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Christianity EtcRe: Suffering In The Grave by Jokerman(m): 10:30am On Nov 17, 2024
Humans beings change form.

From body to spirit after death. The body waste in the griundy, while the conscious spirit is either resting in God's bosom until Jesus comes, or suffering in hell with the devil
Christianity EtcRe: When Was Lucifer Cast Out From Heaven? by Jokerman(m): 10:29am On Nov 17, 2024
DSC7:
So when did this incident take place??

Before or after God created the world?
The bolded.

The man child is Jesus, after his death, he was taken to heaven.

However, Satan and his angels are not fully cast out of the heavenly realms, until Jesus Christ takes the scroll from God to open the seals.

So the devil still roams the earth, Hell and heavenly realms
Christianity EtcRe: When Was Lucifer Cast Out From Heaven? by Jokerman(m): 9:24am On Nov 17, 2024
Revelation 12:5 And she brought forth a man child, who was to rule all nations with a rod of iron: and her child was caught up unto God, and to his throne.
12:6 And the woman fled into the wilderness, where she hath a place prepared of God, that they should feed her there a thousand two hundred and threescore days.
12:7 And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,
12:8 And prevailed not; neither was their place found any more in heaven.
12:9 And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.
PoliticsRe: Heat And Darkness Everywhere - What To Do APC Government? by Jokerman(op): 9:05am On Nov 17, 2024
OkCornel:
🤣🤣🤣 so you admit this government is a failure, but trying extremely hard to deflect. I see through your moves easily
He can't deflect.. no way for him 😂😹
PoliticsRe: Heat And Darkness Everywhere - What To Do APC Government? by Jokerman(op): 8:17am On Nov 17, 2024
helinues:
Stop being quarter clever. Define failure
Failure is when I told someone I put them on BandA at an increased cost, and promise of 20hrs electricity, but I can't keep up with the deal but still charging the fraudulent bandA charges.
PoliticsRe: Heat And Darkness Everywhere - What To Do APC Government? by Jokerman(op): 8:04am On Nov 17, 2024
helinues:
Tell us what major things you have supported on this forum for years that came to pass?

Let's see who the real failure is
Don't derail my thread Helinues.

So you don't care if people are suffering inside heat.
Christianity EtcHuman Beings Are Eternal Spirits Like God- Don't Allow The Flesh Deceive You by Jokerman(op): 8:03am On Nov 17, 2024
After God created Man by forming in from the ground, the man was unalive. Man only came to being after God breathed His spirit in the body, and man became a living soul.
Genesis 2:7 And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.

Now a spirit being cannot die since God himself cannot die, that's is why Satan and other demons cannot die, so the only thing that can happen to wicked spirits is Eternal Separation from God, the creator of all things.

God created Man to live forever, but after being deceived by Satan and his agents, Man lost the eternal life and must hence drop this body created on the earth, and the spirit returns to God, but the Caveat: Any Spirit that is not holy and righteous cannot be with God again, and since spirit cannot die, it must go to another place.

Now God has created a resting place (Heaven) and a punishment place (Lake of Fire)... However this lake of fire was created for disobedient spirits and fallen angels, alone, at first :
Matthew 25:41 Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

However, if any man/woman allows his body to make his spirit sin against God, then he/she will join Satan and his angels in the lake of Fire.

Matthew 25:46 And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.

Do not be deceived Man cannot die, as a spirit being, but can be transformed after dropping this body, to the spirit, and then you'd find yourself in the spirit world

You must continue what you did on earth in the spirit world, if you allow your flesh deceive you.

Now, however we have hope. We have someone who will make our spirit rest and qualify to be in God's kingdom after this physical body is transformed to the spirit body, and that person is Jesus Christ.

[iJohn 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.[/i]

Don't condemn your spirit /yourself to eternal punishment, in hell fire first, before the lake of Fire. Come to Jesus now, and he will save you.

God will not pity anyone that has not accepted the saving grace of Jesus. God hates Sin.
PoliticsRe: Heat And Darkness Everywhere - What To Do APC Government? by Jokerman(op): 7:44am On Nov 17, 2024
helinues:
You like ejo wewe
Your government is a failure.
Christianity EtcRe: It Is The Blood Of Matyrs That Will Bring About The Rapture by Jokerman(op): 7:43am On Nov 17, 2024
This means many believers alive during the time the Son of Perdition is around, will have to face the death penalty for choosing Jesus.

So for pre-tribulationists, do not be deceived, you must choose or decide to follow Jesus on that day.

However, the Lord has said he will be with us on all these trying times, as Prophet Daniel also prophesied , Those that know their God shall be strong and shall do exploits;.

Jesus also encouraged us, Anyone that endures to the end shall be saved..

May the Lord Prepare us
Christianity EtcIt Is The Blood Of Matyrs That Will Bring About The Rapture by Jokerman(op): 7:37am On Nov 17, 2024
As Christians, we look to a day when our master and saviour will return to the earth, and Rapture his people (both Dead and Living) , and these people will reign with Christ a thousand years on earth (Millennial reign).

