfair by Jokerman(m): 12:27pm On Dec 30, 2024
helinues:
Those kids would have have been alive if there wasn't any event organised by Ex Olori
Did she force anyone to come to be event??

Why did parents allow their children go for event when they know other hungry people will be there?
Christianity EtcAnother Banner Seen On The Wall Of A Mosque In Ondo State by Jokerman(op): 6:55am On Dec 30, 2024
What is the motivation of all these?? Hope these politicians are not trying to cause problem in the SW?

BusinessRe: A Decade Of The Exchange Rate Between Naira And Dollar by Jokerman(op): 6:34am On Dec 30, 2024
ogolemati:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin na first class in economics from oluwale University made it possible,now naira is big from ordinary 168 to 1520
APC is a demonic party... From 2004 to 2014, the change margin was just little... Take a look below 👇

2004 to 2014 & 2014 to 2024

27 Dec 2024 — $1 = ₦1,539.87
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29 Dec 2014 — $1 = ₦168.00
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27 Dec 2004 — $1 = ₦132.85

#StatiSense
(CBN)
AgricultureRe: Travel Out Or Cocoa Farming by Jokerman(m): 8:32pm On Dec 29, 2024
Nothing dey cocoa.

Please travel out and don't waste your time.
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Visits Sagamu, Ogun State (Video) by Jokerman(m): 8:30pm On Dec 29, 2024
Good to come home.

Hopefully he can work on the poverty situation in Sagamu and uplift the people with social amenities.

Good one 👍
Christianity EtcRe: A List Of Things Islamic Taliban Has Banned Women From by Jokerman(op): 8:22pm On Dec 29, 2024
Expanse2020:
So why are you crying....
How does it concerned the christians
Don't bring it to SW.

Hope you know there are inter religious marriages in the SW...? Don't expect women to follow such archaic and demonic rules...

Keep it in the middle east or northern Nigeria
CelebritiesRe: Unknown Person Lists Seyi Law For Sale At ₦11,427 On Merchant Site by Jokerman(m): 6:48pm On Dec 29, 2024
NoIgboSoundTueh:
They're finally running mad because that Agulu fool lost his election.
Put Reno Tinubu for sale on eBay jiji etc.
No presidency for Obi or any of his tribe men.
Cry all you want
Hope you know say anyday Igbo man become President, e go be for we Yorubas...

And one day Igbo man will be president, you can only delay the inevitable....
BusinessA Decade Of The Exchange Rate Between Naira And Dollar by Jokerman(op):
ONE DECADE OF NIGERIAN NAIRA

27 Dec 2024 — $1 = ₦1,539.87
27 Dec 2023 — $1 = ₦896.61
28 Dec 2022 — $1 = ₦448.08
27 Dec 2021 — $1 = ₦412.00
29 Dec 2020 — $1 = ₦380.00
27 Dec 2019 — $1 = ₦307.00
27 Dec 2018 — $1 = ₦307.00
27 Dec 2017 — $1 = ₦306.10
28 Dec 2016 — $1 = ₦305.25
29 Dec 2015 — $1 = ₦197.00
29 Dec 2014 — $1 = ₦168.00

10yrs ago, $1 exchanged for ₦168.00, it is now going to about 1,000% increase.

#StatiSense
(CBN)

2004 to 2014 & 2014 to 2024

27 Dec 2024 — $1 = ₦1,539.87
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
29 Dec 2014 — $1 = ₦168.00
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
27 Dec 2004 — $1 = ₦132.85

#StatiSense
(CBN)
https://x.com/StatiSense/status/1873403676527645178?t=dfeUXUfao0Z-m13342-ZxA&s=19
Christianity EtcRe: A List Of Things Islamic Taliban Has Banned Women From by Jokerman(op): 5:34pm On Dec 29, 2024
Radical islamic Sharia law in Action

Is this what you want to bring to the SW... Lol... 😂..

Sharia law is a ploy to bring Jihadists into the SW
Christianity EtcA List Of Things Islamic Taliban Has Banned Women From by Jokerman(op): 5:32pm On Dec 29, 2024
The Taliban have decreed that Afghan women are forbidden to:

Go to high school or university
Work in the civil service
Attend a protest
Go abroad
Drive a car
Travel alone
Ride in a taxi
Speak in public
Speak loudly inside your house
Sing
Read the Quran aloud in public
Speak to a male doctor
Play sport
Go to the gym
Go to the park
Wear bright clothes
Wear high heels
Look at men they don’t know
Show their faces in public
Own a smartphone

https://x.com/visegrad24/status/1873374941577375893?t=bFa5jRJCj731cvBo3NTt-Q&s=19

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:25pm On Dec 29, 2024
No be Everton dey chop goals so... Na wa o
CrimeRe: 10 Injured, Vehicles Vandalized As Hoodlums Go On Rampage In Oshodi by Jokerman(m): 5:14pm On Dec 29, 2024
Hunger dey everywhere,na fight remain?
PoliticsRe: Nigerian ‘Businessman’ Bound For Paris Arrested At Abuja Airport by Jokerman(m): 5:12pm On Dec 29, 2024
Why are you people carrying drugs everywhere??

Don't you go to church anymore to hear the word of God

I don't understand
PoliticsRe: Petrol: Motorists Lament Filling Stations Fleecing Nigerians With ‘rigged’ Pumps by Jokerman(m): 5:11pm On Dec 29, 2024
Imagine using Keg to buy fuel of 2000 , and attendant will tell you they just take 100 for Keg cost ..😹
PoliticsRe: My Rich Friend Sold All His Cars Because Of Hardship - Tinubu Loyalist Laments by Jokerman(m): 5:05pm On Dec 29, 2024
This Tinubu is just a failure and a wicked man.

Imagine 2 bedroom flat in Owode Elede inside Ikorodu,landlord is calling it 2M per annum....

How person won live in this Nigeria?? 100k is nothing now....😵‍💫
PoliticsRe: My Rich Friend Sold All His Cars Because Of Hardship - Tinubu Loyalist Laments by Jokerman(m): 5:02pm On Dec 29, 2024
Okoroawusa:
This thread is strictly for Obidients
So the economy na only Obidients e dey worry??

What about us wey be neither Obidients or government supporter?
Christianity EtcRe: Ending 2024 With Or Without Jesus? by Jokerman(m): 8:56am On Dec 29, 2024
Ending the year with the Lord And Saviour Jesus Christ
Christianity EtcRe: Which Gospel Song Touches Your Soul by Jokerman(m): 8:55am On Dec 29, 2024
1. What a friend we have in Jesus

2. By the Rivers of Babylon

3. I believe, I believe, I believe, so why should I worry or fear

4. Amazing grace

5. Lord I lift your name on high
PoliticsRe: NDDC Announces ₦‎30 Billion Fund For Young Entrepreneurs In Niger Delta by Jokerman(m): 8:53am On Dec 29, 2024
Just another avenue to siphon money

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