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PoliticsRe: Lagos Demolishes Shanties In Ajao Estate Canal (Video) by Jokerman(m): 4:22pm On Nov 15, 2024
Good.

No chance for agbero in lagos
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 2:43pm On Nov 15, 2024
Chizubor Lionel Messi played full 90mins in a 2-1 loss but guess who Argentine fans are blaming?? Alejandro Garnacho that entered that pitch at 20 mins to go
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:42pm On Nov 15, 2024
Chizubor Lionel Messi played full 90mins in a 2-1 loss but guess who Argentine fans are blaming?? Alejandro Garnacho that entered that pitch at 20 mins to go
CrimeRe: Ebonyi Man Sets Self, Wife, Children And Family House On Fire After Altercation by Jokerman(m): 2:33pm On Nov 15, 2024
Most interior villages need churches to teach them about Christ, and understand a lot of things...

This guy just cursed himself to Hell forever and if the wife was not a believer in Christ and saved by His grace, she'd be there too.

This is just terrible
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Appoints Daniel Bwala, Special Adviser On Public Communication by Jokerman(m): 8:16pm On Nov 14, 2024
Remain Reni O'Mockery
Christianity EtcRe: Behind The Scenes Of A Deeper Life Wedding (Video) by Jokerman(m): 8:15pm On Nov 14, 2024
Nazgul:
Can someone please explain to me why MFM, Deeper life and chosen church don't make use of drum sets?

And I noticed that their women aren't allowed to put on make up, ear rings, perfumes...etc.

The funny experience I had was in one MFM church I visited. I noticed that they were using their keyboard to play drum and I was like why not just buy the drum set. The guy who invited me there told me that it was against their doctrine.

And I was like so beating drum is a sin but using keyboard beats isn't abi?

Aren't Nigerian churches wonderful? grin
To avoid worldly dances in the church, this is why such churches outlaw drums.

Make up, Earrings are not of God. However there's nothing wrong with Roll-ons or simple perfumes
PoliticsRe: Harsh Economy: It’s Now Difficult To Provide Decent Meals For Inmates – Comptrol by Jokerman(m): 6:23pm On Nov 14, 2024
So beans don cost or what??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:46pm On Nov 14, 2024
odizeey:
Sad. Thought it was De Gea's mistakes that was bringing the shots.
Lol... You no go allow ETH excuses men get peace 😹
PoliticsRe: The $2.8 Million US Mansion Bought With Stolen Nigerian Money - Washington Post by Jokerman(m): 1:36pm On Nov 14, 2024
So if the thief dies, will be go with all the mansion to the other side??

Since it certain we can't carry anything out of this world, why keep stealing and stealing?
PoliticsRe: APC Government Give Us Constant Light, As We Can't Buy Petrol by Jokerman(op): 8:21pm On Nov 13, 2024
trutharena:
Electricity and education subsidy are working now.
So why is the light situation so poor??

And why is Education still poor in Nigeria?
PoliticsAPC Government Give Us Constant Light, As We Can't Buy Petrol by Jokerman(op): 7:54pm On Nov 13, 2024
It seems this APC government is cursed by God in Heaven.

Nothing works.

You put people on Bands and increase the tariffs exorbitantly and yet no light everywhere, heat everyone.

Most families that stay in a room, their children are already having heat rashes, and parents have to use dusting powder.

Worse off is that Citizens can't purchase fuel to power their Generators as alternative power.

APC Government you promised us that removal of fuel subsidy, Electricity and Education subsidy will bring about a lot of changes in the society, but reverse is the case.

How can an accountant be in charge of Power??

Stop allowing citizens to curse your government, remember the prayer of the righteous availeth much to God

APC Government, Give us light. No let heat kill person abeg
BusinessRe: There Is No Such Product As Palmpay Loans by Jokerman(m): 6:41pm On Nov 13, 2024
Loan sharks are just criminals
CelebritiesRe: Give Me A Girl - Yul Edochie Tells Judy Austin by Jokerman(m): 12:34pm On Nov 13, 2024
Lol...