However, the Bible explicitly stated that no one knows the day or the hour Jesus is returning back except God Almighty, but did the Bible drop clues as to the period or time frame all these will begin to take place?

Some Christians believe the Church will be raptured away before the Antichrist (Son of Perdition) comes to the earth, but is this exactly what the Bible teaches or says?

Let's see some scriptures that does not agree with the pre-tribulation school of thought.

Revelation 13:7 And it was given unto him to make war with the saints, and to overcome them: and power was given him over all kindreds, and tongues, and nations.

Daniel 7:21 I beheld, and the same horn made war with the saints, and prevailed against them;
7:22 Until the Ancient of days came, and judgment was given to the saints of the most High; and the time came that the saints possessed the kingdom.


Matthew 24:21 For then shall be great tribulation, such as was not since the beginning of the world to this time, no, nor ever shall be.
24:22 And except those days should be shortened, there should no flesh be saved: but for the elect's sake those days shall be shortened.
24:23 Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Christ, or there; believe it not.
24:24 For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.
24:25 Behold, I have told you before.


My Question

If the church won't be here during the Antichrist, why is the scripture giving us warning and hints?

Why it is the blood of Jesus Matyrs that will bring the Rapture

As believers, we know that the blood of God's people shed on the earth cries out everyday for judgment on the world, but the blood of Jesus speaketh better things than the blood of these righteous men, to draw many people to salvation.

In Revelation 6, we see how the events of end timr starts, the Antichrist, rider on white horse enters the scene first, and many calamities follow, then verse 9.....

Revelation 6:9 And when he had opened the fifth seal, I saw under the altar the souls of them that were slain for the word of God, and for the testimony which they held:
6:10 And they cried with a loud voice, saying, How long, O Lord, holy and true, dost thou not judge and avenge our blood on them that dwell on the earth?

Then see the reply 👇

Revelation 6:11 And white robes were given unto every one of them; and it was said unto them, that they should rest yet for a little season, until their fellowservants also and their brethren, that should be killed as they were, should be fulfilled.

Then the sixth seal is opened

Revelation 6:12 And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood;
6:13 And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind.
6:14 And the heaven departed as a scroll when it is rolled together; and every mountain and island were moved out of their places.
6:15 And the kings of the earth, and the great men, and the rich men, and the chief captains, and the mighty men, and every bondman, and every free man, hid themselves in the dens and in the rocks of the mountains;
6:16 And said to the mountains and rocks, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb:
6:17 For the great day of his wrath is come; and who shall be able to stand?
PoliticsRe: Heat And Darkness Everywhere - What To Do APC Government? by Jokerman(op): 7:15am On Nov 17, 2024
helinues:
Answer my simple question

So government should be responsible for the weather which caused the heat?

Have there not been light off before this government?
This is not the only country with this climate, UAE also has hot climate, but the government there ensures there's constant electricity to power HVACs and Fans.

Other government never made fuel to be expensive that citizens cannot buy fuel to power on their generators.

Other government did not fraudulently increase Electricity cost without supplying the electricity paid for i.e BandA fraud.

This government promised to stop and improve on electricity supply once subsidies on fuel, electricity and education were removed, they've done the latter but can't do the former.
PoliticsRe: #ondo 2024: We Have Voted And Collected Money -elderly Woman by Jokerman(m): 12:03am On Nov 17, 2024
See how the whole environment be.

The people wey give Una money no go kuku come back till another 4 years, and Una go remain like that
PoliticsRe: Heat And Darkness Everywhere - What To Do APC Government? by Jokerman(op): 12:02am On Nov 17, 2024
helinues:
So government is responsible for the weather causing the heat?

How petty can some of you be
Why is there no light for us to put on ACs and Fans?
PoliticsRe: Heat And Darkness Everywhere - What To Do APC Government? by Jokerman(op): 11:36pm On Nov 16, 2024
CosmeticChemist:
While searching the web for reasons we experience grid collapse during dry season. I found these.
For how long do we keep suffering this? What is worse is that we can't even buy fuel, assuming there's fuel, people for even switch on generators, but for the price of fuel.

Also, they should disband the electrical bands nonsense they did... It's fraudulent
PoliticsRe: Ondo Governorship Election 2024: Live Updates by Jokerman(m): 10:43pm On Nov 16, 2024
adem30:
But if them collect 6k, they won't cry abi?
Anyone that collect money from politicians will end up in hell fire if dey don't repent
PoliticsHeat And Darkness Everywhere - What To Do APC Government? by Jokerman(op): 10:39pm On Nov 16, 2024
Honestly I don't understand why there's so much heat in the country now, especially in Lagos.

And now light stays for only 2Hrs a day. Please we were promised that those in BandA will receive 20 Hrs light during the rainy season, but we just see 2/3hrs per day.

Worse is people can not buy fuel again because of the cost... Tinubu promised us that there will be constant light to cushion the effect of the fuel subsidy removal.

How can someone be taking his/her bathe 3 times a night?? I wonder how those living in one room face me, face you houses are coping with their families.

