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BusinessRe: Action Ill-Timed — MAN DG Condemns Closure Of Coca-cola, Guinness Factories by Jokerman(m): 10:06pm On Dec 28, 2024
Biodun556:
In ikorodu, a company dug borehole and all the boreholes of the houses in the area dried up

Govt knows what we don't know
Must you support govt in everything?
BusinessRe: Action Ill-Timed — MAN DG Condemns Closure Of Coca-cola, Guinness Factories by Jokerman(m): 10:03pm On Dec 28, 2024
nedekid:
What about this fiber optic cable Internet companies companies, it is almost at every entrance to an estate they have to make weekly payments to area boys. Any delay will lead to the cable been cut. That is why most times fiber optics Internet goes off.
Yea true... And even if one reports this to the relevant Lagos state agency, na waste of time, but the same agency will come for dues .... This Lagos state ehn... May God help business owners...
BusinessRe: Action Ill-Timed — MAN DG Condemns Closure Of Coca-cola, Guinness Factories by Jokerman(m): 5:48pm On Dec 28, 2024
No wonder many manufacturing companies are moving to Ogun state... As a realtor, my experience with these companies is the complaint of multiple taxation by LASG.

Even Schools are not exempted from these taxation i.e increased Lawma tax, Radio and Television Tax, Local govt Tax, PAYE Tax, Etc...

Una wan kill person ni... 🫤
BusinessRe: Action Ill-Timed — MAN DG Condemns Closure Of Coca-cola, Guinness Factories by Jokerman(m): 5:46pm On Dec 28, 2024
nedu666:
How can you bill somebody for producing his own water. Not only do this companies produce their own water, they have to purify it before using it for production. Then your own is to collect rates. Meanwhile once their trucks step out of factory, agberos at many junction are waiting to collect own mi da
😹😹😹

As an installation engineer, you can't even install telecom maintenance gen without paying agbero , installation fee.... Some agbero dey use gun threaten engineers sef...😹😹
BusinessRe: Action Ill-Timed — MAN DG Condemns Closure Of Coca-cola, Guinness Factories by Jokerman(m): 5:42pm On Dec 28, 2024
Most government officials are theives. We all know that. Maybe Una no settle dem on time.
.

But wait is Government charging people for drilled boreholes?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:18pm On Dec 28, 2024
Seems Ratcliffe is to Man UTd what Bulaba is to Nigeria.

Instead of allowing the Saudi take over, then carry an give austere man... Now, he just dey stop, and cut all the egunjes for the club...

Now they are all crying, just like Nigerians...

All because Ratcliffe knows English clubs 😹
PoliticsRe: Abuja Residents Plunged Into Darkness Due To TCN Maintenance by Jokerman(m): 5:15pm On Dec 28, 2024
And I'm think of relocating to Abuja next year by God's grace.

However, as at now, make that blackout no reach Lasgidi
PoliticsRe: All Thanks To Tinubu my Neighbour Prepaid Is Now 10k Naira by Jokerman(m): 4:38pm On Dec 28, 2024
Una be Olowo now, na why the light matter no pain anybody...
Christianity EtcRe: Osimhen Donated 2000 Tricycles; Lessons For GO’s And My Fellow Pastors! by Jokerman(m): 4:37pm On Dec 28, 2024
Wow... 2000 Keke...

May God increase his purse
Christianity EtcWhy Jesus Is God To Christians And Believers by Jokerman(op): 3:49pm On Dec 28, 2024
Many people argue especially from other religions that Jesus is not God.

Some other beliefs even claim that Jesus is the Angel Michael.

We all know that God the Father, is the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, with God himself declaring Jesus as His son -

Psalms 2:7 I will declare the decree: the LORD hath said unto me, Thou art my Son; this day have I begotten thee. 2:12 Kiss the Son, lest he be angry, and ye perish from the way, when his wrath is kindled but a little. Blessed are all they that put their trust in him.

Matthew 3:17 And lo a voice from heaven, saying, This is my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased.

Matthew 17:5 While he yet spake, behold, a bright cloud overshadowed them: and behold a voice out of the cloud, which said, This is my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased; hear ye him.

Now that we have established that Jesus is the son of God, God the Father made Jesus one with him and handed to Jesus everything He created

John 1:1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
1:2 The same was in the beginning with God.
1:3 All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.


