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Christianity EtcRe: God Is Not Loving But Wicked! by Jokerman(m): 12:49pm On Jan 05, 2025
LoneSoldier:
And that word lake of fire makes you feel good anytime you say it?
No it doesn't. And I feel sad knowing that many people will be thrown in there at the last day... But God the owner of all things has said it will happen, but He gave grace to many of us who came to Him to be cleansed of our sins and shame, by the precious blood of Jesus.

So I'm grateful and appreciative of God, and try to do what He wants , instead of wasting my time on earth
PoliticsRe: Why Is Food Getting More Expensive And Scarce In Nigeria? by Jokerman(op): 11:05am On Jan 05, 2025
VeeVeeMyLuv:
Boss
Please 🙏
Oya help us tell them to reduce their prices, it will go a long way in ameliorating our condition
I no dey APC ma...

Na people like SeunMsg, Helinues,Yarimo, etc,na them we go beg... Let government help the masses
Christianity EtcRe: God Is Not Loving But Wicked! by Jokerman(m): 11:03am On Jan 05, 2025
LoneSoldier:
Keep those threats one corner, your God is a wicked God, accept the truth and stop supporting him...
He is wicked, and He owns, and can do what he likes to you... Why then are you fighting Him, knowing that you can't defeat him, but must pay him your service on earth?

Don't you know you that the creation that despises God will be thrown into the lake of fire along with all dissidents?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:41am On Jan 05, 2025
Oasis007:
embarassed
We go win today....no worry

We always step up whenever we are being written off
Christianity EtcRe: God Is Not Loving But Wicked! by Jokerman(m): 10:37am On Jan 05, 2025
The spirit and the devil that entered you, better pray for it to be cast out, so that you can be saved and not burn for eternity.

You know God has power to do this or that, and yet you are not afraid?? If the devil and other angels are afraid of Him.

His Creation, His rules... So abide by what he wants...
PoliticsRe: OYO 2207: Beulah Adeoye Joins PDP Officially by Jokerman(m): 10:33am On Jan 05, 2025
seunmsg:
Yorubas made the rule.
Rather Tinubu fear fear apologists 😂😂😂
Foreign AffairsRe: Biden To Present Hillary Clinton, George Soros & 17 Others The Medal Of Freedom by Jokerman(m): 10:33am On Jan 05, 2025
ThierryJay:
Why e con dey pain you grin grin

Make Pendu go collect his own from the desert warlords. Na dust go full am grin

Happy new year.
Lol

Happy New Year.
Christianity EtcRe: What Happened To Animals In The Garden Of Eden After Adam And Eve Were Banished? by Jokerman(m): 9:23am On Jan 05, 2025
Everything was kicked out
Christianity EtcRe: The Rapture Is Upon Us by Jokerman(m): 9:22am On Jan 05, 2025
Antichrist will be unveiled before the Rapture happens..


So who is the Antichrist?
PoliticsRe: OYO 2207: Beulah Adeoye Joins PDP Officially by Jokerman(m): 9:21am On Jan 05, 2025
seunmsg:
We don’t care where a man marries from. However, we care about the ideals and cultural values of a person that intends to lead our state. A candidate that can’t speak Yoruba, doesn’t think in Yoruba and doesn’t believe his children should have Yoruba names is definitely bad for the protection of Yoruba core values and interest. Such a person should never ever be allowed to ascend to a position of leadership in Yoruba land.
So I married a white woman, and I name my children British names, it means I can't lead in Yoruba land, even as a Yoruba?

Who made the rules?
CareerWhy Do Nigerian Employees Like Stealing From Business Owners? by Jokerman(op): 9:01am On Jan 05, 2025
Please is it possible to get a honest employee that won't steal or try to run down someone's business?

Deeper lIfer, Chosen, Redeemed, MFMer,Eleha etc??

Please whom??

How can you be stealing good and money and still expect salaries?

It's not fair now... What's the difference between you, yahoo boys or politicians?