May the Fire of God burn APC government for lying to us
PoliticsRe: Today Is Ondo Governorship Election And No One Cares by Jokerman(m): 5:30pm On Nov 16, 2024
Honestly if no be Nairaland, I for no sabi say Election dey Ondo state today.

Even my maternal uncles from Ondo no even care.

Na wa
CelebritiesRe: I Want To Remarry – Toke Makinwa by Jokerman(m): 5:14pm On Nov 16, 2024
DuttyChuks:
Do you want the ministry of the pastor to progress abi you want it to collapse.
Only a pastor can change her
CelebritiesRe: I Want To Remarry – Toke Makinwa by Jokerman(m): 5:04pm On Nov 16, 2024
Lol.

Good and look for a pastor to marry
PoliticsRe: Ondo Governorship Election 2024: Live Updates by Jokerman(m): 5:03pm On Nov 16, 2024
adeyemo001:
When you see Akoko Edo and Akoko Ondo people run oh!

Dem don tear the PDP's umbrella patapata!
grin grin grin
😹
PoliticsRe: #ondodecides2024: Politicians Induce Voters With Food Items, Money, Fertilisers by Jokerman(m): 3:46pm On Nov 16, 2024
yarimo:
Is labour party not contesting in that election? Just asking for nairalanders grin grin
Nothing concern you about vote buying on election day, bro?
PoliticsRe: #ondodecides2024: Politicians Induce Voters With Food Items, Money, Fertilisers by Jokerman(m): 3:46pm On Nov 16, 2024
Why are government officials allowing all these rubbish on the election day??
PoliticsRe: #Ondo2024: APC Members Caught Buying Votes In Okitipupa Lga(vid) by Jokerman(m): 3:45pm On Nov 16, 2024
For an election APC is projected to win, they are still sharing money??

Tinubu politics though
...
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores A Bicycle Kick To Send Portugal To Quarter Finals by Jokerman(op):
Honeric01
Semid4lyfe
Mukina2
Obembet
Fergie01

Front-page Material
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:04am On Nov 16, 2024
Make ETH fans boys no use their bad luck rub Amorim sha
SportsCristiano Ronaldo Scores A Bicycle Kick To Send Portugal To Quarter Finals by Jokerman(op):
Cristiano Ronaldo scored twice as Portugal thrashed Poland 5-1 thanks to a rampant second-half display on Friday to reach the Nations League quarter-finals, while already-qualified Spain beat Denmark.
Roberto Martinez's Portugal wrapped up top spot in Group A1 with a game to spare, securing their place in the next round in March.

France, Germany and Italy are also already through to the last eight.

The hosts broke from the resulting corner to score less than 60 seconds later, as Leao powered forward before finding Nuno Mendes, then continuing his run to meet the Paris Saint-Germain full-back's cross with a powerful header.

Portugal were awarded a penalty when Diogo Dalot's strike flicked off Jakub Kiwior's hand at point-blank range and was saved by Marcin Bulka.

Ronaldo stepped up to dink home a 'Panenka' spot-kick.

That goal ended any hopes Poland had of staging a comeback and Fernandes added a third for Portugal with 10 minutes left, crashing the ball in off the crossbar from just outside the box.

Pedro Neto also got on the scoresheet, collecting Ronaldo's pass and rifling past Bulka at his near post.

There was still time for Ronaldo to double his tally and move onto 135 international goals, acrobatically volleying home Vitinha's cross from close range in the 87th minute.

Marczuk drilled in a consolation for Poland, but they can no longer qualify for the knock-out stages and will be relegated if they lose to Scotland next week.

https://www.citizen.digital/sports/ronaldo-at-double-as-portugal-reach-nations-league-quarters-spain-win-n353058

PoliticsRe: Ondo Governorship Election 2024: Live Updates by Jokerman(m): 9:56am On Nov 16, 2024
Dem still dey vote for Nigeria ni 🫤
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:38am On Nov 16, 2024
Jokerman:
🚨🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo, Bruno Fernandes, Pedro Neto and Bernardo Silva are set to return to their clubs after tonight’s game.

Portugal qualified to Nations League quarter finals and coach Roberto Martínez will call Fábio Silva and Geovany Quenda.
Good to be back early Bruno... Come and integrate biko
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:38am On Nov 16, 2024
🚨🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo, Bruno Fernandes, Pedro Neto and Bernardo Silva are set to return to their clubs after tonight’s game.

Portugal qualified to Nations League quarter finals and coach Roberto Martínez will call Fábio Silva and Geovany Quenda.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:33am On Nov 16, 2024
Mrviktor:
3 free kicks
2 off the post.
1 in the net. For messi

Physicality wan kill garnacho for that match..
Oga, Messi didn't score in the match
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Inflation Rate Rises To 33.8% As Food Prices’ Surge Persists by Jokerman(m): 7:30pm On Nov 15, 2024
Imagine people queuing to buy head of Kote, Titus and Shawa fish... Wey no be say dem dey IDP camp 😹

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