Philippians 2:6 Who, being in the form of God, thought it not robbery to be equal with God:
2.7 But made himself of no reputation, and took upon him the form of a servant, and was made in the likeness of men:
2:8 And being found in fashion as a man, he humbled himself, and became obedient unto death, even the death of the cross.
2:9 Wherefore God also hath highly exalted him, and given him a name which is above every name: 2:10 That at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of things in heaven, and things in earth, and things under the earth;
2:11 And that every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.


Now we have established that Jesus was in the form of God - no Prophet or Angel or Man can say he/she is equal to God the Father.

To Christians, we can also call Jesus Christ -God. This is because He is our Saviour and died for us to be saved and be called God's children after Satan used demonic cultures to steal us away to destruction -

Revelation 1:1 The Revelation of Jesus Christ, which God gave unto him, to shew unto his servants things which must shortly come to pass; and he sent and signified it by his angel unto his servant John:
1:5 And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood,
1:6 And hath made us kings and priests unto God and his Father; to him be glory and dominion for ever and ever. Amen.


The above is what Jesus Christ did for believers.

So Christians are right to call Jesus God.

So instead of Arguing and bantering, why not go to God in prayer and ask him to reveal himself to you.

Remember, all human beings will be judged by Jesus Christ because the Father has given him the power to do so.. so whatever you worship or pray to, you must face Jesus Christ the son of God.

Revelation 1:7 Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen.

Matthew 11:27 All things are delivered unto me of my Father: and no man knoweth the Son, but the Father; neither knoweth any man the Father, save the Son, and he to whomsoever the Son will reveal him.

Revelation 22:12 And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be.
22:13 I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.
22:16 I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, and the bright and morning star.


Revelation 1:17 And when I saw him, I fell at his feet as dead. And he laid his right hand upon me, saying unto me, Fear not; I am the first and the last:
1:18 I am he that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death.


Shalom! Take heed!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:10pm On Dec 27, 2024
Seunpapa65:
Ronaldo no feel be manager cause of his temperament cause if he see rubbish wey Dem dey play e go near make he enter pitch drag them out 😂😂
Lol... I dey tell you bro
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 9:17pm On Dec 27, 2024
🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo: “People don’t expect Real Madrid to be good at the beginning but in the end… they are now ahead of Barcelona”.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:16pm On Dec 27, 2024
nonny1212:
Worry about losing olmo for free
Olmo is coming to man UTd .. we will give them Rashidi yekini
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:15pm On Dec 27, 2024
🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo: “People don’t expect Real Madrid to be good at the beginning but in the end… they are now ahead of Barcelona”.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:11pm On Dec 27, 2024
Idolo...

I believe you wholeheartedly.

Let's support Amorim to take this club to greater heights... Idolo has spoken....

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 8:56pm On Dec 27, 2024
Real Madrid dominated Globe Soccer Awards ✨

Best Player: Vinicius
Best Forward: Vinicius
Best Midfielder: Jude Bellingham
Maradona award: Jude Bellingham
Best Club: Real Madrid
Best President: Florentino Perez
Best Coach: Carlo Ancelotti
Career Award: Thibaut Courtois
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:55pm On Dec 27, 2024
Jokerman:
CRISTIANO:

"If I become the owner of Manchester United, I will amend what is necessary. But I'm still very young. I have many plans and dreams in front of me but mark my words, I will be the owner of a big club."
My Idolo.

You already own Uefalona, Atletico and Munich...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:54pm On Dec 27, 2024
CRISTIANO:

"If I become the owner of Manchester United, I will amend what is necessary. But I'm still very young. I have many plans and dreams in front of me but mark my words, I will be the owner of a big club."
Christianity EtcRe: Effect Of Sharia: Remembering The Yazidi Girls Burnt In A Cage By Islamist by Jokerman(op): 1:07pm On Dec 27, 2024
How can you burn young girls in a cage??

Does the Quran support this?? Is this what Sharia entails??

Keep your Sharia in the North, don't bring it to the west.

The time of the Antichrist is not yet.
Christianity EtcEffect Of Sharia: Remembering The Yazidi Girls Burnt In A Cage By Islamist by Jokerman(op): 1:05pm On Dec 27, 2024
ISIS Burns Alive 19 Yazidi Girls For Refusing To Be Sex Slaves:

ISIS terrorists executed 19 Yazidi girls who refused to be sex slaves by burning them alive inside iron cages, news site ARA News reported.

The victims were set ablaze in the centre of Mosul on Thursday in front of a large crowd, ARA News reported, citing activists and witnesses.