What a pained soul... 😹😹

May don really show am pepper 😹😹🤣
PoliticsRe: Donations: Peter Obi A Tribalist, Only Thinks Of Igbo People First -Reno Omokri by Jokerman(m): 9:48am On Nov 13, 2024
Reno O Dumbsky has not said anything about the CIA Asset🙂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:09pm On Nov 12, 2024
🚨🔴 Not only Ruud van Nistelrooy.

Rene Hake, Jelle ten Rouwelaar and Pieter Morel have also departed Man United as Rúben Amorim wants his own staff.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:07pm On Nov 12, 2024
🚨NEW!!

Roma are considering appointing Erik ten Hag as their new manager!

[@ASRomaPress]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:06pm On Nov 12, 2024
Ellexy:
The sacking aside, the Club need to take legal preceedings against ETH. How Onana came out with his life intact remains a mystery.
🙂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:08am On Nov 11, 2024
🚨 Rúben Amorim leaves Sporting with 11 wins in a row in the league, 33 out of 33 points
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:01am On Nov 11, 2024
🚨🚨🎙️| Ruben Amorim on Ruud van Nistelrooy role:

"A legend of the club. He did a great job. I have to talk with him tomorrow. Then I will explain everything. I am very clear and I will tell you like it is. Let’s wait until tomorrow."
TravelRe: Nigerian Lady Denied US Visa, Nigerians Demand Refund Policy. by Jokerman(m): 8:57am On Nov 11, 2024
Hope you are not among those that voted for Bulaba though?
PoliticsRe: Pres.jonathan Usual Pose At Bomb Scene(picture),is This A Sign Of Cluelessness? by Jokerman(m): 7:04am On Nov 11, 2024
Turns out Tinubu is a lot more clueless, if not the most clueless president
Foreign AffairsRe: Nostradamus - The Man Who Saw TRUMP 600 Years Ago! by Jokerman(m): 6:58am On Nov 11, 2024
Was Nostradamus a Christian, or he was a Freemason?
CelebritiesRe: "I Gave My Ex-boyfriend Half My Salary For Six Months" - Sarah Martins by Jokerman(m): 6:56am On Nov 11, 2024
This is not an excuse to live an immoral lifestyle
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:30pm On Nov 10, 2024
Man City lost yesterday, Inter Miami lost by midnight, Barca lost tonight.

It’s a terrible weekend for Pep and Messi fans home and abroad. 😂😂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:53pm On Nov 10, 2024
Leyqute:
Sporting won the game

Na una be part of the problem with this club. Jumping to conclusion anyhow anyhow
As in ehn... TenHag mediocrity and his disciples are enemies of this great club
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:52pm On Nov 10, 2024
Uefalona downfall...

I'll be there 😹😭
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:57pm On Nov 10, 2024
Roma sacked their coach again 😹😹

When Mourinho go dey use average clowns they win trophy, the business owners go think say their club dey on top...

Make them employ Zerohag though 😹
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:21pm On Nov 10, 2024
😎

PoliticsRe: How Do You Cope In This Era Of T-Pain? by Jokerman(m): 4:52pm On Nov 10, 2024
Imagine going to buy 3 litres of fuel for 3,300, and one mumu operator wanted to remove 100 naira Keg money, the kine way I shout for the lady eehn, na beg she dey beg.

Everything is just so damn expensive
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:33pm On Nov 10, 2024
But Erik told us that Ugarte was ready for the premier league yet ??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:24pm On Nov 10, 2024
CapitalCee:
Which means Zero Hag was not listening to him, Zero Hag wouldn’t have made these substitutions. And look at the time he made the substitution
Lol... You should know Zerohag na failure.

When Ferdinand and Ronaldo had an interview, they advised Bin Laden to listen to Nistelrooy because he knows the club very well...

Bin Laden reply was that "they are in faraway Saudi"😹...

Now the werey Zerohag kuku dey far away from Manchester...

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