You are all theives. Please change .
PoliticsRe: OYO 2207: Beulah Adeoye Joins PDP Officially by Jokerman(m): 8:57am On Jan 05, 2025
seunmsg:
Seyi Tinubu’s wife is not Igbo and his children don’t have Igbo names.
But his wife is not Yoruba
PoliticsRe: OYO 2207: Beulah Adeoye Joins PDP Officially by Jokerman(m): 8:41am On Jan 05, 2025
seunmsg:
Beulah is married to Ifeoma. Sorry buddy, you’re going no where near Oyo State government house. Anyone with children who goes by the name Andela, Anaya or Anayo can’t rule any Yoruba state. My advice, don’t waste your money.
So Seyi Tinubu can't rule Lagos??

You must be joking
Christianity EtcRe: A List Of Things Islamic Taliban Has Banned Women From by Jokerman(op): 8:40am On Jan 05, 2025
Captain4Jehovah:
Modern slavery, physical and spiritual bondage.
Lol...
PoliticsRe: I Removed Fuel Subsidy To Prevent Nigeria Becoming Bankrupt — Tinubu by Jokerman(m): 8:08am On Jan 05, 2025
So what are you doing about the corresponding cost of goods in the market Sir?
PropertiesRe: It Is Unlawful And Illegal For A Landlord To Unilaterally Increase Rent. by Jokerman(m): 8:06am On Jan 05, 2025
Yvngex:
As far as I know, the increase in land price is due to the development of surrounding areas, so sir, please tell us the criteria for the increase in house rent
Development in area also causes increase in house rent.

Imagine at Maya Ikorodu, miniflat is going for 800k/1M per annum... No be juju be that?

However landlord should not be increasing every year though...
PropertiesRe: It Is Unlawful And Illegal For A Landlord To Unilaterally Increase Rent. by Jokerman(m): 8:03am On Jan 05, 2025
[quote author=Trustedpronet post=133584882]What is the rational of increasing a bag of rice of 50k to 135k. Everything in the market is times 3 or 4 in most cases.
The earlier you know that building is an investment the better for you.[/quote

Government increased boarding school fees from 35k to 100k 😂... What's the rationale behind that one too, let's ask that guy
PropertiesRe: It Is Unlawful And Illegal For A Landlord To Unilaterally Increase Rent. by Jokerman(m): 8:01am On Jan 05, 2025
Trustedpronet:
Tinubu reduced our purchasing power and increased every other things in the market without consulting Nigerians. If you are not ok with landlord decision pack your load and go to a more affordable apartment of your level.
Lol 😂
PoliticsRe: Why Is Food Getting More Expensive And Scarce In Nigeria? by Jokerman(op): 7:56am On Jan 05, 2025
VeeVeeMyLuv:
Brilliant topnotch analysis 👌🏼

Petrol price from 180 to 1000+
Dollar from official exchange rate of 470 to 1700+ within few months!

And they expect prices of other goods and services to remain the same?
Is this why something like Vegetables will be so expensive??

From 50/100 naira to #500 Naira for a bunch?

God help us o... Even Onions too
PoliticsWhy Is Food Getting More Expensive And Scarce In Nigeria? by Jokerman(op): 6:53am On Jan 05, 2025
Please what is happening in our markets these days? Food items are becoming unbearable, and sometimes unavailable. Even, common vegetables are so expensive.

Vegetable - 500 for few strands

Onion bulb- 300/500 each

Pepper

Tomatoes

Rice

Beans

Ijebu Garri

Egg

Please what is happening, is there a famine we don't know about or what?
Foreign AffairsRe: Biden To Present Hillary Clinton, George Soros & 17 Others The Medal Of Freedom by Jokerman(m): 6:48am On Jan 05, 2025
Why He wan give Pessi?? Abi ebdoj join their cult for America ni?

George Soros, Hillary Clinton... Lol...

Denzel deserves it though....
Christianity EtcRe: Nathaniel Bassey Invited To Minister At Presidential Inaugural Prayer Breakfast by Jokerman(m): 6:40am On Jan 05, 2025
Beautiful.