"They were punished for refusing to have sex with ISIS terrorists," media activist Abdullah al-Malla was quoted as telling ARA News.

"The 19 girls were burned to death while hundreds of people were watching. Nobody could do anything to save them from the brutal punishment," a witness said.

Before their horrific execution, these jihadis paraded the girls through the streets of Mosul, Iraq...

These are the same bystanders who cheered and celebrated as Muslims paraded Israeli girls through the streets of Gaza, beating, humiliating, and sexually abusing them.

The same Islamic scenes, the same barbarity—unfolding across different countries, carried out by devout adherents following their prophet’s commands.

(The so-called "moderates" are the ones watching and cheering!)

https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/isis-burns-19-caged-yazidi-girls-for-refusing-to-be-sex-slaves-1416192

https://x.com/AmyMek/status/1872209735472361697?t=Ig_ZWGCiTaihRG4JA5oRdQ&s=19

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:50pm On Dec 27, 2024
🚨🚨| JUST IN: Atletico Madrid is the team that have offered £60M for Alejandro Garnacho, #mufc are considering the offer as they still didn’t turn it down. [@caughtoffside]
EducationRe: Is Nigeria Certificate Useful Outside The Country? by Jokerman(m): 12:05pm On Dec 27, 2024
Infotubia9ja:
Them go write exam before dem go give them permission to dey practice medicine or treat patientsfor the abroad YES or NOhuh
Oga... That is a licensing exam.

Even in Nigeria for professional courses,you have to be licensed before you can practise fully...i.e Medicine, Engineering, Law, Medical Laboratory etc...
EducationRe: Is Nigeria Certificate Useful Outside The Country? by Jokerman(m): 12:03pm On Dec 27, 2024
Infotubia9ja:
Good question..

I hope I try to explain this as much understandable as I can for you.

You see all those doctors here in Nigeria right, they are not doctors when the relocate abroad. They get jobs as home care aid to nursing sick people. That is a different occupation far far from practicing as a doctor in America or Canada or UK.
Infact you can as well apply to be a home care assistant as well with your university degree from Nigeria which is considered a normal equivalent to diploma here. You just have to pass the nursing exam which I know a 200level university student from Nigeria can read the Q&A and pass as well.
What you do is simply take care of old people or mentally unstable people and make sure they don't poop on their self or when they do you change them and also make sure they take their meds regularly and also monitor them so they don't harm their self.
Anybody can do that job infact that is equivalent to a factory job if you don't know only this time you be more careful because you handling a human life and can be arrested and you go to jail if you flop because it is stated there in your agreement you sign before you start working.

If you want to be a doctor in these countries, you have to apply for a medical or a nursing program/ degree where you undergo the process from the begining according to the countries teaching regulations and standards, pass the necessary exams, go for your training practice, write another exam if you fail you have to retake it which happens very often because I have friends who it has happened to. Then luckily you pass them you go under the process to be a certified nurse or doctor depending on the field you choose.

I hope you get the point now. Merry Xmas and season greetings.
I think this is not entirely true

Many people with engineering degrees in Nigeria got jobs directly in Canada and USA....
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Yuletide: Multichoice Grants Free Access To All Dstv Stations by Jokerman(m): 9:33am On Dec 27, 2024
With repeating movies all the time?
PoliticsRe: I’ve Achieved 90 Percent Of My Promises To Ekiti People - Oyebanji by Jokerman(m): 9:30am On Dec 27, 2024
And Ekiti is still looking like an hamlet?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:35pm On Dec 26, 2024
FirstbornWds:
Curse your most successful manager in recent memories?


Wow... That's sad 😂😂😂😂
🙂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:23pm On Dec 26, 2024
Everyday Man united fans suppose dey curse Erik Haram
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:10pm On Dec 26, 2024
maik99:
You disagree?
Not entirely

Bruno has given his all to us... We don't need to throw him under the bus so soon
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:05pm On Dec 26, 2024
maik99:
We need to start having conversations about Bruno Fernandes
Why?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:31pm On Dec 26, 2024
Amorim has his work cut out for him... Amongst this is giving the player a paradigm shift from the rubbish philosophy of Erik Bin Laden
Car TalkRe: When Buying A Used Car, What Are The Documents To Demand? by Jokerman(m): 4:50pm On Dec 26, 2024
Na wa... No joy anywhere
ComputersRe: We Recover data from Faulty Hard drives, flash drives, SD cards etc by Jokerman(m): 4:31pm On Dec 26, 2024
How much to recover from hard drive?

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