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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:22pm On Nov 10, 2024
CapitalCee:
Good one, and Rashford was also having a stinker, which shows that Van Nistelrooy de watch match.

If na Zero Hag now, Amad will come out for Antony, and Deligt will come out for Evan. Dalot and Rashford wil finish the match
That Zerohag na real football terrorist
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:07pm On Nov 10, 2024
🚨🚨| Amad Diallo completed 4 take-ons in the first half against Leicester City, as many as all other Manchester United players combined.

[@StatmanDave]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:50pm On Nov 10, 2024
Bruno Fernandes' performance under Erik ten Hag this season:

• 13 games
• 0 goals

Bruno Fernandes' performance under Ruud van Nistelrooy:

• 4 games
• 4 goals
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:44pm On Nov 10, 2024
Bruno so na Una sack Zerohag 😹😹😹
BusinessRe: Police Probe Zenith Bank Over Unpaid Dividend by Jokerman(m): 3:41pm On Nov 10, 2024
Why are all these banks fraudulent and terrible??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:22pm On Nov 10, 2024
Erik Bin Haram.

Barcelona double agent 😎

May you keep downfalling 🫤🙂
PoliticsDear Gen Z/gen Alpha -dont Allow APC Spoil Your Days by Jokerman(op): 11:58am On Nov 10, 2024
Before APC, these were some things we used to enjoy at lesser prices ..

UNDER APC

Local flights went from 9500 to 220k

Interstate transport e.g Lagos to Benin, went from 1500 to 25k

Pizza (Big Size) went from 2500 to 20k

Cinema movie went from 1500 to 8/10k per movie

Beans and Bread went from 100 to 1200

Plastic Coke went from 70 to 500

Miniflat went from 150/200k to 1.5/2M per annum

Crate of Egg went from 900 to 6000

Bag of rice went from 8k/10k to 150K

Toyota cars went from 900k/1M to 6M above

Refrigerator from 50k/75k to 500/600k


Kilode... Wetin dey happen.
SportsRe: No Mercy For Messi As Inter Miami Are Eliminated From MLS League Cup by Jokerman(m): 11:18am On Nov 10, 2024
Almiron and his ilks no go post now 😹
Christianity EtcRe: Hardship: Are Nigerians Now Becoming Atheists? by Jokerman(m): 11:16am On Nov 10, 2024
Any one who denies Christ or becomes an Atheist, was never a Christian in this first place.

As a Christian, you should know in the last days, dangerous times will come, and it remaineth that the Christian put on the whole armour of Christ to stand in the evil day.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:23pm On Nov 09, 2024
Abi na because Pep overthink this game according to his fans?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Brighton Vs Manchester City (2 - 1) On 9th November 2024 by Jokerman(m): 8:22pm On Nov 09, 2024
At least dem no go talk say Pep over think
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:44pm On Nov 09, 2024
🔴 Ruud van Nistelrooy on Man United not signing a proven striker: "Yes... if you want to be succesfull, you're gonna need a certain amount of goals".

"That is clear, that is the effects in football".
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 3:31pm On Nov 09, 2024
All of Una wey no want make Mbappe prosper, shame go soon catch Una
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:56am On Nov 09, 2024
YourBestWriter:
I DON'T CARE WHETHER HIS NAME IS AMORIM OR AMORITTE OR AMOXIL, if he fails to discipline and get rid of the likes of Rashford, Zirkzee, Fernandes, casemiro and co, or make the mistake of bringing back the pensioner called Ronaldo, then he will get sacked. It is as simple as that.

Ten Hag was 80% a proper manager. This sporting Lisbon man must be 100% or else he's a gooner.

Although I endorsed him for this job, I won't consider him yet as the man to take over from 10 Hag on the project ten years.
Sorry... He was just a 30% manager
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:54am On Nov 09, 2024
Lol.

TenHaram babies don drop episties 😂😂😹
EducationRe: Why Are Private Schools Like This? by Jokerman(m): 9:19pm On Nov 08, 2024
Kobojunkie:
A teacher is training, not punishment. Punishment should be left to the parents. What part of that do you not understand? undecided
Any child wey dem no train for house, must be trained outside
EducationRe: Why Are Private Schools Like This? by Jokerman(m): 9:18pm On Nov 08, 2024
EzehFx:
I've been noticing you here on nairaland. You enjoy extracting unnecessary conversations from something so common
Na werey e be o
PoliticsRe: FAAC Revenue Hits ₦‎6.28 Trillion In Q2 2024 by Jokerman(m): 9:04pm On Nov 08, 2024
mrvitalis:
Poor. People. Don't pay tax most of you don't even know how taxing works

No business with a turn over of less than 25 million per year is allowed to pay tax in Nigeria
Lol... Have you heard of state and local government taxes for businesses in Lagos??
PoliticsRe: Has The National Grid Collapsed Again? by Jokerman(m): 9:01pm On Nov 08, 2024
Wetin dey pain me most be say, people refuse to put on generator... Why?
PoliticsRe: Has The National Grid Collapsed Again? by Jokerman(m): 9:00pm On Nov 08, 2024
Yes it has.

Now dry season and heat is upon us, National Grid has gone back to default mode ... During raining and cool season, they will be generating light, to use for propaganda.

The Bands Nonsense is one of the reasons for this incessant collapses, forcing the weak Grid to over perform it's capacity
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Not Among Top 15 Richest African Countries (picture) by Jokerman(m): 8:57pm On Nov 08, 2024
How can people wey no get light be rich?
CelebritiesRe: No Nigerian Can Afford Range Rover From Acting – Bimbo Manuel by Jokerman(m): 8:52pm On Nov 08, 2024
DollarLanda:
... closely followed by Destiny Etiko and Queeneth Hilbert
What about Mercy Eke?😂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:29pm On Nov 08, 2024
Na Una wey never sabi Erik Bin Laden from the begining.

Person wey use eye but flops come united, Una suppose to don know who e be
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:27pm On Nov 08, 2024
Lana1:
Rashford and Garnacho on the left. Amad and Antony on the right. All of them rotating their wings. Instead ETH preferred to play Garnacho and Rashford on both wings till kingdom come.
Analysts on twitter were saying Amad is not direct like Garnacho and that's why he was getting benched. Mad people
However Erik Bin Laden no dey do normal things
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:21pm On Nov 08, 2024
CapitalCee:
Lmao which one be ZeroHag again?
😂😂
CareerRe: What Skills Should I Learn If I Want To Become A Dollar Millionaire By 40 by Jokerman(m): 1:55pm On Nov 08, 2024
1. Plumbing or MEP skills

2. Real Estate Developer

3. Education C.E.O (Own a school or a learning institution)
PoliticsRe: National Grid Collapse: Abuja Axis Restored, Recovery Still Ongoing by Jokerman(m): 10:06pm On Nov 07, 2024
Procashtips:
Please, who is the minister of Power in this entity called Nigeria?
An accountant
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:55pm On Nov 07, 2024
Ellexy:
Na ETH still dey coach this team?
Erik Bin Haram na him put this club for this misery
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:55pm On Nov 07, 2024
Thank God Erik Bin Haram was chased out on time.

He really sank this club to the ground
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:53pm On Nov 07, 2024
If not that ETH is a blind Bartimaeus, is Osihnmen not better than Zirkzee
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Defends CNG Vehicles Safety, Says Nigeria Will Plan Better Than Malaysia by Jokerman(m): 7:28pm On Nov 07, 2024
Come on shut it.

You can't manage Electricity, na CNG you wan manage
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:34pm On Nov 07, 2024
But wetin I no understand na why Rooney never won the golden boot as a forward.

It's a stain

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