Do the will of God and prosper.
Christianity EtcRe: What God Showed Me About 2025 by Jokerman(m): 6:39am On Jan 05, 2025
Of course, many pre-tribulation rapture believers will be deceived and many disappointed
Christianity EtcRe: My Response To: The Marine Kingdom Has Injected Strange Women Into The World. by Jokerman(m): 6:38am On Jan 05, 2025
paxonel:
Lies!
There is nothing like marine kingdom or mammy water.
Everything you just said you did not put just one scripture as reference. This shows that they are all lies and mere human imaginations.
Marine spirit, witchcraft, juju or evil spirit concepts are not real
They are fictional imaginations of the human mind all to deceive gullible people

You can't travel to reasonable countries in Europe and say marine kingdom, juju, witchcraft, etc.
Nobody will listen to you
These things are real.

Jesus Christ even confirmed it himself
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:29am On Jan 05, 2025
nitrogen:
Did you watch him when he played at Bologna? Not just the number of goals scored, and assists, his role and contributions to the team? How many players have done well at Utd, after signing them based on their previous performances. Sancho, nko? Heck even the great Ronaldo was deemed shyte. I predict that Nuno will become/look like shyte after a few games for Utd.

I guess we should start going to Mars and other planets to sign the ‘right’ players for Utd. We need aliens to play for us.
Sorry to say this.

Only a fool like TenHag would deem Ronaldo has shyte , on his return to united.

3rd highest goal scorer at 37 years old, and numerous awards given to him by the club

CrimeRe: Man Arrested ‘for Stealing Goat’ For Daughter’s Naming In Ogun (pix) by Jokerman(m): 7:00pm On Jan 04, 2025
So the Poverty statistics of Ogun state is true?😂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:56pm On Jan 04, 2025
🚨🚨| NEW: Nuno Mendes is ready to join Manchester United. His girlfriend lives in Portugal but Mendes wants her to join him in Manchester and she is already thinking about packing her bags. [@cmjornal]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:46pm On Jan 04, 2025
🚨🚨🌖| NEW: Joshua Zirkzee has said YES to joining Juventus. All that’s left is a deal to be made with Manchester United. Talks continued yesterday.

[@Gazzetta_it, @ForzaJuveEN]
Foreign AffairsWorld Leaders And Their Citizens Approval Ratings by Jokerman(op): 3:30pm On Jan 04, 2025
World’s leaders approval rating:

🇸🇻 Nayib Bukele: 91%
🇷🇺 Vladimir Putin: 80%
🇮🇳 Narendra Modi: 76%
🇦🇷 Javier Milei: 66%
🇲🇽 Claudia Sheinbaum: 64%
🇨🇭 Viola Amherd: 56%
🇮🇪 Simon Harris: 45%
🇵🇱 Donald Tusk: 44%
🇧🇷 Lula da Silva: 42%
🇿🇦 Cyril Ramaphosa: 40%
🇦🇺 Anthony Albanese: 40%
🇧🇪 Alexander De Croo: 39%
🇮🇹 Giorgia Meloni: 38%
🇸🇪 Ulf Kristersson: 38%
🇺🇸 Joe Biden: 37%
🇳🇱 Dick Schoof: 36%
🇹🇷 Recep Tayyip Erdogan: 33%
🇪🇸 Pedro Sánchez: 32%
🇬🇧 Keir Starmer: 30%
🇳🇴 Jonas Gahr Støre: 28%
🇨🇦 Justin Trudeau: 26%
🇦🇹 Karl Nehammer: 25%
🇯🇵 Shigeru Ishiba: 24%
🇩🇪 Olaf Scholz: 19%
🇫🇷 Emmanuel Macron: 18%
🇨🇿 Petr Fiala: 17%
🇰🇷 Yoon Suk Yeol: 15%

According to Morning Consult Political Intelligence, WCIOM, Gallup. Numbers are rounded

https://x.com/stats_feed/status/1875190142295564732?t=1XfJ6FsRTT73XYwCVI8Drw&s=19

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